Guild Wars 2

Tell me more about your interesting life on a GW2 forum please!

HEhehehehHHe
Let’s talk about football instead, or anything but this game. Cause everything is more enjoyable then this game.

What do you like to do in your freetime?

http://www.texasbbqforum.com/ Go there plz.

^hero spotted, he has friends, bbq and beer, what a guy!.. It’s a very contructive post man!! We should all stop whining, stop playing and go real life and not care about them polluting our game pvp game.

Can I be as awesome as you, I doubt it, but I’m gonna buy a bbq now for sure!

.. and some diapers for fleeing Germans

Guys, the minimap doesn’t lie. Sorry to burst your bubble(s). The thing is: you guys are trying to proof something while you’re providing us with the evidence that you’re lying. In the process you are also making a complete fool out of yourself by sarcasticly trolling yourselves. It’s kinda funny, you must admit ;-)

Instead of covering the chat you should consider covering the minimap.

What is so priceless about that video?
We see a group of wannabees handholding a zerg that already outnumber their opponents by themselves.. You now broke the stupidty-meter guys, enough of this bs please

Who are you kidding? Zerg and blob are insults to normal people. I think you guys are
brainwashed or something.

On top of that you’re calling yourself and your gang unskilled, allow me to: LOL!!
(I hope your post isn’t going to be deleted by the mod for instulting yourself :P)

And most guilds run 25 MAX, so 35 would already be a challenge.

Ok if it’s not clear by now why we ask you to split up I’m afraid you’ll never get it…

85+??? Come one man, be serious. Try and promote good gameplay split that blob in 3 and make this game playable for everyone.

Norreka.8407:

Here our Video of our Event yesterday: “Warrior akittens best” <— autocorrection " Warrior —- akittens -.-.—.— best"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzCZ-gM7aU

pity that there where less zergs or groups which fought us cause we couldnt use all tactics we wanted. was fun anyway.

What tactics are you talking about? The other tactic where you autowalk and press 1?

It’s a trash video, promoting bad gameplay, skilllag and the lack of teamplay. B-r-a-v-o

I’ve been guesting on AM lately and visiting LA. Although they typed in some weird kind of codelanguage the people seemed nice and there was a lovely smell of bradwurst mmm!!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_QFKrkbTOX_8/TETJSguUeXI/AAAAAAAAEjA/-qxTaDX3ADk/s1600/muscles_human_body_back.jpg

Around the Gluteus Maximus

And the crowd goes wild!

Knallstoff’s here for his 5 mins of fame. Ladies and gentlemen a round of applaus please!

Why is everyone focussed on points and objectives etc…? They give you NOTHING but a unbalanced matchup when you go up in ranks imo.

Talley is trying to explain something here. That there are people who like to fight with their actual character skills, coordinating with other human beings on a slightly higher lvl, instead of frikkin boring stale siege.

I’m here to +1!

What bothers me with modern MMO’s is the implementation of gamebreaking stuff. Let’s compare it this way: It’s like you bought an almost perfect FPS and all of a sudden they add freakin tanks and nuclear bombs to the game that ruin the fun completely. The game you have played (and payed for) is now completely changed and you wish you could play that game that you payed for at the start.

Why just not add different environments and let the player choose what he likes best? It’s impossible to please everyone and ofcourse with every change you’ll have people liking it and other people wishing they could have that old game back.

The only thing that might help smaller groups is a change in downed state or a longer ress time for dead people. (Personal preference to the longer ress period.)
I play in this XxX guild Tally mentioned and when we fight much bigger groups (40+) this what happens:

1) Win: Our first push puts 10 people into downstate, we can aoe them to death before the big group reacts, we retreat a bit and push again, fight over in less then 1min.

2) Loose: The first push puts 10 people into downstate, we can aoe just a couple to death, the group reacts quickly and put the pressure on, we retreat a bit and push again. All those in downed state and even the death are being ressed easily and are up again, like nothing happened. We killed them for nothing. We die or retreat. Fight over in less then 1min.

