Guild Wars 2

frostshade.3617:

only a wvw player never knew orichalcum spawned in eb jp until a pver complainedthere was no longer any

Only a WvWs player doesn`t rush to bug report the “Rich Ori` vein” in EB jp for lying.

stinkypants.8419:

Only a Wv3 player hears the sound of a gate being hammered on when they fall asleep at night…

are you kidding me? i hear the gate hammer sound in every crack of thunder from the weather SFX up near hills north gate. >.<

anyways…

only a WvWer who’s not online (for whatever reason) would ask their friend/sibling/significant other… while they are mid PvE event/dungeon mind you… “hey, press B and let me look at the score real quick please?!?”
guilty

only a WvWer would watch their PvE-preferring spouse log off and go to sleep, and continue to play because there’s “still a tower and 2 camps to recap…”
again.. guilty. CAN’T LOG OFF… COMMANDING… MUST RETAKE… LAST… TOWER…

Thresher.3049:

Only a WvW player targets people with legendary weapons first because they’re an easy kill and spent too much time in pve.

I fully intend to farm the entire thing in WvW. I’m already about 1% done!

Only a WvW player keeps his trait window open 24/7 so he can swap to -50% fall damage at any time.

Only a wvw player watches a coyote and moose fight, just to fight the winner.

Only a WvW player will spend lots of gold on upgrades and siege for it to be gone only 10 minutes later

Only a wvw player spends his day. Thinking about hills and builds

Only a wvwvw player would think he/she came up with the most ULTIMATE/BOMB/UNDEFEATABLE/AWESOMEST/UBER build… To find out it doesnt work on his/her first encounter with an enemy invader.

Only a wvwvw player types into mapchat “wwwwww1111111111111123454323wwwasd”

Only a wvw player would spec for blind and weakness spread with low damage

Only a WvW-players obituary contains: His last words was “wwww111111111166666 sh** laag”

Only a wvw player would say kitten you tornado its reset night

Only a wvw player is counting dolyaks when he cannot sleep.

Only a wvw player says "don’t worry baby I grant a 5 second protection boon…and that’s all we’ll need

Only a WvW guild thinks it’s funny when they kick off a Guild bounty and realize no one has any way points there.

Only a WvW player would have no idea what Dark Aidget is talking about because WvWers only WvW and have no idea how PvE works and only use the heart of the mists for testing builds.

Only a WvWer will comb through the list from the dailies / monthlies to see what they can accomplish in the battlegrounds only.

Only a WvW player knows already, that playing is seriously restricted for two days after every patch.
Only a WvW player cannot decide if he should await or fear the next patch.

Only a WvW player wonders why there isn’t any power/ toughness/ condition armor.

Only a WvW player gets disconnected 15 times in the same hour and still comes back for more.
Only a WvW player remembers the good old days when we could use siege.

Only a WvW player is still waiting for an Ascended Back Piece.

Only a WvW player whines about everything whether it was asked for by the community or not….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uLqpFNkc0ik

Scleameth.6809:

Only a WvW player whines about everything whether it was asked for by the community or not….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uLqpFNkc0ik

How blasphemous you must not wvw only spvp and pbe

Only a WvWer rejoices at not facing their usual lineup.

Only a WvWer laughs madly when they watch a siege get countered with -10% on a gate/wall.

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

I thought FoTM was a European server…we never got to see in NA rankings.

Only a WvW player would read all the post on this treads, all 426 of them

Only a WvW player could enjoy that evil laughter when pulling enemy down a wall, into your zerg.
also, fearing them down a cliff and watch them die. ehehehehe

Only a WvW player knows that golems can actually swim

Only a wvw player would think this is a kitten thread.

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490:

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

Only 4 stacks? I have a bank tab full

-Commander tags work outside of WvW?
-Have forgotten what armour looks like due to ‘lowest’ settings
-What’s crafting?

Only a WvW player knows how it feels to spam “F” at an empty supply camp, competing with the guy next to you at who will get the supply when it spawns first.

Only a WvW player would spam “F” AND rapidly click on the “pick up” button in the very same competition.

Only a WvW player knows the frustration of fighting for that 10 supply, only to have some dude stroll up and tap “F” at the exact right time and walk away with your supply…

The stories of my life.

Only a WvW player logs onto a Borderland to quickly get the ambient kills for the day only to be told invaders are inc to spawn camp and subsequently end up staying on that borderland for a few hours.

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

This. LOL. True as kitten.

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490:

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

There’s always the option to spend them on mystic-forge fuel.

Only a WvW player knows all WvW players by voice.
Only a WvW player is covered by glue when commander is nearby.

Only a WvW player cant find bank, when scructures arent upgraded.

Only a WvW player, while negotiating a supermarket with a fully laden trolley, mutters under his breath: “Stack on me! Stack on me! Wait! Now push! PUSH!”

Castaliea.3156:

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

This. LOL. True as kitten.

This is so true.

Only a wvw jumps from a medium ledge to get a momentary buff which wears off just as they get to the enemy zerg close-by below.

Only a wvw thinks their rank is more important than their char. level.

Only a wvw would pursue a displacement thief from garrison until reaching the SP south of orchard convinced they still had a chance to catch up.

Only a wvw wishes the tonics/tunneler would hide their name from enemy zergs while in use.

Only a wvw puts down road markers instead of karma banners.

Only a wvw equips skills that buff their team instead of just themselves.

Only a wvw can tell a wvw newb just from their panic description of the first zerg they’ve ever seen.

Only a wvw knows why there are coloured dolyaks on the mini-map

Only a WvW player knows, where the zerg is, even he is offline.

Only a wvw player understands why black lion chest keys never drop from enemy zergs… because none of the enemy zerg have ever even thought about farming blc keys

Only a WvW player continues the fight despite the dumb rank match-ups.

Still solo roaming. Still not giving AF.

you know you’ve been commanding in tier 8 for too long when the dream you had last night consisted of running, tag up, completely solo from keep to keep trying to defend, with no one, against orange swords at every keep

>.>

Only a WvW player realises map chat and team chat are different colours.

Castaliea.3156:

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees + FOTM as Flavor of the Month + .

This. LOL. True as kitten.

lol. yep, basically sums it up.

Only a WvW will stay logged-in doing nothing in-game while waiting forever for WvW to come back up.

Only a WvW player would ask for combo field spams

Only a WvW player would bookmark http://mos.millenium.org/na/ as one of his/her home pages.

plevyakin.8792:

Only a WvW player would bookmark http://mos.millenium.org/na/ as one of his/her home pages.

^Foxtabs to the rescue

Only a WvWs player would waste bank storage to collect thousands of grey spikes.

Dark Aidget.3879:

Only a WvW player tells her children “Hot Pockets or starve, it’s reset night,” and sees them nod understandingly.

(Best. One. YET.)

Only a WvW player bribes her children with extra movies and popsicles so Mommy can take and hold that keep long enough for Daddy to get in-game to help her wipe out the incoming zerg.

Only a WvW player would know what is skill lag

(How come i missed this hilarious thread for so long?)

Only a WvW player has saved 10 gold in his bank vault and thinks she is rich.

Only a WvW player can see his whole guild on screen, at the same time!

Only a WvW player knows how thankful a Dolyak’s eyes can look when it wants to tell you “Thank you for protecting me all along that way!”

Only a WvW player would then move on to ruthlessly slaughter the very next Dollie that crosses her way.

(edit:) Only a WvW player gets flamed for playing the game as intended by the 1337-uber-guild-only-small-scale-open-field-skirmish-is-honorable kiddies.

~MRA