Guild Wars 2

these reactions are encouraging. clearly the return of snek would polarize the playerbase into pro-snek and anti-snek camps, allowing the natural development of faction-based competition, which would finally give meaning to WvW conflicts.
you can even make it ascended crafting i don’t care please snek

Dear Anet,

i wish to have a snek minipet in game. i looked through the extensive list of miniatures, and the closest thing we have to a snek is a snek-person (not a snek) and jungle wurms (not a snek, also not available).
i looked it up and found you used! to! have! the snek! but removed it because it was too buggy (most sneks don’t eat bugs).
you have done many great things with animations and such! you have animated a tiny mystical dragon (which is the most snek-like thing right now, so i am using it)
so please bring back the hiss rope.

i have attached a picture for inspiration. ideally, several varieties of sneks would be available, perhaps rare drops from raid chests. the ball python can curl up in a ball when it stops moving.
if you require more pictures, you can contact me. i have many.

Yet our merriment was brutally cut short by the blind intervention of a fellow warrior, clouded by rage for the mist invaders, ignorant of his own similarity, bound by the same mortal coil unto doom.
The true enemy is yourself.

Even in times of war, there is always the opportunity to stop, and wonder why we fight each other relentlessly, when the winds of fate could easily have blown us together as friends.
Also to dance.

dear pkk
i don’t want to kill you because i love you way too much

So I was being annoying at the back of a zerg with the 25% speed signet, a warrior was chasing me, he realized I was going to be annoying forever, so I stopped, and he stopped, and then I waved, and he waved, and we sat and emoted for a couple of minutes.

Even in the midst of war, you can always make a new friend. Manner up, gentlemen.

Try to take my supply camp, will you?
GRAVEL AWAY
unless it’s still bugged