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Posted by: Fishbait.6723

Fishbait.6723

only a wvw player never knew orichalcum spawned in eb jp until a pver complainedthere was no longer any

Only a WvWs player doesn`t rush to bug report the “Rich Ori` vein” in EB jp for lying.

“We want you to play the game, not the UI” Arenanet.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/suggestions/Top-right-GO-away/first#post2096524
Rocking Wizard Wars until this mess of a game is fixed…

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Posted by: katz.8376

katz.8376

Only a Wv3 player hears the sound of a gate being hammered on when they fall asleep at night…

are you kidding me? i hear the gate hammer sound in every crack of thunder from the weather SFX up near hills north gate. >.<

anyways…

only a WvWer who’s not online (for whatever reason) would ask their friend/sibling/significant other… while they are mid PvE event/dungeon mind you… “hey, press B and let me look at the score real quick please?!?”
guilty

only a WvWer would watch their PvE-preferring spouse log off and go to sleep, and continue to play because there’s “still a tower and 2 camps to recap…”
again.. guilty. CAN’T LOG OFF… COMMANDING… MUST RETAKE… LAST… TOWER…

Druids of Dhuum [DoD]|Rally Bait [RALY]
~o hai there :D~ LONG LIVE ET

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Posted by: Truga.5897

Truga.5897

Only a WvW player targets people with legendary weapons first because they’re an easy kill and spent too much time in pve.

I fully intend to farm the entire thing in WvW. I’m already about 1% done!

Only a WvW player keeps his trait window open 24/7 so he can swap to -50% fall damage at any time.

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Posted by: DeeSystm.1256

DeeSystm.1256

Only a wvw player watches a coyote and moose fight, just to fight the winner.

“I came to play.” me
r4420k+ blazetrain

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Posted by: The Hunter.4516

The Hunter.4516

Only a WvW player will spend lots of gold on upgrades and siege for it to be gone only 10 minutes later

Hunchie
Proud Member of [CA] from Aurora Glade.

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Posted by: frostshade.3617

frostshade.3617

Only a wvw player spends his day. Thinking about hills and builds

commander frostseir(sylvari,guardian) commander frostetics(norn,ele)
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Posted by: DoggyPaddler.3586

DoggyPaddler.3586

Only a wvwvw player would think he/she came up with the most ULTIMATE/BOMB/UNDEFEATABLE/AWESOMEST/UBER build… To find out it doesnt work on his/her first encounter with an enemy invader.

Bermier/Thor Göd of Thunder [BSW]-SBI
(Substitute Commander/Loot collector/
Frontline pinyata/ Dancing partner)

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Posted by: DoggyPaddler.3586

DoggyPaddler.3586

Only a wvwvw player types into mapchat “wwwwww1111111111111123454323wwwasd”

Bermier/Thor Göd of Thunder [BSW]-SBI
(Substitute Commander/Loot collector/
Frontline pinyata/ Dancing partner)

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Posted by: frostshade.3617

frostshade.3617

Only a wvw player would spec for blind and weakness spread with low damage

commander frostseir(sylvari,guardian) commander frostetics(norn,ele)
Os guild

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Posted by: Dayra.7405

Dayra.7405

Only a WvW-players obituary contains: His last words was “wwww111111111166666 sh** laag”

Ceterum censeo SFR esse delendam!

(edited by Dayra.7405)

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Posted by: snowaugar.1823

snowaugar.1823

Only a wvw player would say kitten you tornado its reset night

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Posted by: Hule.8794

Hule.8794

Only a wvw player is counting dolyaks when he cannot sleep.

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Posted by: snowaugar.1823

snowaugar.1823

Only a wvw player says "don’t worry baby I grant a 5 second protection boon…and that’s all we’ll need

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Posted by: Dark Aidget.3879

Dark Aidget.3879

Only a WvW guild thinks it’s funny when they kick off a Guild bounty and realize no one has any way points there.

[Arr][GOAT]

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Posted by: Parktou.4263

Parktou.4263

Only a WvW player would have no idea what Dark Aidget is talking about because WvWers only WvW and have no idea how PvE works and only use the heart of the mists for testing builds.

Shocking Shorty-Asura Tempest | Magnificent Mike-Troll Warrior | Lockpick Louie- Human Daredevil
Fabio Feline- Charr DH | Viktor Virtuoso-Norn Reaper | Pocket Prestige-Asura Chrono
Killer Kasserole-Plant Druid | Frankie Feline-Cat Scrapper | Felix Feline-Charr Herald

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Posted by: Setun.4368

Setun.4368

Only a WvWer will comb through the list from the dailies / monthlies to see what they can accomplish in the battlegrounds only.

