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LOL!

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/pvp/wuvwuv/Ehmry-Bay-100-Completion

Omg, please Ehmry, I still think there’s more people who should know of your accomplishment. BP has gotten +695 twice before (not in this tier) and we never told the world like you guys. We may have posted screenies couple times in the thread but never new threads. God you guys are so hypocritical.

I don’t think you know what hypocritical means…

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In case anyone missed it. Good Job this morning Ebay!

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Wow Dovgan, We were talking about AR complaining about not having enough people, then you get mad and try to make this personal. It’s a sad tactic. Maybe if you played as much as your useless post, your server would queue up more than one bl at a time.

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Ebay just reached a new level of low.

Posting a score of 695 ppt @ 3am.

Your the green server. You have the population of a T4 server, in T5. And your bragging about this @ 3am?

one word. Classless.

-K

hahahahaha

“a new level of low”

Just a few weeks ago you said that in t4 they paint another servers bl completely before bragging about it, but in t5 I guess the garri will do.

Now you’re crying about this…

Hypocritical…

@ 3am.

Ebay was in 2nd place PPT for the first 3 hours of reset. Once everyone starting gong to bed 11pm my time, ebay started to catch up.

Of course, did anyone post screenshots of that?

-K

I’m surprised no one from AR or BP posted a screen shot. You guys did a good job double teaming us in our bl. Of course AR forgot about their own bl. But hey, who cares about home when you can attack the number one server in the match up…

I think you are confusing forgot and don’t have the people. ARBL was running outmanned until AR forces moved off EBay BL. You don’t seem to understand, so I will explain. We can queue up one map on reset night, it was EBay BL last night. On rare occasions AR can queue up a BL and Eternal on a reset night. Of the three servers in this matchup AR has the overall lowest WvW population and coverage. That’s just how it is on AR. The tier below AR had an edge in population and coverage and BP had the edge on AR. I’m curious as to how many maps EBay had a queue on last night(the standard answer is “we only had a queue on our BL, we swears it.”)

Looks like you should have taken care of your home… Well I guess in the end we would have capped every point anyways. On reset night. I would like to see AR or BP come close to that, on any night.

Oh and that whole “we don’t have people” crying excuse sounds a lot like your problem. Either fix it, leave or stop kitten complaining about it…

AR isn’t complaining, and we don’t see it as a problem. We are used to doing more with less. Pretty sure that was proven with the fight we had vs. Kaineng. Anyone remember what happened when EBay met Kaineng? You gave up, collapsed and failed as a server. AR did better against far worse odds than EBay. You can talk about how “good” your house of cards server is, but as soon as pressure hits the true EBay comes out. Heck even with lower population than AR, NSP outperformed EBay against an overwhelming force. Your server history clearly speaks louder than your forum trolls.

AR complains about that more than anything… You were complaining about it in your last post… It’s ok to cry, just stop crying on the forums that’s all…

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Ebay just reached a new level of low.

Posting a score of 695 ppt @ 3am.

Your the green server. You have the population of a T4 server, in T5. And your bragging about this @ 3am?

one word. Classless.

-K

hahahahaha

“a new level of low”

Just a few weeks ago you said that in t4 they paint another servers bl completely before bragging about it, but in t5 I guess the garri will do.

Now you’re crying about this…

Hypocritical…

@ 3am.

Ebay was in 2nd place PPT for the first 3 hours of reset. Once everyone starting gong to bed 11pm my time, ebay started to catch up.

Of course, did anyone post screenshots of that?

-K

I’m surprised no one from AR or BP posted a screen shot. You guys did a good job double teaming us in our bl. Of course AR forgot about their own bl. But hey, who cares about home when you can attack the number one server in the match up…

I think you are confusing forgot and don’t have the people. ARBL was running outmanned until AR forces moved off EBay BL. You don’t seem to understand, so I will explain. We can queue up one map on reset night, it was EBay BL last night. On rare occasions AR can queue up a BL and Eternal on a reset night. Of the three servers in this matchup AR has the overall lowest WvW population and coverage. That’s just how it is on AR. The tier below AR had an edge in population and coverage and BP had the edge on AR. I’m curious as to how many maps EBay had a queue on last night(the standard answer is “we only had a queue on our BL, we swears it.”)

On reset night. I would like to see AR or BP come close to that, on any night.

