Guild Wars 2

… you think you’re doing better if you stay as far as possible from the toilet while peeing.
… when I say “Clone Wars” you first think about your mesmer instead of Star Wars.
… you allways carry a bunch of butterflies with you, so you can release them if you would die.
… you calculate to be at serval places at the same time.
… when a car is about to hit you, you stay still and start to brandish with a stick.
… you start to do serval staff animations while cleaning your room with a broom.
… you cage butterflies in big glass sculptures of yourself and throw them at people you don’t like.
… you don’t play snowball fights because you think it’s not fair for the opponents.
… you only think about how to get somewhere and not how to come back.
… your laundry only consists of purple clothes.
… you think you’re invisible with a torch.
… you move like charging a mantra to cure your cold.

That’s it for now I think you got the idea Keep going!! <3

…you are reading this thread

I ACTUALLY thought of Mesmer when i read Clone Wars before i read star wars… clone = mesmer XD

I’d post a few but they’re lame lolol

… you keep pressing your ‘blink’ key when playing another class and wonder why nothing happens.

Well, looks like I dont play too much Mesmer :/.

Except the calculating to eba t several palces at one time… Its a bad thing, and it happens way too often :P

You own 1 or more of these: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aXoMW0zG45M/Tf9WSBnSp9I/AAAAAAAAAV4/e5tzaM1oYpQ/s400/betseyjohnsonchild2.jpg

I was driving the other day, approaching a green light that turned yellow, the finger i use to hit the blink key sort of twitched telling me “oh hey lets just blink through this yellow light” lol

Not mesmer specific, but the other day my finger reached for my dodge hotkey when a bicycler wasn’t paying attention and almost ran into me.

LOL awesome I love these I’ll add one…

- playing borderlands 2 tried to dodge a red circle and wondered what happen to your clone….

/facepalm

…When someone got a flesh wound, and you want to heal them: ‘Agony, torment, pain!’.

Thedenofsin.7340:

You own 1 or more of these: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aXoMW0zG45M/Tf9WSBnSp9I/AAAAAAAAAV4/e5tzaM1oYpQ/s400/betseyjohnsonchild2.jpg

Well i dont have that one… but atleast 40% of my underwear/nightwear is purplish colored :/. Theres even a few with butterflies on them xD.

You’ve played mesmer too long if…

• … you think you’re the slowest human around the world.
• … you always confuse people and wonder why they’re not going into downstate.
• … your favorite color is something between purple and magenta (mine is magenta)
• … you think that all butterflys are purple
• … you think you can just reflect everything :>
• … you think a purple line on the floor makes you faster
• … you wonder why you can’t have 1s free invulnerability even without clones
• … you try to blink all the time :> (I actually do)
• … you want to use portals all the time :P (kitchen <—> room)
• … you’re doing random s*** all the time :>
• … you always interrupt people when speaking to do damage and gain might
• … you love mirrors <3
• … you try to use the “mass invisibility+decoy”-bug in rl for a lovely purple aura <3
• … you try to channel mantra of concentration before your exam.
• … you help someone back on his feet and wonder why he doesn’t fall again after 15s.
• … you think that your friends will take 50% of your damage
• … you think the 3rd stone you throw creates a clone =)
• … you always draw a signet of inspiration before you start your art lesson at school.

Alissah.9281:

Well i dont have that one… but atleast 40% of my underwear/nightwear is purplish colored :/. Theres even a few with butterflies on them xD.

HEY MINE TOO!!

My eyes start to see pink

When you want to avoid speaking to someone you try to decoy away and think no one can see you

Xyonon.3987:

… you think you’re doing better if you stay as far as possible from the toilet while peeing.

Huh; why that? o.o

Saturn.6591:

Xyonon.3987:

… you think you’re doing better if you stay as far as possible from the toilet while peeing.

Huh; why that? o.o

Greatsword autoattack

I press Attunement skills on accident thinking I would shatter and expect a big Mind Wrack/ invulnerable….. oops

Same with Engi tool kits too. But those only happen sometimes

Upham.6137:

Saturn.6591:

Xyonon.3987:

… you think you’re doing better if you stay as far as possible from the toilet while peeing.

Huh; why that? o.o

Greatsword autoattack

Nah, that’s just asserting general male dominance over a bathroom.

When you see the Venetian performers in all their regalia- you think “Look at that mesmer’s outfit!”
The movie title “The Butterfly Effect” makes you think of a Mesmer illusions

And while recently watching TV a L’Oreal commercial aired and it showed a woman in a purple dress that took the shape of a butterfly— all I could think was “mesmerr!!!!!”

