Guild Wars 2

Hello good Sir. I am the hiring director for Guild Wars 2. Would you like a job? Starting salary is 20k a day cuz so many people buy gems and we are rich as kitten. Also the only thing we really care about you doing is kittening over everyone who wants to actually play the game.

I put in a support ticket Monday before supper and have not received and help yet.

deathTouch.9706:

To AciD: Contact me anytime in the evenings between 6PM-9PM EST to set up a 10v10 thing.

Will do mate, what guild and server are you?

Noodica.5428:

YB, you may win the round with your numbers, but definitely not the fights. Heres a bunch of clips MM got in 3 hours of zerg busting ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=496ej0EKY6g

Thanks for the fights.

LOL. I don’t see much Zerg busting but Kay.

Also at 2:00 you mention something about ppl running cuz you “kittened” there face. I didn’t see that either. There were about 5 or 6 dead after the fight. Lol.

Don’t talk kitten on Yaks Bend cuz we have more number than you. AciD almost best it group comp 5v10 then we destroyed you 10v10. Sorry bud. I was nice till you started talkin kitten but your group comp sucks.

AciD is looking for 10 v 10’s or 5 v 5’s (or smaller)

We are a small guild from Yaks Bend. PM me in game or mail me on the site or in game to set it up!!

P.S.
We 10 v 10’d MM and won 3-0 Bragging rights FTW <3
It was a good fun match.

Sagabatou.1076:

armymelendez.1532:

For SBI.

http://ybbl.enjin.com/forum/m/16444389/viewthread/9716841-open-letter-apology-to-sbi/page/1

I hope this reaches you guys. Sorry this match-up got dirty. Good luck down the road.

Lol, unnecessary.

I agree. Bushido seems to be the only Yak that’s sorry for it.

nikkistar.1409:

Darth.4329:

I’m big on respect… anyone who runs with me or by my tag knows this..
Having said that… It IS still insulting to lose to yaks. BECAUSE SBI IS a better, stronger, more organized server. We not winning at the moment… But not because we didn’t open the week with a huge lead… not because of supply wasting trolls… definitely not because Yaks is better….
But because we are fielding 50% of what we normally do. EBG is almost ALWAYS a 1 hour que… there is no que.. SBI BL is normally QUED.. again.. no que.. The other 2 BL’s are normally medium que.. also… NO QUE.

We are missing ALOT of players. Yet still yaks wants to talk smack like they’ve beaten us straight up. They talk as if They have overcome the big RED SBI MACHINE.
They haven’t. They been beating up on pugs, militia and a handful of Die hard WvW guys.

So its nothing to be proud of but, by all means… brag away lol.

I’m not being egotistical here, I’m being Honest.
Yaks cannot beat SBI with what they have to bring to the table under any other circumstances than SBI being outmanned.

I cannot wait until the next time we meet again…

Do us all a favor here:

1) Pull up your big boy pants
2) Spellcheck is your friend
3) … … … … should be reserved for Morse Code
4) YOU NEED MOAR BACON!

It’s me. The guy with a second account on SBI. I had to wait in ques when I was there

Not only will I not be banned, you cant link my accounts. There the same name. I have a roomate??? <3<3

LOLOLOLOL

SBI Spy still thinks we have an alliance. Dont believe me? Come over to YB and ask in map chat.

Flytrap.8075:

Tibstrike.2974:

mariemystar.8296:

is there a problem with 20v20 or 25v25?

Most guilds GvG 15v15/20v20 on GW2GvG.com but I’ve seen matches of 25v25 posted up there too.

I don’t see what the deal is.

Don’t let the hate get to you. BAGS just likes the trolling. They prefer 10v10s or 5v5s because they have no friends.

Not sure how what I said can be perceived as trolling, but alright. As already mentioned, most SBI guilds would have a hard time fielding 20 people.

Regardless, I can see that you’re still upset over your loss to Bags/DDLG. Don’t worry, time heals all wounds and practice makes perfect

Raven.9603:

good fights with ACiD (mesmer and warrior) on SBI-BL this morning, one chase that lasted from NW camp all the way back to yaks bend spawn. I dont want to hear any more smack talk about “sbi has bad roamers.”