If you ask me, this is kinda close.

That’s against DR… congrats? And it’s not even 600… not close…

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Ebay just reached a new level of low.

Posting a score of 695 ppt @ 3am.

Your the green server. You have the population of a T4 server, in T5. And your bragging about this @ 3am?

one word. Classless.

-K

hahahahaha

“a new level of low”

Just a few weeks ago you said that in t4 they paint another servers bl completely before bragging about it, but in t5 I guess the garri will do.

Now you’re crying about this…

Hypocritical…

@ 3am.

Ebay was in 2nd place PPT for the first 3 hours of reset. Once everyone starting gong to bed 11pm my time, ebay started to catch up.

Of course, did anyone post screenshots of that?

-K

I’m surprised no one from AR or BP posted a screen shot. You guys did a good job double teaming us in our bl. Of course AR forgot about their own bl. But hey, who cares about home when you can attack the number one server in the match up…

I think you are confusing forgot and don’t have the people. ARBL was running outmanned until AR forces moved off EBay BL. You don’t seem to understand, so I will explain. We can queue up one map on reset night, it was EBay BL last night. On rare occasions AR can queue up a BL and Eternal on a reset night. Of the three servers in this matchup AR has the overall lowest WvW population and coverage. That’s just how it is on AR. The tier below AR had an edge in population and coverage and BP had the edge on AR. I’m curious as to how many maps EBay had a queue on last night(the standard answer is “we only had a queue on our BL, we swears it.”)

Looks like you should have taken care of your home… Well I guess in the end we would have capped every point anyways. On reset night. I would like to see AR or BP come close to that, on any night.

Oh and that whole “we don’t have people” crying excuse sounds a lot like your problem. Either fix it, leave or stop kitten complaining about it…

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Ebay just reached a new level of low.

Posting a score of 695 ppt @ 3am.

Your the green server. You have the population of a T4 server, in T5. And your bragging about this @ 3am?

one word. Classless.

-K

hahahahaha

“a new level of low”

Just a few weeks ago you said that in t4 they paint another servers bl completely before bragging about it, but in t5 I guess the garri will do.

Now you’re crying about this…

Hypocritical…

@ 3am.

Ebay was in 2nd place PPT for the first 3 hours of reset. Once everyone starting gong to bed 11pm my time, ebay started to catch up.

Of course, did anyone post screenshots of that?

-K

I’m surprised no one from AR or BP posted a screen shot. You guys did a good job double teaming us in our bl. Of course AR forgot about their own bl. But hey, who cares about home when you can attack the number one server in the match up…

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Ebay just reached a new level of low.

Posting a score of 695 ppt @ 3am.

Your the green server. You have the population of a T4 server, in T5. And your bragging about this @ 3am?

one word. Classless.

-K

hahahahaha

“a new level of low”

Just a few weeks ago you said that in t4 they paint another servers bl completely before bragging about it, but in t5 I guess the garri will do.

Now you’re crying about this…

Hypocritical…

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4.26 EBay/AR/BP

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If you say so…

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HA! Congrats BP zerg in AR bl… You killed an uplevel karma train… You should feel proud…

But really, what’s the point in defending a keep in another bl an hour or so before reset?

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Score Update for the ones at work!

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Hey Anvil Rock, you Missed a Spot.

Grats on being a perma stealth thief and ressing a mesmer who can’t kill anyone and runs his kitten off twice and dies like he’s made out of Wax paper? Yeah.

Grats also on using Xform pots to keep your mesmer from timing out. Hopefully they’ll fix that soon enough, but we kept the keep for 2 ticks, don’t care otherwise.

Also: grats on not being able to kill anyone 1v1 without running your kitten off in stealth, yourself. So pro.

Oh hes mad… lol

If you want 1v1, why do you play WvW?

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Thanks for posting this, it’s cool to see it from the other side!

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CHARR STORY TIME!

Back in WWII Tokyo and due to a confluence of factors, the elephants of Ueno Zoo were purposely starved to death. Some of these elephants were trained to perform tricks. These elephants kept performing their tricks over and over in a desperate bid to earn food. For the grand majority of these elephants, that food never came and they suffered a terrible fate.

REMINDS CHARR OF TODAY IN EBBL!

