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Posted by: Masamoon.3864

Masamoon.3864

Score update before I go to bed. 11:34 PST

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Sanghae, legends can be true.

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Posted by: akamon.2769

akamon.2769

@Absinthe – dangit. i knew that would overshadow the message of my little write up.

now, with all the “bragging” going on. anyone care to share some so-embarassing-i-want-to-glitch-into-and-get-stuck-in-a-wall-and-cry-so-no-one-will-see-my-tears moments?

here’s one. spotted a warrior from JQ (or BG maybe. i donno. i am doing my best to wipe this memory ; ))) ). we had 3 or 4 on my end. we chased. he ran towards a cliff edge as if too escape. i tried to knock him off. failed. “stability! now woudl be a good time to…” before i could finish that thought, 3 of us were feared off the cliff. two went splat, yours truly included, and one survived with falling trait. the two of us that went to zero were just -.- “that was good” said one. and you could see the warrior up top checking us out thinking, much to learn, young padawans. much, much to learn. :pp

sigh. can’t believe we fell for that(HA, get it? get it??). how many warrs run fear me?!? need to learn other classes more. XDDD

[edit: some typos and fixed some stuff]

Akaimon | Jolly Good Guardian
Akaigi | Warrior Made of Wood
[CDS] – Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: SFShinigami.2015

SFShinigami.2015

Nothing against people showing off all their characters and everything, but pic score updates would be a lot more interesting if the background was the BL Map.

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Posted by: GekoHayate.2451

GekoHayate.2451

Fine… if you don’t want a super sexy sylvari I guess I can give you a not so sexy map….

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Posted by: Absinth.6917

Absinth.6917

Sorry Akamon I couldn’t resist. hehe

edit – @Geko……that looks like one extremely boring map.

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Posted by: Ross Biddle.2367

Ross Biddle.2367

@Absinthe – dangit. i knew that would overshadow the message of my little write up.

now, with all the “bragging” going on. anyone care to share some so-embarassing-i-want-to-glitch-into-and-get-stuck-in-a-wall-and-cry-so-no-one-will-see-my-tears moments?

here’s one. spotted a warrior from JQ (or BG maybe. i donno. i am doing my best to wipe this memory ; ))) ). we had 3 or 4 on my end. we chased. he ran towards a cliff edge as if too escape. i tried to knock him off. failed. “stability! now woudl be a good time to…” before i could finish that thought, 3 of us were feared off the cliff. two went splat, yours truly included, and one survived with falling trait. the two of us that went to zero were just -.- “that was good” said one. and you could see the warrior up top checking us out thinking, much to learn, young padawans. much, much to learn. :pp

sigh. can’t believe we fell for that(HA, get it? get it??). how many warrs run fear me?!? need to learn other classes more. XDDD

[edit: some typos and fixed some stuff]

I’ll one up you with a twist.

I was out roaming/scouting the other night and BG were crawling all the east road of my BL. I’d crossed that bridge that sits over top the sentry south of the east camp after avoiding an overwhelming number of enemy. After a while two BG came over to suss me out, and we all agreed to tango. Anyway, everything was “going” when all of a sudden I got hit with fear (I think it might have been runes), and I was running toward the cliff. I thought the fear would end before the drop but suddenly the edge under my feet. I’d been holding my blink ready just in case.

I did actually go over, and the other two must have seen it. However I fired my blink out of reflex and shot back to safety in the nick of time. I turned to continue the fight only to watch as the two BG, backs to me, ran over to the edge, looked over, then jumped down “after me”.

“ kitten ” I thought, “they got away” :/

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Posted by: SFShinigami.2015

SFShinigami.2015

Fine… if you don’t want a super sexy sylvari I guess I can give you a not so sexy map….

