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Speed dungeon running guild w/ guild missions

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Currently looking for a NA guild that focuses on PVE. particularly dungeons. I want to be able to represent the guild and form a relatively good composition for quick runs/tours.

I have 4 different classes designed for quick clears but i keep Warrior as my main for the DPS in dungeons. Living in Australia i’ll be running mainly during EST afternoon – night times (GMT +10) and would prefer a guild that doesn’t die off during those times.

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Deckard Kaineng/Gate of SPARTA/Eredar Terrace

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OMG no kittening lag!. Seriously this match up has reminded me how nice it is to actually have next to zero lag.

On a side note, it seems like CORE roamers are much harder than HARD roamers. I didn’t really have to try much with HARD. Was nice to relax more this week

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11/1 SBI/IoJ/YB

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WvW is too easy this week. Everyone should come do some Tpvp!

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10/25 SBI-EB-NSP

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offering 4g bounty for the first screenshot proof of devon carver on nsp =)

I wonder if he’ll even play this week, given the matchup has both extremities of this league.

Where is Obsessions song of the day ;-;

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10/25 SBI-EB-NSP

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Looking to be eventful for this matchup thus far! So far i’ve:

1. Got into WvW Waited in queue for 2hrs+

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY q.q

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The NA Bronze League Thread

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I thought this was a bronze league thread. kitten.

Shhh, we’re throwing nostalgia at RISE (who is worst at transferring and managed to bandwagon while trying not to bandwagon).

#TrendSetters

but srsly, would be awesome to run with RH again.

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The NA Bronze League Thread

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I pop fireworks and kill people in interesting ways because I don’t find throwing hissy fits and stampeding to stacked servers to be very much fun.

I dont know why you still have the idea that we left due to GoM going through a rough a patch PPT wise, we would have stayed on GoM even if we lost every single matchup in the future. The reason we left was due to the harassment we received every day and not to mention the threats, even had a death threat against me, does that sound like fun to you? should i have stayed to enjoy it?

We transferred to IoJ because they had a nice community and [RUN], many of which we are friends with, decided they wanted to go there. If we were so concerned with going to a stacked server we would have gone to SBI with [RISE] or JQ with [WvW].

Our, [BUNS], reactions are justified, the months of harassment due to a few siege placements was not, neither were the threats made against us. So when Lili says for GoM to burn, im right there with the lighter.

Wouldn’t expect you to really understand it all though, go back to spamming a few buttons and having a broken rune set to do the heavy lifting. Arnt you playing your warrior though? i hear they’re the new meta.

TIL necros think that full zerk rifle warriors are meta.

As for the siege stuff, I got a good laugh out of it, and that was the extent of my involvement in that drama. If you want to target the people that gave you a rough time, go ahead. But as long as you and your companion keep popping into matchup threads and bm’ing my entire server, I’m going to call you out for it. Take your Jerry Springer crap elsewhere.

[RISE] had no intention of going to a stacked server, we wanted reliable WvWers. Unfortunately leagues came into play and week after week we copped more transfers.

On the plus side, we gave [BUNS] the ’ol rifle to the face welcoming. That might be where they got their hatred for it ;D

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Reason why I want to play a Norn.

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More so for lulz

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Reason why I want to play a Norn.

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Pros and cons of the new league season

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Pros
- PvErs give a wider range of RNG drop for precursors

Cons
- Can’t solo Roam
- Lag makes skills near impossible to land, let alone proc
- Crazy Queues
- More q.q

The only highlight i’ve had for now that deviates from zerging, is running in small mans (3 minimum). Other than that, when PvErs are astray from their zerg, they make for good loot. But i don’t think that can make up for fights at Garrison that will lag you out near Briar. This is total chaos.

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"WvW Dawn of the Season" broken

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Can this be fixed soonish? I don’t want to do JPs for the achievements needed to get the key i’d rather help out my server by capping or killing.

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10/11 SoR/SBI/SoS

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Looking forward to rematches with some of the servers we have faced over the last 5 weeks. Bring it. >:)

This reminds me so much of this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0267891/

Seriously, only BP,CD, and FA still have a pulse in Silver; and only FA can make you sweat at all.
Do give special attention to NSP though. I’d really like their VIP to tell us in detail about how the competitive the matchup is and how it was such a good idea.

I can’t wait to PvDevon, reallllly looking forward to it tbh.

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The NA Silver League Thread

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To be honest I would scratch off SBI from the silver league. FA are killing it and dropping Mags evolution points, while we’re managing to out play SoS.

Have fun in silver everyone o/

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10/11 GoM/NSP/AR

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Dear [RH],

I guess you’ve figured out you aren’t the cream of the crop on GoM by now, but I figured I’d reiterate it. L2p. Being able to throw siege on someone dead doesn’t mean you’re good.

