Guild Wars 2

Greetings from NA!
been loads of fun roaming n fighting MU guys. I’m glad you keep coming back, cos bp are boring as all hell in their towers acing us <3

Before reset thought I’d say Furiousbeard is terribad & Winters is best commander, driver, player, bikini model IRL.

After a riveting display of 1s, I received a great many pleasures with my Ebay Asuran lady-boy. Just what I needed after slaughtering APS all week.

Furiousbeard.7602:

The tears be flowin’ today boy!

L2p, zerg more, no skill, all skill, gvg me bro, no gvgs for you, CDBL=FABL2.0, EBBL=FABL3.0, chest thumping, stop your chest thumping, fairweathers ruin my day…

Great stuff

If this is in any way related to something, ANTHING that Dynnen has said EVER then you’re screwed.
Dynnen is like my virginity and I will do WHATEVER it takes to protect him/it!

esme.6391:

ermagerd Ebay actually managed to outman fa ONCE oceanic, ON A WEEKEND.

everyone troll Ebay now. Having numbers once for maybe… an hour… means they are hax liars and bads.

Sorry, most of us got laid off this week. Bandwagon to us now.

(Btw on a previous page a CD posted a screenie of a conversation with some FA commander.. Your responses were hilarious. I love you.)

<3

hi aly

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you know you are with the right guild when the only excuse to fight FA is
‘I got shet loads of seige, lets go throw it on baddies’
/inb4 spam party invites and QQ about trebs on YO fayce

You people, have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world.
You will witness what happened here today, and will tell of it later!
All eyes to the front!!

As Chief of the Bureau of Federal Regional Development and Planning for Underpopulated Suburban Servers, Borderlands and Lions Arches of NA. I’ve taken it upon myself to write an exclusive message on forums.
Telling of numerous counts of found and proven lack of skill, intense spawn camping and large zergs massing amongst our roaming parties.
Before I go into muchly details here… I thought I’d give a quick recount of events and shet.
So… After pillaging and looting much badges and exotic trident’s these last few days I’ve come to the understanding that you are all utter trash and not one person in FA has any talent brb mesmer greatswordinglolmanusucksobadhahaloloL!OL!O!@#12312

2 Questions I want serious answers to.
1: Is all of db in the NNK guild
2: Is there a player in NNK that is not a thief and or warrior

Pretty Pixie.8603:

Same here. Aussie, tremendous lag in most areas of the game, with the krytan zones the worst. I don’t dare going into WvW like this.

Game is unplayable with an average of 4s lag on skill use. Lag started after Oct 29th patch.

With the amount of threads of people complaining, you’d of thought one ANet guy would respond. Well, sadly… it’s good to see it’s even more people lagging than I expected.

Hope someone can respond or has a fix soon !

NeedCoffee.1402:

is it only in wvw this is occurring?
did they add that overflow map to wvw?
what was your ping previously?
if it is only in wvw, there is probably nothing that can be done as it will be something arena net needs to fix.

you can try downloading tcp Optimizer and running that to see if it helps, but don’t expect much if it’s a server side issue.

I will have check later today if it is only WvW. As I am only in a non-wvw map when I log into Lions Arch then port to WvW for the rest of the day, lol.
I will give that program a whirl to while I’m at it,
thanks for the replies

-figured upload this while i’m bored

Yup, I’ve gone back to playing Warframe until this gets better. It’s just silly!

After this weeks WvW reset, something has happened.
The game has become almost unplayable for not just me but all the Aussies I know.
My ping has been sitting above 440 all week. Skill delay up the kitten , I can’t even jump into water as my skills will disappear from my bar for around 15 seconds. I finished lag-roaming to do a jumping puzzle which was even more funny…
I jumped through the waterfall, not taking any fall damage until I got to the first half of the key. It goes on to me sitting around for 2mins and 27 secs for my reward chest to finally open and give me loot.

