Guild Wars 2

I feel guilty about continually bashing my favorite profession, but it’s so fun…..

“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this guardian”
—Opening line of The Legend of Zelda (1986)

NevirSayDie.6235:

I feel guilty about continually bashing my favorite profession, but it’s so fun…..

“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this guardian”
—Opening line of The Legend of Zelda (1986)

We ain’t bashin, we’re being honest. These were famous quotes throughout the history of the Engineer! Be proud!

Must keep making fun of self…

“BY OGDEN’S HAMMER, WHAT NERFS!”
“Is it just me, or am I amazingly nerfed”
“Nerf…good”
“You must nerf more often”
Gains retaliation “Go ahead, nerf me!”
“Nerf what cannot be nerfed”

- All from gw2

Quotes from Rorschach, because yay.

I heard a joke once: Engineer goes to ANet. Says he’s depressed. Says gameplay is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a when looking for Fractal teams. ANet says, “Treatment is simple. These a great profession, Thief; it’s totally flavor of the month right now. Go try that. That should pick you up.” Engineer bursts into tears. Says, “But ANet… Everyone is a Thief.” Good joke. Everybody laugh. Thief rolls over Engineer in pvp. Curtains.

But because I still have Hope…

Engineer’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Engineer carcass in alley this morning, elementalist daggers in victim’s stomach. The developers are afraid of me. I have seen ANet’s true face. The servers are extended gutters and the gutters are full of warriors and when the drains finally scab over, all the thieves will drown. The accumulated popularity of all their DPS and FotM will foam up about their waists and all the guardians and mesmers will look up and shout “Save us!”…

…and I’ll whisper “nope.avi”

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

NevirSayDie.6235:

I feel guilty about continually bashing my favorite profession, but it’s so fun…..

“It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this guardian”
—Opening line of The Legend of Zelda (1986)

We ain’t bashin, we’re being honest. These were famous quotes throughout the history of the Engineer! Be proud!

Haha, true enough!

How about:

“Engineer used flamethrower! …it’s not very effective…”
—Pokemon

“Engineer? I thought I nerfed you already.”
“I get that sometimes.”
—Live Free or Die Hard

“No grenades.”
“No grenades?!?”
—Serenity

A: Oh, I’m sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about “30 points in Inventions”?

Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through?. Well, allow me to retort! Would you describe for me what the Grenade Kit looks like?

E: … What?

A: What country you from!

E: … What?

A: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak New-Krytan in “What?”!

E: … What?

A: [raises the nerf Hammer]

New-Krytan-can-you-speak-it?!

E: Yes!

A: Then you understand what I’m sayin’?

[lowers the nerf hammer]

Now, describe to me what the Grenade Kit looks like.

E: … What?

A: [raises the nerf hammer]

Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya mothakittena, I double dare ya, say “What” one more kitten time!

Now, describe to me what the Grenade Kit looks like!

E: Well it’s… it’s… a backpack —

A: — go on!

E: …and it’s…it’s…brown —

A: — does it look like a Staff?!

E: … What?

A: [nerfs the Grenade Kit]

E: AHHHHHH

A: Does-it-look-like-a-Staff?!

E: No!

A: Then why’d you try to use it like a Staff?!

E: I didn’t!

A: Yes ya did Engineer. You ever read the class balance philosophies notes, Engineer?

There’s a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation:
“We see the elementalist as the king of versatility. The skill ceiling for the Ele is exceptional, as the ability to leverage all four attunements at the right time is crucial for understanding the elemetnalist. The Ele boasts some of the best team support and control abilities in the game, as well as some great area of effect damage!!!!”

[nerfs Engineers into oblivion]

- Pulp Fiction

Thorin: Since when do Dev Posts venture this far south?

Gandalf: Oh, not for an Age. Not since a darker power ruled these lands.

—The Hobbit

Interior A-net APC
A-net devs watch the screens as classes enter the BWE1 heat exchangers

Ripley: Lieutenant, what do those engineer pistols fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round, why?
Ripley: Well, look where your enginners are. They’re right under the primary heat exchangers firing at non-engineers.
Gorman: So?
Ripley: So, if they fire their weapons in there, won’t they stand a chance of applying conditions like other classes?
Burke: [interjecting] Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, she’s absolutely right.
Gorman: [turns round to Burke] So? So what?
Burke: Look, this whole balance situation is basically a big ego-trip reactor for the classes A-net actually plays…
Gorman turns back to stare, horrified, at the screen
Burke: …right? So you’re talkin’ about a thermonuclear explosion and “Adiós, muchachos.”
Gorman: Oh, great. Wonderful. kitten!
Gorman: Apone! We can’t have any engineers having fun in there… I want you to pull everything that isn’t already broken from the engineers immediately, pistols, medpack #4, smoke skills, bomb radii, grenades, juggernaut, everything, collect the viable engineer builds from every patch… Leave em with flame units that miss only, unfinished kits that miss finishers/leaps/stats/swaps/remove utility slots, the crowbar skill, laughable comedy broken turrets and 500 bugs.
Hudson: Is he kittening crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?