Terrorsquad.2349:

Nemesys.7251:

yeah u all are right we was blobbing or its u all?hum

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who know who is really blobbing yeah?u got emote?try ask why we dont like emote too.

First pic shows enough, I was there, whole gandara zerg was on that roof (and u know it!), that’s why we were on it and whipe them nice try but no..

Come on man be serious.. Look at the minimap, the green dots aren’t lying.

Suen.9715:

dangerdoom.3862:

Waw those emotes are too much for me too, my feelings gets hurt everytime I see someone using them, bweiiieiiii… (man up ladies)

Here are some new tactics:
1) All stay together, the closer the better. (guildgroups are lame and flanking is for kitten)
2) Do not use your class skills, build ballistas and arrowcarts instead. (Using a veil is the lamest thing you could ever do!!!)
3) Only fight in siege range.
4) Die.
5) Whine on forum.

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”

? Oscar Wilde

“Using quotes of wise people doens’t make u as wise”

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Waw those emotes are too much for me too, my feelings gets hurt everytime I see someone using them, bweiiieiiii… (man up ladies)

Here are some new tactics:
1) All stay together, the closer the better. (guildgroups are lame and flanking is for kitten)
2) Do not use your class skills, build ballistas and arrowcarts instead. (Using a veil is the lamest thing you could ever do!!!)
3) Only fight in siege range.
4) Die.
5) Whine on forum.

They are playing the “kitt it i don’t care about the points game!”

Here’s a tissue, D Y E mate!

nico.2946:

Feel sorry for the servers that will be up against Abbadons and Riverside in the future. The most boring servers to fight against. This week must be one of the sadest ever. Chickens is the best name for them. Cant fight if they arent going in zergs with 50+. Gone be so nice to go down a teir and have some nice fights with some skill involved and not just run around and press the number 1 skill.

I couldn’t agree more.

If you genuinely run with a guildgroup in EB (or any other border, but in EB it’s realy striking) and you come near a tower, you immediately get 3 ac’s on you. A keep that hasn’t been under attack for 3 hours.
How low can you go?

They found the way to counter guildgroups:
Just kamikaze inside the group! Just rush in, the more the better, don’t use any skills, just spec in downed abbilities to cause more chaos! Guildgroups will have a hard time when you lay inbetween them while they are fighting the other 30 people standing in 1200 range (or on ac’s they build on the go) If unlucky and you couldn’t rally of a mob, just waypoint and go back in, there is no penalty anyway!

Atherakhia.4086:

LilMcGinley.3890:

VOLKON.1290:

LilMcGinley.3890:

VOLKON.1290:

LilMcGinley.3890:

I believe the issue with laurels is that WvW’ers feel like we should FINALLY be rewarded with Ascended items after being ignored for so long, and now that we have been, we have to wait ANOTHER 2-3 months to outfit ONE character for WvW.

On the other hand, PvE’ers have been running fractals, stashing laurels and globs away for such items for many months.

I finished on my mesmer a couple months ago. What’s the hold up? I’m predominantly WvW, btw.

The hold up is that I don’t want to run fractals or spend laurels to gear my characters. I have a token from killing people that should reward me better than it currently does.

Ah, so you admit that the hold up is a conscious choice you’re making which is interfering with you gearing your character with ascended gear that, at best, only gives a slight boost to stats and no notable advantage? Good, we’re getting somewhere.

Here’s the weird part… if you’re WvWing so much, where are your laurels? I’ve had more dailies complete by accident in WvW than I can count, and it usually take a few minutes when I’m done in WvW for the night to finish off the daily through some easy means, such as crafting food for WvW, gathering mats for superior siege, making superior siege, etc.

If you’re not mostly geared by now on one character that you’ve played regularly for any period of time the fault is not with ANet.

You are missing the point. Laurels are for PvE’ers to use. Badges are for WvW’ers to use. Might as well remove badges as after a stack they are pointless.

No…

Badges are for PvE’rs to use. Every dungeon in the game comes with its own currency.