WFD, aka Water For Diving, aka Watching Friends Die aka Waypoint First, Dudes put on a synchronized swimming show for the Ehmry Bay defenders in the south ruins river. Their compatriots SBZY and WAR were hunted down like dogs and unceremoniously tossed in the dumpster…the only success they had all night was Siegerazer spamming a paper breakout tower until they finally zerged it down after umpteen tries…only to hold it for all of 15 minutes.

WFD was cornered and with fear in their eyes, they waved white flags, desperately hoping not to get stomped again by Sekz.

cues clown music

Swimming to and fro they went…around and around and around they go…WFD FORM SHAPE OF DOUGHNUT!

On the shoreline, lazily eying the proceedings, stood Sekz and the other Ehmry defenders. After running out of tricks, WFD, gasping for breath, sopping wet, and looking like a pack of mangy dogs, crawled to shore where they were promptly converted into badges and juicy WvWXP (thanks for marinating in the water!).

And Ehmry continued dumpstering BP and AR and EBay lived happily ever after.

THE END

you forgot the part where the general of borlis pass came and made 123123 of ehmry army scream in your TS . KALKZ GOLEMS GOLEMS KALKZ

Also you forgot the part where ehmry got hunted like dogs by maguuma in tier 4

And i was wondering how you’re so skillful at hunting me down …

truth to be told, one day you will hunt, the other day you will get hunted

Golems? I see trebs cause your golems are dead…

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Points update for the ones at work…

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4/19 AR/BP/EB

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I found Kalkz!

Ahhh its was you tht plays tht disturbing black norn male mesmer wif pink stuff on him…… sick in the head

You can’t hate on Dr. Sweet Cheeks…

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IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF WVW ERBAY BORLIS ROCK

=============

-Kalkz says #DOLO and im gonna night cap both of you

Fixed it…

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14 pages! The Mods have won…

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We have taken keeps in Ebay, at least my guild has.. Just play the game and have fun you keep complaining on the forum when everyone else wants to read interesting fights and see cool pictures. Once again, sorry to all the BP players that aren’t forum warriors (or complainers..) and have a bad rep because of it.

Here is a picture of my guild having fun, you should try it. Please WAR from BP have fun :C

#DOLO

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I found Kalkz!

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WOW [EDGE] you run from our pug grp so well! and then call in for back up… sad…

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^^
Yep, it does kind of look like Ebay is the lowest of the real WvW servers, and you all bumped up against the best of the casual/PUG WvW servers.

Yea I also don’t consider BP a real WvW server…

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Why would we want a shout out from GH?

The point was simple we do take eBay stuff, which is why you give us so much love. If AR went for eBay when we’re in sweet embrace then the total ppt for eBay would go down and the currently lowest rank server wouldn’t have to worry about dropping down a tier where they’ll ROFL stomp everyone for week after boring week. Who does that sound like hmmm.

Any how many folks on bp hoped AR could take first last week if we focused eBay. Some of the folks probably feel that with a slightly different strategy AR could have done it and are venting frustrations that it didn’t happen.

I believe AR can take first if they work with BP. I know they can’t take first if they work with eBay and it’ll just turn the tier into a snooze fest IMO.

The best fighting in tier 6 happened when nsp and ar mostly focused bp so we do have a reference model.

So in summary. We want good fights. A balanced tier leads to good fights. Red and blue working against green will lead too a more balanced tier.

Cheers

No one said it was going to come from GH. Just a shout out in general for doing something while people are there to fight back, that’s all…

Maybe you should transfer to a server that can hold it’s own in the tier that they are in, so you can stop crying on the forum. You shouldn’t have to rely on another server… It’s really sad…

Cheers to you…

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So far tonight AR has took 2 of our towers and tried for more. GOOD job AR!! I’m proud of you. It did take you over 30 minuets and 8 catapults but you finely got the SW tower. That’s why we like AR, they never give up!

And BP has taken nothing in EBBL. Only in ARBL where you took there bay, and tried for lots more

hhhmmm thats funny i remember EBBL being ALL red at one point yesterday… does that not count ??

It’s doesn’t count unless you take it during NA prime time… Do something during that time and you might get a shout out…

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Look I found a walabone!

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Oh I got it figured out now BP. You hit our BL right at reset and we are just supposed to sit back and let you have it. Right, we shouldn’t retaliate and let you guys have free points all match while AR drops rank so you guys can feel like you are a better server than you are.

