Guild Wars 2

Believe it or not, Mag does not have EBG queued

Bumping thread

Just looking for a few more to fill out our roster; If you are a Guardian or Necromancer main, we want you!

Fight club SBI windmill

Radioactive.1248:

Maguuma BL, where Maguuma interprets small man roaming to be 20 man packs.

Warthog.6870:

It’s a bit hard to see but you’re in the middle blob…
http://i.imgur.com/xLsFpxv.jpg

edit – those are VR to my right and INC to my left

lmfao

SBI is the worst server at counting I’ve seen in awhile, even worse than Ebay

This thread is hilarious.

sbi STARTS the weekend by throwing 80 man omni-blobs on every map, and then whines about why nobody on mag will fight them or has zero skilled guilds

You guys really want back into t1 don’t you

This time last night SBI was ticking well over +400 iirc

Is their weekend over already?

Evalana.5480:

Legion.1569:

Huge props to ARK, you guys are really good
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at being the biggest cowards on the planet lol, idk how you guys have fun straight line running from literally every single fight where you dont outnumber people by a huge amount. There are other strategies out there besides retreat!!!

And you guys are really awesome!!!
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at calling for more help after getting wiped by 15 dudes.

Am I doing this right?

Eva get ur stuff right we have 17 now!!!!

Legion.1569:

Huge props to ARK, you guys are really good
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at being the biggest cowards on the planet lol, idk how you guys have fun straight line running from literally every single fight where you dont outnumber people by a huge amount. There are other strategies out there besides retreat!!!

Keep coming to us and wiping, your bags are delicious

Hey DDLG, why are you afraid to push out on 15 of us until you have Beast come hold your hands?

(we have outmanned, so there’s no numbers guessing for how many you guys have)

ntx.2976:

The pen truely is mightier than the sword, ain’t that true guuma ?
Your forum presence really improved as opposed to your WvW involvement.

ITT: Maguuman who were firing shots last week about meeting SBI in the field are now blaming this blazing penile system they are being served on inferior coverage.

May you please cry me a river so I may sail a ship in it proudly brandishing the colors of glorious SBI.

Proud of your obvious bandwagon, K. Whatever floats your boat (see what I did there???)

Mag traditionally doesn’t care about resets, only a few guild groups and a handful of pugs will go right on reset. Real strength doesn’t start until weekday rolls around. FA seems a bit lacking as of lately, and I can’t say anything about how the rest of the weekend will go for SBI, none of their guilds seem particularly strong and every zerg i fought had a commander tag in it.

Yerffejy.6538:

Super fun fights in Mag BL from SBI. We had a lot of good fights with RET from FA. Everything was super exciting, and the fights kept coming!

Although [Ark], you guys do great feints. We just wish you had actually fought us, instead of feinting over and over again, and then running away when we moved towards you.

Anywho, super depressed that our PPT has hit so high. We were all super close in score at the start, and the leade was shifting to each other so often. It was a blast.

Hope we have a lot more fun fights. Just wish we didn’t dominate at this hour. No fun for anyone.

You want us to just run our 20 dudes into you and feed your queuezerg bags? Oh and it was outnumbered by more than just “a little”

We’ll see how everything tapers off after reset, Mags wheels don’t even get rolling until monday

Good fights all around. Different stuff to get used to everywhere.

Also, [Ark] looking for 15v15 GvGs. Contact me if you’re interested.

Thanks Bronade and TG for the GvG!

Here’s your ppt spread, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah

I personally find it hilarious SBI is even in consideration for the 6th spot. They haven’t even faced a server in the top 10 since february. They still have over 100 points to even break even with Mag/SoS, they would need some absolutely astronomical luck to even get there

KStudios.2850:

StealthSnake.9134:

Welp, rip EB and DB’s presence.

Ya’ll sound surprised. Did I not mention we couldn’t even get back Hills from like four of you armed with AC’s Monday morning? On top of that, you guys took Bay with like five plus a single omega. Expect much the same through the rest of the week.

