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Why hate the zerkers

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Posted by: Zuul Nekrazh.1905

Zuul Nekrazh.1905

Why the ’zerky hate?

Whelp, I’m guessing it’s a mix of irrational feelings, half-truths, delusions of grandeur and an unwillingness to pinpoint flaws in one’s personal in-dungeon preformance. Every Class/Profession/Build have “rotten apples” with the same behaviour as rabid, male baboons fighting over a female.

I prefer not to think so much about it, as it’s prone to inflict you with powerful, real life Conditions such as Angst, High Blood Pressure, Depression and more. All stack in intensity. That’s why it’s great to always equip a “Shake It Off” or “Signet Of I Don’t Care” when faced with such mental challenges. Preferably with a Banner of Logic or Banner of Philosophy. For food buffs I suggest Strong Smoked Porter and Spicey Black Pepper Popcorn. Can be replaced with Extra Dark Roast Coffee or Energy Drank for Caffeine stacking, or Strong Smokey Whiskey. Also, don’t forget to use Runes of Common Sense and Sigil of Reasoning for optimal preformance. Optimal Build for Warriors would be: 30 Common Sense/25 in Logic/0 in Ego/0 in Narrow-minded/15 in Philosophy. That’s how you best migitate damage from Champion/Elite/Veteran Haters.

This post was left by an educated Charr.
- Zuul Grimtooth

Dungeon Forum FAQ

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Posted by: maxinion.8396

maxinion.8396

puts on flame-resistant suit

Can we put an entry in about stacking? I’ll write one when my plane lands.

Thoughts on skipping

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

Would do it all day every day.

“Raids are like fortune cookies. You eat the cookie and then read the paper scraps.”

- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids

Thoughts on skipping

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Posted by: laharl.8435

laharl.8435

Agreed, that would be an awesome change. World events are killing my soul.

Thoughts on skipping

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Posted by: Miku Lawrence.6329

Miku Lawrence.6329

Well, they could always make dragonite ore drop from silver mobs. I’d totally clear the dungeon.

Snow Crows [SC]

[PvE] Revising the "Tank/Healing Meta"

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Posted by: NoTrigger.8396

NoTrigger.8396

Since we have this handy forum I might as well dump some of the things that I’m sure a lot of us were already thinking, which is that holy kitten, this game promotes the hell out of just stacking TANK and defensive boons and TANKING through everything.
This is fine in some areas but it also creates problems in others because:

The less you contribute, the easier it is:

- Make the aggro system more transparent: the more health/armor/healing you have, the more aggro you take. The more damage you deal, the less aggro you incur.

- Give mobs in general more high-damage, avoidable attacks (swipes for 50k per, etc.).

Explanation: Right now, tank/healing gear are pretty much the only viable gear sets because the game heavily favors just tanking everything as hard as you can and not dodging any shots. reducing the frequency of these attacks and replacing them with slower, bigger hits that cant be tanked, but easily avoided, means that offensive stats and player skill actually make a difference. The more straightforward aggro mechanics means that these attacks will primarily be directed at the tankier players. This will have the effect of forcing tank players to pull their weight more and deal more damage instead of watching how other players are doing all the work, and also incentivize players to balance their stats a bit more.

Taking ten minutes to kill a boss and not dodging at all is lame.
(example in the video below)

More emphasis on defensive stats:

- Rework the effectiveness of certain stats. For example, vitality, toughness and healing-power could be weaker.

Explanation: Most fairly self-explanatory. Encouraging build diversity by making it so that straight tank/healing and bearbow-power isn’t always the best option for every single fight. as you can see in the following video, tank/healing gear allows you to faceroll trough dungeons and take away the benefit of dodge and player skill. allowing tanky groups to turn their monitor off and still successfully finish a dungeon.

video example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2VhmwLwvrM

tl:dr.
tank/healing gear allows to faceroll trough dungeons without any downsides.
it also removes core mechanics of the game such as boss mechanics and the key of the games combat system, dodge.
this shouldnt be possible in what we call “endgame content”
we need to encourage the use of offensive stats and individual playerskill.

@mods: dont you have anything else to do beside deleting serious topics?
i posted my feedback in a respectful, constructive manner.
stop deleting it.

[qT] Quantify

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How to make your fellow Ele party-mate proud

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Posted by: Anierna.6918

Anierna.6918

lololololol!!!!!!!!!!

That was hilarious. The chat window there was priceless:

Slave Driver:
F*** WE NEED A HEALER
TANK IS DOWN
GUYS MY CC NOT WORKING

Bridge:
WE MUST KILL EVERYTHING
NEED TEM LOOT
IM TAKING BETTER POSITION
WE MUST FLANK THEM
WE MUST RANGE GUYS

Rocks:
[deaths x1 million]

Final Boss:
[/facepalm]

Yep, when you’re talking in terms of “viable,” that’s what you get. gg

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Dungeons too difficult for lows and newbies!

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Posted by: Bread.7516

Bread.7516

wow seriously, spider queen example again?

corner is mostly for speedruns, pugs get the wrong idea of surefire win.

corner is mostly for mini-spiders not really the queen. (we pull everything including the queen in 1 go, not like some scrub that pulls in waves – pugs with the wrong idea).

all melee queen (no stack) = aoe isnt even a problem.

stacking = harder to dodge the weakness debuff due to the animation harder to see, if you don’t dodge when stacking you’re a bad player.

not stacking, aoe problem? you can WALK out of the way – occasionally dodging it. (have you people even picked up an action game? not those “a 5 year old can finish it” games like god of war or some crap)

real dungeon veterans can clear these dungeons half awake/drunk/high/maybe all at the same time with or without stacking. we stack because it’s faster; success is a given.


