Guild Wars 2

How about Charlie Sheen’s uncle, Joe Estavez?

For celebrity commanders, I think we need to tighten the themes.

Things like:

- Wimpiest Celebrities Ever Week (example: Emo Phillips vs. Peewee Herman vs. Gilbert Gottfried)
- One Hit Wonders of the 80s Week (example: Kajagoogoo vs. Quiet Riot vs. Toni Basil)
- Cartoon Celebrity Week (example: Sterling Archer vs. Eric Cartman vs. Stewie Griffin)

I’d replace Sterling Archer with The Brain (pinky and the ….http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain) But think the cartoon one could prove hilarious

In honour of keeping it classy I want to nominate the classiest celebrity alive for TC : Bill Murray

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Jayne.9251:

I’d replace Sterling Archer with The Brain (pinky and the ….http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain) But think the cartoon one could prove hilarious

Oh, good call.

Then we could have Sterling Archer vs. Brock Samson vs. Bender.

That yak parade looks so epic..

Rob.7624:

That yak parade looks so epic..

It really was. XD

Come out next time!

The Hoff’s response when approached about leading BG this week:

The Hoff when we mentioned the TC honeys:

Boom.9304:

Rob.7624:

That yak parade looks so epic..

It really was. XD

Come out next time!

Don’t think he can, he’s on another server … But contact appledainty and I’m sure she’ll gladly tell you how you can host one on your server

If BG is using Hasselhoff I will exclusively make jokes to myself about Hassling the Hoff every time I am killed by one of you.

I like the theme weeks idea.

Jayne.9251:

Boom.9304:

Rob.7624:

That yak parade looks so epic..

It really was. XD

Come out next time!

Don’t think he can, he’s on another server … But contact appledainty and I’m sure she’ll gladly tell you how you can host one on your server

Bah!

..potential convert by the Golden Yak? /brow wag

I nominate for BG:

Hasselhoff

Bender

The Crockadile Dundee guy

Steve Urkle. When we take Keng Garrison we can say…“Did I do that?”

RoninDB.9540:

Can we get new commanders for this week? Ohhh Tier 8 has taken Charlie Sheen as one of their celebrity commanders. We SO should have snagged them.

Commander Seagel is just the right mix of of bad-kittenry and lulz. I think he represents Blackgate like no other commander could. I vote for Blackgate to keep Commander Seagel.

Plus he knows a lot of very dangerous words.

But Hoff is so awesome, just ask him. :P

The thing is .. we tend to exhaust our commanders by week’s end and they need a rest .. and likely a few dozen beverages to unwind

GekoHayate.2451:

Commander Seagel is just the right mix of of bad-kittenry and lulz. I think he represents Blackgate like no other commander could. I vote for Blackgate to keep Commander Seagel.

You could escalate him to the rank of Supreme High Commander, so that he’s on par with Gary Busey.

I’m not babysitting Busey again .. no way. Nuh huh …

We could just go full Baywatch week with HH, Pamela, and Carmen.

Supreme Commander Seagal… I like it.

And with the addition of musically talented Commander Hasselhoff we will begin assemble the A-team of D-list celebrities.

The D+ team.

Anyone else excited about reset? Friday at work goes soooooooo slow waiting for the epic battles!

The Hoff will not disappoint, you will see:

Last update from me for this match-up…

Celebrity Score Update! (Product Endorsement Edition):

(and let’s give three cheers for Blackgate’s win this week: “Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!”)

Hydrophidian.4319:

Last update from me for this match-up…

Celebrity Score Update! (Product Endorsement Edition):

(and let’s give three cheers for Blackgate’s win this week: “Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!”)

Well done Hydo!

You never disappoint!

Jeff Bridges for Kaineng would be AWESOME.

“Donny, shut the kitten up.”

I predict a bunch of kittens if this is our celebrity.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

We could just go full Baywatch week with HH, Pamela, and Carmen.

Brilliant.

I may have to put aside my own plan for this one.

Though the idea of a Cartman vs. Stewie vs. Brain (or Professor Farnsworth) is also very tempting.

Sunspots.9861:

Anyone else excited about reset? Friday at work goes soooooooo slow waiting for the epic battles!

So much this.

It’s crunch time!

Well if Blackgate is now Sensei Seagal i proposed Kaineng to be Gene Lebell!for those of you who know the story you will relate to this…for the others check it out cause i donnt wanna post something here of a bad taste for some….But yea Gene Lebell is the only roughneck thats not afraid to tell him of!But to be honest id keep Flava Flav!cause is so cool!

Jayne.9251:

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

Jayne.9251:

RoninDB.9540:

Can we get new commanders for this week? Ohhh Tier 8 has taken Charlie Sheen as one of their celebrity commanders. We SO should have snagged them.

kitten ><

Charlie Sheen would be an epic commander! Well played T8!

