Guild Wars 2

Only a WvW player would ask “where did you get the cool armor?”

Only a true WvW player smells like a dolyak!

Only WvW player has 8 characters(alts). 7 of them are only used in WvW and 1 is low level used as bank.
Only WvW player has 3 or more sets of armor in one character and none of them are zerker.
Only WvW players know who Henry and Helga is
Only WvW players knows Teamspeak IP for their server.
Only WvW player revives other people so they can pick up their loots.
Only WvW player can go middle of the enemy guild and not get killed because the guilds respect each other.
Only WvW players wait at side and don’t add because they let guilds versus each other.
Only WvW guilds asks for permission if they can add in fight.
Only WvW players knows it’s time to level their alts when their server and SFR are both green this week.

the krytan assassin.9235:

Only a WvW commander can talk like an auctioneer

That would be awesome to hear. An actual auctioneer commanding in WvW.

ammayhem.5962:

the krytan assassin.9235:

Only a WvW commander can talk like an auctioneer

That would be awesome to hear. An actual auctioneer commanding in WvW.

belive it or not, we have one on aurora glade, he goes by the name of Haiwat/Easygrinding

Only a wvw player gets irate when their friends make them to go do Karka farming with them and they have been there a while and they start ranting that the Karkas aren’t dropping any bags and has to be told you gotta loot the corpse..
Where’s the BAGS??!! Why wont these things give me BAGS?!!! HAHAA!

I will never live that down LMAO.

Only a wvw player hasn’t started their personal story or the living story, and has no interest in doing so.

Only a wvw player complains about getting a key to chest because that means they have to open up a pve map to use it.

the krytan assassin.9235:

Only a WvW player refuses to use AC’s in fair fights

Tell that to the german servers!

Oh wait you said fair fights, they only fight when they outnumber you 3-1 so I guess yeah they can build their ACs cos they arent fair fights.

Only someone who is surely a thief would moan about a fair fight

Jester.3928:

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Is Zhaitan a new film?

no, Zhaitan it some badges to buy sieges, like badges of honor

Only a WvW player sits all night drunk on ts while killing noobs

Only a WvW player will call someone that underperforms PvE scrub.

Only a WvW player has more badges than gems.

Ony a WvW player is ever in danger of running out of skill points.

katz.8376:

only a WvW player thinks this thread needs to be stickied already!

Only a WvW player knows that this thread exit and be able to necro it without effort for all the new player

Only a WvW player is able to complain about no changes on his game mode for years and hate any change already before he had a chance to try it.

Only a WvW player does not play WvW only.

Aenaos.8160:

Only a WvW player does not play WvW only.

I think you mean:

Only a WvW player typically is really into PvE

Only a wvw player is shocked to see red posts on forums about positive changes, and still being a vinegar kittener about it.

Offair.2563:

Only a wvw player is shocked to see red posts on forums about positive changes, and still being a vinegar kittener about it.

+100000

Only a WvW player would chase with his zerg a lonely roamer

Conaywea.5062:

Only a WvW player would chase with his zerg a lonely roamer

Naw, only a real WvW player would run right past you, waving as he ran, because 1 vs 50 isn’t a fight.

Only a WvW player watches The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies, and mentally commends Thorin for his double-tap dodge in the epic orc lord fight.

Only a WvW player would spend all of golem week spawn camping Ktrainers.
Only a WvW player remembers Mesmer 80k fall dmg bug.
Never5get.

Jayne.9251:

Conaywea.5062:

Only a WvW player would chase with his zerg a lonely roamer

Naw, only a real WvW player would run right past you, waving as he ran, because 1 vs 50 isn’t a fight.

Only a wvw player would quickly add a tag on his enemy server friend for +5 bloodlust.

Only a WvW palyer runs into wall while looking at the map like an idiot… And only a WvW player following that idiot will stop and wait for him to tab back to the battle field.

Only a WvW Player knows that AC and YB mean the same thing:P

I kid…

Only a WvW player has an app on their phone to check up on the PPT.

Only a WvW player thinks that LA, DR, BC, TC, RS are all camps (in fact cities)

Only a WvW player sulks about how many noobs are on their server and how it is dying.

Only as WvW player spends gold on gems no matter the cost and regardless of the exchange rate.

Only a WvW cancels their weekend to kitten the other servers. Oh wait, that’s me.

Only a WvW player will actively check wvwintel.com while he’s out for the day, in order to see how their server is getting on.

Only a WvW player truly knows how broken and unbalanced this game is.

Only a wvw player is grateful when the devs finally get around to discussing changes to the achievements after 3 years, coming soon with HoT..

