Let's hear your pet names!
I name them all some random title and some random animal. For example my tiger is named Champion Hippo, my wolf is Elite Walrus.
I think it’s hysterical but no one has ever commented on it, so maybe not…
Lawn Moa
Carrion Luggage
Sausage Lynx
Mike Hawk
Sharker Image
Bipolar Bear
Marshrellow Smores
Wyverne And Shirley
Bristleback Rider
Will update once Path of Fire releases.
So far I have… “fix me plz”, “perma stow plz”, “stand still plz”…
221 hours over 1,581 days of bank space/hot pve/lion’s arch afk and some wvw.
@Wondrouswall – Ow, the puns!
FluffballI name them all some random title and some random animal. For example my tiger is named Champion Hippo, my wolf is Elite Walrus.
Clever, getting an edge on your opponents by confusing them! Like writing the word “blue” in red ink, but with the threat of getting mauled.
Clever, getting an edge on your opponents by confusing them! Like writing the word “blue” in red ink, but with the threat of getting mauled.
I occasionally name the pet my exact character name just to mildly add to the confusion in a team PvP fight. I’ve seen some mesmers name themselves after phantasms but I think anet put an end to that.
Great thread Some of mine-
Crispychops- fire wyvern
Khy- Wolf
Chuckles- BB
Fang- Jaguar
Clawed- Lynx
Chomp- SS
Da Bird- moa
Usually name my pets after the deadly sins(not always accurate representation, would I wouldn’t mind suggestions lol) with a few exceptions
Fire wyvern- completely useless
Electro wyvern – less useless
Fire drake – wrath
Shark – gluttony
Bristleback – sloth
Tiger/small birds- pride
Sulvari dog ( can’t remember name lol) – wts healz
Black Moa – senior black Moa
Smokescale – staple remover
Anything I think that looks ugly – envy
Pet name: Stupid
Ranger name: Im with stupid.
Snoop (Dog)
Lawn (Moa)
Kameha Moa (Moa, duh…)
Sir Loin (Pig)
Domesticated Bush (Fern Hound)
Lung Cancer (Smokescale)
Bulbasaur (Bristleback)
Charizard (Salamander Drake)
Ac Dc (River Drake)
You Know Nothing (Leopard Snow)
Mr White (Raven)
Mr Black (White Raven)
Bowbear (Brown Bear)
Not A Brown Bear (Black Bear)
Albino Brown Bear (Polar Bear)
Save the Bell Choir activity!
I named my Snow Owl Snowball and I WILL LOVE HIM FOREVER AND HUG AND PET HIM EVERY DAY
(edited by Kam.4092)
Bristleback – Lots of Spikes
Bristleback – Ralph the Wise
Smokescale – Johnny Rebs
Black bear – Blackbearsmatter
Johnny Johnny – Ranger (Ehmry Bay)
Hárvey Wallbanger – Alt Warrior (Ehmry Bay)
My red and blue moa’s Frampt and Kaathe.
Puns, references, other; I love it!
I name my pets after Bionicle names
Fern Hound – Lewa
Tiger – Takanuva
Smoke Scale – Makuta
Lynx – Pohatu
Electric Wyvern – Gali
Alpine Wolf – Tahu
Panther – Onua
Bear – Kopaka
etc…
After the pet nerf balance patch I renamed a few of my pets…
Spineless – Bristleback
Toothless – Smokescale
Buttercup – River Drake
Pooky – Lightning Wyvern
Tiger – Miley
Jaguar – MyMy
Illustrious Exhausted Primordial Legendary Druid, and Mesmer for fun
PvE | PvP (1500)| WvW | Fractals | Dungeons
Spiny Git – Bristleback
Shady git – Smokeskale
Chawizawd – Fire Drake
Common Venominator for my devourer
Not Here For Fear for my Black/Pink Moa combo that i take into PvP for dazes
The rest, i try to come up with the worst, most human names that sound bad on pets lol. Edgar is my Jaguar, Harold is my Eagle, Reginald the fern hound, etc
Wild Magikarp has Pokemon themed pets:
Cancerous Skorupi – Devourer
Shaved Stoutland – Drakehound
Spoopy Mightyena – Wolf
Aquatic Ursaring – Brown Bear
Fedoraless Honchkrow – Black Moa
Naked Mandibuzz – Pink Moa
Admiral Overbite is Transformers themed as per guild regulations:
Redwing – Red Moa
Razorclaw – Tiger
Razorback – bristleback
Don’t smoke – smoke scale
Lord of the Files – pig and boar
Tesla coil – river Drake
Where red fern grows – fern hound
Survived plague -murellow
I’ve used “Faye” with my fern hound, but got out of the practice of renaming pets when I realized the names wouldn’t stick way back then. Haven’t put much thought into doing it again.
