Guild Wars 2

+1 Oh my god, yes!

Hey guys,
Since you have SS’s and proof, PLEASE email Anet. They will be the ones to sort this out. We can only do so much. If they are truly hacking, the Mod’s will render judgement swift and sure. If they were hacking the rest of us want no part of it, guaranteed. Bringing this to forums only flames up drama we’ve all been really good at staving off this week.
Thanks

A customer enters a game store.
Customer: ’Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The owner does not respond.)

C: ‘Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean “miss”?
C: I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We’re closin’ for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this engineer what I rolled not half an hour ago from this very company.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Asuran Engineer…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?
C: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ’E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
O: No, no, ’e’s uh,…he’s resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead profession when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
O: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable profession, the Asuran Engineer, isn’it, ay? Beautiful kits!
C: The kits don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! ’E’s resting!
C: All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
‘Ello, Mister Engineer! I’ve got a lovely fresh grenade for you if you show…(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn’t, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything…
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) ‘ELLO ENGINEER!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
(Takes asura out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
C: Now that’s what I call a dead profession.
O: No, no…..No, ’e’s stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Asuran Engineers stun easily, major.
C: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That profession is definitely deceased, and when I rolled it not ’alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of versatility was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged battle.
O: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.
C: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?
O: The Asuran Engineer prefers kippin’ on it’s back! Remarkable looking, innit, squire? Lovely kits!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that Asura when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
O: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that engineer down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent ‘em apart with its prybar, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this engineer wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ’E’s bleedin’ demised!
O: No no! ’E’s pining!
C: ’E’s not pinin’! ’E’s passed on! This engineer is no more! He has ceased to be! ’E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the floor ’e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ’istory! ’E’s off the twig! ’E’s kicked the bucket, ’e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-ENGINEER!!
(pause)
O: Well, I’d better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O: Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ‘round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of engineers.
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
O: I got a warrior.
(pause)
C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, is it versatile?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT’S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
O: Look, if you go to my brother’s game store in Bolton, he’ll replace the engineer for you.
C: Bolton, eh? Very well.
The customer leaves.

Genev.2450:

Do people actually still use portal except for when a mesmer has hidden inside a keep?

Yep, siege golem portal train.

Sunspots.9861:

All Tarnished Coast citizens have similar setups. Its a gift from our sponsors.

Wait…WE DO?!?!?! Where the heck is mine! I demand sexy aforementioned setup now! :P

Lots of fun this week, when I had the time to play anyway. I for one will miss our Kaineng brothers next match. I hope you stay strong and move back up! See you next week again FA, and looking forward to DB and all the new tactics they’ll bring at us.

Score and map as of 5 min ago…

This is incredible! Can’t wait to see it with runes in place for armor, but with the large number of them it’ll take a bit!

TuyenPham.7064:

I’ll add an online scan here in case u guys feel my file is suspicious

I did scan before opening, gave it the evil eye, and it passed all the tests.

I tried to create something Hazmat-ish for my necro. Mostly mix and match cultural with the gas mask and injector backpack.

Oi! This thread is filled with vitriol and acid on both TC and FA sides. Honestly starting to feel really bad for KN at this point listening to us all bicker and whine. I rarely see them with anything more than a good game.

What’s happened to us over the last month and a half? TC, come on. We’re better than this. FA as well. We both started this matchup with at least a modicrum of respect for each other. Now it’s kitten kitten kitten kitten kitten RRRRAAWWWWWRRRR. I for one am tired of the hate spewing forth, the thread locks (one last week for certain and this weeks is heading there rapidly at this pace) because we can’t contain an unnecessary hatred of one another. I can’t be the only one tired of this sewage. This is the last score I put up for a bit, it’s not fun coming here anymore. Cheers to all sides. Good game all, and see you on the battlefield.

Score update:

Rookni.2469:

Only a WvW player thinks Zommoros is the god of superior siege

Ahaha, yes!!
Only a WvW player would say something like “I was doing one of those things the other day…what are they called again? Uhmm the PvE things, Hearts!!”
Blatantly stolen from one of our commanders on voice today.

Awww, you don’t like the seizure cam?

I would love a fix for this, but honestly have become so used to it, it doesn’t bother me as much anymore. The life of the engineer…

Having the same issue with zoning. I’ve tried joining several times, either getting the DR loading screen or the “map is full” message as well.

Working on this myself. Engi and War are 80, Thief and Ele are both at 54 and one will hopefully be 80 by the weekend (probably Thief). Mes and Necro will be the hardest to level, I’m bored to tears with both professions. I also tend to get distracted by sPvP. :P

I’ve been on Tarnished Coast since I started playing and love this server. Huge pop, great people, tons of PvE going on, and WvW is always a blast with the dedicated WvW guilds here. Not an RP’r myself but you can’t walk in Lion’s Arch or Divinity’s without tripping over some RP. Not sure about TPvP, haven’t run any, but there’s always a decent crowd in Mists running sPvP. Overall, I highly recommend TC if you’re still looking for a new home.

Had this happen to me on more than one occasion today. Ended up losing in total about 10 superiors today, not a huge amount but enough to be frustrating.

One disappearance happened as we were in the process of being attacked, I was dropping multiple siege in the lords room. All pieces were fully built in front of me, I even had a chance to test fire one to get it turned the right direction before it went poof. If the siege hadn’t disappeared we probably could have held off the invaders.

I’ve started a thread in the Game Bug forums, as well as an in game bug report, might want to drop this into that thread or start your own as it may get the proper attention there. Here’s hoping that it’s fixed soon.