Thats why my ele is a sylvari

Jigglenaut/Numa Rar/Jakuho Raikoben/Tenel Ka Djo/Kurotsuchi Taichou [SF]/[LOVE]
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Posted by: Kript.3291

Kript.3291

SoR= King of NA prime time, and they seem to do extremely well now against the JQ’s night-capping and pvdoor troops during Saturday and Sunday. I’d argue that these two days really show the true strength of a server, as coverage advantage and night capping are removed to some degrees. I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

JQ= paper tiger, they are only good at pvdoor and night capping, if they can’t do it, they either lose very badly or they cannot gain a significant lead in terms of ppt. i think the last 24 hours kind of show this. And I seriously think PvDoor has given JQ a lot of bad habits when taking enemies objectives. This morning on EB, during JQ’s asian/oceanic prime time, JQ forgot to get rid of those defensive sieges (such as the oil pot) before porting golems to the inner gate of SMC, and SoR wiped those golems with ease. After at least 2 failed attempts of golems rush, folks from JQ just keep running around and building golems inside SMC and kept getting wiped by SoR or BG.

Another suggestion for JQ, get a better guild (maybe FOO? lol) to look after your EB, because [Ge] is a useless guild unless they can PvDoor. All they do is run around in EB and achieve nothing.

Few things to keep the discussion going, here are some of the rumors i heard when i was guesting on JQ

1)Some folks from JQ actually said that JQ does not have weekend NA prime time coverage, that’s why SoR beats them. Is this the truth? or is this the biggest joke of all time?

JQ just admit it, your current NA crews are a bunch of inexperienced bads, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, recruit better guilds and that’s all.

2) PRX is leaving the game? well, nothing of value is lost i guess if that’s true. PRX is the most over-hyped guild in GW2, with a lot of fan-boys defending them when they are clearly failing.

i am frudoo,a forum warrior, an expert wvw analyst, and a closet fanboy of Jade Quarry server.

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Posted by: waha.4921

waha.4921

challenged when they run 90 people around capping objectives with 20-30 people max defending.

20-30 ?

http://youtu.be/zTl4EdWWixQ

how many em in this video?

and FOO have 30-40 ppl not 90+

Waha

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Posted by: SFShinigami.2015

SFShinigami.2015

30-40 people is still more than the 15 that FEAR and TW run around with

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Posted by: Sanxxx.5126

Sanxxx.5126

SoR= King of NA prime time, and they seem to do extremely well now against the JQ’s night-capping and pvdoor troops during Saturday and Sunday. I’d argue that these two days really show the true strength of a server, as coverage advantage and night capping are removed to some degrees. I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

Pushing hard over two days in a 7 day competition does not show the true strength unless the other servers choose to compete equally over this artificial timeline.

We all know by now that the winner is fundamentally determined by numbers and coverage so whatever the position now the ‘result’ this week will be JQ>BG>SOR.

The ‘night capping’ issue needs to die, whilst I see and largely agree the point, Anet have repeatedly stated that WvW is 24/7. This by definition favours those that recruited accordingly and atm the numerical/coverage advantage remains with JQ.

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Posted by: JaredKincade.9761

JaredKincade.9761

I can’t say this enough: Its not night capping to players who live in a different part of the world. They deserve a chance to play this game we all enjoy as well. Its not their fault we are asleep.

This is Tier 1. All three servers have guilds on 24/7.

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Posted by: Absinth.6917

Absinth.6917

@ Shiniorigami

^ truth….they can occasionally get 30 people each but some episodic bullkitten comes on TV and everyone leaves.

WTF is it vampires, werewolves, zombies, aliens, mormons?……seriously……I do not get it. “As the World Turns” on a weekly basis I suppose. No wonder Obamacare is so popular these days.

If it ain’t the debils foolsball on sat & sun then I want nothing to do with it.

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Haiku FTW

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Posted by: Celyth.3085

Celyth.3085

mmmm, frudoo (kript’s) demeanor changes on the forums. hah. JADE QUAGGAN FOREVER!