Though, one name I like to slap on any pet who’se AI is giving me grief at the time is “Juvenile Delinquent”
All of mine are named after their F2 followed by kittenhead.
Like:
DPS kittenhead
Chilling kittenhead
Bleed kittenhead
Fury kittenhead
Poison kittenhead
Etc.
I will say this reminded me to rename my birds now that it sticks.
Spread Eagled and Hawkward are back!
Named both my pets: A Pet Has No Name
My Wolf’s name is Silver Fang.
all my cats are called “hairy pawter”
I chose unoriginal names: Spike and Smokey. You can guess what pets they are.
For my Norn ranger i have;
Sanne – Snow Leopard
Hilde – Jungle Stalker
Kiza – Tiger
Feisty Redhead – Reef Drake
Smiley – Armor Fish
For my Silvari ranger i have;
Howling Salad – Fern Hound
Furry Tantrum – Lynx
Iwantyourliver – Smokescale
Sharknado – Shark
Wolf – Rune
Fern Hound – Jasmine
Tiger – Tony
Bristleback – Barney
Siamoth – Buckley
Armored Fish – Grumpy
Shark – Sushi
Salamander Drake – Cinderella
Brown Bear – Batman
Carrion Devourer – Uquedali Gisdi (“flesh eater” in Cherokee)
Hawk – Tawodi (“hawk” in Cherokee)
Jungle Spider – Dolores
Cave Spider – Martha
Pig – My Ex Boyfriend
Pink Moa – Dirty Bird
Krytan Drakehound – Scooby
Fire Wyvern – Apocalypse
Electric Wyvern – Rapture
Smokescale – Ashes
Frequently used
Barney, Ashes, Rune, Batman, Dolores, Dirty Bird, Grumpy, Sushi.
Champion: Phantom, Hunter, Legionnaire, Genius
WvW rank: Diamond Colonel | Maguuma
(edited by SpellOfIniquity.1780)
BristleBack – Donald Trump
SmokeScale – MelGibsonJewHunter
Wolf- WrongHoleRobbie
streaming weeknights after 6PM EST
Smokescale – The Hound
Brown Bear – Jorah Mormont
White Wolf – Ghost
Black Raven – Knows Nothing
White Raven – Jon Snow
On my current Norn Ranger, I have a raven named “Muninn” and a wolf named “Fenrir”. Just decided that picking names of actual Old Norse creatures would be easiest, especially since my Norn has a Norse name (Valka Hrafnageir).
On other toons, I once named a lynx “Lynk”, had a fern hound “Nahele”, ice drake “Jormag”, the electric-spitting drake “Blitzilla”, red moa “Erif”, and many others.
Guild: Moonlit Renegades (Moon)
Highest-Level Toon: Markus Emmerich, 80 Human Scrapper
Smokescale – Smokey Bear
Bristleback – Sanic
Wolf – Wofl
Drakehound – Spooby
Jungle Spider – Spodermon
Snow Owl – Deadwig
Shark – Bruce
Jellyfish – Squishy
You’ll have no trouble guessing which game modes I play with these pets! haha
eagle-harambird
bear-comrade bearington
lynx-stifler’s mom
puppy#1-Tarchen
puppy#2-baragon
As true as Odin’s spear flies,
There is nowhere to hide.
Brown Bear- Tarrow
Carrion Devourer- Kister
Tarrow Kister is my Guild Wars Ranger name so I named them after my most used pets in rememblance (my current Ranger is a Sylvari and I keep the whole authentic fantasy feel to them meaning Tarrow Kister isn’t a celtic like name).