…you automatically put 20 points in your class’ second trait line without thinking

You carry around two small purple coasters and throw them down yelling. “PORTAL UP!!”

… you press the 3 key hoping that this time the iLeap clone will get to the target

You go to sleep and have a dream where you are playing your mesmer. Happened two nights ago, I think it might be high time to take a break from the game. Despite that, the content was fun though.

Acidicore.3264:

You go to sleep and have a dream where you are playing your mesmer. Happened two nights ago, I think it might be high time to take a break from the game. Despite that, the content was fun though.

I had a mesmer dream once too :/.

Someone got stuck in deep mud… So I dodged to make clones and then shattered them on a fly to proc shattered conditions… And the person in the mud walked out :P

edit: actually, I tend to be a mesmer more often than not in my dreams, because I use blink to get around ;D
It doesnt have a cooldown though :o

Me Games Ma.8426:

• … you always draw a signet of inspiration before you start your art lesson at school.

This is SOOOOOO true haha, I do this all the time… xD

When you actually BLINK you are disappointed that you are in the same place.

Your MIRROR IMAGE does not attack anyting.

FEEDBACK from your speakers does not create a purple dome.

When you MIMIC your spouse/ parents the book they toss at you is not ABSORBED

You never thought TIME WARP was form Rocky Horror Picture Show

VENGEFUL IMAGES are not what you get for forgetting your wife/BF/ GF’s birthday.

And Finally: SHARPER IMAGE is not a store.

Alissah.9281:

Acidicore.3264:

You go to sleep and have a dream where you are playing your mesmer. Happened two nights ago, I think it might be high time to take a break from the game. Despite that, the content was fun though.

I had a mesmer dream once too :/.

Someone got stuck in deep mud… So I dodged to make clones and then shattered them on a fly to proc shattered conditions… And the person in the mud walked out :P

edit: actually, I tend to be a mesmer more often than not in my dreams, because I use blink to get around ;D
It doesnt have a cooldown though :o

50% of my dreams since GW2 release were about mesmers. (Most time they got buffed or a nerf was undone)

PS before GW2 my dreams were about the GW1 Mesmer :x

…when you try to MOA your boss.

Xyonon.3987:

… you move like charging a mantra to cure your cold.

Is it bad if it actually worked?

Angelica Dream.7103:

When you actually BLINK you are disappointed that you are in the same place.

Your MIRROR IMAGE does not attack anyting.

FEEDBACK from your speakers does not create a purple dome.

When you MIMIC your spouse/ parents the book they toss at you is not ABSORBED

You never thought TIME WARP was form Rocky Horror Picture Show

VENGEFUL IMAGES are not what you get for forgetting your wife/BF/ GF’s birthday.

And Finally: SHARPER IMAGE is not a store.

Angelica, this list is just epic! I can actually sit here reading this and think, “yeah, I’ve tried that once…” LOL!

… You walk into a store with a lot of glass and the first thing that comes to your mind is “Shatter”

When you type feedback.com instead of facebook. Yeah, that has happened at least twice. And since this is my first post ever, hello folks : )

Soulseek.2867:

When you type feedback.com instead of facebook. Yeah, that has happened at least twice. And since this is my first post ever, hello folks : )

Hello!

Heh.

• You wonder why your RL sword doesn’t come with purple deathrays.
• You wish you could just plant a Duelist on your lazy moron of a coworker.
• You want clones, just so you could go triplet on some poor SOB and confuse the crap out of ’em.
• Any character in an anime with either purple energy effects/mindscrew makes you break out howling with laughter. Usually followed by the comment “Those kittening Mesmers, again!”

Watched Thor and kept thinking that Loki is a mesmer. He moa’d his brother!

I said it before in a similar thread and I’ll shamelessly repeat:

….When you smirk everytime you look into a mirror, have a newly acquired affinity for the color purple, and can never look at butterflies the same way again.

Alissah.9281:

Acidicore.3264:

You go to sleep and have a dream where you are playing your mesmer. Happened two nights ago, I think it might be high time to take a break from the game. Despite that, the content was fun though.

I had a mesmer dream once too :/.

Someone got stuck in deep mud… So I dodged to make clones and then shattered them on a fly to proc shattered conditions… And the person in the mud walked out :P

edit: actually, I tend to be a mesmer more often than not in my dreams, because I use blink to get around ;D
It doesnt have a cooldown though :o

Does your blink transverse the z axis in your dream? If so I call h4x!!!