Hey, why not? BP let Ebay have their whole bl during last reset…

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The reason you aren’t going to see a week where AR and BP team up on EBay is the same reason you haven’t up until now. All you need to do is watch AR’s BL in the first few minutes off reset. BP cannot seem to help themselves and races to ARBL like a fat man to a buffet while AR’s major guilds go for EBBL and pugs hit eternal. I can guarantee that you’ll see it again next reset as well. If you are unaware you, as a server do this, feel free to watch the map next reset. AR and BP don’t work together because BP cannot control themselves.

There’d be some of that just because not everyone would be aware of the plan, but still worth a try. Numbers can only be beat with numbers, and BP and AR alone don’t have EB’s numbers. If everyone blows it off it’s a failed experiment. But if most BP and AR buy into it, it could shake up what is getting to be a pretty stale dynamic of this tier.

I think your fight for second isn’t stale at all…

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After reading all this I’d like to suggest an experiment that I believe all 3 servers agree should happen. For the rest of this week, starting today, BP and AR agree to strictly focus on EB. It is the obvious startegy for this tier, it has been suggested countless times, and I’m sure even EB would agree it makes sense. BP and AR agree to stay out of each others’ BLs, send parties into EB’s BL, and work together in eternal. Just until Friday.

Hahahahaha

BP cry for help… We can’t do it all by our self… we need AR help… how sad…

no no no mr troll man thats 1!! person saying this not the whole server, whats sad is the amount fo TROLLS on these forums

Ok I’ll give you that. Just the ones that think this way are sad… Is that better?

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After reading all this I’d like to suggest an experiment that I believe all 3 servers agree should happen. For the rest of this week, starting today, BP and AR agree to strictly focus on EB. It is the obvious startegy for this tier, it has been suggested countless times, and I’m sure even EB would agree it makes sense. BP and AR agree to stay out of each others’ BLs, send parties into EB’s BL, and work together in eternal. Just until Friday.

Hahahahaha

BP cry for help… We can’t do it all by our self… we need AR help… how sad…

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Hello from BP Hills.

How you liking that Hills steal BP? We saw at Kalkz right after at the north gate only to be disappointed when he ran away :[ :[ :[ :[ :[

Waves Back

Well it’s not like your night capping going to get your server to first… so this doesn’t really matter… I will respect you when you do it during prime time reset…

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swag swag swag swag swag

Outstanding!

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Dear Ehmry Bay,

Greetings from the guild Exiles Edge [EDGE] from Borlis Pass
You may have heard of us, you may not, and it matters not. I come here to address troubling rumours and whispers I hear in the air. I have heard that Ehmry Bay relies on numbers and not skill, I have heard that Ehmry has much hate agaisnt us from the Pass, and that Ehmry looks down upon Borlis from time to time….

I sincerely hope these rumours arent true, and that Ehmry Bay is not a bunch of zerg minded individuals, I stand agaisnt the Borlis perception of Ehmry, and I must prove that Ehmry is home to as skillful soilders and heroes as Borlis has.

Our guild EDGE, will be venturing into your fabled homeland in WvW from this week onwards, on the hunt for Ehmry flesh, We will be stalking your forces and will KILL any Ehmry we deem fit to stand against us, I wish to disprove the rumours that you need to outnumber us 2 to 1 to kill us, for if our numbers are around equal in a fight, you can never defeat a borlis….please prove this wrong, for I had already sent a hunting party into Ehmry so far, and the rumours appear true….4 of us fighting off 6 of Ehmries proved too difficult for you…

There will be plenty of time for you to prove your skill, and we will be watching….waiting…and hunting…bring your best skill groups when you see the tag EDGE, we will be waiting…of course we welcome the wipe out from your zerg if you deem if a must to kill us by outnumbering us by the droves….

We will be waiting for you….you will either learn to fear us, or learn to respect us…I sincerely hope it will be the latter….

More specifically to Rekz, I have long heard you have developed a skill group for WvW, and I am very very eager to see you on the field, I have long for battle with your guild on equal terms but it seems the other Borlis Guilds such as WAR and WFD have already slaughtered your guild a few times, or so I have heard….come let us test our mantle…

Be wary of us EDGEs on your field Ehmry….we will hunt you…defend yourselves….