Laurels are something that anyone can get. Even if you want to pull the WvW card, you’d still have 75% of the Laurels of someone who did every daily/monthly ever as most could be done entirely within a borderland. I know because the only time I left a borderland to do my daily was for the ambient creature slaying because I could kill 100 frogs in 30 seconds in the swamp as opposed to hunting racoons for 20mins. Aside from that, I did all my daily achievements in borderlands and if you didn’t, that was an error on your part. No one elses.

First of all this is bs because it’s only since idk what patch we could do everything in WvW. Crafting/killing mobs/gathering is not WvW. If you count like this we lost 90% of our laurels.

We are stating that it’s not WvW to craft or to mine or to get underwaterkills from mobs. Stop confusing yourself and those who probably need it the most, the Anet defs.

VOLKON.1290:

LilMcGinley.3890:

I believe the issue with laurels is that WvW’ers feel like we should FINALLY be rewarded with Ascended items after being ignored for so long, and now that we have been, we have to wait ANOTHER 2-3 months to outfit ONE character for WvW.

On the other hand, PvE’ers have been running fractals, stashing laurels and globs away for such items for many months.

I finished on my mesmer a couple months ago. What’s the hold up? I’m predominantly WvW, btw.

You’re lying! Why? → Backpiece!

i’m very dissapointed!!!!

Can you maybe draw it out for them cause I don’t think they get it

Yes it effects everyone, THAT’S OUR PIONT.. U are the cause of it and we ask you to do something about it! Holy F…

yiishing.9057:

Norreka.8407:

its easy to counter a “whole server packed to one commander”:

attack 2 points on the map

Actually, its not.
Because of the small maps, the giant 80 man blob can walk across the map within one or two minutes. It would be nice if attacking 2 objectives simultaneously would force the blob to split up, but it’s not necessary at all to successfully defend your objectives. And that’s why we need bigger maps…

There are also arrowcart campers in every keep… (some act realy weird and have bottish behavior)

I’m baffled in how you want to justify your ways of bad gameplay, skilllag triggering and stale boring fights.

Yeah Zeti we envy your playstyle and skilllagtriggn powahhh.. get real man.

How much proof do you need when you run into towers to build arrowcarts and how you blatantly fight in range of arrowcarts only.

The point is not that there shouldn’t be a commander with pugs. All servers have that. The point is that there should be different groups and not the whole server packed on one commander.

primetime has been boring this matchup tbh

Sadly you were the only ones who came out and fight us head on tonight..

Haha TUP you guys are funny. Your server has been guild blobbing from day one and now you’re trying to defend it..

Valik Shin.9027:

All this my guild is better than and your guild did this makes me laugh. The objecto scorescore the most points as a server. Who care who has the best fuikguild.

If it makes you laugh.. why do you sound so sad?

And Wamgor I tried to have a nice conversation in private but you keep going on and on and on about it. So I’ll try and explain it here.

We are a Gandaran guild that will defend anything or attack anything that we possibly can. That’s our spirit and our server expects this from our Guild. A guild that has 5 very competent Commanders. Commanders that are loved for there comitment to Gandara and their hard work in teaching our infantry (pugs).

We are not kittining around when we see a tower being attacked altrough we’ll try and run solo as a guild and try and keep the pugs away when we have a guild event. We have a few friends running with us from other guilds. We allow people to run with us aslong it’s not too many and aslong as they join our TS channel. Today we had 3.

Lately we have doubled our numbers and we are teaching our new members how we roll and it’s been a blast because we can actualy compete in this tier now. We maxed 21 in our channel today and with maybe a few more we will be able to being able to take on those big blobs we see these days.

We know there were some unfair fights (nothing we could do about it) and that’s why we proposed a GvsG. We asked this because we respect you and we wanted to give you a chance for revenge. You should respect us as a Gandaran Guild setting an example in defending a borderland.

Anyway, sometimes I also want to fight and fight and don’t siege or whatever but in the end we are a guild that is not only about roaming.

There’s no rage here.