My suggestion to you Mags would be to get whatever achievements you want to get now in PvE while you can. You’re going gold and you’re not going to have such an opportunity again for quite a while I suspect. A break for you before your inevitable destruction, less curb-stompage for us. Everyone is happy.

I think you forget the reason we are really trying for gold, it’s just to get fights and more loot bags/badges. Also being in gold will bring a glorious purge of our fairweathers, and Maguuma will be purified !!!!!

If we deserve diminishing returns for our NA then every other server deserves diminished points for their Oceanic.

We’re gunning for you

KStudios.2850:

saiyr.3071:

KStudios.2850:

Pretty lousy morning for me altogether. I actually had to take the lead for a few hours in our BL today. My sig says Substitute’s substitute commander for a reason lol. If I actually have to tag up, we be in trouble. Mag has been in our Hills for hours now and all I was able to accomplish with so few people was to get you guys to burn supply and gank the yaks trying to get in. Help never arrived though, folks eventually got discouraged, and I powered down and went back to roaming again. Everyone just wants to karma train nowadays… Ain’t nobody with the last name Togashii got time for that.

In short, I apologize to my fellows for an awful morning run, and I apologize to the currently resident Mags for not being able to come at you proper.

Are you sure you’re from Ehmry Bay? I feel like you’re missing a few dozen swear words/all caps/24/7 ultra garbage zerg comments.

Your constant megazergs are a known factor. Not much to talk about, lol. It’s about like conversing about a downpour of rain at this point. =P

It’s ok now, just a few more weeks then you won’t have them to complain about any more

Lol, one defense at garrison and suddenly you’re better than us? You’ve won one battle, but you will inevitably lose the war.

You guys are just a little speedbump on our way to gold league, don’t feel bad about it

RazGerb.6173:

Evalana.5480:

RazGerb.6173:

Nice try on garrison Zerguuma, I hope you noticed we took hills, so you lose. Keep spamming emotes at me, I will destroy you with my superior siege.
My siege will always be better than your zerg.

LOL – Okay, Zergury Bay <3 – Your siege requires so much skill. I don’t know how we will ever defeat the great and powerful Razgerb.

I am laughing sooo hard right now.

Do you know how ignorant you sound right now? Do you even what WvW is? I can defend the keep if I want to, while you guys just sit here and troll, you know who wins? OUR SERVER DOES, Next time think of something better to say, and once again, my superior arrow carts will always be better than your garbage Karma train, keep calling me bad (;

How’s your EBG quad doing

KStudios.2850:

Not gonna miss this when leagues get going. Have fun in gold guys. Rofl!

You ain’t seen nothing

Any guilds want to have some friendly scrims? void/hawk? EA/TB/TG?

RazGerb.6173:

Comprissent.3856:

I will admit Razgerb’s persistence in going for a camp is admirable. Is it really worth wiping 20 times over though?

Totally, it’s not like Zerguuma outnumbered us everytime we did.
No armor repairs anyways.

We had 4 guys at our camp, 4 in my party total. You came and fought us with at least 6 each time. Also you weren’t outmanned so gg

I will admit Razgerb’s persistence in going for a camp is admirable. Is it really worth wiping 20 times over though?

This matchup thread is as dead as Dragonbrand’s NA

Wipe of the night: http://www.twitch.tv/comprissent/c/3001484

Good stuff. We topped out at 19 a few hours later, and everyone on our end enjoyed them

Where is everybody? :O

Evalana.5480:

Wait… y’all are in hs??? I am so old…

Evalana confirmed for grandmother of maguuma

Stillsky.2615:

Jereme.1840:

Boonprot.6274:

saiyr.3071:

Stillsky.2615:

Sol.8341:

You cannot compare Mag to T1 servers. It has stagnated at T3 . Population, forum activity, recruitment efforts should be compared to other T3 servers as benchmark.

Kaineng posters active on Anet forums have always their own viewpoints and are not afraid to post their thoughts if different from mine. They are individuals that can think. Compare this to some forum zergball that charge in blindly to win at all costs.