Zevlik.8109:

Alissah.9281:

Acidicore.3264:

You go to sleep and have a dream where you are playing your mesmer. Happened two nights ago, I think it might be high time to take a break from the game. Despite that, the content was fun though.

I had a mesmer dream once too :/.

Someone got stuck in deep mud… So I dodged to make clones and then shattered them on a fly to proc shattered conditions… And the person in the mud walked out :P

edit: actually, I tend to be a mesmer more often than not in my dreams, because I use blink to get around ;D
It doesnt have a cooldown though :o

Does your blink transverse the z axis in your dream? If so I call h4x!!!

I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like something awesome.

I can blink anywhere, even to a whole new location thats way over 9000 meters away and i dont have line of sight on, its amazing :o.

I dont think im smart enough to ‘h4x’ anything :/

edit:

HEY MINE TOO!!

I didnt know they made purple butterfly underwear for men :P
This discovery has changedmy view of the world.

Someone at work dies her hair about every week in another color. Yesterday it was purple, my first thought went to this exact thread…

Alissah.9281:

I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like something awesome.

I can blink anywhere, even to a whole new location thats way over 9000 meters away and i dont have line of sight on, its amazing :o.

I dont think im smart enough to ‘h4x’ anything :/

Was a slight poke at blink not being able to go up, down, or across gaps. I went full nerd on you I apologize…

Alissah.9281:

I didnt know they made purple butterfly underwear for men :P
This discovery has changedmy view of the world.

They don’t make purple butterfly underwear for men and i was jealous of you women because of this…so I made my own!! I just wish I had thought to make them boxers or briefs ;/

Zevlik.8109:

Alissah.9281:

I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like something awesome.

I can blink anywhere, even to a whole new location thats way over 9000 meters away and i dont have line of sight on, its amazing :o.

I dont think im smart enough to ‘h4x’ anything :/

Was a slight poke at blink not being able to go up, down, or across gaps. I went full nerd on you I apologize…

Alissah.9281:

I didnt know they made purple butterfly underwear for men :P
This discovery has changedmy view of the world.

They don’t make purple butterfly underwear for men and i was jealous of you women because of this…so I made my own!! I just wish I had thought to make them boxers or briefs ;/

Wow, this right here is true Mesmership.

World tells you to not wear purple butterfly underwear? Well, you don’t care and listen to your true feelings, and make it yourself.

/claps/

Alissah.9281:

Zevlik.8109:

Alissah.9281:

I’m not sure what that means, but it sounds like something awesome.

I can blink anywhere, even to a whole new location thats way over 9000 meters away and i dont have line of sight on, its amazing :o.

I dont think im smart enough to ‘h4x’ anything :/

Was a slight poke at blink not being able to go up, down, or across gaps. I went full nerd on you I apologize…

Alissah.9281:

I didnt know they made purple butterfly underwear for men :P
This discovery has changedmy view of the world.

They don’t make purple butterfly underwear for men and i was jealous of you women because of this…so I made my own!! I just wish I had thought to make them boxers or briefs ;/

Wow, this right here is true Mesmership.

World tells you to not wear purple butterfly underwear? Well, you don’t care and listen to your true feelings, and make it yourself.

/claps/

Well you know being a mesmer is all about shattering misconceptions…

oh soo bad it’s good…

When I play my other toons, and freak when I tap Dodge and no clone rolls out to help me…

Advent.6193:

Heh.

• You wonder why your RL sword doesn’t come with purple deathrays.

Yours don’t? Check the batteries.

… when Decoy doesn’t work, you die, and realize it’s your Elementalist alt -.-

You’ve played too mutch mesmer if…

• you try to heal people by shouting “TORMENT! AGONY! PAIN!”
• you interrupt your teachers speech and wonder why he’s not affected by your halting strike
• i had a 3rd one… i forgot it :<

…you necro this thread

When you’re taking your exam too slow and imagine a time warp helping you to speed up.

When someone thinks they saw/thought something, but it’s nothing, and you answer: It was just an illusion :D.

“I think I saw a Mesmer with heavy armor!” it was just an illusion
“Mesmers are getting some good stuff this patch”. No they’re not, that’s just an illusion.
“I dreamt about drinking a glass of water, and I really drank a glass of water today, I can see in the future!!!” That’s just an illusion.
“Wow, did you just blow an egg out of it’s shell :O?” no, that’s just an illusion.

I do it all the time :P

Can’t watch movies normally anymore. Any mage with a sword is a mesmer and you keep thinking kitten only if I could do that in gw2…