Guild Wars 2

dank.3680:

YOU??? Got in an argument? NOWAY!

i know right?!?!? lovable old me? preposterous!

Also Me and LilI arnt in WvW right now, save the hunting for later, come after me especially.

Natronix.9827:

Welcome everyone to IoJ, I’m very glad to see you guys again and even better on our team now

Can’t wait to play, heard lots of good things about you commanding Sororita

ill try lol

Commander’ing is only fun if you are super sneaky and manage to run the zerg off a giant cliff to their death. Well, I guess that might just be me.

AKLbow.2463:

Commander’ing is only fun if you are super sneaky and manage to run the zerg off a giant cliff to their death. Well, I guess that might just be me.

Omg your back!!

WB ;-)

Welcome to Isle of Janthar,

We here at Isle of Janthar are happy to have you make your new home with us. Please observe these simple house rules and World vs. World etiquette:
1.) Join the Isle of Janthar commander guild and deposit all your siege there, we are a communist server in that nothing belongs to one person but all for Mother Janthar.
2.) Isle of Janthar citizens are refrained from running alone in World Vs. World, any person caught roaming solo will be place on Dolyak Escort duty for one week.
3.) Commanders of Isle of Janthar are required be in the most obnoxious colored armor to enhance there visibility, while militia in red colored armor which is the official color of the server.
4.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to spend equal amounts of time in World vs. World and in Tyria. Failure to meet these quotas will result in 2 months hard laber farming cursed shore for the Isle of Janthar commander guild.
5.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to enter world vs. world though the IoJ battleground portal before proceeding to your WvW destination.
6.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to carry 1 weeks supply of food buffs, equipment buffs, siege, endless transformation tonics, and your choice of balloon or kite. This is to ensure that you are always prepared to serve Mother Janthar when ever you are called on.
7.) Stonemist castle is not real, it is a cardboard cutout around a pile of Skritt droppings. This the truth spoken from Mother Janthar herself.
8.) If the heretics and capitalist pigs take any thing that is the property of Isle of Janthar, it is encouraged to respond with maximum force of 20 omega golems.
9.) Anyone person representing the server of Isle of Janthar will refrain from posting of Graphics Interchange Format images (Otherwise know as “gifs”) on public message boards and sites. The people of Mother Janthar frown upon the usage of said image “Magiks”.
10.) If the people of Mother Janthar are having fun then so are you.

Thank you for reading and agreeing to our simple rules and will happily see you at our next IoJ Communist Friday Rally!

Final Note: This was a made up list that is to be funny and not taken as the real rules for moving over to IoJ. All we ask is to join our VoIP server and server forums and become familiar with our servers customs in regards to WvW and PvE.

on a more serious note, any joining guilds are required to choose someone to sing Don’t Stop Believin’ on meatspeak for Friday’s reset. Your choice who it is.

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

The people from NSP in world recruiting telling people not to transfer when people have them on their consideration list.

GavinGoodrich.1382:

on a more serious note, any joining guilds are required to choose someone to sing Don’t Stop Believin’ on meatspeak for Friday’s reset. Your choice who it is.

Thank god I was always part of IoJ from the start… I would be sadden when all the poor people on our VoIP heads explode from my poor singing. Then who would be there to correct my bad chat message grammar.

Super happy to be here! Everyone has been so nice!
Soro’s commanding is fantastic, but I might be bias.

I don’t really command anymore, it’s been a rough couple of months for me so I went on commanding break. But, I would love to get back into it. I know more about home BL defense and such. I use to be the loving mother figure of GoM home BL, a long long time ago. My schedule would be to sip tea and clean up the BL in the American morning hours and bop around til at least noon.

I hope that one day I can tenderly love IoJ’s garrison, it would be the biggest honour.

PS: I also will appoint someone to sing that Journey song for you….I know just the ranger….BWhahaha

Natronix.9827:

Welcome everyone to IoJ, I’m very glad to see you guys again and even better on our team now

Can’t wait to play, heard lots of good things about you commanding Sororita

Speaking of which. I havent seen you in during the morning this week.
Busy?

bokkieskitten.8023:

Super happy to be here! Everyone has been so nice!
Soro’s commanding is fantastic, but I might be bias.