But, I give you an A for effort for throwing siege after it takes 15 of you to wipe 5 people. Best of luck in your future endeavors. And just remember, I have more siege than you for every time I see you guys dead.

Interesting post. Some immediate thoughts:

-Above anything, I want to hear about how we have 15 RH again. I love fairy tales.
-You’re free to throw siege on me. Go ahead, throw all of it.
-While I like my guildies, hm, the fights speak for themselves and I’m not gonna waste time talking about quality of players here. If we’re not as awesome as you well, we’re not as awesome as you. Maybe one day I will impress XOXO

For every day you stand on that sinking ship of a server I am impressed. It is just a ghost town there. No idea how you do it.

Well, transferring off would further perpetuate the problem and let ArenaNet know that the WvW model they designed is working as intended. I can’t speak for Styx, but the reason I’m still around is that I love the guild I’m in and what’s left of the GoM community. While there’s a couple of other servers out there that I’d really enjoy playing on if I had to transfer, I don’t see any sense of long-term stability anywhere in this entire game mode. I’d rather spend what’s left of my GW2 time playing on GoM and gradually shift my competitive interests to other games.

Manly tears of peace have been shed.

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10/11 SoR/SBI/SoS

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lets see how many guilds sor poaches/buy from sbi or sos this time. they already bought a guild from sos last matchup

I can be bought for the small price of Bifrost, The Dreamer, and a third legendary of your choosing. Please mail to me in-game and make sure to include your guild name.

I retain the right to keep all legendaries sent without actually transferring. I think this is a fair offer so don’t pass it up!

I’ll offer basically the same deal EXCEPT I only require Twilight. So I could then make Eternity >:D

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9/20 SBI / IoJ / NSP

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Tonight, in another episode of XOXO PVDoor (someone should probably buy me a commander tag, I’m really good at it):

ty for the excellent tips on proper treb placement. I can help my team take our towers back from DH now.

In return, please accept this thief instructional video on unarmed combat and use it to guide XOXO to many victories!

http://youtu.be/1z-d9vGO52E

-El Taquito Bandito, Best Fireworks Thief NA

Hmm, “Exploding with joy thief build” seems accurate for a build name :P. Stop hijacking our threads and come to SBI already bb. You know you wants to ;o

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9/20 SBI / IoJ / NSP

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I think [BUNS] and [RISE] should resolve their differences with violence and youtube videos.

You sir owe us multiple high fives ^^

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9/20 SBI / IoJ / NSP

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I will take 12 high fives now taquito ^^

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9/6 NSP / IoJ / SBI

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I’ll be keeping an eye out for RUN, XOXO, SPCA and Jedi

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8/16 GoM/HoD/AR

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Take a look at this Zombie Land video on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WRj4f5_DRg

Not to belittle Wulf’s video, but if you’re going to try and brag/gloat at least post a video of us actually doing something. We’ve had fun fights, terrible defeats, and great victories on the battlefield since we moved. We’ve made great progress from what we were on GoM, but we’ve still got a long way to go. There’s the fact no matter what you posted it would simply be discounted by those here.

It’s not a bad video. The OP isn’t claiming to show off skill in the video or brag about accomplishments. It’s simply a montage video to show a little pride for the guild.

The problem is, the audience that would appreciate it isn’t in this matchup thread. ZL chose to leave GoM. Coming back to post stuff like that will likely be construed as “trying to rub it in our faces” regardless of the OP’s actual intentions. Deserved or not, don’t be surprised if actions like that are met with at least some small measure of hostility and ridicule.

Edit: I accidentally a word.

Chose to leave GoM? Trust me, GoM will never hate ZL as much as HoD.

To be fair, I don’t think there’s much, if any, ZL hatred on GoM. Sure, some of their golem rushes were downright silly at times, but for the most part, their members were a nice and friendly bunch of people.

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8/16 GoM/HoD/AR

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Take a look at this Zombie Land video on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WRj4f5_DRg

That was really good video! I was eagerly awaiting different views to watch your (20+ man?) group run around the BL, I felt so alive & inspired!. Not only that but watching your (20+ man) group take on those insane (5 maybe) enemies at a time!

I will live to have vivid memories of this, please keep us up to date with all your running and zerg stomping!!!11!!

<3 Gar

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8/16 GoM/HoD/AR

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Wow 4 commanders transfer over night. 2 i knew well and 2 not so much. kind of makes you think. Starlight, I had a great deal of respect for as a commander at one point and lillium, I counted as one of my closest friends in game. while we haven’t spoke in a long while, and I won’t even pretend I understand or support some of the things that have happened since then. I will say, I will miss you. I will never forget the birthday party you threw for me or the time you had to settle me down for jumping on people to harshly. I hope I never meet ether of you on the battlefield… for 1 I suck vr necros.. and 2 I hate the idea of fighting a friend.

