Guild Wars 2

Still no complains about jumping puzzle campers. Really disappointing.
http://youtu.be/SRwrg0db_zY

Kmaster.5472:

Whoever is in charge of these guilds, get your kittens together.
If you don’t like me on cannon that much, just go around it, instead of hacking into SM and get reported.
I want to hear more about this case from people in Yak’s band.

They don’t care, can’t see why they should.
During our last match-up I saw random people from 10 different guilds on this wall, not really a reason to judge the whole server or guilds because of that. The problem is already known and probably will take anet another two months to fix. As for now, enjoy the free thieves-hunting simulator.

Warriors.
Every singe patch is just another buff for them. The class has best mobility and burst damage. Best legendaries, heavy armor, healing and support skills. Best elite. There’s a rumor about them getting stealth in next month. Warriors have hidden magic find stats. WvW? Nah, warrior is simple the best class in the game. Dunno why we even have those useless necros and engies…

Just admit it, Saiyr, they got you =/

Please don’t judge the whole server just because of one person. He will transfer anyway.

Jereme.1840:

you offering to pay?

Don’t you have enough gold from all this CoF farming and PvD on last week?
http://youtu.be/sxSEW3sUitA

Please transfer.

I was asked to stay away from golems.

Tricare.2946:

I’m not going to lie, the best part of the video was watching you not click your skills…. other than your elite.

He’ll find a nice key for his elite, eventually.

Pendragon.8735:

Really though, Anet, put Dragonbad, SoS, and CD all in a tier and let them play each other forever. Or whoever has taken CDs place as the 3rd biggest Oceanic.

Say “please”.

Nikkinella.8254:

Blah! I had hoped this would be a fun matchup. But SoS is just another mindless zerg colony server like DB.

So, are you suggesting to buy lots of mf boosters?

Serenity.8246:

CD, if you take 2nd you’ll always know it was only because of Mag.

No, pretty sure it’s because they have the Grub on their side.

We’re the best.

Maguuma

1. Tarnished Coast
2. Jade Quarry

I have sabotaged a golem rush on CD keep once, still waiting for my gold
http://youtu.be/lP7oEDZ4raU =/

Shadowskill.9852:

LOL………………………….Come and try me sometime.

Sounds lewd.

Grub roleplay?

Guardians will cry.

Nice try, anet developer.
I’m not telling you my build, so you can nerf it.

Laii.2780:

WM be jealous of dat skill <.<;;ww

But not of that 11 stacks.

Apparently, Mini Evon Gnashblade is a bit taller than Miniature Rytlock.
To other WvW news: nobody’s camping ebg jumping puzzle.

Can’t wait for Hunger Games GvG!

fadswaffer.5140:

PvD takes a ton of skill. You have to stand there and make sure the door won’t hit your kitten on the way in

You can always stack weakness on the karmander and jack out of the bix it.

Chiolas.1326:

I don’t know what Southsun is.

The very reason why you bought this game

Implementing Southsun Survival into WvW will solve all the problems this game currently has.

• Balance won’t be an issue, all classes are equal.
• Everyone can get stealth.
• No more OP, or just broken builds.
• More new, interesting tactics.
• Skill lags will go away.
• No more zergballs.
• And no more population drama, since even one person can wipe the whole zerg with just one karka.

Anet, you can thank me later.

Wat? Sorry, too busy in hunger games to actually care about some smelly EBG.
http://youtu.be/ZBR2G-iI3-I

Still good in WvW. In large scale fights life force refills quite fast, so it’s fine “oh kitten” button to absorb lots of hits.

Feeling squishy in small fights. Less than 20% life force almost useless against opponents with high burst damage. Sometimes I don’t even have time to trigger DS skills.

Still having random skill delay after exiting DS http://youtu.be/tt-vOnmflJ8

Vampiric trait ignores DS attacks, wonder why.

Nay of the Ether.8913:

Well at least we know what the new flavor of the month is gonna be (thief)

False. Rangers.
3 seconds of stealth every 12 seconds. fml

Nice account name

cubed.2853:

I CANNOT LOG INTO MY NEC!! STUCKED AT LOADING SCREEN!!! ARRRRGHHH

You’re a lucky one.

I hope our dear karmander is still well and breathing…
http://youtu.be/XGyDI1fwLoM

Be strong, Qushin! You can farm some karma in PvE!