I don’t really command anymore, it’s been a rough couple of months for me so I went on commanding break. But, I would love to get back into it. I know more about home BL defense and such. I use to be the loving mother figure of GoM home BL, a long long time ago. My schedule would be to sip tea and clean up the BL in the American morning hours and bop around til at least noon.

I hope that one day I can tenderly love IoJ’s garrison, it would be the biggest honour.

PS: I also will appoint someone to sing that Journey song for you….I know just the ranger….BWhahaha

We have plenty of commanders who have taken breaks and mentored commanders as sub in there place. If you really are a home border land commander then you will fit in just nice. Please note how all your belongings have conveniently ended up in IoJ Garrison. All we ask is that you attend our commander meetings so that way you can be briefed on next weeks plan of attack and voice any information that might be helpful for that weeks match.

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MegaManExpert.8413:

Please note how all your belongings have conveniently ended up in IoJ Garrison.

As well as any people in your possession. Shackles and chains are located near the outside of the inner water gate, next to my personal trader while I scout it and make money

GavinGoodrich.1382:

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The “F5” key right after the first group of function buttons, right above the “6” key on a standard QWERTY keyboard. See attached image for exact placement on your key board.

Because typing “F5” out does not in fact refresh a web page. But I still love you Nom~ Lets command together and go on a murderous rampage on EB!

GavinGoodrich.1382:

MegaManExpert.8413:

Please note how all your belongings have conveniently ended up in IoJ Garrison.

As well as any people in your possession. Shackles and chains are located near the outside of the inner water gate, next to my personal trader while I scout it and make money

Oh goodie! Seems everything is there!
Comfy sofa, check! Fuzzy blankets, check! Tea, check! You guys are so sweet.

People in my possession… >:) Bwhahaha.

bokkieskitten.8023:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

MegaManExpert.8413:

Please note how all your belongings have conveniently ended up in IoJ Garrison.

As well as any people in your possession. Shackles and chains are located near the outside of the inner water gate, next to my personal trader while I scout it and make money

Oh goodie! Seems everything is there!
Comfy sofa, check! Fuzzy blankets, check! Tea, check! You guys are so sweet.

People in my possession… >:) Bwhahaha.

Please note that IoJ Tea Time is at 5:30 PM Eastern, we serve Earl Gray, Green Tea, and Tea of the week. Please do not confuse it with the IoJ Tee Time which is at 3 AM Eastern and starts on the Green map base way point. Please feel inclined to take advantage of our complementary arrow cart blue print dispensers in the lords room of IoJ Garrison.

Rob.7624:

Are these mods deleting gifs now off the forums and giving infracts for them?

I certainly hope so.

Banzie.5248:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

The people from NSP in world recruiting telling people not to transfer when people have them on their consideration list.

I must have missed that post….

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

The people from NSP in world recruiting telling people not to transfer when people have them on their consideration list.

I must have missed that post….

I don’t get it. Telling ’em not to transfer to NSP?

GavinGoodrich.1382:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

The people from NSP in world recruiting telling people not to transfer when people have them on their consideration list.

I must have missed that post….

I don’t get it. Telling ’em not to transfer to NSP?

Me either… I checked back to the “Come to NSP” post Rob did a while back and saw nothing of the sort. I remember another post at one time that we were getting trolled by other servers but that was a while back.

BlazeQ.1095:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

BlazeQ.1095:

Banzie.5248:

THE Dentist.5960:

Yawn……. More transfers…….. One thing is consistent, NSPers definitely the most loyal and we hardly ever get transfers, unless its the singles looking to better themselves….

You dun get transfers cause you guys tell ppl to not transfer >.>

We do? who the heck told you that?

The people from NSP in world recruiting telling people not to transfer when people have them on their consideration list.

I must have missed that post….

I don’t get it. Telling ’em not to transfer to NSP?

Me either… I checked back to the “Come to NSP” post Rob did a while back and saw nothing of the sort. I remember another post at one time that we were getting trolled by other servers but that was a while back.

