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How about HT vs PunK GvG to end all this forum warrioring once for all?

Orangu.4213:

How about HT vs PunK GvG to end all this forum warrioring once for all?

Don’t be silly.. It will be a draw!

Orangu.4213:

to end all this forum warrioring once for all?

But… why?! This is a great thread, I genuinely hope it doesn’t get moderated too much so that it may serve as inspiration (read: warning) for generations to come.

Don’t be silly.. It will be a draw!

Yup, both would post a screenshot proving they won -> draw. The fact all enemies might still be alive in one of those screenshots is obviously completely irrelevant.

I say we late ht dig further =) funniest thread ever, specially all the screen shots with moved minimaps ^^

Thank god i can come back to FSP matchup thread and find it this entertaining. My former server never disappoints.
Much love from Gandara, cya in silver league.

Hello everyone. I am visiting on Gunnar’s Hold for a week.
If anyone wants to 2v2 please PM me in-game or on the forums.
Thank you.

Sincerely,
Detective Miss Winters,
Very Good Detectives [VGD],
“We make Devona’s Rest free of crime!”

Spikecaster.5396:

Arathor.7419:

sad guilds punk,kale,got all running away in fsp bl from us and then they team up 3vs1 in their bl …

Arathor.7419:

Shifty.3412:

thanks for the farm HT on FSP border, hiding behind siegerazor with your 40 ish and still afraid to fight <3

20 players do your countday kitten

Arathor.7419:

http://imgur.com/9UsKrcu 40 HT yea

Batista.3417:

from the time you have posted this Our wvw raid have over,after we been raiding for 1,50h alone as HT,Few HT stayed in the field no more than 10 or 15,WBC,TEO,Fury came at the end of our raid in 10-15mint. fury was there but did not Join our fights when we were fighting (KALE.PUNK,GOT,and pugs)in fact fury walked by our fights and did not join…,now stop the Bullkittening and make a better screenshot!!!

Batista.3417:

At this fight,i can say that we had 40(we had to call most of our players so we counter the BLOBBING and guild teaming from PUNK+KALE+GOT+Pugs) jst to remind you that only HT..was in FSP BL. at this fight HT managed to wipe Most of FSP blob while Few PUNK made it away running from the fight.

Actually enough with these bullkittens, i will put fight videos so nobody can kitten around with altered screenshots.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dkWX3nlRCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU56vlpfycY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1aqaPe9zQE

you obviously just edited out all of the pugs you had!

Come on guys :P

I know what we are missing!! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!
We forgot about the roamers (those few that are actually roaming).
1 out of 5 I’ve come across is using perplexity runes, kitten people?
Can’t you wussy’s afford normal runes?

(Let the rage begind >;D)

Ps. True story though.

poepie.6570:

I know what we are missing!! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!!
We forgot about the roamers (those few that are actually roaming).
1 out of 5 I’ve come across is using perplexity runes, kitten people?
Can’t you wussy’s afford normal runes?

(Let the rage begind >;D)

Ps. True story though.

I’m 1/5th of the other roamers
The D/P Thief
RAGE MORE

Greets to [FURY] Bronze Invader near SM about 2 mins ago. Great duel.

lol, they should rename this thread:

Im gonna turn it into a book and make some dosh.

The Golden Rules of Trolling in WvW

With such tricks as:

How to public insult your enemy with the old your as bad as Vabbi Lines:

yea in prime we wipe you like you vabbi

How to gloat to your enemy and make your feel good about yourself Lines:

Riot=wiped,Punk=wiped,DEX=wiped,AoA=Wiped,GRTS=Wiped,Kale=Wiped
FSP blob wiped x3 today

And who can forget the classic night cappers lines like:

FSP fights only when all sleep , like girls ! No kitten sry Q.q l2p troll lalala blablabla! Grow some balls on that FSP !

And here’s one just for the music haters among you:

I truly hope both FSP and UW stab you lots for your choice in music

Many old and new naming and shaming lines:

sad guilds punk,kale,got all running away in fsp bl from us and then they team up 3vs1 in their bl …

Many great secrets to try and fool your enemies on the forum such as disguising your numbers:

I love how you move your minimap away from your group so we can’t see the rest of them

Selection of awesome help and chat lines like:

Just dial 1-800-RKELLY and your drama-less matchups will be gone before you know it.

All them famous 1 liners to get the thread bubbling again:

All your guilds are rallybots!

Grabs popcorn and ready to refresh the page

Your’s are light loot bags, because thats what you are worth!!!

Things such as the classic 2 v 1 lines:

Pretty funny to see that GH and FSP can only cap wooden UW targets, it’s like you’re scared of each other.

