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Dear Humanss — The End Approachess!

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BURNN THE KRAIITTTT

Easy guys, put your forks and torches away (unless you need them for work). There is no need to worry. Unless he starts to kill and enslave people.
For now he seems like a normal tourist with a curious behaviour. Of course we will watch him just for the case.

Dear Humanss — The End Approachess!

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Beetletun is full of crates tooooOOOOOoooo! When they hatch, we’ll be overrun by baby Kraits!

Oh look a little Quaggan. Better dont go near to any restaurants or bars, recently there are a lot of Quaggans disappearing near the backdoors of kitchens. Also some strange meat is served to the guests.

Dear Humanss — The End Approachess!

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Well I guess a Krait is not so dangerous like a beautiful mermaid. What can i say, welcome to Divinitys Reach. Enjoy the atmosphere and the xenophobic townsfolk. Unfortunaly public decapitations has been abolished since about 50 years, so if you want blood and gore I suggest you the Black Citadel. Also make sure to plan your escape route early. People here really get upset over the smallest things (yesterday they chased a charr trough the whole city just because he had to sneeze, the folks thought he tried to deploy a biological weapon).
By the way you really look ill, may i suggest you to go to the hospital?

Warning Buoy!

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Posters are going up in cities all over Tyria…

“WANTED!

This mermaid (alias ‘Bubbles’) is a known murderer, shipwrecker, and scoundrel. 50 gold alive, 20 gold dead. Last known location in Lion’s Arch. She is to be considered dangerous!"

Only 50 gold???? We from the Order of Whispers know enough collectors who would pay alot more than that for a living or dead mermaid. And since our budget got shortened again we really need some money to pay our contacts. So I guess we should rally all of our spare agents and catch her.
Bubbles if you are reading this, surrender yourself to the Order. No matter where you hide we will find you sooner or later!
(And we will make sure that you wont get into the hands of those who wants to end your life in a oven at 220 degrees)

The Turret Bug - Not lag.

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Had the same problem several times. If you got this just jump out of the gun and wait for a few sec. kitten Hyleks arent capable to build a proper cannon.

Gold Sellers PMing me. HELP!

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Dont panic, just press the button on the bottom left and report this guy. Its nothing unususal these days that you get spam mails from gold sellers.

Capital cities defences

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I think Divinity Reach defenses got a little problem: Do you remember the vista at the giant hole in one of the districts? At this part the wall got a huge gap there.