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Mike was walking escorting a dollyak when suddenly it turned on him. Our expert lawyers took on his case and he won 11s.

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Ilesyt.7084:

Where can I complain about your servers not working ?

We are currently getting Ddos’d by Gunnars Hold Terrorist’s. Please be assured we respond with deadly force at act of terror agaisn’t our corporation. The Velocity People will not be scared by your attempts of terror and will stand tall as a people.

We currently have no servers working.

Glad to see some humor in these threads.

Finding the match great so far. Finally some tough resistance in these tiers, thank you VcY and Riot. Icon from RoF, as well.
One little thing to dislike if ofc the spy in our borderlands. But hey, if that’s how some people have fun; peace with it from us.

Regards from PRXM

Make a claim today

VcY i just want to say. Massive fan boy over your RP right now :P

Thanks for a nice duel we had with eles from [Psy] in front of the blue keep! Till blues showed up that is…

I just want to inform you all I Mesmer Mukuro have been promoted to the Flare [FIRE] Forum Leader. So for my 1st point of action I would like to apologise to all those people who were trolled by our GL, Afro Afro Naqbi, he says he has apologised and I assure you he will not be doing it again. Much love <3

Thanks PRXM, MM, SOE, Imp and the rest from GH and PI and the rest from RoF for the fun evening in our BL today. Luckily we only lost 2 towers and some camps but I think I died around 20 times. Was also hoping to see some organised guild on guild action between PRXM and PI at vale early on but no engagements were made, sadly. Was standing right behind your group there to spectate, thanks for not attacking me
I know the fight is still going but that’s all for me. Good night and keep it up!

massive thanks to Azshara for leading angry zerg today, that SM defense was truely epic, cant believe we held that.

And for all the enemies we kept charging up the rear!, thanks for all the loot bags, its apprecaited

flameinabox.8913:

I just want to inform you all I Mesmer Mukuro have been promoted to the Flare [FIRE] Forum Leader. So for my 1st point of action I would like to apologise to all those people who were trolled by our GL, Afro Afro Naqbi, he says he has apologised and I assure you he will not be doing it again. Much love <3

As I told him, no harm done and no hard feelings. He was amusing if anything

thank you rof at rof bl for letting HT farm your 60+ zerg with 15+ members

Been loving guild versus guild seen some the most militaristic tactics in some guild battles. Im talking proper guild wars two guilds meeting in south of borderlands and fighting fairly and its all for us to watch on youtube and twitch : D

ethier.3417:

Ilesyt.7084:

Are you being serious cause I sent a mail and mail is not working!

We are experiencing high amounts of traffic at this time. We are working hard to resolve this problem. We apologize for any in-convince caused.

Ethier – Serious Serious Serious Something……. Division.

lol, keep up your RP, I love it

who was that beastly Ranger who fought me (Elementalist, GH) in a long and veeery fun duel below Stonemist today??? (22 april)
dude, kudos!!!

Drengi.8326:

Thanks for a nice duel we had with eles from [Psy] in front of the blue keep! Till blues showed up that is…

We’re glad we could serve.

I can’t even dye my armour in peace without getting attacked by a mesmer and what looked like an ele and necro too.

I hope I dropped the focus precursor.

Neito.5308:

I can’t even dye my armour in peace without getting attacked by a mesmer and what looked like an ele and necro too.

I hope I dropped the focus precursor.

Shut it Rmyr you fake brummie.

Great fights tonight on our BL and RoS we had a guild group out and had some great fights, kudos to (SOE) from GH I have alot of respect for you guys some nice fights with you around victors and blue lakes supply camp, most fun I’ve had in ages, hope it keeps up, shame we couldn’t get a smaller group fight with (fire) when we came after you on Ruins you ran back to victors camp so we left you be until you came at us over the bridge at bluewater tower but there was a Zerg there so you didn’t really stand a chance, hope this match up keeps at this pace some really good fights and open field tactics been used, we were brutally wiped when we got caught on the bridge between blue lake and hills by a Zerg from both sides couldn’t stop laughing about it.

Can’t believe how much fun it’s been so far let’s keep it going.