The list goes on

Here’s my specs for w/e reason:
3570k 7970 8gb asrock z77 ex4

inb4 check firewall

Asami.3572:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdMNvdZzzXk

Thanks for the great fight, CD

Was expecting more out of this video, like you guys 7 vs zerging, not running and then finally getting steam rolled >_<
Nice to see more videos though. I did see you guys out there today, you ran quite a tight comp.

Thanks for Maguuma hills, AVTR.
Helped a lot <3

Downskee.2650:

I never knew BP and CD were this bad! more like Bad Players and Crystal Deserters;

All you do is suck and run away when there is equal numbers, but when theres a 5v2 you are more than welcome to chase.

I’ve beaten every player so far in a 1v1, and I hope to see alot more at fight club.

you’re welcome.

Downskee.2650:

I never knew BP and CD were this bad! more like Bad Players and Crystal Deserters;

All you do is suck and run away when there is equal numbers, but when theres a 5v2 you are more than welcome to chase.

I’ve beaten every player so far in a 1v1, and I hope to see alot more at fight club.

you’re welcome.

Chilly.2087:

Chilly.2087:

I’d like to say good 2v5 fight against HK minus the poor player charr guardian. Was a good long fight even though you guys had the advantage of your spawn being nearby. XD

UPDATE: I found one of the HK thieves a part of the 2v5 and he wanted to duel. I’d like to share my experience with you.

inb4 forums spice up~
Needs more NA in these pages, not enough QQing and gifs.

I’ll start it off, to the IoJ guy QQing about KOME being able to put pressure on your night crew. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I CANT SOLO A KEEP ANYMORE WAAAAAAAHHHH THERE IS NIGHT PRESENCE

/begin

Evilzara.6378:

Mayhem.1935:

Tharros.1843:

Marcol.2349:

Tharros.1843:

[NA] stay with the zerg more pl0x.

That is all

Just 1v1’d your fotm condi mesmer and kitten d him, I almost dropped below 80% hp.. was pretty tough fight.

You don’t accept 1v1s, you won’t accept 3v3s – just lame excuses. All you prove is you are scared.

I am excepting all 1v1s. But when i down you, one of my guild mates will probably stomp with a wolf finisher bc thats what we does. O-yisss!

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.

Sounds like you underestimate the power of “The Swindler”.

I’m getting sick and tired of all the hate!!!1111!!!!
You dont know me, you’re not god. huuu! I’m a person I have feelings! LEAVE ME AND MY GUILD ALONE !@111211!!!!!!

Auto attacked to death by power necro and condi warrior’d.
I think i’ll cope with that. I would’ve have kept dueling if your entire group weren’t such morons and ganked 6vs1.
I wasn’t sure if it was true, the whole ’ roam are all runnings cheese ’ but holy crap, lol.
See you at fightclub ~

Tharros.1843:

Marcol.2349:

Tharros.1843:

[NA] stay with the zerg more pl0x.

That is all

Just 1v1’d your fotm condi mesmer and kitten d him, I almost dropped below 80% hp.. was pretty tough fight.

You don’t accept 1v1s, you won’t accept 3v3s – just lame excuses. All you prove is you are scared.

huh?
I’ll go cd windmill now n wait for a 1v1, gladly.
see you there !

nyckolag.2394:

Marcol.2349:

you sound mad cos you lost, is this hurting your feelings?

I’m so furious mang – you better kitten watch out bro because I’ll get my four buddies on you. Chek urself b4 u rek urself pal.

you sound mad cos you lost, is this hurting your feelings?

Tharros.1843:

[NA] stay with the zerg more pl0x.

That is all

Just 1v1’d your fotm condi mesmer and kitten d him, I almost dropped below 80% hp.. was pretty tough fight.

Diamond.1093:

You’re the Mesmer that blocked me and then proceeded to kitten talk me? -claps-

Sounds like a bad case of outplayeditis

Chilly.2087:

Lord Galwrath.9302:

Solo’d [roam] 5-man group again.

Seriously guys get good lmao.

u tell em br0

I heard you were worst player in NA.
After watching your videos I agree with ALL of the people who told me this.