Arch [EDGE]
Founder and Marshall of Exiles EDGE

ha, What a joke…. I guess you deemed that lone up lvl to go against your 8 or so…

Its Not A Joke. We will hunt u down One by One.
Here are some of your Fellow member getting slaughter By Us.
So Watch your backs.

Hm. The fact that it took 6 or so forever to kill two of us…
…not impressed. Not impressed at all.

And for the record, most of us are just tryin’ to have fun with this game. If you get all mad ‘cuz you have to pay a repair bill every so often, tough. We’re not some god’s gift to WvW, we’re a bunch of guys who want to have fun (you know that thing we play games for). If EDGE wants to challenge us to a GvG, then that’s all fine and dandy, but hiding in an upgraded camp and picking off people who come close then gloating about it on the forums isn’t something that’ll earn you respect. It’ll earn you the disdain of kitten near everyone that happens to glance over your posts.

I don’t even check the forums that much, but being told “oh, you should’ve heard of us, we’re on the forums” and then coming on to this drivel is just disappointing.

ALL THAT ASIDE, I genuinely enjoyed that little spat we had earlier near Bluevale and Bluebriar. It was interesting trying to figure out a way to beat you guys with two guys and promptly be made to feel like an idiot by forgetting mortars exist.

Well said…

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Dear Ehmry Bay,

Greetings from the guild Exiles Edge [EDGE] from Borlis Pass
You may have heard of us, you may not, and it matters not. I come here to address troubling rumours and whispers I hear in the air. I have heard that Ehmry Bay relies on numbers and not skill, I have heard that Ehmry has much hate agaisnt us from the Pass, and that Ehmry looks down upon Borlis from time to time….

I sincerely hope these rumours arent true, and that Ehmry Bay is not a bunch of zerg minded individuals, I stand agaisnt the Borlis perception of Ehmry, and I must prove that Ehmry is home to as skillful soilders and heroes as Borlis has.

Our guild EDGE, will be venturing into your fabled homeland in WvW from this week onwards, on the hunt for Ehmry flesh, We will be stalking your forces and will KILL any Ehmry we deem fit to stand against us, I wish to disprove the rumours that you need to outnumber us 2 to 1 to kill us, for if our numbers are around equal in a fight, you can never defeat a borlis….please prove this wrong, for I had already sent a hunting party into Ehmry so far, and the rumours appear true….4 of us fighting off 6 of Ehmries proved too difficult for you…

There will be plenty of time for you to prove your skill, and we will be watching….waiting…and hunting…bring your best skill groups when you see the tag EDGE, we will be waiting…of course we welcome the wipe out from your zerg if you deem if a must to kill us by outnumbering us by the droves….

We will be waiting for you….you will either learn to fear us, or learn to respect us…I sincerely hope it will be the latter….

More specifically to Rekz, I have long heard you have developed a skill group for WvW, and I am very very eager to see you on the field, I have long for battle with your guild on equal terms but it seems the other Borlis Guilds such as WAR and WFD have already slaughtered your guild a few times, or so I have heard….come let us test our mantle…

Be wary of us EDGEs on your field Ehmry….we will hunt you…defend yourselves….

Arch [EDGE]
Founder and Marshall of Exiles EDGE

ha, What a joke…. I guess you deemed that lone up lvl to go against your 8 or so…

My dear ikoo….were you the one where 5 of us sat down next to your body at the entrance to the camp?

I am sorry…if that was you…next time you should stay outta the way or hide behind your zerg first…but if it wasn’t you then good for you, you got killed another way….

And to be honest with you…we had 6 men….then we dropped to 5….and finally 4….please don’t misjudge our numbers, we don’t rely upon it to win battles on the field…

My bad your numbers looked more because I was looking at you hiding behind your veterans…

It’s cool though look how pretty this map is!

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4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Dear Ehmry Bay,

We are going to upgrade a supply camp and hide in there behind the veterans and pick off people just running by…

Arch [EDGE]
Founder and Marshall of Exiles EDGE

I fixed your post for you! You’re welcome!

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Dear Ehmry Bay,

Greetings from the guild Exiles Edge [EDGE] from Borlis Pass
You may have heard of us, you may not, and it matters not. I come here to address troubling rumours and whispers I hear in the air. I have heard that Ehmry Bay relies on numbers and not skill, I have heard that Ehmry has much hate agaisnt us from the Pass, and that Ehmry looks down upon Borlis from time to time….