— Aliens

Rules of Anet Developer meetings
1st rule: You do not talk about buffing engineers
2nd rule: You DO NOT talk about buffing engineers
3rd rule: If they say “WTF”, whine or complain, the nades get nerfed
4th rule: Only 2 devs assigned to the engi class
5th rule: Only 1 has to do anything
6th rule: No turrets, not gadgets
7th rule: Flamethrower will miss as long as it has too
8th rule: If this is your first time working on the engineers, just look at the water skills.

~ Fight club

Non Engi’s: Then why play one
Engi’s: Well, because we are good sports. Because some engi’s aren’t looking for anything logical, like balance. They can’t be buffed, fixed, nerfed, or trolled to do otherwise. Some Engi’s just want to watch the world burn.

~Batman

ANET Smith: We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we’re asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known OP skillset to justice.
ENGINEER: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger
[He does]
ENGINEER: and you give me my buff.

-Matrix 1999

“And how do you intend to use that buff, Mister Engineer, if you’ve been nerfed?”

Don’t remember the exact line, but hey.

I believe this is in the spirit of the thread.

Commander Shepard – ‘’I won’t let nerf compromise who I am"

Sovereign/Anet – “…We impose order on the chaos of Engineer’s evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”

Wasdclick.1764:

I believe this is in the spirit of the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfRXlkZuxLc

Wow let me just say the timing on the captions had me laughing so hard I couldnt breathe.

“Your father’s grenade kit. This is the weapon of an Engineer. Not as clumsy or random as a greatsword; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Engineers were the guardians of peace and justice in Tyria. Before the dark times… before the nerfs.”

Netheren.3261:

Wasdclick.1764:

I believe this is in the spirit of the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfRXlkZuxLc

Wow let me just say the timing on the captions had me laughing so hard I couldnt breathe.

That was amazing, if you haven’t watched it, do so now. Whoever made this deserves a cookie.
Poor Mister Engi Hitler…. All he wanted was to be on top the damage charts… Just…. DPS….. )’:

“There is no buff – nerf or do not” – Arenanet

Star Wars popular Yoda wisdom quotes

Mr. engi: “What are you waiting for?”
Kid: “I don’t know. Something amazing, I guess.”
Mr. engi: (sighs) “Me too, kid.”
—The incredibles

Kalan.9705:

Interior A-net APC
A-net devs watch the screens as classes enter the BWE1 heat exchangers

Ripley: Lieutenant, what do those engineer pistols fire?
Gorman: 10 millimeter explosive tip caseless. Standard light armor piercing round, why?
Ripley: Well, look where your enginners are. They’re right under the primary heat exchangers firing at non-engineers.
Gorman: So?
Ripley: So, if they fire their weapons in there, won’t they stand a chance of applying conditions like other classes?
Burke: [interjecting] Ho, ho, ho. Yeah, she’s absolutely right.
Gorman: [turns round to Burke] So? So what?
Burke: Look, this whole balance situation is basically a big ego-trip reactor for the classes A-net actually plays…
Gorman turns back to stare, horrified, at the screen
Burke: …right? So you’re talkin’ about a thermonuclear explosion and “Adiós, muchachos.”
Gorman: Oh, great. Wonderful. kitten!
Gorman: Apone! We can’t have any engineers having fun in there… I want you to pull everything that isn’t already broken from the engineers immediately, pistols, medpack #4, smoke skills, bomb radii, grenades, juggernaut, everything, collect the viable engineer builds from every patch… Leave em with flame units that miss only, unfinished kits that miss finishers/leaps/stats/swaps/remove utility slots, the crowbar skill, laughable comedy broken turrets and 500 bugs.
Hudson: Is he kittening crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?

— Aliens

That was great. Favorite movie and favorite quote from this thread

“When Arenanet gives you nerfs, don’t live with it!
Make Arenanet take the nerfs back!
Get mad!
I don’t want your kitten nerfs! What am I supposed to do with these?
Demand to see Arenanet’s manager! Make arenanet rue the day it thought it could give you nerfs! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the nerfs!
I’m gonna get engineers to invent a combustible nerf that’ll burn your house down!”
(Portal 2)

Haha, love the fact that the word “engineer” was already in it..