And for the true Supermen out there

I can solo your blobs on my Thief, hands on my back, no problem!

And lastly, not that I think you would need it (being a Troll and all that) them famous quotes that can calm a thread down and solve issues

How about HT vs PunK GvG to end all this forum warrioring once for all?

It has many great reviews from big servers such as Gandara/AG and many more:

Dat awkward moment people from other servers are checking this match-up for the drama :>
Had a blast reading it though,
Go go powerrangers!

All for the great value price of £1.99, available at a corner shops near you (or WHSmiths in Cardiff)

screw it, this is too much drama even for me, time to start posing random photos

ps. great guide Twinny

Twinny.9304:

And here’s one just for the music haters among you:

I truly hope both FSP and UW stab you lots for your choice in music

Man, that still hurts.

I mean… it’s Pixies

The EB Grub is popular this time a year

Acotje.5689:

The EB Grub is popular this time a year

I know right! It’s terrible!

Twinny.9304:

Kale and Punk usually run on same map doing their own thing because we communicate well together, we never blob as one force, one commander. We do however shadow each other if the circumstances require us too. Why ppl make out that we blob as one all the time is beyond me? That never happens, like i said we are often in the same fights (only if the situation requires us to, weather that be if we are facing greater numbers or defending something) but always work independently in our own TS channels etc. and many times i can recall if there is a fair fight the the other guild will leave em to it or hold back. Any situations u may recall that we have been together in a fight is if we are defending/saving an infrastructure or if the open field battle is clearly outweighed in numbers etc. We see it in chat all the time, for example Kale could be fighting a guild and they see us coming, often they will say “we got this” or vice versa.

I’m sure our absolutely massive number of defenders at hills required all of Kale, PUNK and VoTF to work together. But yeah, I can clearly see several meters between the guild-groups so at least you were not blobbing.

localghost.9145:

Twinny.9304:

Kale and Punk usually run on same map doing their own thing because we communicate well together, we never blob as one force, one commander. We do however shadow each other if the circumstances require us too. Why ppl make out that we blob as one all the time is beyond me? That never happens, like i said we are often in the same fights (only if the situation requires us to, weather that be if we are facing greater numbers or defending something) but always work independently in our own TS channels etc. and many times i can recall if there is a fair fight the the other guild will leave em to it or hold back. Any situations u may recall that we have been together in a fight is if we are defending/saving an infrastructure or if the open field battle is clearly outweighed in numbers etc. We see it in chat all the time, for example Kale could be fighting a guild and they see us coming, often they will say “we got this” or vice versa.

I’m sure our absolutely massive number of defenders at hills required all of Kale, PUNK and VoTF to work together. But yeah, I can clearly see several meters between the guild-groups so at least you were not blobbing.

Yeh I totally agree with you, you can clearly see they are in individual groups.

The amount of handholding between FSP guilds is ridiculous lol.

Or maybe PunK like to follow the other guilds because they can’t handle on their own..

Chabo.7498:

The amount of handholding between FSP guilds is ridiculous lol.

Or maybe PunK like to follow the other guilds because they can’t handle on their own..

And this comes from a server where the guilds like teo, inc, ht, chvc and randoms with 8 golems (maybe there were even more) failed hard taking garrison. Maybe you have to hold each others hand just harder next time.

lindstroem.3601:

Chabo.7498:

The amount of handholding between FSP guilds is ridiculous lol.

Or maybe PunK like to follow the other guilds because they can’t handle on their own..

And this comes from a server where the guilds like teo, inc, ht, chvc and randoms with 8 golems (maybe there were even more) failed hard taking garrison. Maybe you have to hold each others hand just harder next time.

But yea the handholding from FSP also didnt realy work out to good did it at GH garri? ^^
But still TEO is still running whit like 15 ppl so we are kind of forced to run together against your guildgroups/ pug zergs because we dont have enough ppl on our on.

Did anyone count the banners?

kitten girls, this thread goes way to fast

Silent Shino.7239:

screw it, this is too much drama even for me, time to start posing random photos

ps. great guide Twinny

I want AG again. (Read: I want AG again to chase down Realta Nua with the entire zerg)

Aneu.1748:

Did anyone count the banners?

Over 9000 i whould say:D

Aneu.1748:

Did anyone count the banners?

