Guild Wars 2

This is ridiculous.

We’d like to use Grast’s bubble for safety, but he’s too busy channeling an attack to ever get it off.

We’d also like to interrupt the collapse cast, but the C.R. has started chain-casting it. As soon as one collapse finishes, a few seconds later he casts the next one.

In principle, I like where the mechanic is going for this fight but unless we’re expected to be able to stunlock him this is nearly impossible given how hard it is to survive the collapse from dodges alone.

“6 feet tall!” is said when an asura gets a Might boon. Since might is one of the easiest boons to apply, you’re going to hear it more often than the others.

And I agree: “You’re dumb. You’ll die and leave a dumb corpse” may be the best flavor text in the game. Not sure what triggers it yet, but my asura belted it out into a crowd of humans in the middle of Divinity’s Reach last night.

This wouldn’t answer any questions of what their “original” cuisine was like, but there are asura food vendors in the game, particularly in LA, that sell various types of experimental foods. They all seem to be one type of goop or slime or another.

Yes.

Starting two days ago (with the latest patch, hmmmmmm) I get these audio glitches where my sound goes out entirely for the majority of my playtime. When, or if, it comes back, it’s in brief stutters, just long enough to be a burst of static or to hear “…six FEET TALL!” And then silence. Reloading the game – not simply logging out – didn’t fix it, nor did rebooting my computer. Yesterday, my sound was fine the whole time I was playing, but today it’s back and even worse. I can go a solid minute sometimes with no sound at all.

And lest anyone think it’s my computer, my solution thus far has been to cover up all game sound by listening to music on iTunes. It plays just fine, thankfully.