Psycho

They know I can’t move a finger, and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they intent to… nerf me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what weak of a profession I am. I’m not even going to grenade that moa. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she couldn’t even harm a moa…”

“We are not gonna be buffed. You know why? Because we are so… very… versatile. We are just too versatile for ArenaNet to let us buffed. Huh? Look at that well-working flamethrower !” – Firefly

“To Kit or not to Kit, that is the versatility.” -William Shakespeare

Kalan.9705:

Leave em with flame units that miss only, unfinished kits that miss

Even better, a pistol that shoots at the centaur to the right of me while targeting the cute little raccoon to the left of me. I kid you not! I never even targeted the centaur. I really wish I had a video of it…

No you di’nt..

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

“To Kit or not to Kit, that is the versatility.” -William Shakespeare

Thus do I ever make my fool my prey
For I mine own gain’d buffage should profane,
If I could but extend with such a range
But for my nades and powder.

I hate them all!
And tis thought abroad that twixt my sheets they do mine office!
I know not if it be true.
Yet I, for mere suspicion in that kind
Will do as if for surety.

They hold me well; the better shall my purpose work on they,
Ele’s a proper man, let me see now…
To get his place and plume up mine will in double knavery…
How? How!?

Lets see… After some time, to abuse the Ele’s ear
That he is too familiar with his boons,
He hath a person and a smooth dispose to be suspected
Framed to make attunements false.
That cad is of a free and open nature
That thinks warriors honest that but seem to be so,
And as tenderly led by the rogue as kitten are.

I have’t! It is engineer’d!
Hell and night must bring this monstrosity to the world’s light!
In the first nerf, up to the word “RNG”
Engie is sneering at Warri’r who has just gave shout.
He then turns his thoughts to the plan which will form the action of the patch…

I hate them all!

“You may not be interested in Engineers, but Engineers are interested in you.”
- Leon Trotsky (1879-1940)

“The Engineer is nothing without the kit, but the kit is nothing without versatility.”
- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

“The full use of your kits along lines of versatility.”
- definition of “versatility” by John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

“I find that the harder I work, the more RNG I seem to have.”
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

“The only way to get rid of a nerf is to yield to it.”
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

“I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.”
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951) (didnt even change this one, this one just fit)

“Stunbreakers makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; Engineers makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.”
- Bjarne Stroustrup

“There is no versatility, only kits.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

“An Engineer is a device for turning Stunbreakers into Stuns.”
- Paul Erdos (1913-1996)

“The only difference between me and an Engineer is that I’m not useless.”
- Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

“Good professions do not need ArenaNet to nerf them to balance responsibly, while Engineers will find a way around the nerf.”
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

“Never interrupt an Engineer when he is making a mistake.”
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

“Engineer history becomes more and more a race between versatility and catastrophe.”
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

“Elementalists might be able to fake versatility. But Engineers can fake a whole profession.”
- Sharon Stone

“I’m all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of Engineers. Let’s start with Grenade Kits.”
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

“Engineers are one of those Professions who would be enormously improved by death.”
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931) (another quote I didn’t have to change)

“I’ve had a wonderful time, but this wasn’t it.”
- Groucho Marx (1895-1977) (no change either)

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”
- Walt Disney (1901-1966) (nada a change)

“We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of RNG.”
- Vince Lombardi

“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called an Engineer.”
- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)

nakoda.4213:

No you di’nt..

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

“To Kit or not to Kit, that is the versatility.” -William Shakespeare

Thus do I ever make my fool my prey
For I mine own gain’d buffage should profane,
If I could but extend with such a range
But for my nades and powder.

I hate them all!
And tis thought abroad that twixt my sheets they do mine office!
I know not if it be true.
Yet I, for mere suspicion in that kind
Will do as if for surety.

They hold me well; the better shall my purpose work on they,
Ele’s a proper man, let me see now…
To get his place and plume up mine will in double knavery…
How? How!?

Lets see… After some time, to abuse the Ele’s ear
That he is too familiar with his boons,
He hath a person and a smooth dispose to be suspected
Framed to make attunements false.
That cad is of a free and open nature
That thinks warriors honest that but seem to be so,
And as tenderly led by the rogue as kitten are.

I have’t! It is engineer’d!
Hell and night must bring this monstrosity to the world’s light!
In the first nerf, up to the word “RNG”
Engie is sneering at Warri’r who has just gave shout.
He then turns his thoughts to the plan which will form the action of the patch…

I hate them all!