-that ranger from CTDL

Naw. Ur bad. SBI has awful roamers. Go find it blob lol.

Gray Fox.9178:

Greetings.

I am Gray Drury, the golem driver. Tonight, 10 SBI Omega Seige Golems attacked Yak’s Bend Bay. They melted through the Southeastern gate like butter. As they awaited mesmer port to the South inner gate, I stealthed my Omega Golem in a shadow refuge. It seemed certain that Bay was to fall.

I proceeded to rush my golem, stealthed, into the enemy mass of Omegas. Positioning myself to be facing the same direction as them, I began aim directly down, buckling their chassis with rocket fire, flamethrower blasts, and ballistic barrages. It would seem I was unnoticed except by scant passerby, as the Omegas accepted me into their family like a lost kitten.

I killed that family. I slaughtered the SBI Omegas that surrounded me like an infectious computer virus taking over of their own machines. As they lay melted and scratched on the floor, SBI and EB forces were routed out of Yak’s Bend Bay. My golem survived at 7k HP , then eventually fell in further combat.

If you ever see an Omega seemingly mindlessly wandering through the map. If you ever peek above a tower’s gate to see an Omega standing on the inside, waiting. If you ever hear the sound of an unstealthing thief, then the pounding resonance of a metal stump -

Run.

I am Gray Drury, golem driver of Yak’s Bend, and I am coming for you.

Beep boop.

Ummm. will another server take him??? ill pay.

Cameron.6450:

Amurond.4590:

Runehand.9368:

Oh, so SBI is banking on 4-man gank squads this week? You do realize that your roamers are trash?

Someone died.

He expects to fight even numbers? Must be new to roaming…

Lol 2 points.
1. He took on those 4.
2. He posted it cuz hes happy about it. Now us roamers can actually get some fights!!

Lol dat guys funny. Sorry this is like my 5th post on the forums. Don’t act like you know me lol.

sephiroth.4217:

Zinrae.3769:

sephiroth.4217:

TehFoe.6527:

sephiroth.4217:

Oooooo the zoom trick from YB, does this mean we can do it to them too or use mesmers to portal people into their fortified towers?

This SS doesn’t show kitten. It shows red marks. For all I know the AC is built in the lords room behind you and your stupid enough not to know it. Get kitten it vid of where it is and show me his screens aspect ratio and I’ll believe you mate. <3

yer makes perfect sense that you guys have an AC built in the lords room of our tower while we are defending against you, can’t believe I didn’t think of that. You’re right though, I’m stupid enough not to notice the tower is ours and those red circles are obviously our own arrowcarts hurting us, Anet please turn friendly fire off in WvW.

I think his point was that your screens didn’t show where the arrow carts were (looks like at least 2). The rings on the ground hitting your ac down there can be legit because of the gap above the gate. As for the ones on the supply hut, I don’t know. I’m not familiar enough with EGB to say for sure, but it might be possible to target the underside of the hut through the gap in the gate, and I think there’s also a hill or something to the South that might give vision up there. That’s why it helps to know exactly where the acs are.

To be honest I couldn’t find them by the time your zerg rushed in when wall went down, my sarcasm was only implied towards your team mate because he decided to be insulting instead of civil like yourself, and yer I myself use the door gap one, it was mainly just the supply hut that had me confused due to not being able to see an arrowcart on the hill next to pang entrance or on the hill opposite us.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Is that not the point of these forums? xD

Your server sucks, bad bad bad. “insert insult here”

Sorry if I made you QQ you big baby. Less kittening more fighting.

I bet we do trolololol style.

Can’t I be a super funny hot chick guy? Why does it have to be or??? QQ

sephiroth.4217:

Oooooo the zoom trick from YB, does this mean we can do it to them too or use mesmers to portal people into their fortified towers?

This SS doesn’t show kitten. It shows red marks. For all I know the AC is built in the lords room behind you and your stupid enough not to know it. Get kitten it vid of where it is and show me his screens aspect ratio and I’ll believe you mate. <3

Nordic Natedog.4360:

unknownchaos.1425:

Well , we all know XOXO is a zerg guild. there is no denying it.

since i havent been recording over the last week or so, i did some recording this morning.