See you on the battle field.

Yes i was impressed by SOE tonight, good fights outisde our spawn tower! As for RoF well we wiped them over and over again until the blob came ^^

Just had an awesome fight at RoS Briar.. 2 guildies, couple pugs and myself managed to wipe a RoS force twice our size
To the [Grrr] commander I gave a dirt nap to – I think you may need a tankier build! also thanks for getting me to rank 21.

Arathor.7419, RoF with 60+ zerg?!?!?!?! Are you sure

I am trying to send this leeter to VcY, but with no success. Maybe i got wrong email address: givememymoney@insurance.vcy

Dear Velocity,
yesterday, one member of your company threw a dolyak on me from a tower. Now I don’t know if I should redeem Insurance from hurting by dolyak, or my second Insurance.
Yes I am talking about that unmanvcy, which grants me no repair cost in case of leathal damage. And believe, dolyak on your head is leathal damage.
Can You please look on both my contracts and send me informations about which Insurance I should claim?
Dolyak ins.: #55522244
Unmanvcy ins: #helpdonothitme

And here is my phone number if you need to contact me.
0118 999 881 999 119 7253

Best Regards
Maurice Moss

Dear Mourice Moss,

I am deeply sorry for the inconvenience. Our servers are under attack from the GHT. I can assure you that we have multiple teams working around the clock to get them back up as soon as possible. As for your lethal accident by dolyak claim, I ask that you check your in-game mail as soon as possible. I have personally taken care of this incident. Again I am sorry for the inconvenience with our servers being offline.

Caic Arcem – CEO of Velocity Corporation

Dear Mr Moss,

Having reviewed your case it appears that not only are several facts pertaining to your claim either incomplete or incorrect you have also failed to pay the last 6 instalments of your VcY Dolyak Protection Insurance (DPI).

On the night in question there were actually no Dolyaks within range of the said tower, in fact what you’ll find is that VcY threw Milkz from the tower. Whilst Milkz may appear on the outside to be a rather large dolyak with teeth, he is in fact a charr and his whirling axe of death and destruction should of given that away.

In future should you wish to make further claims may we suggest :

a) maintain your monthly instalments.
b) whilst a big furry animal is leaping at you, keep your eyes open.

We look forward to your early settlement of outstanding bills.

Many thanks

Song
Chief Underwriter of DPI and MRI (Monkey Related Injuries)
VcY Corporation – Insurance Division

I was in our Garrison yesterday evening. Hadn’t been doing much the previous hour except chatting to one or two realm buddies and only really got active just before 8pm (UK time)… just as RoS hit the watergate and came puttering upstairs looking for cookies. We served them hot

But thats ok, the visitors came back almost immediately.

The next 2 hours went in pretty fast, it was lots of fun. I puttered around following Riki’s tag, generally getting in the way. Got some nice vid too

Cheers to all on all sides who were out and about fighting last night, that was a hoot.

Cradorell.3941:

As for RoF well we wiped them over and over again until the blob came ^^

This basically translates into “we wiped rof randoms allot but when it was on even numbers we died”This might shock you, but riot basically is a blob on its own.

We had a fun evening fighting both GH and Ros guilds, allot of action and allot of nice fights.

It saddens me to see that quite a few of the posts in here are either " I lost but you cheated cause ..you were standing facing North " or " Thank all of you 917 people for being there so i could kill you solo..look at me, look at ME !!! ".

Both show a lack of class and create only bad impressions to those that are following the thread, be it from your own server or an opposing one.

Try to remember that this is not supposed to be a competition but a friendly contest. We all share the same interest in GW2 and its WvW and if it weren’t for a single choice we could have been fighting on the same side.

Looking like a sore loser or a pompous kitten doesn’t help better your or your server’s image…Would you jump to a server with (what seemed to be) a healthy % of crybabies and/or kittens ? Think about it…

I know this is the “intrnetz” where everyone behaves at half their age and the forums are visited by the mouthiest of the bunch, but try to be smart about how you represent yourself and your brothers in arms to the rest of the community.

