Beetletun is full of crates tooooOOOOOoooo! When they hatch, we’ll be overrun by baby Kraits!
Oh look a little Quaggan. Better dont go near to any restaurants or bars, recently there are a lot of Quaggans disappearing near the backdoors of kitchens. Also some strange meat is served to the guests.
Well I guess a Krait is not so dangerous like a beautiful mermaid. What can i say, welcome to Divinitys Reach. Enjoy the atmosphere and the xenophobic townsfolk. Unfortunaly public decapitations has been abolished since about 50 years, so if you want blood and gore I suggest you the Black Citadel. Also make sure to plan your escape route early. People here really get upset over the smallest things (yesterday they chased a charr trough the whole city just because he had to sneeze, the folks thought he tried to deploy a biological weapon).
By the way you really look ill, may i suggest you to go to the hospital?
Posters are going up in cities all over Tyria…
This mermaid (alias ‘Bubbles’) is a known murderer, shipwrecker, and scoundrel. 50 gold alive, 20 gold dead. Last known location in Lion’s Arch. She is to be considered dangerous!"
Only 50 gold???? We from the Order of Whispers know enough collectors who would pay alot more than that for a living or dead mermaid. And since our budget got shortened again we really need some money to pay our contacts. So I guess we should rally all of our spare agents and catch her.
Bubbles if you are reading this, surrender yourself to the Order. No matter where you hide we will find you sooner or later!
(And we will make sure that you wont get into the hands of those who wants to end your life in a oven at 220 degrees)
Had the same problem several times. If you got this just jump out of the gun and wait for a few sec. kitten Hyleks arent capable to build a proper cannon.
Dont panic, just press the button on the bottom left and report this guy. Its nothing unususal these days that you get spam mails from gold sellers.