One every 20s for about an hour.

localghost.9145:

Twinny.9304:

Kale and Punk usually run on same map doing their own thing because we communicate well together, we never blob as one force, one commander. We do however shadow each other if the circumstances require us too. Why ppl make out that we blob as one all the time is beyond me? That never happens, like i said we are often in the same fights (only if the situation requires us to, weather that be if we are facing greater numbers or defending something) but always work independently in our own TS channels etc. and many times i can recall if there is a fair fight the the other guild will leave em to it or hold back. Any situations u may recall that we have been together in a fight is if we are defending/saving an infrastructure or if the open field battle is clearly outweighed in numbers etc. We see it in chat all the time, for example Kale could be fighting a guild and they see us coming, often they will say “we got this” or vice versa.

I’m sure our absolutely massive number of defenders at hills required all of Kale, PUNK and VoTF to work together. But yeah, I can clearly see several meters between the guild-groups so at least you were not blobbing.

AWww… Where’s the snapshot of your people on the bridge? Please don’t say thats just you guys there on the walls.. because the amount of Loots we got with inv instantly filled weren’t just from 3-5 guys

As for Garri fight, you guys did good holding up and re-rolling on your warrior alts just to banner him.

Why can’t just everyone be happy and just say good fights, and chill out? Or is that deemed impossible?

What do you expect is going to happen when your home borderlands is fully upgraded? We going to take a keep with 20 players when you have more siege inside the keep than we have players in our raid? Then warbanners and waypoint, because of broken game mechanics? Get real.

You can find us running on the field by ourselves, and we will see who has to blob who to score kills

Jackie.1829:

What do you expect is going to happen when your home borderlands is fully upgraded? We going to take a keep with 20 players when you have more siege inside the keep than we have players in our raid? Then warbanners and waypoint, because of broken game mechanics? Get real.

You can find us running on the field by ourselves, and we will see who has to blob who to score kills

I can’t deny you guys are very strong in the field without blobbing up, but still you’re getting the facts wrong there buddy. The guys built so much siege because VotF, KALE ánd PUNK were inside Garri. Actions, reactions. I’m personally not a big fan of building so many siege, but because we learned our lesson what happened tonight in Hills and in Bay ( KALE, Punk ánd VotF blobbing up to capture it ) you need to respond ’’properly’’ on it.

All in all we had loads of fun inside Garrison. We might have given you guys loads of kills ( How much % did you guys gain on your road to Ultimate Dominator? ). Defending like this with Benny Hill Theme song in the back is just hilarious. Thanks for the kittens and giggles.

lindstroem.3601:

Chabo.7498:

The amount of handholding between FSP guilds is ridiculous lol.

Or maybe PunK like to follow the other guilds because they can’t handle on their own..

And this comes from a server where the guilds like teo, inc, ht, chvc and randoms with 8 golems (maybe there were even more) failed hard taking garrison. Maybe you have to hold each others hand just harder next time.

Thats actually pretty funny as we chvc had exactly 10 people with each 15 supply. So we build 3 guild golems and smashed through your outer gate. After that we were hoping for one of the other guilds to get down inner but it somehow didnt work at all -.-

Still was a nice night and thanks to all fsp and uw making it one. This is definetly a good match up this week.

No, at the start of our raid, we went to hills with just our raid while kale and punk were near bay. At the outer gate we were met by a treb behind the gate + like 5 arrowcarts. There was also 250 supply inside the keep + a waypoint. You really expect us to take that slowly over the course of hours? I really rather not, its boring.

Its not action reaction, the first action is that you have upgraded keeps with a bunch of siege and the turtling mentality. You even proved that simply by bannering the lord so many times, you will do anything you need to keep your objective, that is boring for us, so we will do anything we can to take the objective fast so that we can have some fights on the field since you cannot care about keeps you do not own.

Tyldor.9078:

Jackie.1829:

What do you expect is going to happen when your home borderlands is fully upgraded? We going to take a keep with 20 players when you have more siege inside the keep than we have players in our raid? Then warbanners and waypoint, because of broken game mechanics? Get real.

You can find us running on the field by ourselves, and we will see who has to blob who to score kills

I can’t deny you guys are very strong in the field without blobbing up, but still you’re getting the facts wrong there buddy. The guys built so much siege because VotF, KALE ánd PUNK were inside Garri. Actions, reactions. I’m personally not a big fan of building so many siege, but because we learned our lesson what happened tonight in Hills and in Bay ( KALE, Punk ánd VotF blobbing up to capture it ) you need to respond ’’properly’’ on it.

All in all we had loads of fun inside Garrison. We might have given you guys loads of kills ( How much % did you guys gain on your road to Ultimate Dominator? ). Defending like this with Benny Hill Theme song in the back is just hilarious. Thanks for the kittens and giggles.

The problem with your comment is that the siege was already pre-built in Bay and Hills before we even got there…

We can’t control what other guilds/players on our server do. If there already is pre-built siege, that’s something I can’t help. I am talking about the situation WE’ve been in, not what other players like to do or even did before you guys started the raid.