With the Rating struggles they’ve had, I think T8 can use “Tiger Blood” and “Winning!” more than us

Besides there are many quality people out there lobbying to be a Celebrity Commander now:

I scrolled through your gallery. Sheldon Cooper would be EPIC … Sadly with all his golden globes, he’s very much an a-lister … Drat.

Other ones off the top of my head:

Kathy Griffin
Carrot top
Richard Greico
Hasselhoff
Corey Feldman
Donald Trump

TC is so Kathy Griffin, but who has to be the Anderson Cooper, hopefully not Blackgate

I propose Erkel or Roessane Barr…or maybe Jonathan Frakes, aka Commander Riker

How bout TC can be McLovin?

Ninya.3942:

I propose Erkel or Roessane Barr…or maybe Jonathan Frakes, aka Commander Riker

Nooooooooo Number One cannot be a D-lister! /mega sad face.

I wouldn’t call Jonathan Frakes a d-lister. He actually has directed NCIS: LA, Burn Notice, Leverage, and Castle. And from what I’ve read – he’s a pretty good director. He also hasn’t done any cheesy network reality shows such as “Living as Number 1: Life with Jonathan”.

I think the cartoon version might be epic. But I want us to be Cartman “NO Kitty. My pot pie!”

Cartman definitely gets my vote, as I have South Park running nearly 100% of the time I’m gaming.

I’m coo with that you guys…

Hello all

Gwen here with a new installment for this Matchup . Very happy that we remained together in this tier for a new week of EPIC fights and struggles.
I see now that the Commanders are now being thrown in the mix so i’d like to throw nomination to Rodney Dangerfield to Lead us TC’ers to Glorys Abound . Cause lets face it .. "We Get No Respect ".
Lets take a look at some examples shall we …

1) I was so depressed that we going to loose stonemist that i went to the very top to suicide off the ledge.. BG sent a priest up there to me and he said.“ON your MARK!!!”

2) I met the Kaineng surgeon general – he offered me a cigarette

3)I’m at the skill level now that if i want to duel …I choose to Face 2 on 1.. That way once he kills me , he’ll have someone to chat with.
4)At level twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world verse world. When he is level seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can’t.(am i wrong ??)
5)ONe day -Anet aproached me to be the Poster child …. For how NOT to play WVW…
i get no repsect i tell ya
6)The other night a Thief took off his mask and made me wear it.

7)I went to the Zerg Gaurdian because I’d swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My Zerg Gaurdian told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
8)5.It’s been a rough day. I logged in this morning, put my armour on and a button fell off. I picked up my hammer and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
9)7.I could tell my Guildies hated me. My WvW lake weapons were a toaster and radio.
10)11.My character creation is so ugly that ANET had morning sickness…..AFTER I was Spawn in at the WAypoint.
11)12.I remember the time that I was kidnapped by BG and they sent my severed head back to my Guild . They said They wanted more proof.
12)18.With my old Guild I got no respect. I asked Them, “How can I make an impact in World verse world?”They told me to run off a cliff.

And that Concludes My CAse Arguement for Rodney as Our TC Commander

GWen out
and good luck all this upcoming week.

How about Mae Young and her lovely child she gave birth to at almost 90… “The Hand”?

[PiNK] assembling… fine tuning our strategies, checking our gear…nothing is left to fate. Things are so super serial right now you guys.

Hello all, here is the last video for this week.

Amazing week we just had. Looking forward for more!

I’m going to make one last pitch for Joe Estavez. How could you pass up Martin Sheen’s vastly more talented yet under-appreciated brother?!

phaneo.4597:

How about Mae Young and her lovely child she gave birth to at almost 90… “The Hand”?

YES! YES! YES!

Ethan Mccloud.3218:

8)5.It’s been a rough day. I logged in this morning, put my armour on and a button fell off. I picked up my hammer and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.
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Ah Gwen, you truly are my little bit of happiness in these threads

I propose for Kaineng as our commander of the week…. Mr. Gary Cole.

Because we really need to work the borderlands on Saturday

Anyone else getting hung up on the loading screen for EB?

aelnova.8590:

I propose for Kaineng as our commander of the week…. Mr. Gary Cole.

Because we really need to work the borderlands on Saturday

ROTFLMAO!

And yes, I am posting from work!

I nominate the eyeball from Big Trouble in Little China for Blackgate. They always seem to show up with 800 people wherever I’m attacking. Eyeball Spy!

Are we really continueing this thread into the next week?

It would be interesting if this became the longest thread in the WvW forum.

Happy reset everyone …….Kaineng Style

How did we lose Hasselhoff to Blackgate?

Is this not the embodiment of Tarnished Coast?

Miiaah.5416:

Happy reset everyone …….Kaineng Style

Why doesn’t Kaineng go with PSY so you can “Oppa Kaineng Style” etc?