I’m glad the forums are fun ‘cos trying to find a real fight to record in wvw has been very tough. Where’s the KREW and SIC groups we saw last week and at reset, at least with them we could fight even numbers and have fun… I R DIZAPO1NT

hey creepy <3

skeet.1390:

To the [NA] either D/D or S/D ele last night…Good god you hit like a truck. My poor mesmer still doesn’t know what hit it.

Sorry to bring back a bad memory but I may have added that clip to a kys’ kitten s people montage that I just started, lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHF5sdnQ5DY
I shall be added more and more all week long so come join the fun and get 1 shot =] <33333

hahaha bags and ddlg are now on sbi right? is that who you guys have been up against? LOL

NA crash windmill? Now that is just plain silly. You seem incredibly mad about stuff that has never happened.
I can’t give a definite reason of why you’d be so upset about things we haven’t done, the only conclusion I can come up with is that it must be your PvD mentality.
It’s okay though, I found the solution. You, and your friends stick to ramming doors and the rest of us will play.

Now that is settled, back to roaming and crashing 1v1’s cos that’s what we do.

Crash your duel soon !

“We wiped a fight club last night because of it. And I promise you if I find another one full of NA ppl I’ll just assume it’s some people that want to die and respond accordingly.”

You just sound like a bunch of morons, at the moment.
I’m gunna stop posting soon ‘cos I can’t stop laughing and I don’t want to wake up my house.

See you on Thursday for fight club <3

Banzie.5248:

Kyskythyn.6471:

sephiroth.4217:

is it the ele with speed stomps? get downed and the stomp is instant?

Edit: I never seen the tag but for me it might have been lag, it just appeared as I got stomped by a click on the run.

I run a full zerk ele in our small man, so i kill people…rather quickly. ^.-

Good times fighting [AR] too, you guys are well coordinated.

Yes, but how do you insta stake on down or are you just going full blown DPS on our dead kitten lol. Swear I see a stake each time.

Gunna go ahead and say it’s probably him using Churning Earth.
Kys, is what you call a ‘dps-kitten-house’ he seems to be able to slaughter full hp tanks + who ever tries to rez them down in 2 seconds, lol.
AIN’T NO NEED TO QUICKNESS STOMP SON~!

to the other kittens calling us out for crashing 1v1’s. I believe you’re either misreading the tag by being blind, dyslexic and/or attempting to 1v1 on a sentry, camp or something with an objective. We don’t crash duels, we yell at people who do it to us. We host fight clubs, we promote gvg’s, small man pvp and roaming.
You really think we’d want to X vs 1 some random who’s probably using a running man warrior anyway, lol.

I’ve recently been uploading the occasional fight to youtube anyway, if you would like to see our hacks take a look at my sig.
/shamelessselfpromote

nyckolag.2394:

Lord Galwrath.9302:

nyckolag.2394:

Is there anybody on BP or CD that doesn’t follow the drooling, mouthbreathing mass from tower to tower, that can ACTUALLY fight 1 on 1 well without the support of the zerg?

If so, point me in their direction.

If I recall correctly your guild lost a 3v3 against a PUG team I was a part of. I don’t mean to be that guy, but perhaps you shouldn’t talk THAT big.

The only time we ran with a group larger than two yesterday was in our night-slot; with 7. You’re recalling inaccuracies. Although I do play a mesmer – so perhaps it may have looked like more.

I would be happy to oblige to an actual 3v3 once we have more than one player on.

must’ve been a clone, you seem like an incredibly advanced player and probably the only one who can tell the difference between clones and people.
+1 respect scale

can’t be buggered getting on right now, score update ?

Tukmolytes.3467:

We all been wanting this kind of match up. I hope this week will be a close fight.