PS. I like to talk trash…and i talk a lot of it, but i was brought up in a -seemingly- distant age where you trash talked while the action was going on, not before or after it took place.

PS2. I am aware that its nigh impossible to convert to the opposition your feelings mid-battle..emotes need u to be standing still /opponents can’t read custom emotes/chatting with them is a tedious process etc…perhaps that should be a community request for Anet to consider (…aaand will probably come with a nice nerf to engies for being ..too expressive). I’m not hating on those people, i’m just trying to point out the effect their posts have to a third (or rather 4th) party.

PS3. Props to the humorous RPs

With some semblance of civility returned to this thread, we’d like to pass a GG to GH for this amazing SM lord room attempt. You can imagine the screams on TS as this happened!

A couple seconds later and we’d have been sweeping the south and the outcome would have been completely different.

PS: Song; I can’t believe you didn’t put a “No Win, No GG” on that Dolyak claim voucher I’ll get me coat.

Dear Mr. Song,

you probably were looking on some different case. Even on your client access website there I can see that I have payed all my DPI and also all my FaPS (Furr animal Protection System). Yes there is some possibility that instead of Dolayk there was some big cat thrown from a tower, but my FaPS includes this type of dead weight thrown from tower.

Nmb of my contract is : 01234567899876543210.qwertz
Please be so kind and look on this case again but now with correct number.

I must say that I am really disapointed with your services and I am looking for other insurance companies on the market. I know about your competition Risen In Our Trousers and they just seems to be able to connect right case to right insurance contract.

Regards

Maurice Moss

ethier.3417:

Due to a high amount of complaints about certain representatives of the Velocity Corporation, I have took it upon my self to sit down and talk to those involved and please be aware these culprits will be punished at the highest order and reported to the local authority’s.

We the Velocity Corporation take complaints of not being serious enough, VERY VERY serious. If you do see anyone acting in a non-serious manner… Please contact us by:

Emal: VelocitySeriousCorporation@Complaints.com
Website: https://VelocityCorporation.com/ComplaintsProcedure/ReportAComplaint
Phone Number: 01384133713372
Fax Number: 1337

Please be advised we take matters of seriousness, VERY serious and not lightly. I would like to apologize for some of our above posters. After much investigation and eye witness accounts we found that some of the posters above representing the Velocity Corporation weren’t been serious enough.

Ethier – Head of Velocity’s Serious Complaints Division.

Please “preview” before posting and change the phone number…my phone hasn’t stopped ringing for 12 hours.

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

Hule.8794:

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

iorlas.6721:

Hule.8794:

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

Exploding Sheep. One of the few things from WoW that I’d love to see in this game.

iorlas.6721:

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

Ehm no, that was Commander Sheepie.
I wanted rubber Dolyak costumes.

to the guy from LOC guild (RoF) who I was just fighting outside SM, I haven’t laughed so much in ages, neither of us were hurting each other – in the end we gave up after about 5 mins, had a dance and left, great fun

PhoenixDown.2034:

With some semblance of civility returned to this thread, we’d like to pass a GG to GH for this amazing SM lord room attempt. You can imagine the screams on TS as this happened!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M6CEeTYZ8E

A couple seconds later and we’d have been sweeping the south and the outcome would have been completely different.

ahahah I was there!!! epic fun you killed a guildie of mine, she was not on my team tho xD I was thoroughly “cleaning the courtyard”, until the wall reset and kicked me outside >.<
Right after, below said wall, I faced an incredibly strong Ranger that gave me the most epic duel I remember in ages, seriously that’s worth a kudos, any clues about him/her?

Krosan.2890:

Cradorell.3941:

As for RoF well we wiped them over and over again until the blob came ^^

This basically translates into “we wiped rof randoms allot but when it was on even numbers we died”This might shock you, but riot basically is a blob on its own.

We had a fun evening fighting both GH and Ros guilds, allot of action and allot of nice fights.

I must admit that we had roughly twice the numbers of RiOT when we kicked them out of lake and hills yesterday evening, and they still put up a nice fight. You must remember tho, that it was a PUG group, with many upscaled guys, and few on TS – here I wanted to thank RoF puggies who were way more disciplined than usually and actually were listening to me.