BRAVO! You brought a tear to my eye.

“When you gaze long into the kit, the kit also gazes into you.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

“I would have made a good Engineer.”
- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)

“The graveyards are full of indispensable Engineers.”
- Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970)

“You can pretend to be versatile; you can’t pretend to be useful.”
- Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)

“Behind every great Engineer there is a nerf.”
- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

“Show me a sane Engineer and I will cure him for you.”
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

I love this thread. I don’t even have a quote to throw into this one, just…wow.

“Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
- Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the first Engineer ever)

This thread is officially the best part of playing an engineer.

“Engineer scum!” -Said every stormtrooper and non-engi player

“For whom the Nerf tolls” Metallica

“An Engineer who goes looking for a nerf is sure to find one.” -Mason Cooley

“Anet, I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing.” -Allen Ginsberg
___________________________________________________

Get Nerf (Get Smart)

Engi 99: Uh oh.
Engi 67: What?
Engi 99: New patch.
Engi 67 starts to move mouse to link
Engi 99: Don’t click it! Use your goggles… can you read them?
Engi 67: Im just hitting buttons, Im not actually seeing anything more…
Engi 99: The new patch notes that might as well be titled “Im a nerf here to break you.”
Engi 67: Okay, 99 you know what, that is profiling, just because they are new doesn’t necisarrily mean that we are doomed.
Engi 67 starts to reads patch notes
Engi 67:They… oh WOW… That’s a bad nerf that’s a really bad nerf. Did you see what they said? It looks like one of those obituaries for the homeless!"
Engi 99: Oh really…

Let’s get political:

“It’s the versatility, stupid!”
—Clinton campaign

“Where’s the buff?”
—Wendy’s advertisement and Mondale campaign

“I voted for engineers, before I voted against them”
—Kerry campaign

Was having trouble keeping this one PG. :P

—
Engineer: Ele, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice, aight?

Elementalist14: Aight.

Engineer: Swap out of that attunement baby, yeah.

Elementalist14: I swap out of my attunement, just for you, Engi.

Engineer: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I equip my Slick Shoes and Utility Goggles.

Elementalist14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Engineer: Me too baby.

Elementalist14: I heal you lightly with a water field.

Engineer: I cast Net Shot. You are immobilised.

Elementalist14: Hey…

Engineer: I cast Magnet to pull you in, before casting Box of Nails to cripple you.

Elementalist14: Funny I’m still not injured.

Engineer: I then cast Prybar to the face.

Elementalist14: You are the worst leveling partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Engineer: Don’t kitten with me kitten, I’m the mightiest Engineer of the lands.

Engineer: I Analyze yo soul and use Static Discharge for 1,000,000. Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a glass cannon Ele.

Elementalist14: Don’t ever message me again you piece of kitten.

Engineer: Golems are trying to drill my brain but my Static Shield inflicts stun and I place Big ol’ Bomb, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Engineer: Queen Jenna congratulates me for destroying Toymaker Tixx’s evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. Wintersday ends. Zojja steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of her.

Engineer: You still there, Ele?

Engineer: Ele?

(BloodNinja)

(It’s late, or I’d try to do the rest of his epic chats.)

-Travail.

“You’ve lost that loving feeling~” – Top Gun(1986)

“I see nerfed people” – The Sixth Sense(1999)

“My Precious” – Anet on their favorite classes, warriors and thieves. From LotR: The Two Towers (2002)

“I’m the king of the nerf!” – Titanic (1997)

“It’s not Buffs. It’s never Buffs.” — House M.D.

“Does It look like a balance issue?” “No!” “Then why you tryin’a Nerf it like one?”— Pulp Fiction

“THIEVES: We have perma-stealth.” “ENGIE: We have a nerf!”— The Avengers

“Yes. Nerfing is bad.”— Alistair, Dragon Age Origins.

“I’m an Engineer, that means I have problems. Not problems like “what are grenades”, cause that falls under your purview of balance! Me, I got nerfing problems." RED Engineer, Team Fortress 2.

