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You guys are so mean.
It’s always interesting to see the fights from an opposing point of view.
I love the videos!! =)
Goodnight! Was fun defending Hills tonight in DB bl! Can’t believe we were able to hold it with how many were just pelting us in the lord room… Nice push by FA, and very good defense by DB!
And now: BOOM score update.
Expunge.4926cool i enjoyed this.
school has kept me busy so far this week but here’s one i made from the previous db, mag, fa matchup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRvNnXhJLTM
I like that song… A lot!
Sorry I’ve been so absent lately… I’ve been working on learning how to use this shiny new blue blob on my head. I think I’m starting to get the hang of it! Wiping FA zergies in DB bl and successfully keeping it around 80-100% (at any given time) blue was super fun! Everyone following me did awesome, and very cooperative, and I have to give props to [EA] and [Krew] for all of their help with helping me build the confidence to actually use the thing!
Happy hunting!
Maggie – Why are you complaining about DB and FA double teaming you? Someone from DB proposed that we team up and double team FA, but you turned it down. If I remember correctly, the post is on tab 2. It’s okay though, I assure you that is not what is happening. You should see our BL’s right now – FA zerg poopy everywhere! =)
dreztina.4820The entire point of the three realm system is for the two smaller realms to be able to team up against the largest to help combat population issues. Calling that wrong when it was the goal in the first place is more than a bit silly.
Precisely. And that is what Grimaldi was proposing we do.
I don’t find anything wrong with what Grimaldi proposed. If we don’t double up from time to time, it’s just going to be a blowout every single week. I’m all for closing the gap a bit. Just being honest.
John Widdin.9618It’s alright, we’re still a bit paranoid from our encounter with Kaieneng. Nearly every post was “We’re awesome because you suck”.
^^^^^^^^
This.
Oh my! Another salad update! New armour?! Oh yes! Happy to have FA back even though they are kinda preemptively rolling us at the moment. We have some catching up to do, but I’m hoping we can sort of catch up soon!!
Score update before bed! Good fights tonight!
Q.Q – you guys asked for an update – and I went to do it… and got zergified!!!!! You’re freakin’ welcome! HAHAHA! At least we kept the camp 
Definitely! Enjoy farming your badges!!! 
Get ready to go up against 15-20 golem rushes on your keeps, etc. If you can counter that, you’ll be fine.
pot.6805So from those fought Kaineng all week, how were they?
Predictable. Almost like clockwork….or a computer program. =)
Haldunius.7864We missed you guys. I would like this 18 second Youtube clip to set the tone for this week’s match (yes I stole it from Tosh):
You are my favorite person of the week.
YEAH! Where’s Bunzy, we need to feed him! He’s probably starved to death by now… =(
Looks like Mag will be getting MORE SALAD UPDATES next week!! <3
EnRohbi.2187Well, at least we don’t tell the enemy when and where we’re about to strike with a breakout event :P
There are 7 people on this whole BL right now… I don’t think that matters much, lol
Some Dragonites and I crying to the great Commander Siegerazer.
… oh yeah, and a score update too.
Freakin’ FINALLY!! Haven’t been able to access the forums for 2 DAYS!! Was getting all twitchy… last night was loads of fun!
Oh yeah… and she’s a Necromancer…. they aren’t supposed to smile.
Hehe, Eva is pretty disappointed that this matchup is a blowout. But the witty banter and silliness in the forums is fun! Not to mention, we have not one, but TWO open threads right now…. I’m so confused and my mind is about to s’plode!
Score update!!!
Pinko.2076Evalana.5480:
saiyr.3071
I just hope we settle in whatever tier DB is in.
Same here. I love butting heads with you guys and your sarcastical and flamish posts make me giggle!!!
No one flames you. We love the salad updates. Willing to pay for you to come to Mag and be our full time Salad Updater.
Oh I hardly ever get flamed <3
I just get a kick out of your silliness!
Stay in a tier with us and I promise more salad updates!
saiyr.3071I just hope we settle in whatever tier DB is in.
Same here. I love butting heads with you guys and your sarcastical and flamish posts make me giggle!!!
Score update – with a screen shot of pretty much how this whole matchup has been…. Pay no attention of my corpse on the ground, I was just trampled by yet another Kain zerg.
Sorry it’s not salad – Was running around on my scaled Guardian tonight.
Hexin.5603Get out of our game, there’s no place for you.
Wrong forum thread to post hacks. And way to lump the whole server into one category because of 2 unguilded hosers that will probably be banned from the game eventually anyway.
Cheers!
I need to give Kaineng props. I was going for the rams at Bluelake on DB bl a bit ago, and then some ‘awesome’ Maguuman ran up to me and donkey blocked me from killing the rams… instead of helping them slaughter me…. they stood back, and let us go at it 1v1. After I killed the idjit, they didn’t rush in to kill me, they let me finish them, and then they let me go back to Hills to stew over how dumb that Magpie was…
So much crying on the forums…
saiyr.3071I’ll buy you a transfer if you promise to post score updates every day.
And be really mean to the other teams.
Get me an invite to Hahaha [LMAO] and I’ll think about it.
I literally died laughing last night and had to waypoint back to Citadel when I saw their name…
Rhyis.7058This post is terrible and the poster should feel bad.
This is exactly the response I was looking/hoping for! =D
PLUS, Abbish – I’m complimenting mag… who we are currently spanking. Technically, WE are the captors… Stockholm Syndrome does not apply in this case 
nalenb.1425I think Evalana is falling for the enemy Stockholm Syndrome style.
LMAO don’t get me wrong, I love it here on Dragonbrand, and would never leave it for another. (especially not for 1800 gems!) I just am commenting on how nice it is to have a matchup that is relatively civil.
lcc.9374What do you mean? You mean there holding back all this time. My god.
Ive sit through all the trolling and flames from tier 8 to tier 3. Maguuma beats everything ive seen. They make all the other trolls from all those servers look like nice people.
How much more worse can it get? Im curious!
The new and improved Mag is more civil than usual, no flamy Bunzy posts (wonder if he has been banned from the forums again, lol), and I’ve actually seen ::gasp:: compliments! I got ganked by several folks from Kain, I was downed… and someone from Mag’s OG guild proceeded to take them out, ran over to my corpse, bowed and went on their merry way! =)
Mag! only 12 pages in this thread and not even a mod warning?? This is very unlike you <3 Where’s the fury? Where’s the drama?? I kinda like the new you 
Sleeping with the enemy.
Underwater Salad Update!
nalenb.1425Seeing as you guys purposely put my guild on a different BL at reset so I couldn’t follow you around, what do you think?
I don’t think that was intentional….
….or was it? ::epic conspiracy music::
I’m kidding – We love working with you guys!!
I wanna be in the super secret alliance!!!
Do I get a secret decoder ring and a treasure map?
ghtchill.7613Maguuma thread!? I thought this was the Kaineng thread… Oh kitten!
BOTH for that matter! I like it! =P
kfarb.6732Our “militia” is just Maguuma. The guild part of gw2 isn’t as important as people seem to think it is.
Right?! Should be World Wars….
People being nice to each other in a Maguuma thread? This is unheard of!
Though I like it! =)
Salad update incoming!
Score update sadness.
Hehe – I should call all Sylvari to Citadel in DB bl one night and take a giant salad photo for score update
I will share my salad with you when there isn’t a queue and I can load her right in
Scoooooore! <3
Wow – the Chantry thing worked for me that time. Thank you!! <3
I am order of whispers, I’ve been there. Argh! So silly! We checked, rechecked, and checked again… I’m not missing anything that I know of… and I asked someone with 8 characters with 100% world completion…
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