I, over the last few weeks, have grown grumpy and have not been having fun playing. For those that don’t know me; I and my small guild have held the northeast tower on our map for going on 8 months now. Week in, week out, we are there. I have personaly spent over 200 gold in upgrades and siege, 1000s of hours played and loved every min of it. I have 2 chr I play both only rank 23 because I spend 95% of my time in my tower. The last few weeks have been hard. Losing fully upgraded and fully sieged towers to power groups when am gone less then5 mins. Being told am the worst player on gom. Being asked to leave the map so people who “actually want to play” can get in and the smack talk/rudeness all have gotten me to the point where I have set my guild so that I can retire….. this weeks events have changed my mind. I am reminded, I don’t do what I do so people will notice or respect me. I don’t do it for anything other then love of the server. I love GOM. I WILL ALWAYS FIGHT FOR IT. People can come and go; I will stay and do my part. I will be the positive influence that I and many of the older crew always have been.

Gom is in a rough patch we will fight and come through stronger then ever. we will [RHISE] from the [ASH]es to fight another day. Like the [JEDI] we will do what’s right. we have a [RICH] player base with [HOT] heads but we all love each other at the end of the day. We will [WORM] our way back to the top as it should be… ok I know I missed a few but hell give me a break lol, message me in game and I will add your guild in.

I have cleared my blocked list. I will harbor no more ill will to server mates. all is forgotten. lets ROLL GOM
and I want to add that any Hambugers or other guilds that had there leaders leave if you need a new home hit me up DS would be proud to have you.

1) More like 8 commanders
2) You’re still a knob
3) Dae I will still harass the GoM forums.

Apologize to Zorin now >:O

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8/9 GoM/SF/IoJ

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The new Bandito thief tutorial video is now up, featuring 1v1s against several IoJ/SF/DR players from the past couple of weeks. No stealth, no thieves guild, no lame stuff… just good fights and gunslingin’ action.

http://youtu.be/R9ODp-OMKwg

The obligatory TL;DR gif version is attached below.

better be good man…i turned off the can’t hug every cat video for this.

Not only will it literally change your life, you will name your future children after Mexican food in my honor.

I shall name my firstborn El Nacho Quip Hombre ;P

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8/9 GoM/SF/IoJ

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Wait a minute..
There are TWO Commander Honeybuns?!

EDIT: Error, gif too giant. Can not compute. PL0X CliCk T0 Vi3w Fu1L P0Ney

A doctor needs his companion….

I hope no one else saw the dirtiness of my gif when its not expanded.
Because it can’t be unseen.

First thing I noticed >.>

Edit: .. SF stop being no fun. The Plush Griffon with a Kite only wants to hang out. Its not like hes gonna insta kill all 50 of you jeebus :c

We need to have a Plush Griffon vs Jackalope vs Quaggan bout. They shall all have fiery greatswords. It’ll be like watching little death balls run around >:)

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8/9 GoM/SF/IoJ

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What…. i don’t even.

Welcome to GoM, where the gifs are doubled and the points don’t matter!

It’s a trap! Don’t let them fool you

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8/9 GoM/SF/IoJ

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I forgot to post about the Bay hold we had. I was the original commander that took it & held it for around 6 hours? After that I had to tag down, but kept at it (mainly because it was 5am in the morning, so I wasn’t the sharpest lol).

I don’t know if we did, but i hope we got the way point I was aiming for. I had to call it a night & go to sleep.

I must say, I haven’t had fun like that in some time during those hours :P

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8/2 GoM/Kain/Yak

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This is close! Major props to those who kept at it for the last 5hrs, thus making GoM 2nd in placing. Goodluck to those in wvw for the next 7.15hrs /o/

Hopefully I won’t be dead come reset -.-

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8/2 GoM/Kain/Yak

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Figures as soon as we leave GoM gets an interesting match up.

It was what we needed as a sacrifice to the WvW gods.

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SoS - The Comeback Kid [Recruitment]

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I would love to move to an oceanic server as I am from Brisbane, Australia. The only only issue would be the transfer cost

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7/26 SF/GoM/ET

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RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

But seriously, that was hilarious

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7/19/13- DR/IoJ/GoM

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Aww. No one ever says ‘hi’ to me in these forums! Perhaps I should post more. I am the big norn guard commander with the candy cane hammer!!! This is my first time posting in any of these WvW forums but I just want to say: Keep up the good work everyone! It has been a lot of fun so far… I love fighting you guys… I learn a lot from the zerg v zerg fights (I was just leading one about 30 minutes ago hunting IoJ sorry :P) This week’s ‘winning server’ title is still up for grabs! Go get ur loot and badges!