I sincerely hope these rumours arent true, and that Ehmry Bay is not a bunch of zerg minded individuals, I stand agaisnt the Borlis perception of Ehmry, and I must prove that Ehmry is home to as skillful soilders and heroes as Borlis has.

Our guild EDGE, will be venturing into your fabled homeland in WvW from this week onwards, on the hunt for Ehmry flesh, We will be stalking your forces and will KILL any Ehmry we deem fit to stand against us, I wish to disprove the rumours that you need to outnumber us 2 to 1 to kill us, for if our numbers are around equal in a fight, you can never defeat a borlis….please prove this wrong, for I had already sent a hunting party into Ehmry so far, and the rumours appear true….4 of us fighting off 6 of Ehmries proved too difficult for you…

There will be plenty of time for you to prove your skill, and we will be watching….waiting…and hunting…bring your best skill groups when you see the tag EDGE, we will be waiting…of course we welcome the wipe out from your zerg if you deem if a must to kill us by outnumbering us by the droves….

We will be waiting for you….you will either learn to fear us, or learn to respect us…I sincerely hope it will be the latter….

More specifically to Rekz, I have long heard you have developed a skill group for WvW, and I am very very eager to see you on the field, I have long for battle with your guild on equal terms but it seems the other Borlis Guilds such as WAR and WFD have already slaughtered your guild a few times, or so I have heard….come let us test our mantle…

Be wary of us EDGEs on your field Ehmry….we will hunt you…defend yourselves….

Arch [EDGE]
Founder and Marshall of Exiles EDGE

ha, What a joke…. I guess you deemed that lone up lvl to go against your 8 or so…

-Rent-a-Gollum- call 555-kalkz
80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

I love how people complain about zergs in WvW. If you don’t like zergs, go play a game where you can’t zerg, like SPVP.

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4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

I’m still waiting for the day when AR WAR commanders realizes that the enemy in this tier is Ebay not BP for gods sake, I guess those WAR all they care about is 2nd (POINTING AT KAERIN)

Ebay isn’t the enemy… Ebay takes first, BP and AR fight for second… That’s how it is…

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

(edited by llkoolaid.8204)

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Incoming Walabone excuse tomorrow about being drunk and us hating on his level of inebriation.

incoming excuses about keeps being exploited

incoming crying about Ebay having so many ppl…

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80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Another week went by and another week of Ehmry dropping in ratings. You must be really trying to go up a tier.

Personally, I would rather stay in t5 and kick the crap out of AR and BP.

Look, BP got a tower in their own bl! Too bad they had to use a breakout event to get it back lol

Ay you, That reminds me of Ebay when i turned all their BL red with 15 guys and 2 golems, HAHAHAHAHAH

Yea, I remember that…. good times!

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

4/19 AR/BP/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Another week went by and another week of Ehmry dropping in ratings. You must be really trying to go up a tier.

Personally, I would rather stay in t5 and kick the crap out of AR and BP.

Look, BP got a tower in their own bl! Too bad they had to use a breakout event to get it back lol

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

It is a wonderful day good people of Ebay and BP, and Kalkz~!~!~! May your wvw day be filled with badges and good fights. Speaking of good fights, hello to GF guild~!~!

Good day to you too, sir.

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

YAY!

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80GRD – Sir Sweet Cheeks/80ELE – D J Diddles

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Any PUG > [CHAR]

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Score update for the ones that can’t play…

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Hey BP come get your lowlands again… lol

I didn’t mean your whole server…lol

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

Hey BP come get your lowlands again… lol

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

another boring week of mega zergs

and AR crying…

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

He is still posting is his first thread…

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3/29: BP/AR/EB

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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

@KStudios So even with greater numbers EBay could not halt the glorious CHAR (only see 3 players in that picture)

“the glorious CHAR”

hahahahaha

What a joke…

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
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Posted by: llkoolaid.8204

llkoolaid.8204

@llkoolaid One mesmer one ranger with bad root timing. I’m sure you are under the impression your players are in some way superior to the other servers, they die just fine though.

It’s OK. I believe you.

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80MES – Dr Sweet Cheeks/80WAR – Jegudiel
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