After facing RiOT (who did really good, but were organized group on similar level like ones we were happened to face before, SOE comes to my mind), we met VcY. Sheesh, you guys hit us like a truck very well played. Out of curiosity, how many guardians do you run? You had really impressive stability uptime.

Before I put my commander hat on, 5 man TaG team had a lot of fun roaming in RoS bl, and nearly ninja’ing first dawn’s, then woodhaven (gj to RoS p/d thief who scouted us both times and was generally annoying). Also we had really fun 5v5 with Imp (we finally met with equal numbers) which was going for like 5 mins with both sides unable to kill anyone (there were some downed on both sides, but noone managed to stomp), until PRXM zerg rolled over us and interrupted the fight

Thanks guys, we appreciate it and also had a lot of fun last night. It was our first encounter with an organised RiOT group and even though we blindsided you, you recovered well and got us back. I hope we dropped you some nice loot. We were actually on our way back to have a second go but got called to help on another borderland so had to zone out.

As for the fight at water, we really didn’t expect to make a dent in your group but we had nothing else to do. I think we got about 5 in the initial attack and then another 5-6 who followed our retreat towards Hills, I hope we didn’t cost you the fight against ROS

Roo Stercogburn.9671:

iorlas.6721:

Hule.8794:

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

Exploding Sheep. One of the few things from WoW that I’d love to see in this game.

From worms

Velocity corporation are not in the business of giving out confidential company information. However, for a small fee of 1000g we will tell you everything.

Sird – (insert random title here)

Cameirus.8407:

Roo Stercogburn.9671:

iorlas.6721:

Hule.8794:

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

Exploding Sheep. One of the few things from WoW that I’d love to see in this game.

From worms

From Cannon Fodder.

Needless to say there’s lots of games out now with explosive animals. I, for one, welcome our new volatile overlords.

First time last night of actually logging in for this match (oops!) but really enjoyed it so far. Especially the persistence of VcY

Moturdrn.2837:

Cameirus.8407:

Roo Stercogburn.9671:

iorlas.6721:

Hule.8794:

Oh so you are that erotic store owning that phone line, Iorlas.

that’s correct Sir, where you the one asking about Blow up Sheep?

Exploding Sheep. One of the few things from WoW that I’d love to see in this game.

From worms

From Cannon Fodder.

Needless to say there’s lots of games out now with explosive animals. I, for one, welcome our new volatile overlords.

First time last night of actually logging in for this match (oops!) but really enjoyed it so far. Especially the persistence of VcY

Why have they never made an updated version of Cannon Fodder that was such a great game! /offtopic

Sird.4536:

for a small fee of 1000g we will tell you everything

Hmm let me think… I’ll call you back in 10 years of not buying siege and upgrades

Why have they never made an updated version of Cannon Fodder that was such a great game! /offtopic

A small Russian studio did a couple of years ago…Having played it I’d have to rate it as “close but no cigar”

Guys if you have any further questions about WvW or GvG , please dont hesitate to ask me. It will be charge free only for the specific tier players.
Thank you

Snowfang – WvW Director and GvG advisor of the VcY Corporation.

Luffy.9365:

Guys if you have any further questions about WvW or GvG , please dont hesitate to ask me. It will be charge free only for the specific tier players.
Thank you

Snowfang – WvW Director and GvG advisor of the VcY Corporation.

We would tottaly show you some moves on the dance floor but for some reason when i try to attack you in WvW it seems like your a friendly target?? I think there must be some kind of a bug or even a hack involved..

Iam very sorry about that, seems that you need to try harder. Try first to dance…I never say no to a dance fest

gheghe decided to take a screen.

pejot.4806:

Before I put my commander hat on, 5 man TaG team had a lot of fun roaming in RoS bl, and nearly ninja’ing first dawn’s, then woodhaven (gj to RoS p/d thief who scouted us both times and was generally annoying)

That is probably Gina De la Rosa. He’s one of our bl guardian angels and one of the few that always stays behind to watch over. Shout out to him.