Jackie.1829:

No, at the start of our raid, we went to hills with just our raid while kale and punk were near bay. At the outer gate we were met by a treb behind the gate + like 5 arrowcarts. There was also 250 supply inside the keep + a waypoint. You really expect us to take that slowly over the course of hours? I really rather not, its boring.

Its not action reaction, the first action is that you have upgraded keeps with a bunch of siege and the turtling mentality. You even proved that simply by bannering the lord so many times, you will do anything you need to keep your objective, that is boring for us, so we will do anything we can to take the objective fast so that we can have some fights on the field since you cannot care about keeps you do not own.

You had three full force guild groups, we had one. After losing bay and hills we made the decision to hold garrison using banners, waypoints, and interupts. Honestly, do you think we should have engaged your blob? Whenever we did find a guild and engaged you guys got involved by charging in.

Regardless, i hope you guys had fun, we did.

Good Action in GH bl, had really some great fun in GH Garri erm… ye hahaha
that was an epic “fight” for over an hour.
we could not hold VoTF, KALE and PUNK at all way to many people =) but still i think GH did a pretty good job at defending GH garri
VoTF is verry strong on his own so evry time we tried to kill some KALE or PUNK we saw VoTF comming to us in garri (we where like 15 people at some points in garri …) we ran off in diffrent directions just to keep it going =D
can we do this tomorrow again? but then i want some lootbags tho =)

I can see how it would be fun for the defending side to defend what should of been impossible, using a broken feature that people such as Devon Carver seems to think is a good idea, that’s what people generally see fun…you know…the exploiting a broken feature bit? for us trying to take it on the other hand…it had to be the most boring experience I’ve ever made my self go through.

I am not complaining about what you did, I simply responded to “omgblob”. When the fact is, the only way to take a t3 keep is to blob or spend 3h of our raid time.

The game is broken, wvw and playing for ppt is broken, what you see is simply the product of what Anet designs nothing more, nothing less. If the keep could be taken by just our raid alone on the merits of our actions, we would do so, but it cannot. Even if by some miracle we breach to the inner by epic siege tactics, your map will not hesitate to all WP there and stop us in our tracks. The only solution is to make sure we can break in, and once we do that we cannot be wiped, aka zerg.

Zerging is simply a product of the existence of keep upgrades. And people complaining about how paper objectives get flipped to easy is simply a product of bad players littering wvw.

You did your job and you held the keep. But there is no denying that having a sustainable way to indefinitely hold a keep with no counter is absolutely broken and laughable.

World vs. Banner, it was, this evening. Even though, in the end we did not manage to cap the Garri, no one would have been able to. GH went to such an extent that I saw upscaled warriors running around, just to get the lord back up all the time. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but pressing your invulnerability button and placing a banner within 600 range, doesn’t seem like a very tough trick to master, let alone it being done by easily over 20 warriors.

I didn’t hear anyone on ts3 talk about bringing an extra warrior for banners. Most of the resses were coordinated by the RAGE/TEO raid warriors.

I also heard there was a queue on our border so it seems unlikely these people would get in.

It wouldn’t be wvw without VoTF exaggerating xD

Actually nevermind, not going to ramble about this as I said what I have to say. You can assume we are exaggerating all you want. We have done nothing but stay out of this thread despite all the kittened posts and bragging going on, but when we state the truth its obviously exaggerating.

BlackRain.9537:

localghost.9145:

Twinny.9304:

Kale and Punk usually run on same map doing their own thing because we communicate well together, we never blob as one force, one commander. We do however shadow each other if the circumstances require us too. Why ppl make out that we blob as one all the time is beyond me? That never happens, like i said we are often in the same fights (only if the situation requires us to, weather that be if we are facing greater numbers or defending something) but always work independently in our own TS channels etc. and many times i can recall if there is a fair fight the the other guild will leave em to it or hold back. Any situations u may recall that we have been together in a fight is if we are defending/saving an infrastructure or if the open field battle is clearly outweighed in numbers etc. We see it in chat all the time, for example Kale could be fighting a guild and they see us coming, often they will say “we got this” or vice versa.

I’m sure our absolutely massive number of defenders at hills required all of Kale, PUNK and VoTF to work together. But yeah, I can clearly see several meters between the guild-groups so at least you were not blobbing.