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Posted by: Dayra.7405

Dayra.7405

Only a WvW player knows already, that playing is seriously restricted for two days after every patch.
Only a WvW player cannot decide if he should await or fear the next patch.

Ceterum censeo SFR esse delendam!

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Posted by: Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

Merlin Dyfed Avalon.5046

Only a WvW player wonders why there isn’t any power/ toughness/ condition armor.

54 infractions and counting because a moderator doesn’t understand a joke when he/she sees it.
E.A.D.

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Posted by: MarkusParkus.8467

MarkusParkus.8467

Only a WvW player gets disconnected 15 times in the same hour and still comes back for more.
Only a WvW player remembers the good old days when we could use siege.

Furious Scumbag, Raging Scumbag & Geologist Greywind
[NOX] & [Coma] – Gunnar’s Hold.

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Posted by: Herr der Friedhoefe.2490

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490

Only a WvW player is still waiting for an Ascended Back Piece.

My posts are facts as I know them, or my own opinion, and do not represent any guild.

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Posted by: Scleameth.6809

Scleameth.6809

Only a WvW player whines about everything whether it was asked for by the community or not….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uLqpFNkc0ik

FC – [SNKY]
Keep the Faith (and stay out of AC fire)

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Posted by: frostshade.3617

frostshade.3617

Only a WvW player whines about everything whether it was asked for by the community or not….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uLqpFNkc0ik

How blasphemous you must not wvw only spvp and pbe

commander frostseir(sylvari,guardian) commander frostetics(norn,ele)
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Posted by: Mastermavrick.2439

Mastermavrick.2439

Only a WvWer rejoices at not facing their usual lineup.

Only a WvWer laughs madly when they watch a siege get countered with -10% on a gate/wall.

The Revenant Apostle [Rvnt]→ DragonBand
Kaiji Ruko – 80 Ranger, Revanat Shadowdeath – 80 Necromancer

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Posted by: Mikosan.2187

Mikosan.2187

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

I thought FoTM was a European server…we never got to see in NA rankings.

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Posted by: ManSlayer.8650

ManSlayer.8650

Only a WvW player would read all the post on this treads, all 426 of them

Only a WvW player could enjoy that evil laughter when pulling enemy down a wall, into your zerg.
also, fearing them down a cliff and watch them die. ehehehehe

Only a WvW player knows that golems can actually swim

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Posted by: Wick.1280

Wick.1280

Only a wvw player would think this is a kitten thread.

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Posted by: Herr der Friedhoefe.2490

Herr der Friedhoefe.2490

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

My posts are facts as I know them, or my own opinion, and do not represent any guild.

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Posted by: snowaugar.1823

snowaugar.1823

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

Only 4 stacks? I have a bank tab full

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Posted by: Hullo To U.7259

Hullo To U.7259

-Commander tags work outside of WvW?
-Have forgotten what armour looks like due to ‘lowest’ settings
-What’s crafting?

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Posted by: Pith.4298

Pith.4298

Only a WvW player knows how it feels to spam “F” at an empty supply camp, competing with the guy next to you at who will get the supply when it spawns first.

Only a WvW player would spam “F” AND rapidly click on the “pick up” button in the very same competition.

Only a WvW player knows the frustration of fighting for that 10 supply, only to have some dude stroll up and tap “F” at the exact right time and walk away with your supply…

The stories of my life.

Gabe S, Engineer
Olde White Wolfe Tavern [Wolf]

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Posted by: SoPP.7034

SoPP.7034

Only a WvW player logs onto a Borderland to quickly get the ambient kills for the day only to be told invaders are inc to spawn camp and subsequently end up staying on that borderland for a few hours.

A warrior, a guardian, and an elementalist walk into an open field…
The Warrior turns to the guardian and says, “Did you hear something?”
Guardian replies, “No, but how’d the elementalist die?”

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Posted by: Castaliea.3156

Castaliea.3156

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

This. LOL. True as kitten.

Guild Leader
Sempai Said I Was A [QTpi]
Apply @ | http://sempaisaid.enjin.com |

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Posted by: LameFox.6349

LameFox.6349

Only a WvW player has 4 stacks of Badges, and nothing to spend them on.

There’s always the option to spend them on mystic-forge fuel.

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Posted by: Pavel.5192

Pavel.5192

Only a WvW player knows all WvW players by voice.
Only a WvW player is covered by glue when commander is nearby.

Only a WvW player cant find bank, when scructures arent upgraded.

4ever roaming

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Posted by: Bloodwort MacFangho.4638

Bloodwort MacFangho.4638

Only a WvW player, while negotiating a supermarket with a fully laden trolley, mutters under his breath: “Stack on me! Stack on me! Wait! Now push! PUSH!”

Blood
(I have to know! In WvW, do Legendary NPCs drop Legendary loot?)