Oh, on a side note, those videos you guys posted (the MW kid freaking out and the trololol video were HILARIOUS) but my favorite of all was that Commander KidInkk from SR. I could not stop laughing!

Look forward to seeing you guys again soon!
As always, see you on the battlefield!

LOL! Commander KidInkk!!!

30 SECONDS 30 SECONDS,
DROP VEIL
VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIILLLLLLLLLL
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

KidInkk: VIEL, DROP THE VIEL, VIEL VIEL VIEL VIEL, DROP THE kittenKINNGG VIIEEEL
Other Guy: Maybe He didnt hear you
KidInkk: DROP THE kittenKKIIINNNGGG VIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KidInkk: INCOMING INCOMING INCOMG< ONMEONMEONMEONME 1010101010SECONDS. M—M-MIGHTMIGHTMIGHTMMMIGHT. DRO PTHE BOMB< DROP THE kittenING BOMB RIGHT HERE, DROP ITTTTTT! kitten GUYS WHEN WILL YOU kittenING WAKE UP AND GET IT TOGETHER.

Not word for word, But thats only the start of the video for those of you that havent watched it I highly encourage you to

Every server needs a commander like KidInkk (I do not condone the use of illicit drugs)

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7/12 GoM/AR/IOJ

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I’m very eager to see IoJ’s night crew! Unfortunately I won’t be back on till later in the night

Here’s hoping :P

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7/5 AR/GoM/FC

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Nice, Nightcrew.

Dayuuuum +675, what a tick. Great job night crew!. Was so close to the max 695

I think we needed a bajillion more ac’s tbh.

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7/5 AR/GoM/FC

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So GoM you guys talk about spies and I see you somehow knew about the Golems at your BL and decided to build a treb and attack them in our spawn as well as use known cheats to get in our spawn and trying to build siege on our walls. Shame on you, to be honest I hope we don’t have to face you guys anymore. I guess having double the population still isn’t enough for you guys.

I was just informed of this and can’t believe i missed out!

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How does Retaliation work?

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What I don’t understand is when a thief uses backstab and I have retaliation up, I rarely see them get downed from the sheer amount of dmg dealt. How does the retaliation dmg get dealt?

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The Shopkeeper at the boss cages

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YUHHH BOI, YEEEE BOI

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Party glitch in SAB

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Yeah, I should have just stuck to soloing him :/ I know his patterns but I just wanted it to be over and done with.

I did do it in infantile mode, but the lag i was copping while trying to get all the baubles on the way to Mottos Breath was killing me.

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Party glitch in SAB

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I’m not sure if anyone has been in the same boat as this, so I hope to help address this issue to others.

Today i was running though Zone 3 for overall achievement (last zone needed as well). Now on the way to Moto’s breath is a very challenging log with many jumping mushrooms. I had issues here with lag thus increasing said challenge levels. It took me the better part of an hr to get up there while burning through 5 continue coins (Kept falling through mushrooms, i would ‘fall’ onto mushrooms, causing me to be flat and near impossible to get up, i glitched through jumps and landed into the poison below). After finally completing this and getting that last bauble up top I went to venture on to King Toad.

This is where it had turned to kitten. I asked my guild for help to take on King Toad as he is time consuming. I had to leave a party I was a part of that was going to run FoTM afterwards. No one from that party had come into Super Adventure Box with me, so I felt obliged to leave the party so others could assist me. The SECOND I clicked leave party i was BOOTED FROM MY OWN GAME which has caused a great deal of frustration!.

I request that something should be fixed about this as i’m not impressed in the slightest. Could I still obtain the achievement for collecting all ‘baubles’ ?. All I needed to do was take on King Toad and was returned with a kick in the gut…

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Looking for players to do CoF p1 farm with

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Why full berserker? I run a combo of berserker/knight on a shout guardian and run fine with other toons. Haven’t killed slave driver in 6 seconds tho, closer to 20 – 30 seconds.

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Diminishing returns on kills hurts the game

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So people are complaining about doing a tedious job? That is a perfectly balanced DR imho. Why should they increase drop rates of everything and make it easier for us? You’re not going to see an increase in profit margins, you will see the exact opposite (Rares are the prime example of this).

I like that they have made obtaining legendaries a lengthy amount of time required before any can be obtained. It helps keep the rarity at bay, rather than making it an end game item which would make them considerably useless under the ‘Legendary’ status. If anything, they should be made account bound once created to help keep the rarity high.

Easy game play gets boring people ;P

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Bloodstone Fragment

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shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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