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Posted by: Fuzzion.2504

Fuzzion.2504

SoR= King of NA prime time, and they seem to do extremely well now against the JQ’s night-capping and pvdoor troops during Saturday and Sunday. I’d argue that these two days really show the true strength of a server, as coverage advantage and night capping are removed to some degrees. I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

JQ= paper tiger, they are only good at pvdoor and night capping, if they can’t do it, they either lose very badly or they cannot gain a significant lead in terms of ppt. i think the last 24 hours kind of show this. And I seriously think PvDoor has given JQ a lot of bad habits when taking enemies objectives. This morning on EB, during JQ’s asian/oceanic prime time, JQ forgot to get rid of those defensive sieges (such as the oil pot) before porting golems to the inner gate of SMC, and SoR wiped those golems with ease. After at least 2 failed attempts of golems rush, folks from JQ just keep running around and building golems inside SMC and kept getting wiped by SoR or BG.

Another suggestion for JQ, get a better guild (maybe FOO? lol) to look after your EB, because [Ge] is a useless guild unless they can PvDoor. All they do is run around in EB and achieve nothing.

Few things to keep the discussion going, here are some of the rumors i heard when i was guesting on JQ

1)Some folks from JQ actually said that JQ does not have weekend NA prime time coverage, that’s why SoR beats them. Is this the truth? or is this the biggest joke of all time?

JQ just admit it, your current NA crews are a bunch of inexperienced bads, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, recruit better guilds and that’s all.

2) PRX is leaving the game? well, nothing of value is lost i guess if that’s true. PRX is the most over-hyped guild in GW2, with a lot of fan-boys defending them when they are clearly failing.

It is currently oceanic timezone and not even close to the asian timezone yet. We start in around 2 hours.

Fuzzionx [SF]
Guest member of [LOVE]
JQ official Prime Minister

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Posted by: Persephone.7436

Persephone.7436

Provide to me an argument why I’m wrong, or you can stop trolling and agree with me. This tactic of 80 people in a force literally BREAKS the game and it is in the control of your leadership to do something about it.

I am sure you are a very smart individual but that’s the stupidest thing I have heard in a while. How about blaming the people that make the game. Put in a ticket. How people play this game should not break the game. That’s just dumb.

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Posted by: Esoteric.5490

Esoteric.5490

I am sure you are a very smart individual but that’s the stupidest thing I have heard in a while. How about blaming the people that make the game. Put in a ticket. How people play this game should not break the game. That’s just dumb.

But how they play the game actually does break the game. I’m asking them to not do it. ANet has some changes they need to make, but the community has the power to not make this the “meta”. Currently, 80 people in a single force is game breaking whether or not it is ANet’s problem. So, “dumb” as it is that people playing how they want breaks the game, it is the sad state of affairs.

There are also numerous strategic reasons why your whole map in a single zerg should never work, but since, very often, the 3rd server not being attacked is content being a willful bystander or engages in the “2v1”, the server engaging in the whole-map zerg doesn’t get punished for it. This is 3-faction PvP; putting all of your forces into one location, by design, is never meant to work.

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Posted by: sostronk.8167

sostronk.8167

Hey nice work to SOR, only 400points of the lead atm!

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Posted by: tkalamba.2541

tkalamba.2541

Zerglings gon’ zerg – Ghandi

Just need some widow mines and you can easily deal with the zerglings :p

Lord Lefteris – Engineer [Sanctum of Rall]

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Posted by: Diehard.1432

Diehard.1432

Keep it up, SoR!

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Posted by: Le Rooster.8715

Le Rooster.8715

Wooo good work SoR!!! show it to those servers that being overly stacked doesn’t mean free wins.

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Posted by: Sticks.9374

Sticks.9374

Score update GO SOR!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by: muekung.2518

muekung.2518

Zerglings gon’ zerg – Ghandi

Just need some widow mines and you can easily deal with the zerglings :p

Moar hellbat pls. xD

Wait ! we lost our fully upgraded SM ? frakkkkkk

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Posted by: split.3659

split.3659

Now that NA is waking up, here’s an update for those at work:

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Posted by: Thiefz.3695

Thiefz.3695

It’s the week day. All the SoR weekend warriors are now at work.

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Posted by: Burl.9567

Burl.9567

It’s the week day. All the SoR weekend warriors are now at work.

Only in body, not in spirit.

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Posted by: Persephone.7436

Persephone.7436

Or calling in sick.