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Posted by: VOLKON.1290

VOLKON.1290

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

This. LOL. True as kitten.

This is so true.

Attachments:

#TeamJadeQuarry

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Posted by: Pewintodo.4138

Pewintodo.4138

Only a wvw jumps from a medium ledge to get a momentary buff which wears off just as they get to the enemy zerg close-by below.

Only a wvw thinks their rank is more important than their char. level.

Only a wvw would pursue a displacement thief from garrison until reaching the SP south of orchard convinced they still had a chance to catch up.

Only a wvw wishes the tonics/tunneler would hide their name from enemy zergs while in use.

Only a wvw puts down road markers instead of karma banners.

Only a wvw equips skills that buff their team instead of just themselves.

Only a wvw can tell a wvw newb just from their panic description of the first zerg they’ve ever seen.

Only a wvw knows why there are coloured dolyaks on the mini-map

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Posted by: Pavel.5192

Pavel.5192

Only a WvW player knows, where the zerg is, even he is offline.

4ever roaming

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Posted by: Pewintodo.4138

Pewintodo.4138

Only a wvw player understands why black lion chest keys never drop from enemy zergs… because none of the enemy zerg have ever even thought about farming blc keys

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Posted by: katniss.6735

katniss.6735

Only a WvW player continues the fight despite the dumb rank match-ups.

Still solo roaming. Still not giving AF.

Server: Maguuma – Leafy Lass – Elementalist (WvW)
Guild: Bill Murray [Bill]/ [DERP]
twitch.tv/mlgw2

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Posted by: katz.8376

katz.8376

you know you’ve been commanding in tier 8 for too long when the dream you had last night consisted of running, tag up, completely solo from keep to keep trying to defend, with no one, against orange swords at every keep

>.>

Druids of Dhuum [DoD]|Rally Bait [RALY]
~o hai there :D~ LONG LIVE ET

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Posted by: Mist Y.5214

Mist Y.5214

Only a WvW player realises map chat and team chat are different colours.

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Posted by: Amins.3710

Amins.3710

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees + FOTM as Flavor of the Month + .

This. LOL. True as kitten.

lol. yep, basically sums it up.

Amins – Guardian
Gameplay Video’s & Forum Post

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Posted by: katniss.6735

katniss.6735

Only a WvW will stay logged-in doing nothing in-game while waiting forever for WvW to come back up.

Server: Maguuma – Leafy Lass – Elementalist (WvW)
Guild: Bill Murray [Bill]/ [DERP]
twitch.tv/mlgw2

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Posted by: Penguin.5197

Penguin.5197

Only a WvW player would ask for combo field spams

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Posted by: plevyakin.8792

plevyakin.8792

Only a WvW player would bookmark http://mos.millenium.org/na/ as one of his/her home pages.

Bonaduce Cadderly
Henge of Denravi [HOD]
Discreet [Dx]

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Posted by: Fishbait.6723

Fishbait.6723

Only a WvW player would bookmark http://mos.millenium.org/na/ as one of his/her home pages.

^Foxtabs to the rescue

Only a WvWs player would waste bank storage to collect thousands of grey spikes.

“We want you to play the game, not the UI” Arenanet.
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/suggestions/Top-right-GO-away/first#post2096524
Rocking Wizard Wars until this mess of a game is fixed…

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Posted by: Java.2130

Java.2130

Only a WvW player tells her children “Hot Pockets or starve, it’s reset night,” and sees them nod understandingly.

(Best. One. YET.)

Only a WvW player bribes her children with extra movies and popsicles so Mommy can take and hold that keep long enough for Daddy to get in-game to help her wipe out the incoming zerg.

Lvl 80 Ranger, Necromancer, Guardian, Mesmer, Elementalist, Warrior, Engineer, Thief.
Don’t get between a girl and her siege weaponry. <3
JQ [PIE], formerly [FLUX] & [TNO]

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Posted by: skywolfsky.3029

skywolfsky.3029

Only a WvW player would know what is skill lag

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Posted by: MRA.4758

MRA.4758

(How come i missed this hilarious thread for so long?)

Only a WvW player has saved 10 gold in his bank vault and thinks she is rich.

Only a WvW player can see his whole guild on screen, at the same time!

Only a WvW player knows how thankful a Dolyak’s eyes can look when it wants to tell you “Thank you for protecting me all along that way!”

Only a WvW player would then move on to ruthlessly slaughter the very next Dollie that crosses her way.

(edit:) Only a WvW player gets flamed for playing the game as intended by the 1337-uber-guild-only-small-scale-open-field-skirmish-is-honorable kiddies.

~MRA

IGN: Peavy (Asuran Engineer)
Tyrian Intelligence Agency [TIA]
Dies for Riverside on a regular basis, since the betas

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