Agree with few posts above, gw2 dungeons are…..tiny in terms of scale and not quite as good as gw1.

just to add, AC in gw2 is really really tiny with a pathetic number of chambers compared to gw1.

gw2 dungeons have no character. guild puzzles are better maps for dungeons than the dungeons themselves.

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favorite class to see in your fotm pug

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Posted by: BalkanLion.6045

BalkanLion.6045

Guardians in full Cleric’s gear. Any guardian that is in my group and does not ping full cleric’s gear gets kicked.

favorite class to see in your fotm pug

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Posted by: hellokittyonline.7532

hellokittyonline.7532

Warrior in full PVT running, dolyak sig, endure pain + Rifle as main weapon.
The tanking + vul + bleeding condition making him an ideal member of any fractal party.

I usually ask warriors to ping their gear, since they are so critical to any party, if not FULL PVT rifle that is auto kick.

Extra rewards for not wiping.

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Posted by: haviz.1340

haviz.1340

There’s no zerker problem. Repeat after me.

Extra rewards for not wiping.

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Posted by: laokoko.7403

laokoko.7403

Give more reason to kick people with low achievement in a pug.

Extra rewards for not wiping.

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Posted by: AndrewSX.3794

AndrewSX.3794

Bad idea.

This would not address the zerker problem, while encouraging more elitist behaviour. Casuals would be even more discriminated against, and being blamed and hated for wiping and losing the bonus.

Seeing how MF was removed, this is not going to happen.

Where did the OP stated it was meant to adress the “zerk problem” in any shape or form?

Also:

There is no zerk problem.

(only a content design one)

Seafarer’s Rest EU – PvE/WvW – 8 × 80 chars.
Most used: Guard/Mes/War/Nec/Ele.
Yes, i use 5 chars at time. Because REASONS.

Extra rewards for not wiping.

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Posted by: haviz.1340

haviz.1340

There is only you.

Repeat after us.

Why are dungeons "static" in the year 2013?

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Posted by: Harrahou.4518

Harrahou.4518

If you want random stuff to happen , stop grouping with
Guildies . You wont get anything special from them .
Pugs are better just to make it funnier . The other
Day i joined a party and.the guy who started the
Dungeon knew that we wont kick him so he removed
All his armor atacked lupicus.and started tu run
In circles . The players make those boring
Dungeons a fun experience !

…Why do you write all your vaguely dumb forum posts, in short lines. If I want to read poems I go to school…A t s e……….please stop!

R80 Multi Classer
Proud Owner of:
Oh Did That Just Happen [Mhmm]

Why are dungeons "static" in the year 2013?

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Posted by: Harrahou.4518

Harrahou.4518

Bobby stop immediatly , i know they didin’t feed you but this has to stop .

No…just….stop! Arrgh. Quit these forums and go farm spvp for gold troll with those casuals….

R80 Multi Classer
Proud Owner of:
Oh Did That Just Happen [Mhmm]

Why are dungeons "static" in the year 2013?

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Posted by: Anicetus.1253

Anicetus.1253

This thread makes a little bit inside me commit suicide.

Non-Zerker specs...

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Posted by: Charak.9761

Charak.9761

Just don’t bring condition builds

that is all.

Twilight Arbor FW/UP is impossible!

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Posted by: fkay.9380

fkay.9380

Did a quick nightmarish rhapsody inspired by Nike and Bright:

Nightmarish Rhapsody

Is this real hard?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a dungeon
No escape from the final boss

Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a noob boy
I need no sympathy

Because I easily die, easily cry
All the time, always downed
How the spiders spawn
Doesn’t really matter to me, to me

Forums, just died again
Saw the shake from the head
Didn’t dodge now I’m dead
Forums, fight had just begun
But now I’ve gone and started a thread away

Forums, oh
Why this path makes me cry
If I don’t complain again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time

Goodbye elitists, I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you all behind
And face the truth

Forums, oh
I don’t want to die
I sometimes wish I’d never tried that path at all

I see a big silhouette of a tree
Guardian, guardian
Will you do the reflection?
Meleeing and dodging, very, very frightening to me

(Vevina) Vevina
(Vevina) Vevina
Vevina Leurent
Magnifico!

But I’m just a magic find user nobody loves me
He’s just a magic find user with a magic find mentality
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Fyonna!
No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Fyonna! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Fyonna! We will not let you go
(Let me go!) Will not let you go, let me go, never
Never let you go, let me go

Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh dear forums, dear forums
Dear forums, let me go
The tree has a spider put aside for me
For me, for me

So you think you can scare me
And kill me in the blink of an eye?
So you think you can overwhelm me
And leave me to die?

Oh tree, can’t do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters
All the forums can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

How the spiders spawn

Fkay/Fka/Avki/Lihx/Serph/Fábio/Zolvag/Yemowo
[LOD]

Getting ready for the incoming shatter nerf.

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Posted by: SteepledHat.1345

SteepledHat.1345

I guess it’s time to rev up that guardian, again.

I’ve rolled one just in case, lmao. Crazy how we have the same idea.

“Failure to remain calm is the sign of a weak mind.”

Getting ready for the incoming shatter nerf.

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Posted by: xizod.9513

xizod.9513

Just fix the bug. why nerf?