Hitsuke.5304:

Only a WvW player truly knows how broken and unbalanced this game is.

Only a WvW player would run in a group of 40 to 60 and go on to complain about balance.

Only a WvW player remembers a time prior to HoT.

the krytan assassin.9235:

Only a WvW player refuses to use AC’s in fair fights
Only a WvW player is able to make a 20 hour command shift
Only a WvW player starts singing in TS
Only a WvW player makes sure that every roommate in his appartment knows when you cast a HAMMAHSTUN!
Only a WvW commander can talk like an auctioneer

Man are these da truth!!!

SoPP.7034:

Only a WvW player REMINICES about a time before HoT.

Fixed it for ya

Only a WvW player remembers that SoPP.7034 should receive a forum infraction for bringing back this thread.

Virtute.8251:

Only a WvW player remembers that SoPP.7034 should receive a forum infraction for bringing back this thread.

This thread is timeless though. Lets add more cause it is fairly amusing to read.

Gunner Morton.8340:

This thread is timeless though.

Yes.

Virtute.8251:

Only a WvW player is at risk of forum account infringement for contributing to this thread one month from now.

:)

what a great thread to necro. no complaints here. hmm, lemme think of some…

only a wvw player measures his in game profit by loot bags.
only a wvw player considers running into an enemy zerg with his guild group of all reindeer is fun.
only a wvw player understands sticking on a tag like glue isnt as easy as it sounds.
only a wvw player thinks its a good day to die.
only a wvw player wants a good fair match because roflstomps are for losers.
only a wvw player sees a dog on a leash and thinks “ooo free loot bag”.
only a wvw player sees a subway crowd turn a corner and thinks “INC”.
only a wvw player thinks to repair his armor after a day of work.
only a wvw player thinks troll food irl is funny.

lol thats all i can think of right now.

Notsoperky.4291:

Only a wvw player is grateful when the devs finally get around to discussing changes to the achievements after 3 years, coming soon with HoT..

Only a WvW player is still waiting for said changes to be discussed 6 months later.

Only a WvW player hears the announcements of (no new legendaries for the foreseeable future, but, here’s Friday reset back, btw, we’re pulling resources to rework the new PVE maps) and ponders “so, no other updates for wvw for the next 2 years or so eh?”

HazyDaisy.4107:

Only a WvW player hears the announcements of (no new legendaries for the foreseeable future, but, here’s Friday reset back, btw, we’re pulling resources to rework the new PVE maps) and ponders “so, no other updates for wvw for the next 2 years or so eh?”

I giggled cos it’s true. So much rage about legendaries, and you can hear the crickets in WvW.

Sarrs.4831:

HazyDaisy.4107:

Only a WvW player hears the announcements of (no new legendaries for the foreseeable future, but, here’s Friday reset back, btw, we’re pulling resources to rework the new PVE maps) and ponders “so, no other updates for wvw for the next 2 years or so eh?”

I giggled cos it’s true. So much rage about legendaries, and you can hear the crickets in WvW.

As someone who’s never had or wanted a legendary (because they look terrible, yes I’m a necro) I say us and the legendary ragers are on the same team. The rest of the playerbase is finally getting to see how wvwers are treated and they are not happy about it. Most importantly of all, it’s two (along with the non-existent wvw overhaul) major parts of the expansion that were advertised and incited sales but were cancelled.

Only a WvW player knows this feeling…

Only a WvW player has most of his Elites to still unlock.

Maladon.5760:

Only a WvW player knows this feeling…

OMG I was totally looking for this photo for the best memories thread!

I remember you posting that and how it made me laugh and laugh.

Stealing it for the best memories thread

Maladon.5760:

Only a WvW player knows this feeling…

You should have /ponder ’ed

Maladon.5760:

Only a WvW player knows this feeling…

RIP

Only a WvW player voted to bring Alpline Borderlands back.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/game/wuv/Alpine-Borderlands-will-be-back/first#post6072461

Only a WvW player thinks/is lead to believe that his gamemode is less important than others. (so many PvE and PvP players think they have privileges)

Make this post timeless, I love reading every single post xD

Only a WvW player will spend an hour hunting down that jerk who ganked you while your map was up and by the time you realized what was happing you were dead. LOL…I hate when that happens.

^^^Only an hour?

Nah, only a team of angry wvw scouts will devote weeks to stalking and group slaughtering the jerk that mockingly whispered half their server after each gank.

no. that’s a BAD WvW player. no one likes people like that...

now get out of our fun thread!

only a WvW can be happy and sad at the same time about a steamroll match. yay look at that score! dang... nothing to do