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Please fix this.
Still bugged…
AF(why the hell is the letters f and k together censored?)K in Lion’s Arch for up to two hours for an achievement? How exciting!
Coming soon to the event:
Burn Down the Dragons:
Enjoy hours of amusement while you steal Zhaitan’s sunblock, and dance with delight as he slowly burns while tanning without sufficient protection.
Case Closed:
Immerse yourself with hours of inconclusive questioning and scouring the crime scene for clues! Feel the thrill as you wait a few weeks for the DNA results come back from the Asura crime lab before finally arresting your suspect!
Ceremony and Acrimony:
Get all eight of the ship council to safety by dragging them slowly at 5% of your movement speed! But don’t drag them too quickly, or they might get injured!
Hard Boiled:
Majory is in dire need of a thousand boiled eggs for his potato salad! And his pot can only boil 5 eggs at a time! Only you can stop his barbecue from being a rather mild calamity by heart pounding activities as waiting for the water to boil, waiting for the eggs to boil, and then waiting for the eggs to cool down for you to peel them!
Every Piece Matters:
Find all the missing suspects in the world! It’s time to crack down on crime by catching every single suspicious character in ever zone, all of them! It’s like Where’s Waldo, only Waldo has five hundred clones, and they’re all heavily armed and need at least a fully trained five man team to persuade them to come in quietly!
No More Secrets:
Return to the crime scene, but it has to be at a specific thematic time that only the ANet Dev’s know. Could it be five minutes from now? Or twelve hours? Wait and see!
Hahahaha