So because many of us on Mag think T1 is lame, PPT sucks, and give no kittens about how our current rank will exclude us from the upcoming reindeer games that will ultimately decide which of the Tier 1 servers get to guide Anet’s sleigh as it brings us a new siege mastery in the middle of night, we’re not individuals that can think?

Are you telling me that you’d rather tank from 4th to 15th, than to stick at 8th?

For those who don’t know or don’t remember Sol, I really recommend not actually trying to have a rational argument with him. You will go insane trying to win against full kitten.

He’s a real Simple Jack.

T1, pls teech us. Teech us the majesty of being a Carverite, hiding behind siege, and playing for dat sweet, sweet ppt.

I don’t know, I hear JQ actually has guilds that open field now.

Just the ones they paid for.

They should keep a close eye on how those guilds are holding up in a week or so

Sol.8341:

Boonprot.6274:

Sol.8341:

I would go along the lines of : " It’s not as good as the other server choices at the moment " Look at the leaderboards and analyse the upcoming league system.

I disabled cookies tracking ; they are bad.

Idk, I think Mag is a good choice. We’ve performed extremely consistently in WvW over the past 6 months and our community is very solid. The only thing we lack is SEA/Oceanic.

In other words : STAGNATED / CONSTIPATED / STANDSTILL / STUCK

Any notable WvW guilds that transferred over to Maguuma so far ? Unfortunately, you will unlikely to be able to plug that big failing with league system coming. The SEA / Oceanic guilds are too smart to be stuck there. None of ours chose Magumma when they transfer out from Kaineng.

This is so hilariously wrong it’s funny. Maguuma has been the most stable of servers. We purposely stay and enjoy tier 3, there’s no all day queue blobs, roams are lively, and the community is very nice. AGG passed through and said they enjoyed maguuma the most of all servers they’ve been to. Eva loves us so much she’s managed to stay here! It’s completely irrelevant if any wvw guilds have moved here. It would be a joke to think any SEA/oceanic guilds move anywhere to be challenged, all of the competition is NA anyways.

We’ve stayed strong while so many other servers have gone through rises and crashes

Sol.8341:

saiyr.3071:

Sol.8341:

saiyr.3071:

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

I’m starting to accept that Kaineng is the common denominator in slow matchup threads.

It’s because there’s nobody left on Kaineng. Pls come to Maguuma

Why would anyone wanna go Maguuma at this time ?

Simple: Because Maguuma has people like me and Kaineng has people like you

But I one vs magzerg on forums. Besides, you gonna get into girl trouble on who gets the “honor” to start matchup threads every week.

If anyone from kaineng wants to transfer out because of me, please go ahead but don’t be an idiot and go Magumma. There are 22 other servers to choose from. I can understand however if you got sweet-talked as a girl by the hornybears wanting to get your honeypot.

Still have yet to hear a legit reason that isn’t made up as to why maguuma is bad. We have the best cookies of anyone!

Sol.8341:

Why would anyone wanna go Maguuma at this time ? It’s not as famous as FA for GvG skilled groups and is languishing at 8th spot for months.

lol

There are 4 total guilds on FA who have ever GvG, 1 of which even has a winning record

3 Bloodlust buffs and map queued Ebay needs portal bombs to take on poor maguuma RIP

We are going to start zerging your garrison now, though.

Paxus.6543:

Ark out and about looking for even number fights? I mean thats what I hear you guys say on here all the time but i always see you in maguuma zergs

I was waiting for this screenshot, amazing how if you would have taken another screen 10 seconds later you see we aren’t next to our karma train any more \o/

I wish void would stop hopping maps, we’re having good fights with them so far

I think the only other group on eternal was [roam] and they only had 5 guys… Also we were at a solid 11 guys (see screen)

We enjoyed those fights, and nobody was complaining about siege. Also I don’t know if you were void or ftf, because they grouped together after we got void a few times. Good fights though!