“I’m gonna nerf it!” — Wreck it Ralph

“Warrior: “You have my sword.” Ranger: “And my bow.” Engineer: “AND MY NERFS!”— Lord of the Rings

“Whoever holds this kit shall know the nerfs of the Engineer.”— Odin; Thor

“Nerfin’ A-Net Style”— PSY

“It Hurt itself in confusion!”— Pokemon (unchanged)

Ok, I really gotta stop. I could keep going and going…

EDIT: Oh god help me, I can’t stop. One more:

“Nerf-a-riiiiiiiiide!”— Scooter, Borderlands (2)

“There is nothing either good or bad, but nerfing makes it so” – Shakespeare

ShaunZ.1098:

Engineer: Whoa. Déjà vu.
[Everyone freezes right in their tracks]
Guardian: What did you just say?
Engineer: Nothing. Just had a little déjà vu.
Guardian: What did you see?
Ranger: What happened?
Engineer: A dev post went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Guardian: How much like it? Was it the same post?
Engineer: It might have been. I’m not sure.
Warrior: LOL
Engineer: What is it?
Guardian: A déjà vu is usually a hidden nerf. It happens when they change something.

- The Matrix (1999)

This almost kill me :P

“ArenaNet never listens to me, and even when they do it’s always with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped on the meat on their sandwich.
Excuse me, barmaid, you brought me the wrong class! I ordered and extra-large Warrior with beefy arms, extra might and fury on the side. This here, this is a walking grenade-dispenser.”

“Now, you’re thinking about this all wrong. It’s not so much what your skills are like, it’s your balance that they can’t stand.”

“Thank you for summing that up.”

“Look, the point is, stop trying to be something you’re not.”

“I just want to dps like you guys…”
-How to Train your Dragon

ENGGGIIIIII-NEEEERRIINNNGGG!! ~Ben Shulz (2005)

“Go for the nerf Boo!” – Minsc

I can’t believe we forgot this quote!

“I cannae change the laws of Anet!” – Scottie

How’d I forget this one?

Would you Nerf me?
I’d Nerf me.
I’d Nerf me soooo hard …

-Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs.

“I’ve got a jar of nerf, I’ve got a jar of nerf, I’ve got a jar of nerf – and guess what’s inside it!?”
PotC

Famous Songs!

Modest Mouse – “Doin the Engineer”

Guns N’ Rose – “Welcome to the Engy” (we got fun and games….)

AC/DC – “Back in Kits”

Carly Rae Jepson – “Nerf Me Maybe” (Hey…I just pvped you, here’s my versatility….nerf me maybe?)

PSY – “Engineer Style” OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP OP

LMFAO – “Sorry for Being Versatile”

Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble” (didn’t even have to change nothin)

Kesha – “Die Young” (HA! nothing changed)

Flo Rida- “I Cry” (Nothing changed once again)

Alicia Keys – “Engineer on Fire” (THIS ENGY IS ON FIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEE)

Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Fixed Forever”

Justin Bieber – “As Long as You Stun Me”

PitBull – " Don’t Stop the RNG"

Snoop Dogg – “Drop It Like It’s Supply Crate”

Snoop Dogg- “Kits and Versatility”

Afroman – “Because I Got Nerfed”

Snoop Dogg wiz Young Kalifha – “Versatile,, Stunned, and Nerfed”

Snoop Dogg – “Chug Elixirs Everyday”

Afroman

“Because I Got Nerfed”

It’s Like, I don’t care about nothin man,
Equip another Kit, Yea (ohh ohh ohh)

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna Nade some Fools, until I got nerfed
I was gonna get up, and stunbreak myself, but then I got bugged
my Kits are still messed up, and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go PvP, before I got nerfed
I coulda gotten fixed and balanced but then I got nerfed
(La da da da da da da da da)
I’m whining about it on the forums, and I know why, (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna use my Flamethrower Kit, but then I got nerfed
I just wanna hit something, but then I got nerfed
Now I’m forced to use Grenade Kit, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna do some fractals, before I got nerfed
I was gonna join a pug, but then I got nerfed
They didn’t let me in, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go TankCat,before I got nerfed
I was gonna get get the gear, but then I got nerfed
I’m thinking about it, but it’s not worth it, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna Static Discharge, before I got nerfed
I was gonna hit my targets, but then I got nerfed
I’m praying to the 6 Gods, but I know I’ll die, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna chug some Elixirs, before I got nerfed
I was hoping for something good, but then I got nerfed
The RNG is screwing me over, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn’t gonna cry about it, before I got nerfed
I was gonna man up, and be versatile, but then I got nerfed
Now I’m on the forums typin, and I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
-cause I got nerfed (repeat 3x)

I’m gonna stop singing this song, because I’ nerfed
I’m singing this whole thing wrong, because I’m nerfed
and if we don’t get fixed soon, I know why (why man?) yeah heyy,
CAUSE ARENANET HATES US
CAUSE ARENANET LOVES WARRIORS
CAUSE WE’RE BROKEN

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

- cause I’m nerfed [repeat 3X]

(hey where the versatility at cuz) [clucks]

anybody’s welcome to add a verse lol