AWww… Where’s the snapshot of your people on the bridge? Please don’t say thats just you guys there on the walls.. because the amount of Loots we got with inv instantly filled weren’t just from 3-5 guys

I don’t have a snapshot of that, I died on the wall. When i got hills we were maybe 10 people. I saw RAGE arrive later and maybe more (there was a WP there after all, and when three big guild groups are through inner people tend to react). I have some video recorded from my corpses position on the wall. You can’t see the bridge very well from it though. But you will probably believe that I photoshopped every frame of it so what does it matter.

Maybe we had over eight thousand people inside defending and were blobbing like mad, using over 200 omega golems to try to stop you. But it did flip rather quickly so I highly doubt it.

As to the VoTF guy complaining about the amount of siege, the siege on inner in hills was built when outer was down. There was siege on outer but no-one there to use it. At least as far as I saw. The siege on inner was built because there were so very many enemies outside and so few of us inside that we knew that if inner gate goes down then the keep was going to flip.

Even if the mechanic is broken, it wouldn’t be to hard to wipe us. You could easily put people on the watergate exit and north inner exit, send 2 groups upstairs the ramp, 1 on the roof and 1 in the Lord’s Room. You guys had 80+ people while we had about 30 to 40? We were outnumbered heavily atleast. If you used your mind rather then chasing the lord everytime it was bannered and sending up 1 guild upstairs at a time it’d be done within 5 minutes max by first taking out all the players before caring about the lord.

This is my personal opinion and doesn’t express the guild’s opinion.

Read again ghost, I didnt complain about siege inside hills, I complained about siege at the outer north gate. That was built before we even got to the keep, and was there waiting for us when we got there. You arent about to sell to me that you dont build a bunch of siege to defend keeps, you do it all the time.

And to Tyldor, no. In fact, I could hold garrison with 15 votf if I wanted agianst your whole server, and there would be nothing you could do about it except if I decide to quit. 40 people constantly respawning with about 15 of them being warriors is more than enough, but you werent 40 players either, you were more. If you were just 40 wiping you out of the keep would have been easy pickings.

Tyldor.9078:

Even if the mechanic is broken, it wouldn’t be to hard to wipe us. You could easily put people on the watergate exit and north inner exit, send 2 groups upstairs the ramp, 1 on the roof and 1 in the Lord’s Room. You guys had 80+ people while we had about 30 to 40? We were outnumbered heavily atleast. If you used your mind rather then chasing the lord everytime it was bannered and sending up 1 guild upstairs at a time it’d be done within 5 minutes max by first taking out all the players before caring about the lord.

This is my personal opinion and doesn’t express the guild’s opinion.

Yeah, that sounds quite simple when you say it like that, but lets say that did happen, all the attackers split up into small groups trying to defend key locations, all of the defenders just simply run in together through 1 key area and wipe the smaller squad trying to defend it, slowly the attackers get wittled down from simply trying to do too many things at once and then the defenders win anyway due to a close respawn and a constant 3 minute waypoint use.

Tyldor.9078:

You guys had 80+ people while we had about 30 to 40? We were outnumbered heavily atleast.

You can actually say that with dry eyes?

Oh god..

gh build siege, gh banner lord, gh so bad my guild 15 vs server easy… didnt think the amount of forum warrioring in this thread could be topped, but you did well there jackie. 9/10 at least.

Oh, then i better shouldn’t mention that there was quite a lot of siege pre placed inside fsp garrison when we entered or better say tried to find a gate without 3+ acs already standing there this evening.

Here’s footage of tonight fight in garrison.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VUOe_hLg7Bo#t=26

Tyldor.9078:

Even if the mechanic is broken, it wouldn’t be to hard to wipe us. You could easily put people on the watergate exit and north inner exit, send 2 groups upstairs the ramp, 1 on the roof and 1 in the Lord’s Room. You guys had 80+ people while we had about 30 to 40? We were outnumbered heavily atleast. If you used your mind rather then chasing the lord everytime it was bannered and sending up 1 guild upstairs at a time it’d be done within 5 minutes max by first taking out all the players before caring about the lord.

This is my personal opinion and doesn’t express the guild’s opinion.

Its not about numbers, as VoTF said it was about the broken mechanics of the situation at hand, I personally only caught half the fight and was board as hell. We tried nearly everything we could of tried, we stayed in circle/we went up ramp/roof/walls/waypoint/portal exits/on lord, it was probably impossible in that situation or if not impossible it would have been for a lot longer.

We didn’t mind the numbers i thought it was pretty fair in numbers, it was the banners and wp I see it as no fault of ur own as I would have done the same if i was desperate to save a keep etc, numbers was fine u were queued and we were queued sounds roughly even to me. Anyway glad you enjoyed it, we didn’t, loot was good but the time on that garrison could have been more productive else where (only speaking personally at the time i got there) the other guys had been there a lot longer bless them