It’s quite hilarious how many people think what necro having a single block ability is OP/bug/exploit. 10 kittening months it was ok and suddenly – “a bug”. Riiiight http://youtu.be/HQfzwFloVqA

Kronosfear.7548:

Oh let’s be honest: Half of you wouldn’t have rolled a necro if it wasn’t for the buffs back then. You know, those condi-fearmancer builds the cool guys have been running with.

Not that it matters to me.

Hint: D/D Necro Power builds for the win!

I haven’t changed my build in last 7 months.
And what’s the point of d/d necro with thieves and warriors around? Melee attack on a single target, what a joke.

Greater marks… Yay wasting more traits on most useless tree.

Damage taken while in death shroud will now overflow to the necromancer’s health pool if the damage taken is greater than the remaining life force.

So, basically necro now is officially the only class without any sort of block or invulnerability skills.

Yeah, removing an ability to jump from cliffs like idiots sorta hurts, but once in a while I want to survive 10k hit from behind my kitten , thank you very much.

robocafaz.9017:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Dancing and jumping on corpses is kind of a thing on Maguuma. It doesn’t have to do with thinking we’re awesome (though we are), we know it enrages players and coaxes them to makes posts on the forums about it.

SSSSHHHHH!!!

Don’t listen to him guys, #magswag is totally real and that’s the kind of people we are. We’re not putting on a show for kicks and jimmies, we really are internet gangsters!

http://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

Toxic.4320:

EK didn’t drop any siege and we weren’t hiding. We were coming out to battle y’all on the field. I was there for the entire 2 hour battle and it was Mag that dropped the ac’s to begin with, fyi.

I’ve not seen the first Mag zerg with less than 30 in it so let’s try the truth. Particularly in light of the fact that we have been running outmanned 80% of the time that we are on line.

Normally, I like to run in havok squads -that’s a no can do because I know full well that you guys have far more than 5-10 running with you at all times.

tl;dr
Mag drops siege for CD.
Mag zergs are invisible unless they have more than 30 people.
EK got some nice analyzed data of all their fights.
Every single mag is a minion necro.

http://youtu.be/qeMFqkcPYcg
¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯

eithinan.9841:

Hope you guys are having fun.

Depends.
Oceanic: balanced roaming groups.
EU prime: PvD.
NA prime: zergballs.

RIP another Mag thread. o7 Mag thread.
http://youtu.be/VrZ4sMRYimw

It caused by anet’s servers being bad, for whatever reason.

You can join me on my crusade against evil robots!

I just talked with the norn necro.
He said he tried to cry on your graves, but this is nowhere near the simple jumping at making people angry. I suggested to dance naked, but he might be too lazy for that.
We’ll see. http://youtu.be/nM4okRvCg2g

My new record, 74 HP!
Sad part is, with rng hits it’s really hard to do. You need to know the average hit of certain monsters, their special abilities and conditions they apply.

Farming in a golem might be somehow profitable (depends on rng, again). Just figure out which tier 5 and tier 6 mats are most expensive and find the monsters who drop them.

Interesting fact! Alpha’s first attack registered as a hammer, so you can get your hammer achievement this way! http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

Please don’t mind him and glitch the wall more. It’s probably the only way someone can 2v1 with yak’s thieves without them running away.

kartek.6428:

John Widdin.9618:

kartek.6428:

missing all my magswaggies

ded server, ded game.

im surprised anet hasn’t just completely shut down the server in my absence tbh

http://youtu.be/5Uu3kCEEc98

Don’t you worry. I predict lots of Mag dramas during this week. Just be patient and believe in… http://youtu.be/KvkKX035484 !

Now it’s official. My one man guild finally made it to the Hall Of Fame of Maguuma traitors. Yay!

StealthSnake.9134:

I consider myself as classy trash

Too much ego.

GuardianOMS.8067:

You forgot about the idiot in the omega golem hitting the wall of Garrison. :T

Yeah. It was some kittened uplevel too. Sad day for Mag =/

Well, this is what fairweathers do to our server. Dropping siege everywhere when we have serious battle, wasting supply, dropping golems off cliffs… Karma train ruined Maguuma. Maguuma is dead.
Rip o7

EvilDoughnut.9821:

Hey guys! FKVA has been having a really great time with the new match up. I just put together a clip of our first day but I wasn’t sure which soundtrack best fits so lets take a poll!!!

Here is video one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUG_L2NgY6c
And Video two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzIT7nA-N1w

I’d go with a slow motion and some Two Steps from Hell track.