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Posted by: Rogi.8720

Rogi.8720

SoR night crew held as long as possible, but that 40+ Merc zerg was ridiculous. Culling+Skill lag was awesome.

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Posted by: buki.3108

buki.3108

Would like to see one week where SoR’s NA got to play the weekdays…. JQ would get wrecked by atleast a 40k lead.

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Posted by: urzen.7096

urzen.7096

I am sure you are a very smart individual but that’s the stupidest thing I have heard in a while. How about blaming the people that make the game. Put in a ticket. How people play this game should not break the game. That’s just dumb.

But how they play the game actually does break the game. I’m asking them to not do it. ANet has some changes they need to make, but the community has the power to not make this the “meta”. Currently, 80 people in a single force is game breaking whether or not it is ANet’s problem. So, “dumb” as it is that people playing how they want breaks the game, it is the sad state of affairs.

There are also numerous strategic reasons why your whole map in a single zerg should never work, but since, very often, the 3rd server not being attacked is content being a willful bystander or engages in the “2v1”, the server engaging in the whole-map zerg doesn’t get punished for it. This is 3-faction PvP; putting all of your forces into one location, by design, is never meant to work.

Its open PVP. By design, whatever works, works. What we need is for AN to add some real penalties for dying. That would cut 80 mans zergs down quick. No combat rezzing, no corpse loitering, maybe a delay on how quickly you can respawn.

Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: VOLKON.1290

VOLKON.1290

Would like to see one week where SoR’s NA got to play the weekdays…. JQ would get wrecked by atleast a 40k lead.

Well, no one doubts this. I mean, look at the lead SoR has going into the weekdays. It’s obvious. Wait… I’m getting something… oh… never mind.

#TeamJadeQuarry

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Posted by: kuora.5402

kuora.5402

SoR= King of NA prime time, and they seem to do extremely well now against the JQ’s night-capping and pvdoor troops during Saturday and Sunday. I’d argue that these two days really show the true strength of a server, as coverage advantage and night capping are removed to some degrees. I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

JQ= paper tiger, they are only good at pvdoor and night capping, if they can’t do it, they either lose very badly or they cannot gain a significant lead in terms of ppt. i think the last 24 hours kind of show this. And I seriously think PvDoor has given JQ a lot of bad habits when taking enemies objectives. This morning on EB, during JQ’s asian/oceanic prime time, JQ forgot to get rid of those defensive sieges (such as the oil pot) before porting golems to the inner gate of SMC, and SoR wiped those golems with ease. After at least 2 failed attempts of golems rush, folks from JQ just keep running around and building golems inside SMC and kept getting wiped by SoR or BG.

Another suggestion for JQ, get a better guild (maybe FOO? lol) to look after your EB, because [Ge] is a useless guild unless they can PvDoor. All they do is run around in EB and achieve nothing.

Few things to keep the discussion going, here are some of the rumors i heard when i was guesting on JQ

1)Some folks from JQ actually said that JQ does not have weekend NA prime time coverage, that’s why SoR beats them. Is this the truth? or is this the biggest joke of all time?

JQ just admit it, your current NA crews are a bunch of inexperienced bads, there’s nothing to be ashamed of, recruit better guilds and that’s all.

2) PRX is leaving the game? well, nothing of value is lost i guess if that’s true. PRX is the most over-hyped guild in GW2, with a lot of fan-boys defending them when they are clearly failing.

I disagree. PRX was one of the most prominent force on HoD and SoS. As the game went stale a lot of them got bored, therefore a weaker guild.

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Posted by: jojojoon.8607

jojojoon.8607

I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

Can you define what you mean by skills and tactics? I think I have mentioned multiple times before and even SOR players and commanders have made posts on the forum agreeing with me, SOR does not or seldom use tactics and strategies in wvw. Many times SOR would choose to attack a fortified keep over a keep with no defenders because it is closest to them. Many times they would sit in a tower to defend while losing everything else on the map. Ignoring a gate in a keep with no arrow carts and choosing a gate with tons of arrow carts and brute forcing the gate down with pure zerg numbers instead of using siege is a sign that the server does not use tactics and strategy to take over a holding on the map.

