Guild Wars 2

MoonDaisy.4102:

Only a WvW player never thinks of Richard Nixon when someone mentions Watergate.

Oh my… LMFAO!

Only a WVW Player knows that: WVW is going down to implement a new build in an hour or two = 5 minutes.

(happened last night on a tower, we had just killed the lord…. but not capped. Sigh)

…has to flip 100 Keeps/Castle for his Ascended Weapon. Wondering why his Friends are running around with those after 10 days.

Only a WvW player can be such an elitist.

Only a WvW player doesnt know that there are also Berserker Warrior builds

Only a SPVP player dinners WvW players every day like candies.

Only a WvW player goes straight into EBG or a BL right after they log on because it feels weird if they aren’t in it.

Only a WvW player gets surprised when he clicks on the chest above the minimap only to find out it’s a Daily Achievement chest and not a WvW Level Up chest.

Only a WvW player stands in LA for atleast an hour waiting for a queue on reset night without doing anything else that the game offers.

Only a WvW player feels the same pain as the person who spent gold and all day on a Tier 3 tower only to lose it because the commander couldn’t come and save it.

Abstraction.3019:

Only a WvW player stands in LA for atleast an hour waiting for a queue on reset night without doing anything else that the game offers.

Only a WvW player is surprised and annoyed to see that the rest of the game has come to him, even though he’s been avoiding it for so long.

Only a WvW player can spank hard Spvper.

Only a WvW player knows whos fighting who, why and how the fight is going just by glancing at some orange swords on the map.

Only an ex-WvW player quits the game but still browses the WvW forums and patch notes every day.

Only a real WvW-player is happy now, that he has it’s own Doylak to protect.

You guys konw that true WvW players don’t post on the forum…. right?

Only WvW-Newbies believe that wars are decided on the battlefield.

The real WvW-profi knows that the propaganda-warface in the forum decides matches.

Only a WvW player knows this thread exists.

FearedbytheGods.8617:

Only a WvW player knows this thread exists.

lol good one….

Only a WvWer knows to keep a timer going next to the monitor letting us know when to refresh Garri siege.

Only a WvWer has a second monitor with Mos.millenium burned into the screen

Celebratty.1632:

Only a WvW player knows whos fighting who, why and how the fight is going just by glancing at some orange swords on the map.

Only an ex-WvW player quits the game but still browses the WvW forums and patch notes every day.

Awesome, so very true.

Only a WvW player knows the importance of losing gold upgrading to gain gold.

WVW is my world. I don’t want to do anything else and thats ok….

Only a wvw commander cries “bags!!” Charging With 5ppl aginst a red sea defending SM

Only a wvw commander spend 10g in 1 night to a omega golem rush

Only a wvw player detect a enemy zerg watching his fps dropping to 10-7

Only a wvw player knows what is toughness

Only a WvW player is still reading this thread…

:)

Only a WvW player want ANET to fix the skill LAG in trifaction fight like when we get 2vs1 so hard and we can do nothing even like switching weapons or spamming skill one,pathetic after more that one year.

Only a WvW player will get a permanent ban on the GW2 forums.

Only a WvW player is using support.

Only a WvW player does not go to Queensdale and ask Zerg? then champ farm for 8 hours.

Only a wvw player thinks conditions are OP.

Only a WvW player thinks bug fixing is an ancient myth.

Only a WvE player would be confused in this thread

Only a WvW player has their AOE loot key bound to their #1 key.

Only a WvW player would have a second screen displaying Millenium.

Only a WvW player would stay up at 3:00am and completely exhausted in front of a keyboard yet to repeat the same again and again.

Blossom.4875:

Only a WvW player has their AOE loot key bound to their #1 key.

Actually it’s my numpad 0 key. Arrow Key player ftw!

Yama.9376:

Only a WvWvW player would join another server after their server crumbles and not rez anyone. (in their mind they are soft core pvping their new server mates and old enemies)

Zibzab
[sOLo]

looooooool

Only a WvW player makes plans to stay home on Friday night.

^^This

Only a WvW player cries a little on the inside when they are in EB, defending their garrison with their lives, calling for help and sees someone in Team chat ask “Hey is there a mesmer who can portal me in the jumping puzzle?”

Cord.5371:

Rinzler.8072:

Only a WvW player will build a ram in the middle of nowhere to worship it

Or, as another player once posted in a discussion about the difficulties of teaching noobs to WvW-

Give a man a ram, and he’ll deploy it on a road.
Teach a man to ram, and… well sometimes he’ll still deploy it on a road, but at least now he paid for the ram and not you.

lol

Omaris Mortuus Est.2738:

Blossom.4875:

Only a WvW player has their AOE loot key bound to their #1 key.

Actually it’s my numpad 0 key. Arrow Key player ftw!

Mouse button #4

Only a WvW player would know of every combo field and finishers and know when to use them.
Only a WvW player is the true master of cliff jumping.
Only a WvW player know how OP supply traps are.
Only a WvW player understands the language of WvW.
“N Garri outer down, (servername) inner N side, GATE 30! 1.26 timer, on ACs! GET ON ME, BLAST it, push them! STAY ON TAG! Gj, sweep repair. Food check, heading SE tower. OIL, CANNON… build build, PvD!….. WAAAATER!!!” ;

Only a WvW player dyes his outfit once a week, to remind him which colour his team is.

BarnabyMalong.7561:

Quentin Fields.1295:

Only a WvW player will read all of these and will approve all of them while shaking his head up and down.

this..about sums me up! Hahaha!

Ditto brah.

Only a WvW player has over 1,000 combined ranks and still doesn’t have WvW map completion on any of his characters.

Only a WvW player know how painful skilldelays are.

Only a WvW player Doesn’t try to remove condition when walking into a poison cloud.

Only a WvW player will get excited when they have to defend inner.

Only a WvW player has a non-zerker set.

Only a WvW player says “kitten yeah, water combat!”
Anyone? Yeah? No? Ok
Dives Into the krait lake to find pearls

Only a wvw player post a thread titled “only a wvw player”

Only a WvW player is sad to see Allie go

Seigfried.5938:

Only a WvW player is sad to see Allie go

As soon as we get something nice it decides to leave us ;(

Only a WvW player goes bag hunting in EoTM

Banzie.5248:

Only a WvW player says “kitten yeah, water combat!”
Anyone? Yeah? No? Ok
Dives Into the krait lake to find pearls

Only a Mesmer in WvW says “kitten yeah, water combat!”
Where is everybody? Why won’t someone come and fight me? Why are the krait lakes gone? No pearls, either?