Guild Wars 2

Just wondering.
I heard people disliked him.
Why?

players are angry
impatient with responses
shoot the messenger

random fall damage
while climbing carver’s ascent
works as intended

WvW needs help
players cry impatiently
devs have lots on plate

fresh suggestions bloom
seeds planted amongst the weeds
see new CDI

Promises were made
Edge of the Mist was a fail
Account bound xp?

battle cries echo
lonely terrain awaiting
forum lies silent

ideas like knives
the war room gathers weapons
players cloaked in fog

battle plans are drawn
time marches relentlessly
the mists pause, waiting

Devon tried to roam
Edge of the Mist has ledge
Necromancer feared him off

Soldiers in the field
Hope, need, mingle with the fear
Days tick, war room: patch?

Go to SOR server you guys are welcome xD.

Young chap with dreams hope
Unfamiliar to internet got shocked by responses
Dreams crushed pulverized by us

He revered metrics
To give a guide to the wuv
The metrics were wrong

Pyroatheist.9031:

He revered metrics
To give a guide to the wuv
The metrics were wrong

Awesome.

(whole thread is golden)

we asked where balance
he asked where we need more siege
took spreadshot to face

He came in good faith
Battle lines drawn in the sand
Goodwill has been lost

Is any of the developers looking at this!! This whole post is hillarious!!

I bought this game once
The remake had potential to be great
put the remake on ebay

We cried change zhe Meta
He said, me <3 the Warrior
ESO pre-order bought

There’s a guy I knew
A usurper by that name
Viva La Habib

Wub Wub Warrior
He always ran zerker gear
Always got first pushed

Until today, Devon is away.
I wonder where so i searched Bay.
Even Garry the next day.

“We want some balance,”
the masses cried out online.
“Nope. We’ll nerf fireworks.”

Post bugs, hacks, glitches
Moderators infract posts
Dont know what went wrong

^gold

I feel that this may need reviving, considering the amount of community engagement threads flying around atm. Behold my powers of thread necromancy \o/

Exciting updates!
Week after week, we work hard:
We rename Guard Leech.

BG sought BeeGee’s
Purchased season two theme song
Reply: Tradgedy!

http://tinyurl.com/pohrgwf

Gandara was fun
Then they announced free transfers
Now we wait in queues

Announce season 2
Wait two weeks for popcorn thread
Tournament bully

bags started to drop
looking back with teary eyes
spam my key in vain

They closed the matchup forums
In a misguided attempt at decorum

In a PVP game
half the fun is in the banter
Anet do not think the same
for its the PVE crowd they pander

And when CU is released
the game many will leave to play
warriors will still be nerfed the least
and only the karma trains will stay

excuse the poor poetry english is not my first language

one skill, 2 skill 3 skill four.. wtf nothing works anymore
Fear not the voices from yonder speak for the OP warriors cometh along with the sneaks…
Ah but now there is a foe even they cannot beat
enter the unknown attackers to reek havoc in our keeps

No worries I am a Mesmer with clones as my shield
Ooh heck they still bugged and don’t take the field
No worries i’ll just blink into a tower and hide
then wait patiently till Anet a fix they decide
But until then C.Devon, if you see me by chance
Come give a /hug
not infract for having this merry dance

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/wuv/wuv/Account-Wide-Commander-Title/first#post3892061

oh look, he appears
still no commander updates
maybe next decade

You guys are amazing. I have no idea whats happening but it’s amazing

oh ferocity?
world v. world is pve
no guild tags for now

Sarcastic replies
All talk with no action
Now Toronto Mayor

Such meta
Very QQ
No solve
Back to WoW

Devs all M.I.A
World versus World down the tubes
I blame Queen Scarlet

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