IoJ has been wanting*
/fixt

Another week of dodging zergs n trying to find noqq
hopefully bp pressure ioj enough this week, so that their oceanics don’t face roll maps like every other match up.
eeeeeeeeeeeee +}

Would’ve loved to see more SoS + bp guys noqq/vp even those krew guys would’ve been fun. Hopefully you get some balls in a bit and log on soon ‘cos it’s roamtime eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !#!#@! <333333333
Sincerely,
Best Necro NA

Fight club is still going on, very low turn out SoS and BP =[!!!
Come support your servers kittenery, before we decide to ditch this and come kill your zergs ZERGLINGS NO SKILLZERG
plz? <33333

Snow Ghost.6817:

VP had a great time on SoS BL tonight. Thanks to SoS for the many good fights we had.

Thanks to NA from CD for the GvG fights near the end of our night. Always have to be on top of our game when we encounter you guys.

/salute

Yeah this match up is much more fun

for a little bit of one of our encounters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma5XxCvkPuQ
i use the vids to improve my game, don’t expect edits or music haha you may catch interpreter kitten talking tho,
enjoiii

Yeah great fights with SoS tonight! A little bit of zerg surf-smashing with our 5man turned out way more profitable than I thought it would.
Dat ‘EK black hole’ is hilarious to run with, good fun tonight!

This thread needs more puns!
I’ll start it off :
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

Tried some late night roaming, as we have a match up with people in it and well… this pic pretty much sums it up!

Had some okay 1v1’s, nothing to write about. The majority of fights seems to be catching stragglers running to or from a zerg
Looks like it’s back to sleep until NA prime-time.

plz all mighty WvW gods make it fun tomorrow <3

Actium.8765:

Orbfeature/ snip

To be blunt:
It’s stupid imo.
Coming from a CD player having all orbs most of the time sitting on 22.5k hp 2k condi dmg and 2.9k armor as a necro. With all these people running around with 25 stacks of “insertlame” 5 stacks of guard leech and 5 stacks of kitten , it’s OVERKILL way way way too many stats.
I think it needs to be nerfed to 50 stats with all 3, if that… 15 each for a total of 45, should give more than enough incentive to roam close to them.

I love the idea of it, don’ t get me wrong and new map lay out. Just the amount of stats it gives is silly, along with making fight club less even.

JahRo.6432:

Some Mend just want to watch the world burn.

As if we didn’t have a bad enough rep. Sorry AR and DR, loved the fights we were able to get in the time we had.

you have earned a +1

MrFluffy.9307:

just wanted to say I had fun 1v5ing the guys from OBS, I lost every time our paths crossed but there sure are some great sports in that group I tell ya

here’s a pic of me getting outplayed

“here’s a pic of a colonel being a liebadder saying he’s new to thief”
/fixt

Can anyone identify the warrior in these pictures for me, please!!!!

To the 3 GARD thieves, bad luck. Honestly, even a 3v1 vs guardian is dumb, lol.
I don’t even need to hit you before I turn around and see you dead from unload
good fights and please someone name that warrior!!!!!

Some LARGE fights from both servers today but kitten … never seen such numbers at a south camp before, lol!

Thanks for the stack of badges today, IoJ. The ‘Non-existent’ NA prime time guys were really squishyDDDDDD

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I was referring to about 2 hours ago, and your bay was taken by a 10 man guild group while you defended your hills, and then your garrison was taken by a large golem group while you had at least 40 defending 20 at NW tower, and then Hills was taken shortly after while you tried to retake garrison. You easily had 50+ on that map, and since I was flipping between IoJ bl and EB I saw the size of the zerg that lost SM to Ferg and it was easily as big as the bl zerg. Continue to deny your lack of a NA primetime presence equal to that of us or ferg, whatever makes your late night pvdoor feel better.[/quote]

The only way you can see the size of our zergs is if youre on our server. I havent been on GW2 all day but from experience im almost positive we dont have that many people on. Speaking from Australian time, we’re good in the morning, WvW population dies down around midday and then we pick up in Oceanic prime. Your post is mostly assumptions, but okay, whatever makes you losing to us feel better, be careful but, or you guys might come in 3rd this week <3

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yup yup yup