BG has been asking SOR to reduce their 60+ zerg balls and is being met with a lot of resistance from SOR. I do no understand how SOR can say they are winning with skills in battles when you literally CANNOT use your skills in the battles. Seriously, these large zerg ball fights go like this:

You spam attack since you do not see who is attacking you and who you are attacking. There is a 30 second skill lag that makes it impossible to know if your skill attack is actually working, so all you do is close your eyes, rotate your skill attacks, and cross your fingers and hope that they are working.

So, I ask again, based on the description of the battle above in large zerg ball fights that SOR insists on, how can anyone measure skills in the battles? Who spam attacks the fastest is best skilled? The largest zerg ball is the most skilled?

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Posted by: Burl.9567

Burl.9567

I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

Can you define what you mean by skills and tactics? I think I have mentioned multiple times before and even SOR players and commanders have made posts on the forum agreeing with me, SOR does not or seldom use tactics and strategies in wvw. Many times SOR would choose to attack a fortified keep over a keep with no defenders because it is closest to them. Many times they would sit in a tower to defend while losing everything else on the map. Ignoring a gate in a keep with no arrow carts and choosing a gate with tons of arrow carts and brute forcing the gate down with pure zerg numbers instead of using siege is a sign that the server does not use tactics and strategy to take over a holding on the map.

BG has been asking SOR to reduce their 60+ zerg balls and is being met with a lot of resistance from SOR. I do no understand how SOR can say they are winning with skills in battles when you literally CANNOT use your skills in the battles. Seriously, these large zerg ball fights go like this:

You spam attack since you do not see who is attacking you and who you are attacking. There is a 30 second lag skill that makes it impossible to know if your skill attack actually worked, so all you do is rotate your skills and hope they work.

So, I ask again, based on the description of the battle above in large zerg ball fights that SOR insists on, how can anyone measure skills in the battles? Who spam attacks the fastest is best skilled? The largest zerg ball is the most skilled?

Us players on SoR don’t even use our fingers to press keys. We just smash our face on our keyboard over and over.

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Posted by: NightTrace.6073

NightTrace.6073

Us players on SoR don’t even use our fingers to press keys. We just smash our face on our keyboard over and over.

Faceroll to victory, skill lag 4 life!

Pain Train Choo [Choo]
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I’ll laugh and say that’s rock and roll."

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Posted by: Hoots.9564

Hoots.9564

Us players on SoR don’t even use our fingers to press keys. We just smash our face on our keyboard over and over.

I prefer just mashing the pretty pictures and watching the effects! So mesmerizing!!

[TW]Tempest Wolves

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Posted by: urzen.7096

urzen.7096

I really hope more asian/oceanic guilds will consider transferring to SoR, the wvw crews on this server are some of the best in T1, in terms of skills and tactics.

Can you define what you mean by skills and tactics? I think I have mentioned multiple times before and even SOR players and commanders have made posts on the forum agreeing with me, SOR does not or seldom use tactics and strategies in wvw. Many times SOR would choose to attack a fortified keep over a keep with no defenders because it is closest to them. Many times they would sit in a tower to defend while losing everything else on the map. Ignoring a gate in a keep with no arrow carts and choosing a gate with tons of arrow carts and brute forcing the gate down with pure zerg numbers instead of using siege is a sign that the server does not use tactics and strategy to take over a holding on the map.

BG has been asking SOR to reduce their 60+ zerg balls and is being met with a lot of resistance from SOR. I do no understand how SOR can say they are winning with skills in battles when you literally CANNOT use your skills in the battles. Seriously, these large zerg ball fights go like this:

You spam attack since you do not see who is attacking you and who you are attacking. There is a 30 second skill lag that makes it impossible to know if your skill attack is actually working, so all you do is close your eyes, rotate your skill attacks, and cross your fingers and hope that they are working.

So, I ask again, based on the description of the battle above in large zerg ball fights that SOR insists on, how can anyone measure skills in the battles? Who spam attacks the fastest is best skilled? The largest zerg ball is the most skilled?