Bristleback- Spiky Quaggan
Smokescale-Chrysoprase (reference to Steven Universe but I may change the name)
Shark- Mako
Rainbow Jellyfish- Rainbow Dash (what?)
Clever, getting an edge on your opponents by confusing them! Like writing the word “blue” in red ink, but with the threat of getting mauled.
I occasionally name the pet my exact character name just to mildly add to the confusion in a team PvP fight. I’ve seen some mesmers name themselves after phantasms but I think anet put an end to that.
Lol I used to run a zoo build and do the same thing. I had more than 1 person rage at me in chat.
LGN
Keep ’em coming guys.
I recently added a couple names to my menagerie.
Tiger: Dandelion (after one of our housecats)
Smokescale: Pankonin (after William G. Pankonin, the inventor of the staple remover)
Jaguar – Moves Like Jaguar
Smokescale – Colonel Snazzypants
Bristleback – Professor Puddinpop
-Sorrow’s Furnace-
Ooh… my Charr Ranger’s pets:
Her first two pets:
Lashtail Devourer: Skittles
Jungle Stalker: Whiskers
and then I hit 80:
Tiger: Crusher
Carrion Devourer: Malice
Bristleback: Shredder
Fire Wyvern: Inferno
Armor Fish: Devastation
Shark: Carnage
Here’s just a few:
Pig: Bacon
Boar: Mean Bacon
Shark: Jabber Jaws
Alpine Wolf: Ghost (I know, but I love GoT)
Krytan Drake Hound: Scooby
Jaguar: Painbringer
Snow Leopard: White Shadow
Brown Bear: Bear in BBH
Polar Bear: Snowbear
Black Widow: Miss Spider
Smokescale: Smokey Robinson
Salmander Drake: Hot Mess
Armor Fish: Nautilus
I can because I want to
I want to because you said I couldn’t
(edited by Thorfinnr Sleggja.1209)
Salamander drake : Pugsley
Marsh drake : Fester
Cave spider : Jitters
Forest spider: Twitch
Wolf : Meat head
Jungle Stalker: Ripya Anewone
Alpine wolf : Icy Wiener
Red Moa : Tweety
(edited by Mokk.2397)
Tiger: Tigey McTigerface
Lynx: The Missing Lynx
Wolf: Halitosis
Alpine Wolf: Mentos
Drake hound: I am Doge
Fern Hound: Coleslaw
River Drake: Chibi Lupi
Electric Wyvern: Electric Boogie
Bristle back: Artichoke
Smoke scale: Fluffy
Pink Moa: Lawn Ornament
Shark: Braceface
Smokescale: Banehallow
Bristleback: Rigwarl
My ranger’s name is Windranger Lyra
Yes theyre all Dota references hehe
Also
Bear: Danger Floof
Polar Bear: Ice Danger Floof
Murellow: Sick Floof
Eagle: Majestic Chicken
Moas: Danger Chicken
Spiders and Devourers: Nope
Shark: Sea Nope
Jellyfishes: Majestic Sea Nope
Cat Family: kittens
Edit: That censor on my Cat Pet names tho lol
Krytan Drakehound – Mobile Immobilize
Smokeskale – Dymauke
Bristleback – Szczelauke
Poles will undrestand those two .
Raven – Second Eyes
Wolf – Second Nose
Hyena – Double Team
Carrion Devourer – Poison Field
Marsh Drake – Bleah
Jungle Stalker – Mighty Might
Jungle Spider – Webby
Shark – Frenzy
Tiger – Shaved Arcanine
Bristleback – Purple Pincushion
Fire Wyvern – Bbq Wings
Raven – Ravelord Nito
Wolf – Sif
Fern Hound – Domesticated Salad
Snow Leopard – Mac Os Snow Leopard
Pink Moa – Fabulous
Murrelow – Murrelownomicon
Brown Bear – Tibbers
All the spiders – Kill This With Fire
I’ve been slowly naming all of my pets as I get to using them. Added these three to my list recently:
Mrs Peckers – White Moa
Philomena – Red Moa
Taylor – Brown Bear (he uses “Shake it Off!”)
Still haven’t decided on names for my Jellyfish or my Drakehound. Will have to give it some thought.
Smokescale – Smokey the Scale
Bristleback – Aleister
Smokescale – Crowley