Next time you come to our borderland to troll because you died a lot stop for a moment, remember this is just a game and think about what you could do with 50 people. Then re-think your tactics and realise how unproductive you were and how stupid it makes you look.

You have to agree that it’s funny right? You guys being unproductive, running around like your RG, 50 people in 1m² killing 1% of the people you run into, and then bragging about lootbags.. come one

Well KISS you sponsored half Gandaras badgegear over the last matchups, it’s only fair we give something back.

ethereal.9780:

I dont get this crying, every server blobs. And that thing in Vale, that was not a blob, that was KISS + LoE. Stop crying and learn how to take a loss.

This guy! A loss xD haha getoutahere!

Grats on being very productive with 45 people holding a camp. All evening there was 1 guildgroup on our border with about 20 people and there wasn’t any commander around. And we had 3 keeps, 4 camps and 2 towers (can you count?) It’s just sad cause you could easily do something usefull with half of those numbers.. attack RS for example. But instead you decided to unsuccesfully badgefarm randoms. (Yes unsuccesfull cause guildgroups should be able to take double of their numbers and not the other way around)

Wauww KISS, you guys rock! Well done protecting that camp!! You guys are awsome, nice portalbombs and killing 3 people on every push is something to be proud of!
The use of chokepoints with that 60 men blob was breathtaking. Hello, can you count? 5 points x 3 houres is like a lot of point and good use of manpower, in my opinion!

No seriously.. u mad?

Omaris Mortuus Est.2738:

I dont know why people keep complaining about zergs either. Bad planning by Anet has made it that those with the biggest zergs will most likely win. Doesnt mean they will win all the time, but they will have better odds.

If people want smaller battles then you are in luck, this week there are free transfers to low and medium tier servers. So if that’s what you want then move there. If by the end of this week you have not, then you only have yourself to blame when you get wiped by a zerg. We’ve all been given a chance to move now, so if you dont that also means you are happy to continue fighting zerg vs zerg.

Just remember that this is only Tier 4, imagine the zergfests in Tier 1.

This coming from KISS, the biggest guild in this matchup. I would be ashamed posting stuff like this.

KISS+FURY+rddt+UNITY.. seriously guys?

I realy don’t get how so much people group up and enjoy playing like that… If you’re in a guild and you see such a zerg, isn’t your first reaction: “right, nothing we can do there, let’s move away and try and take something else” ?? Your not only ruining a fine game for yourself but also for the people you’re playing against. It’s not something to brag about and how you scout for such a blob.
And if I get this straight Ironvos, or you group up with everyone or you go do something else?

Bull Zooker.1672:

yea I used my golem in the fights to follow that video, but had no success in killing him. I have beaten good thieves that arnt expecting to fight a necro and dont trait heavily for conditions etc, but that build is very powerful vs conditions .necro. very good thief. full respect to the player. but dangerdoom I didnt die in a second, had a fun fight and (I think) we left as friends

I’m not here to make ennemies either xD
I do think you did a good job in that vid and that the style you play suits you. But normaly you won’t get the chance to see the thief before he hits you.
Now imagine the backstab and hearthseeker at the start of that fight.
Unable to gain lifeforce as you barely can get a hit on him.

I’m gonna cry.. no more blobs please.

Right on Bull Zooker. I might be a bit too critical and a lot of suggested things do work against certain thieves. I stand by my point that when a good thief had the first hit on you, you don’t stand a chance.

It would be a good idea if we did that video thing yes. We all might learn a lot from it. Btw, sadly I didn’t record it but I dueled a warrior yesterday and it took me 3 lich forms to take him down, the fight took about 10 mins or something.

First of all thanks for the video. You do quiet a lot of dmg nice to see, never went berserker myself.
I must say the skilllvl of your oponents is realy low compared what I’ve been facing in tier 3 Eu. It’s impossible to get the first hit on a thief here. Impossible to catch up on a d/d ele.

Before your well thicks for the 2nd time you’ll be at 3k health running for your life xD I’m going to scratch my head like SgtMaple said in his wonderfull post and wait till I get some of your footage.