I’m pretty sure i saw your account name saying what Banzie stated. I dont believe he had a signature on though

Rob.7624:

Natronix.9827:

Welcome everyone to IoJ, I’m very glad to see you guys again and even better on our team now

Can’t wait to play, heard lots of good things about you commanding Sororita

Speaking of which. I havent seen you in during the morning this week.
Busy?

Yes I have been, I wont be on during mornings as I use to… ever. Going to miss our oceanic crew :/.

Also, Espiritu De Noche is retired. Going to QQ to anet and see if they can make commander tag account bound. If not well, gl me on getting gold for my warrior’s tag.
Lel

NSP, nice push on SM this morning. It was fun commanding against you guys and my first time commanding against an omega rush. We had almost nobody on thanks to the patch and I thought we were going to lose it for sure… especially the second time you came back with an omega. Somehow we managed to deflect you all, repair everything to 100 and get a waypoint.

So excited for our new transfers to IOJ. I saw RUN and MoW take SF Bay this morning and paint it that new smurf blue. I wonder what tonight will hold!

Hey IoJ.

What happened to your keep on EB? =)

JKFlipFlop.7123:

Sororita.3465:

Well were making the move to IoJ too, hope we can be a good addition to you guys as a server. Too much BS/lies back on GoM. I heard you guys like the occasional gif? especially of hot girls drinking tea?

O.O, you guys are whattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?!?! Oh, this week just got a lot more interesting. I might have to start frequenting the ioj bl instead of sf. And I’ve been wanting a chance to fight that former FGJ ele that likes to run her mouth on the forums. I’ll keep my eyes out for any RUN or HBGR tags. It’s on now.

Hey baby. Want me to show you a good time?

So…how about that white team, eh?

Wonder if they can hold onto everything for the tick. If so…Anet’s gonna have a loooooooooot of explaining to do.

(see also: mos millennium pre-patch)

MegaManExpert.8413:

bokkieskitten.8023:

GavinGoodrich.1382:

MegaManExpert.8413:

Please note how all your belongings have conveniently ended up in IoJ Garrison.

As well as any people in your possession. Shackles and chains are located near the outside of the inner water gate, next to my personal trader while I scout it and make money

Oh goodie! Seems everything is there!
Comfy sofa, check! Fuzzy blankets, check! Tea, check! You guys are so sweet.

People in my possession… >:) Bwhahaha.

Please note that IoJ Tea Time is at 5:30 PM Eastern, we serve Earl Gray, Green Tea, and Tea of the week. Please do not confuse it with the IoJ Tee Time which is at 3 AM Eastern and starts on the Green map base way point. Please feel inclined to take advantage of our complementary arrow cart blue print dispensers in the lords room of IoJ Garrison.

I wondered when the Tee Time was.

I’ve got to show you what I’m packing. I got my woods new shafts, and you’re gonna love my 9.

Tarage.8632:

Hey IoJ.

What happened to your keep on EB? =)

Nice Ninja.

Just sayin’ RUN, if we get matched up with IoJ again…

I will go to EB. I will hunt you down. And then when you least expect it…

I’ll turn into a baby quaggan and /cry. Because I liked you guys.

#gateofsadness

Cameron.6450:

Just sayin’ RUN, if we get matched up with IoJ again…

I will go to EB. I will hunt you down. And then when you least expect it…

I’ll turn into a baby quaggan and /cry. Because I liked you guys.

#gateofsadness

RISE, the best not FGJ Guild on GoM… except Zappy.

BlazeQ.1095:

Don’t come to NSP! We have no queues (except on 2 maps during reset that can take up to 30 mins to get into!!!!) and don’t want any. We enjoy being outmanned and doing our very best to hold off larger servers. If we had an somewhat = population it wouldn’t be half the challenge. We also don’t have a public TS3. That’s what Ventrillo is for. Besides, many of our guilds are very close knit and work very well together. It would be crazy to try and incorporate another guild….

Ok sarcasm portion of this thread is over. Hope you find a server you feel more at home on. NSP has been mine since pre-release and I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else simply because its home. Every guild / player should find that kind of home.
Good luck!