I make you my typical zerg morning video.

please enjoy the

Obs song of the day!

you have the XOXO pve queen fee to thank for this. some people actually miss the videos lol.

the 2nd song is one of my favorite. if you have a sub or nice system bang that one out!

Nice to run into you the other day, obsession. I didn’t make the cut into the video though. I still need to remember to change my food when fight you but always a blast when I get the chance.

Lol Obsession is a terribad Mesmer. One of the worst. When he challenged me to a 1v1 the other day I was on my warrior minding my own business. The I /bowed and the kitten didn’t even fight me I almost started crying.

Granted I was dead from the 20 people who killed me while I was watching the gvg. Someone did Rez me to 1/2 health tho. So basically. I started bowing at 50% and he still chickened out. Hahaha!

STOP LOSING SO BAD! THIS MATCHUP IS HORSE RADISH!

Such a kitten thread. START BEING MEAN AGAIN! ITS MORE FUN!

I HATE DB – NO QUALITY AND NO QUANTA LEFT

NSP – I FEEL BAD BEING MEAN TO YOU! ITS LIKE PUNCHING A kittenED BABY KITTEN!

lmaogg.7325:

funny how YB fed me my living story kills earlier, BP is just losing in numbers thats all, a problem that DPS had faced back in FA. So meh, keep up the good fight BP, and to EB you guys should just stop 2v1-ing us, just pathetic seeing how you guys hide behind YB.

Lol its funny how people kitten when they loose, if BP had the chance to eat a marshmallow instead of eating an entire brick wall. Im pretty sure you would east the marshmallow…

Yes I am referring to your server as a bunch of marshmallows. You guys are squishy as kitten.

clint.5681:

TehFoe.6527:

clint.5681:

TehFoe.6527:

Dear Mr Clint.

Roamer from YB here. Not sure if you saw the guild AciD but we had a 4 man roaming party rolling anywhere from 4-16 of you tonight. We trolled the kitten out of you guys right outside your spawn. Sorry that you have 0 skill and think that the fairweathers that you have been killing are our roamers.

P.S. You guys have maybe 1 roamer on your server and we are massivly zerging this week. The roamers of YB didnt want to zerg so we were taking the week off until we read this kitten. Get some skill and then come talk to me.

Not sure why this was dedicated to me but i can only assume you have added yourself to my growing fan army, so ill bite.

I was roaming for about 3 hours earlier and didnt encounter whatever you were talking about, but congratulations on whatever you feel you accomplished buddy.

Lol your fan army? No I just noticed that you kittened alot on this thread. Quite a bit more than anyone else. we 4 maned all your north towers and camps. Please less QQ more Pew Pew. You’re pretty pathetic

Im pathetic but you did all that typing just to get my attention because you obviously need the validation of the person you look up to. Its okay bro, you did good taking those north towers no one cares about. Bravo, leave your in game name here champ, ill make sure to send you a cookie.

Never let it be said im not kind to my fans.

Again, not a fan.

As for all my typing this is my 3rd post. How many do you have QQing about spawn camping and zerging on this thread? Thats what I thought “bud”.

clint.5681:

TehFoe.6527:

Dear Mr Clint.

Roamer from YB here. Not sure if you saw the guild AciD but we had a 4 man roaming party rolling anywhere from 4-16 of you tonight. We trolled the kitten out of you guys right outside your spawn. Sorry that you have 0 skill and think that the fairweathers that you have been killing are our roamers.

P.S. You guys have maybe 1 roamer on your server and we are massivly zerging this week. The roamers of YB didnt want to zerg so we were taking the week off until we read this kitten. Get some skill and then come talk to me.

Not sure why this was dedicated to me but i can only assume you have added yourself to my growing fan army, so ill bite.

I was roaming for about 3 hours earlier and didnt encounter whatever you were talking about, but congratulations on whatever you feel you accomplished buddy.

Lol your fan army? No I just noticed that you kittened alot on this thread. Quite a bit more than anyone else. we 4 maned all your north towers and camps. Please less QQ more Pew Pew. You’re pretty pathetic

Dear Mr Clint.

Roamer from YB here. Not sure if you saw the guild AciD but we had a 4 man roaming party rolling anywhere from 4-16 of you tonight. We trolled the kitten out of you guys right outside your spawn. Sorry that you have 0 skill and think that the fairweathers that you have been killing are our roamers.