We understand this, but would it kill some of them to come out from their arrow carts and fight every once in awhile? We don’t care if we wipe, we just care that it’s not in a gigantic chokepoint on hills keep or under 5 superior arrow carts

Can we have jinks back pls he was much more fun

fritanga.1623:

Comprissent.3856:

fritanga.1623:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

There are zerglings in every BL, you can’t expect me to keep tabs on who zergs where at all times.

I only brought it up because you said EB never goes open field unless they have a map queue behind him, something I found funny because I have only ever seen Ark zerg themselves. Interestingly enough I actually saw an Ark roaming duo shortly after my first post. I chuckled when I realised they were both running perplexity engi cheese.

Did you not see our guild screenshot, it would take 3x the size of our guild to queue a map rofl

Roflmao XDXDXD hahaha.

Protip: One thing does not exclude the other.

The fault is on me though, I know I shouldn’t stick my quotes in crazy.

Except one DOES exclude the other, and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills before you bring them to PvF

There was no GH raid last night. The only raid which was happening is a karma train group which is all PuGs. If you heard that, it wasn’t GH. Also, if you had to resort to stream-sniping to figure out where a large karma train is, then I suggest you learn to watch maps better. Such actions are only showing your own flaws (especially since a majority of the streamers from Ehmry run with a delay.

There’s no need to use streams to find your k train when you put up orange swords with 50 guys on the doors of all the keeps on a borderlands lol. Don’t flatter yourselves and think people would have any reason to watch a stream of a karma train live.

And yet you continue to quote things heard in streams…

VODs

fritanga.1623:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

There are zerglings in every BL, you can’t expect me to keep tabs on who zergs where at all times.

I only brought it up because you said EB never goes open field unless they have a map queue behind him, something I found funny because I have only ever seen Ark zerg themselves. Interestingly enough I actually saw an Ark roaming duo shortly after my first post. I chuckled when I realised they were both running perplexity engi cheese.

Did you not see our guild screenshot, it would take 3x the size of our guild to queue a map rofl

Roflmao XDXDXD hahaha.

Protip: One thing does not exclude the other.

The fault is on me though, I know I shouldn’t stick my quotes in crazy.

Except one DOES exclude the other, and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills before you bring them to PvF

There was no GH raid last night. The only raid which was happening is a karma train group which is all PuGs. If you heard that, it wasn’t GH. Also, if you had to resort to stream-sniping to figure out where a large karma train is, then I suggest you learn to watch maps better. Such actions are only showing your own flaws (especially since a majority of the streamers from Ehmry run with a delay.

There’s no need to use streams to find your k train when you put up orange swords with 50 guys on the doors of all the keeps on a borderlands lol. Don’t flatter yourselves and think people would have any reason to watch a stream of a karma train live.

EFWinters.5421:

Wow man, a step in the right direction. Truth be told I never thought you could do it, but you proved me wrong. Good job.

Who did you think I came on the forums to provoke? clearly not them

EFWinters.5421:

Compbrissent.3856:

Except one DOES exclude the other

You obviously don’t even know what I’m talking about.

Compbrissent.3856:

and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Why would I take screenshots of a zerg? They are a dime a dozen. Furthermore, why would I sit here and lie about something like this? If you think I have some personal vendetta against Ark or that your guild mean something special to me you are mistaken. Again, I only brought it up because you, being in Ark, called EB out as zerglings.

Compbrissent.3856:

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills efore you bring them to PvF

I don’t even know anyone in GH and I certainly don’t think it would be wise to make a habit of generalizing the players of an entire server to the extent that you seem to do. If I did that then Ark, being on Maguuma, would be depicted in a much worse light than you have been so far.

I am going to generalize your server, because the only guilds that don’t zerg are HAWK and GF, and some AD

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

There are zerglings in every BL, you can’t expect me to keep tabs on who zergs where at all times.

I only brought it up because you said EB never goes open field unless they have a map queue behind him, something I found funny because I have only ever seen Ark zerg themselves. Interestingly enough I actually saw an Ark roaming duo shortly after my first post. I chuckled when I realised they were both running perplexity engi cheese.