This is the post im talking about, I honestly couldnt tell if you were joking or not— even though you put sarcasm portion aside e.e

Cameron.6450:

Just sayin’ RUN, if we get matched up with IoJ again…

I will go to EB. I will hunt you down. And then when you least expect it…

I’ll turn into a baby quaggan and /cry. Because I liked you guys.

#gateofsadness

You could always come reunite with them on IoJ? Yea, Yea?!

Very impressed with how IoJ handles their WvW operations, very well organized.

Cameron.6450:

Just sayin’ RUN, if we get matched up with IoJ again…

I will go to EB. I will hunt you down. And then when you least expect it…

I’ll turn into a baby quaggan and /cry. Because I liked you guys.

#gateofsadness

A lot of us will miss RISE too =D
Maybe one day RISE come IoJ too?

Tarage.8632:

Hey IoJ.

What happened to your keep on EB? =)

Hey SF, what happened to your garri and bay?

Yes! RISE to IoJ! You wouldn’t believe how amazing it is!

The SF asura in green @ SF BL @ Bay, watching my dead body. I was gonna scare you but you were in a full party =(. Did you use Emotes while you were dead. I thought some one else was there..Wanted to move the body away from the supervisor

Nice Golem rush on SF BL earlier guys, i was really impressed on the two pronged attack, the communication and the discipline that i witnessed. Never saw anything that well put together back on GoM. Everyone listened and stuff got done, definitely happy with the move so far.

Might try my hand at commanding in a few weeks, will be nice to have people who co-operate.

We totally had that SF keep in EB >> kitten ioj poking up our kitten. at least let us paperfy it up for u <3

was interesting working Pugs with Os tonight. At least i can say we all had fun tonight

Kokurai.7258:

We totally had that SF keep in EB >> kitten ioj poking up our kitten. at least let us paperfy it up for u <3

was interesting working Pugs with Os tonight. At least i can say we all had fun tonight

Good sir… We cannot accept your offering of SFs paper keep. As that will not benefit us and allow everyone to continually detest iojs amazing late night pvdoor skills. It must be a long and tedious task to pvdoor a keep, not a quick simple one. If it was quick, we may as well just sleep obviously.

sephiroth.4217:

Cameron.6450:

Just sayin’ RUN, if we get matched up with IoJ again…

I will go to EB. I will hunt you down. And then when you least expect it…

I’ll turn into a baby quaggan and /cry. Because I liked you guys.

#gateofsadness

A lot of us will miss RISE too =D
Maybe one day RISE come IoJ too?

When the sun RISEs in the west and sets in the east…
When the lake goes dry and the hills walls blow like leaves in the wind…
When omega golems on the tp are sold out, and we build a flaming ram…

Then we will return to you, and not before.

GoM of thrones anyone? Anyone? Yeahhhh I’ll let myself out.

Thanks for the offers, but RISE are staying put for now, at least as far as I’m aware. Well, aside from one of us who accidentally transferred to JQ while guesting, and is likely chasing server police with a popgun as we speak.

Visirale.6097:

Tarage.8632:

Hey IoJ.

What happened to your keep on EB? =)

Hey SF, what happened to your garri and bay?

PVE happened.

MegaManExpert.8413:

