Guild Wars 2

“Do a reroll!” – Peppy Hare

MelonGuy.2473:

“Do a reroll!” – Peppy Hare

Excellent. Possibly my favorite in a long, illustrious list of awesome quotes.

“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Guardians on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched Mesmers glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be nerfed in time, like engineers in a patch. Time to die.”

-soliloquy of an engineer

Engi : “I hate you ANet !”
ANet : “I love you too, random engineer !”

- Megamind (2010)

Engineer 1: What do you see?
Engineer 2: I see…. the patch notes.
Engineer 1: And? What’s in the patch notes?
Engineer 2: I see some buffs… And some nerfs… Wait! Only nerfs.
Red vs. Blue

nakoda.4213:

“That ain’t a nerf; this is a nerf.” – Crocodile Dundee

you all must say nerf out loud in your best paul hogan impression. i command it!

That made me chuckle

Shrek: For your information, there’s a lot more to engies than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example… uh… engies are like onions!
[holds up an onion, which Donkey sniffs]
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes… No!
Donkey: Oh, they make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: Oh, you leave ‘em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs…
Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Engies have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
[walks off]
Donkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. What about cake? Everybody loves cake!
Shrek: I don’t care what everyone else likes! Engies are not like cake.
Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits!

—Shrek (2001)

ANet: Engineer! What is best in life?!

Engie: The sweet rush of elixirs, the four tools on my belt, and the versatility of my turrets!

ANet: Wrong! Warrior, what is best in life?!

Conan: One shotting your enemies, seeing them nerfed before you, and hearing the lamentation of the engies.

ANet: YES! This is best in life!

Anet : ‘’ You know our words son’’

Engineer : ‘’The nerf is coming.’’ – Game of Thrones House Stark

Barondil.1459:

Nerf my mines. Nerf my bombs.
Nerf me and my pistol shots.
I don’t care, I’m engineer.
You can’t take my class from me.

Kick me out of the group.
Tell em I’m a useless noob.
Nerf my kits and weak my ‘nades.
You can’t take my class from me.

There no other I can’t be
since I found my engineer.
But you can’t take my class from me.

Firefly – Opening Theme

This is full of win.

I keep resurrecting this thread every time I think of a new one…

“I cannot jump shot the distance! You’ll have to toss me.”
—Gimli (Lord of the Rings)

You keep ressurecting it….that reminds me.

Player attempts to roll engi. Red bolded phrase pops up on screen.
“To Many Engineers.” Limit of 5 per server.

Engie: “One, two, three…”
Warrior: -takes down entire zerg-
Engie: “… THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!”
— Lord of the Rings

“Shut up and Queue!”
-Teldo

“Oh noes! I’ve been rooted! I know! I’ll knock myself down! That will fix it!” – Zonzai

“Nerf’em Engie Style!”
-Psy

“HEEEEEY ARENAAA-NET NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF’EM ENGIE STLYE!”

Evaluator: Mr. Player, thank you for coming to your build review
Player: No problem.
Evaluator: So you’re pretty good at this game, is that fair to say?
Player: Absolutely, I’m an Engie.
Evaluator: Okay, then take us through the day in the life of the Engie.
Player: Well the first thing I do is..

Prybar faces! LIKE A BAUS
Rain grenades! LIKE A BAUS
Plant explosives! LIKE A BOSS
Drink elixirs! LIKE A BAUS
Inject hormones! LIKE A BAUS
Block with gears! LIKE A BOSS
Play support! LIKE A BAUS
Theorycraft! LIKE A BAUS
Roll four kits! LIKE A BOSS
Keyboard piano! LIKE A BAUS
Turn into a giant! LIKE A BAUS
Or tornado! LIKE A BOSS
R-N-G! LIKE A BAUS
Join a group! LIKE A BAUS
Get rejected! LIKE A BOSS
Whisper rage! LIKE A BAUS
Disconnect! LIKE A BAUS
Now I quit!

Evaluator: Uh huh… so that’s an average day for you, then?
Player: No doubt.

“if the devs dont want me then why did they create me?” – armitage the 3rd
“will feeling a nerf make me complete?” – KOS-MOS xenosaga
“remember if u dont stand for versatility, you will fall to the nerf” – wise dude from sucker punch

“What will you do [to the engineers]?”
“I’m gonna nerf them all, sir.” Sgt. Todd [ANET] Soldier (1998)

“I say we take off and nerf the entire profession from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.” Ripley [ANET] Aliens (1986)

“I’m sorry, your buff is in another patch.” Super Mario Bros.

FiftyTwoBears.5482:

“I’m sorry, your buff is in another patch.” Super Mario Bros.

Made me think of the whole engy being rushed out before it was ready thing and this series of Grolsch ads that ran in the UK a while back

STOP! the Engineer isn’t ready yet

“Hold on while I get my wrench out… "

“With great responsibility, comes great nerfs” -Uncle Ben (Spiderman)

“So long, nerf boys!”- (The Hangover)

“Wollt ihr den totalen nerf?!” -Goebels

“Mamma nerf, here we go again!”- ABBA

“Ain’t got no damage, ain’t got no speed
Ain’t got no dps, ain’t got no wins,
I got nerfs!”- nina simone

“Waka waka ee it’s time for nerfing”- Shakira

“All right, I’ve been thinking. When Anet gives you nerfs, don’t accept them. Make Anet take the nerfs back! Get mad! I don’t want your d*mn nerfs, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Anet’s manager! Make Anet rue the day it thought it could nerf us! Do you know who we are? We are the class that’s gonna burn your house down! With a flamethrower! I’m gonna get my engineer-friends to invent a functioning flamethrower that burns your house down!”