P.S. You guys have maybe 1 roamer on your server and we are massivly zerging this week. The roamers of YB didnt want to zerg so we were taking the week off until we read this kitten. Get some skill and then come talk to me.

I had some decent duels with SBI tonight. I also spoke with a few of your players who mentioned they have no idea what fight night is. I suggest we set something up

Thank for all the responses. We have not made a decision yet but are in the process of talking about a few servers. If anyone would like to hop on a ts3 and have a chat send me an in game pm or mail and ill set it up thanks all!

Cheers.

eithinan.9841:

PredatoR.5247:

[ZN] will be our last 15v15 fight, we will only be accepting 20v20’s after [ZN] gvg

Really? Why? Cant fit enough hammers on a 15 man team?

Either that or it’s because they have more than 15 people at a time that wanna GvG. Lol.

Small group 6-10 looking for a home. We are all 100% WvW players and have a background in WvW. A few of us have an extensive background in commanding anywhere from being a CIC and reading the map to fighting with a 50 man Zerg and being able to take on twice our numbers. We also have some dedicated roamers who are really good at calling and following zergs as well as flipping cams and keeping the zergs on them (the kitten off crew).

A little about myself. I came from a guild on Yaks Bend called war is hell originally and then left that with the co leader to start a guild called AOE. We then merged with Despicable Me to form Public Enemy Number One where I was also a co leader and commander. I left that guild about A week ago and am looking for a new server with some friends. I’ve been commanding for about 5 months now and have no problem hopping into any voice coms to do so.

We are just looking. To put some feelers out and get into contact with some people from other servers right now. We aren’t looking to join a server where we will have nothing to contribute and just wanna go follow the leader. We are looking for somewhere to establish our selves as a group of people that know what to do and know how to fight what we see ahead of us. We do not want to come to a server for a week and leave we want a home.

Ill try to contact you guys in game and ill check the forum here regularly to check for responses but if you guys have a community site I would love to check it out and possibly get ahold of a few of you. Or feel free to send me a pm here.

Small group 6-10 looking for a home. We are all 100% WvW players and have a background in WvW. A few of us have an extensive background in commanding anywhere from being a CIC and reading the map to fighting with a 50 man Zerg and being able to take on twice our numbers. We also have some dedicated roamers who are really good at calling and following zergs as well as flipping cams and keeping the zergs on them (the kitten off crew).

A little about myself. I came from a guild on Yaks Bend called war is hell originally and then left that with the co leader to start a guild called AOE. We then merged with Despicable Me to form Public Enemy Number One where I was also a co leader and commander. I left that guild about A week ago and am looking for a new server with some friends. I’ve been commanding for about 5 months now and have no problem hopping into any voice coms to do so.

We are just looking. To put some feelers out and get into contact with some people from other servers right now. We aren’t looking to join a server where we will have nothing to contribute and just wanna go follow the leader. We are looking for somewhere to establish our selves as a group of people that know what to do and know how to fight what we see ahead of us. We do not want to come to a server for a week and leave we want a home.

Ill try to contact you guys in game and ill check the forum here regularly to check for responses but if you guys have a community site I would love to check it out and possibly get ahold of a few of you.

Darius Glazkov.9750:

Comprissent.3856:

Calvin.5380:

I heard PYRO was considering a merger with ME on the pretext that they wanted to learn open field combat, but ME laughed and declined.

Is that true?

Untrue

Interested to know where you heard it from however

psst, he’s trolling.

What’s trolling?

War is Hell – where you at. I wanna come stomp your kitten ha.

Colt.9051:

Kubb.9764:

RICH from GoM please stop blinking into our keeps and garrison

GWH engi from Yak’s Bend, please stop fast cast skill hacking & with ele skills… (No I wasn’t in air attune when fighting then, I was in water attune switching from fire attune from the theif burst when I got bursted by the engi, last two SSs prove it.) >.> I doubt any engi can spam this many skills within 1 second to insta-down me -_- And yeah, I have the combat logs to prove it.

(First pic is the accusee, rest are chat logs from the “fight”)

Not saying he isnt but Hip shot is an extremely fast shot, I used to play an engi until i realized they were teribad at WvW…