Did you not see our guild screenshot, it would take 3x the size of our guild to queue a map rofl

Roflmao XDXDXD hahaha.

Protip: One thing does not exclude the other.

The fault is on me though, I know I shouldn’t stick my quotes in crazy.

Except one DOES exclude the other, and unless you have screens of us zerging with pubs to double our size you’re crazy.

Should have heard your GH friends from ebay streaming last night, they thought we had 40 people in kaineng bl when we had that group of 16 hahaha. You guys need to work on your counting skills before you bring them to PvF

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

There are zerglings in every BL, you can’t expect me to keep tabs on who zergs where at all times.

I only brought it up because you said EB never goes open field unless they have a map queue behind him, something I found funny because I have only ever seen Ark zerg themselves. Interestingly enough I actually saw an Ark roaming duo shortly after my first post. I chuckled when I realised they were both running perplexity engi cheese.

Did you not see our guild screenshot, it would take 3x the size of our guild to queue a map rofl

StealthSnake.9134:

Plz stop zerging the matchup thread, ark.

This matchup thread needs some zerging action

EFWinters.5421:

Evalana.5480:

EFWinters.5421:

Evalana.5480:

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

I seriously don’t know what to do with myself in this matchup

Kaineng doesn’t even put up a fight, and Ebay doesn’t go out into open field without their entire queue

It’s funny how people can have different perceptions of things! The only thing I have seen your guild doing this match up is zerg around sPvP with 30+ killing solo’s.

We have 3 people waiting in Queue, 1 person in PvE, and 17/34 online…. This is a typical night…. 30+?

How is this relevant at all?

PS. I’m not drinking.

It’s relevant because we only ever run as a guild – in our own TS.

Apparently not? You were definitely map-zerging with a bunch of other randoms in either Maguuma or Kaineng BL.

We purposely avoid pugs/randoms, and you don’t even remember what BL it was? Come on, you can do better PvF than that.

EFWinters.5421:

Comprissent.3856:

I seriously don’t know what to do with myself in this matchup

Kaineng doesn’t even put up a fight, and Ebay doesn’t go out into open field without their entire queue

It’s funny how people can have different perceptions of things! The only thing I have seen your guild doing this match up is zerg around sPvP with 30+ killing solo’s.

Hilarious, we barely even have 30 in our guild. We have yet to field more than 16 on a single night this weekend. If you’re referring to the 5 minutes we were at ruins last night you’ll have to excuse us because we were taking out our frustration on your server

I seriously don’t know what to do with myself in this matchup

Kaineng doesn’t even put up a fight, and Ebay doesn’t go out into open field without their entire queue

Kaineng no-show on all the BLs

I think GH has an endless pool of supply for arrow carts

Oozo.7856:

saiyr.3071:

Luvpie.8350:

Truearrow.3527:

katniss.6735:

Yeah. Sos is trying to camp NN with 3 stacks of buttlust while outmanning us. No one is going to fight you. That’s why most people left. Also, I heard you had like a billion vs outmanned an hour ago.

They had a full que, we had 4 people, Me, Mord, Mfer and some dood on an uplevel, Alamo up in this kitten. W/E the match is decided, it’s friday. It’s lion guild, they pile on people coming through the portal 4 to 1 because they dont have enough individual skill to beat even numbers.

You geniuses do the same thing to our early NA/afternoon. Karma trains happen because it’s easier/more rewarding. How many times did you see SoS come on here and complain about losing t3 keeps; especially to the Ram bug when patch hit? None. Grow some balls and move on. Complaining about being outmanned at certain time of day is getting old. Stop being a kitten. Outside of Ark/VR/PYRO I haven’t seen any organized play from other guilds this week. Good luck in your draw next week.

ya calling us the unemployment server totally wasn’t talking about that

I agree. That was totally uncalled for. Maguuma is much more like a college-students-who-are-neglecting-their-classes kind of server. >;-

I can relate to this