Welcome to Isle of Janthar,

We here at Isle of Janthar are happy to have you make your new home with us. Please observe these simple house rules and World vs. World etiquette:
1.) Join the Isle of Janthar commander guild and deposit all your siege there, we are a communist server in that nothing belongs to one person but all for Mother Janthar.
2.) Isle of Janthar citizens are refrained from running alone in World Vs. World, any person caught roaming solo will be place on Dolyak Escort duty for one week.
3.) Commanders of Isle of Janthar are required be in the most obnoxious colored armor to enhance there visibility, while militia in red colored armor which is the official color of the server.
4.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to spend equal amounts of time in World vs. World and in Tyria. Failure to meet these quotas will result in 2 months hard laber farming cursed shore for the Isle of Janthar commander guild.
5.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to enter world vs. world though the IoJ battleground portal before proceeding to your WvW destination.
6.) All Isle of Janthar citizens are required to carry 1 weeks supply of food buffs, equipment buffs, siege, endless transformation tonics, and your choice of balloon or kite. This is to ensure that you are always prepared to serve Mother Janthar when ever you are called on.
7.) Stonemist castle is not real, it is a cardboard cutout around a pile of Skritt droppings. This the truth spoken from Mother Janthar herself.
8.) If the heretics and capitalist pigs take any thing that is the property of Isle of Janthar, it is encouraged to respond with maximum force of 20 omega golems.
9.) Anyone person representing the server of Isle of Janthar will refrain from posting of Graphics Interchange Format images (Otherwise know as “gifs”) on public message boards and sites. The people of Mother Janthar frown upon the usage of said image “Magiks”.
10.) If the people of Mother Janthar are having fun then so are you.

Thank you for reading and agreeing to our simple rules and will happily see you at our next IoJ Communist Friday Rally!

Final Note: This was a made up list that is to be funny and not taken as the real rules for moving over to IoJ. All we ask is to join our VoIP server and server forums and become familiar with our servers customs in regards to WvW and PvE. Obviously, this is serious.

My armor is color coordinated. I simply refuse to wear anything obnoxious.

Banzie.5248:

BlazeQ.1095:

Don’t come to NSP! We have no queues (except on 2 maps during reset that can take up to 30 mins to get into!!!!) and don’t want any. We enjoy being outmanned and doing our very best to hold off larger servers. If we had an somewhat = population it wouldn’t be half the challenge. We also don’t have a public TS3. That’s what Ventrillo is for. Besides, many of our guilds are very close knit and work very well together. It would be crazy to try and incorporate another guild….

Ok sarcasm portion of this thread is over. Hope you find a server you feel more at home on. NSP has been mine since pre-release and I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else simply because its home. Every guild / player should find that kind of home.
Good luck!

This is the post im talking about, I honestly couldnt tell if you were joking or not— even though you put sarcasm portion aside e.e

LOL you couldn’t tell? Ok I’m not sure how but I’ll take your word for it. But yes the first paragraph was meant as sarcasm. That’s why the second portion pointed it out.

dank.3680:

The lameness in this topic makes me want to puke..

IOJ you are a server of the worst individual players I have ever been against.

RUN – very proper guild name, represents what you do well.

XOXO, is that how your mums sign the Valentine’s Day cards you guys get every year?

Why pick on us broseph, we’re new to IoJ. Pick on someone of your own intellect…. I hear CoSA is looking for a fight.

dank.3680:

The lameness in this topic makes me want to puke..

IOJ you are a server of the worst individual players I have ever been against.

RUN – very proper guild name, represents what you do well.

Oh and MoW – LOL don’t get so mad over losing, wow.

Look guys, he wants attention.

dank.3680:

Averaelas.1876:

dank.3680:

The lameness in this topic makes me want to puke..

IOJ you are a server of the worst individual players I have ever been against.

RUN – very proper guild name, represents what you do well.

XOXO, is that how your mums sign the Valentine’s Day cards you guys get every year?

Why pick on us broseph, we’re new to IoJ. Pick on someone of your own intellect…. I hear CoSA is looking for a fight.

Yes? What your Mom doesn’t love you?

Picking on CoSA is so 2012..

No my mum is a proper mother. She got me cigarettes and loose women for my 18th birthday. Said she didn’t need to love me, she raised me.

Also, CoSA is so 2012.

Plus, CoSA and ICE are the only SF guilds worth talking about and I like ICE

“SF is currently engaged in World vs Watchwork. Please leave a message after the beep, thanks. "

Shoe.5821:

“SF is currently engaged in World vs Watchwork. Please leave a message after the beep, thanks. "

Hi SF, its Lae. I was calling because I think I left my purse in Garrison. You guys recapped it and that’s bad because I need my keys… I’m double parked and the meter is running… its just… bad times. So if you’d give me a call and tell your mother I said I’d pick her up at 8. Thanks!