Cave Johnson Portal 2

To Nerf, or not to Nerf, that’s barely a question.
-(Shakespeare)

Maybe not a true Engineer quote, but this one really cracks me up when playing on my female Asura Engineer

“You’re dumb, you’ll die and you’ll leave a dumb corpse!”

“I like big nerfs n I cannot lie other classes cant deny.” -I Like Big Butts, Sir Mix A Lot

“Thaaattt nerf.. Nerf Na nerf nerf nerffff” Thong Song, Cisco

“It’s yo move! Yuh-goht-nerfed!” Yu-Gi-Oh

Anet: Can you guess what this is?
Engineer: Oh my God, it’s a NERF!
Anet: That’s right, my dear! Enough to nerf engineers off the face of the earth! Vehicle of my own design; 5,000 gallons of heated nerf, pumped at enormous velocity through a pressurized water cannon. Engineers will be erased in a matter of minutes.
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit

And of course.

Alright, listen up, people. Our Engineer has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your target is Engineer. Go nerf him.
-The Fugitive.

“Nerfing and Engineer are closer to each other than either might prefer.”
– Saint Thomas More (1478-1535)
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and the amount of nerfs on an engineer, and I’m not sure about the former.”
– Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
“Everybody pities the weak; a nerf you have to earn.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947-)

“Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first… your spirit…. or your turret” – Bane The Dark Knight Rises 2012

Following the previous poster, I had a bunch of ideas based on Bane Quotes

“And now… I will nerf you…”
“Ninja patches and Nerfs… Powerful tools against the uninitiated… but we ARE initiated… aren’t we, Engineers?”
“But you do not fear nerfs. You welcome them. Your punishment will be more severe.”
“Next to your name is the symbol of oppression. The Engineer Icon…”

Tagline of the Movie: “Every Engineer has a nerf. Every nerf has followup nerf.”

“Cause it’s First of May, First of May, engi nerfs won’t end this day” Jonathan Coulton “First of May”

Goggles on!

Self CCs! Nerf-on Red!
Simply gadgets! Nerf-on Blue!
Flowering Prybars! Nerf-on Yellow!
Doki-doki buff hopes! Nerf-on Green!
Dynamic Elixirs! Nerf-on Black!

[Super Speed]ing down the road of justice!
[Rocket Kick] [Rocket Kick] [Rocket Kick] [Rocket Kick] [Rocket Kick]
Engineer Sentai: NERF-ONGER!

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeNBp1Suerg
(No, I’m not sure why it’s in Spanish, but it works as a source.)

I smile every time this thread gets resurrected. Now I want to think of more famous engi quotes.

Less smiles MOAR QUOTES!

Woah man, thats a double nerf, all the way…Woah…Woaaah, thats soo intenseWOOAOAAHAHAH MY EYES MY DWAYNA OH WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH YEAAAAh..ohhh my Dwayna look at that its starting to look like a triple nerf….oohhh man its a double nerf all the way across the sky…. oh…what does this mean? OHHHHh…Its so bright, so bright and vivid OHhhhh….Its so beautiful…Its a double complete nerf, right in my front yard…..Tooo much, I dont know what it means……its so intense…Oh my Dwayna…..

~Double Rainbow

Oh, and this needs resurrected too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfRXlkZuxLc

No more kid’s stuff, Engineer. You’re gonna see people get nerfed. Mesmer’s gonna get nerfed. I’m gonna nerfed. You’re gonna get nerfed too.

- Elementalist.

(The Walking Dead)

Yogi Berra on engineers:

“Playing an engineer is 90% mental and the other half is physical.”
“If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer.”
“Half the lies they tell about engineers aren’t true.”

ArenaNet: What do you want me to do?
Engineer: Buff me.
ArenaNet: You’re only an engineer.

Engineer hits ArenaNet with pry bar

Engineer: Act like a b****, get prybared like a b****.

Kick-A*ss 2 (Trailer – 2013)

Edit: Forum changes A*ss to kitten….

I´m nerfed? Proposterous! – Asura
:P

Do I look like an engi with a buff? – Joker

holy moley, I don’t come on the engineer forums for like weeks and this bad boy is still up? good job you lily livered punks

and here I was ready to make the switch to an elementalist or something silly like that

guess ill stick around and see where engy takes us

The only quote I need which someone probably already said;

“BURN BABY! BURN!”

And I think we need that in-game every time someone dies from a Flamethrower induced burn condition.

“Sorry Engineer, but your buffs are in another castle”

“I used to fear GW2 Engineer, but then I saw patch notes, and took my laugh keeping building my op turrets”

- Engineer from Team Fortrtess 2

P.s. sorry for grammatic

“Hokey magic and ancient weapons are no match for a good prybar at your side, kid”
-Han Solo, Star Wars IV
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“Do you fear patch notes?” “You have no idea” – Pirates of the Caribbean
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“Live long and tankcat” – Star Trek

“Hei, it seems u are followed by an army back there, it would be a shame, if, I would give u stability…”

- Elixir S