Like everyone else, you are only seeing a small part of the war., and basing your opinion on that.

Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: Sticks.9374

Sticks.9374

Like everyone else, you are only seeing a small part of the war., and basing your opinion on that.

how dare he do anything else!!

Mallet the Mad
Knight Templars
SoR Mesmer of Madness

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Posted by: CuddleStrike.8215

CuddleStrike.8215

Score update from the LOVE Asuras and friends!

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Posted by: Orikx.9671

Orikx.9671

Us players on SoR don’t even use our fingers to press keys. We just smash our face on our keyboard over and over.

Confirmed. At weekly meetings we discuss face smash strategies. This week the forehead strategy. Last week it was the back of our heads. We found to many people fell asleep at their keyboards using this method.
If the forehead doesn’t get us 1st place this week then we will try the bring keyboard to face strat on reset.
This T1 stuff is hard, we have to keep thinking outside the box and coming up with new strats.

Orikx
Sanctum of Rall

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Posted by: Sticks.9374

Sticks.9374

I actually UNPLUGGED my keyboard last night and am just using The Force to manipulate my mesmer over the interwebs. It took some practice but I think I can now actually sometimes loot a bag here and there but it’s hard to tell I get so distracted by all the flashing lights.

Pro tip: go back to when SoR first joined Tier One and how much we used to kitten and whine about 2v1s and omg soo zergy wtf. I would say we have come a long way!

Mallet the Mad
Knight Templars
SoR Mesmer of Madness

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Posted by: Churchill.8714

Churchill.8714

I actually remember you zerging twice our numbers the first reset night.

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Posted by: Sticks.9374

Sticks.9374

I actually remember you zerging twice our numbers the first reset night.

I wouldn’t know I was in queue that night for 4 and a half hours……..

Mallet the Mad
Knight Templars
SoR Mesmer of Madness

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Posted by: Thundar.3910

Thundar.3910

Us players on SoR don’t even use our fingers to press keys. We just smash our face on our keyboard over and over.

Confirmed. At weekly meetings we discuss face smash strategies. This week the forehead strategy. Last week it was the back of our heads. We found to many people fell asleep at their keyboards using this method.
If the forehead doesn’t get us 1st place this week then we will try the bring keyboard to face strat on reset.
This T1 stuff is hard, we have to keep thinking outside the box and coming up with new strats.

I grew a much larger beard to soften the blow to my face. Due to this, the swelling has gone down and my wife and child recognize me again. I would recommend all male SoR players grow as much facial hair as they can.

Keep Calm and Conquer
When you are out numbered, and the situation is hopeless, you have no option-you must attack

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Posted by: Burl.9567

Burl.9567

I actually remember you zerging twice our numbers the first reset night.

We run a 9000 man zerg. Forget twice your numbers. JQ has nobody on at reset. Half of their BLs have the undermanned buff. I don’t know how you guys compete with us half the time.

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Posted by: Sticks.9374

Sticks.9374

Score update from the LOVE Asuras and friends!

I may have to get a total makeover kit and get some protips on asura cuteness from you. My asura is so hideous I hide behind a SE helm 90% of the time.

Mallet the Mad
Knight Templars
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Posted by: Azaruil.3406

Azaruil.3406

Score update from the LOVE Asuras and friends!

I may have to get a total makeover kit and get some protips on asura cuteness from you. My asura is so hideous I hide behind a SE helm 90% of the time.

Are you a male Asura? If so, I can give you some tips. Most male Asura have a massive underbite and it looks terrible.

Aza
“I smell like pomegranate.”

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Posted by: muekung.2518

muekung.2518

BG is losing home BL, let’s hit SoR instead !

So tell me, Why do you guys want Kaineng to take our spot again ?

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Posted by: Fuzzion.2504

Fuzzion.2504

Your usual Asian timezone update

Ps. Nice try by SoR on defending bay

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Posted by: urzen.7096

urzen.7096

Kodan wishes he had a job like SOR.

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