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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

lol, count me in.

“Raids are like fortune cookies. You eat the cookie and then read the paper scraps.”

- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids

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Posted by: Jerus.4350

Jerus.4350

Yeah NA.

Careful, I may hit you up on that if I start to play again. Kinda took a break from the game a month or so ago thanks to boredom and work going nuts, but after this weekend work will finally slow down a little again.

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Posted by: Ryn.6459

Ryn.6459

Come on Jerus, do it for engis community! We need more vids with engis on them.

Learning English, any correction is very welcome.

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Posted by: Jerus.4350

Jerus.4350

Come on Jerus, do it for engis community! We need more vids with engis on them.

Vedeos?

Can’t do it, I play on a potato, though I really shouldn’t say that, it’s insulting to potatoes.

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Posted by: dlonie.6547

dlonie.6547

Seriously though, grab me for SE2 anytime!

As for LFGs, this one has left me scratching my head. The only part of it that makes sense is the name Nemesis.

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Posted by: Lindbur.2537

Lindbur.2537

Hmm, I could go to SE P2, if you can catch me. I live in the SEA timezone.

A remnant of times past.
“Memories are nice, but that’s all they are.”

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Posted by: Jerus.4350

Jerus.4350

Actually played for the first time in like a month tonight, had some fun, did a PUG Arah p2, wasn’t too painful, I’m rusty but I did better than I expected with how slow my fingers were moving.

I may be hitting ya’ll up sometime in the next couple weeks when I finally have a bit of free time, tomorrow starts an epic work weekend (17 hour days are fun right?)

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Posted by: Sublimatio.6981

Sublimatio.6981

not sure if…

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Posted by: Lindbur.2537

Lindbur.2537

Scrubs, they should ask for a tank thief. ;)

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Posted by: Oxidia.8103

Oxidia.8103

I find most of the posted lfg here extremly not funny. Just some normal lfg if you ask me.

But few days back i joined : ugly=kick

I got kicked

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Posted by: airick.9850

airick.9850

I find most of the posted lfg here extremly not funny. Just some normal lfg if you ask me.

But few days back i joined : ugly=kick

I got kicked

I still think you’re pretty

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Posted by: Minigrump.4961

Minigrump.4961

i usually tell these people they are in open world content, but could not be bothered today

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Posted by: cheshader.5081

cheshader.5081

Saw it minutes ago.

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Posted by: Laulajatar.4253

Laulajatar.4253

Probably contested.

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Posted by: Oxidia.8103

Oxidia.8103

I find most of the posted lfg here extremly not funny. Just some normal lfg if you ask me.

But few days back i joined : ugly=kick

I got kicked

I still think you’re pretty

/hug

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Leemo.6108

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Posted by: DigitalKirin.9714

DigitalKirin.9714

Seriously though, grab me for SE2 anytime!

If you haven’t finished SE P2 and you need someone (not that you haven’t gotten tons of offers already) I volunteer myself… and Franco, who sometimes lurks here.

Genevieve Talbot [NP] – Noble Phantasm on Stormbluff Isle

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

“Need level 80 TO CARRY” Join in to see 3 of sub40. The game is real!

“Raids are like fortune cookies. You eat the cookie and then read the paper scraps.”

- doranduck, 2016 on Lore in Raids

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Sublimatio.6981


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Posted by: Snorr.5043

Snorr.5043

Here’s my collection, hope you’ll like it.

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Posted by: huntsman.4693

huntsman.4693

this one gave me a laugh just from the word lingo XD

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Posted by: ofLegends.9853

ofLegends.9853

I always get this wrong.

Was in SW and some guy wanted t3 DT, so I merged party. Then he whispers me “omg can you READ?” Took me like 3 minutes to figure out what he was talking about, then I left. 5 mins later saw his party again: “Need DT t3 NOT SILVERWASTES”
Idk why I always get them confused.

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Posted by: ascalonslion.3485

ascalonslion.3485

lfg for arah: “p2 when you die you get kicked”
The guy who made the lfg died at the first boss…

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Posted by: Laulajatar.4253

Laulajatar.4253

What the ... two at once.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

I don’t trust those filthy headshotererers. XD

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Posted by: Laulajatar.4253

Laulajatar.4253

I just saw "Diagonal" for Twilight Arbor xD

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Posted by: Maris.3164

Maris.3164

Fractals lvl 38:

“Swamp mossman don’t hurt me no more”

Safe to say I joined their group and their guild :P

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Posted by: Zypher.9536

Zypher.9536

Cause story is so difficult….

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Posted by: frifox.5283

frifox.5283

Last night, Arah:
“P1 exp only, mossman ready”

Made a dull evening a bit brighter

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Posted by: Morte.5916

Morte.5916

People seemed amused when they joined.

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Posted by: dlonie.6547

dlonie.6547

People seemed amused when they joined.

I’d hit that.

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Posted by: rhapsody.3615

rhapsody.3615

This one maybe isn’t so funny, it just caught my eye.. I have helped many people get aetherpath achievements, and it pains me to see someone asking for payment. The people joining are basically paying to help somebody run a dungeon.

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Posted by: Morte.5916

Morte.5916

Either this is a dev testing the expansion who has forgotten to switch to the test server, or…

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Posted by: Stigma.5429

Stigma.5429

Some of the better LFG posts I’ve seen (too lazy to edit pictures down):
- Selling lvl 36 fotm: 24g. AR not required
- STORY 15K+ AP ZERKER HEAVIES ONLY PING GEAR OR KICK EXP ONLY NO NOOBS
- selling p1 800g you know you suck at this game and cant get it your self so pay me!
-lf2m p1 speed exp DRUNK PEOPLE ONLY
- Looking for a Wife! Must have 3k+ AP points and 100+ gold!
- Say “I love Alex” upon joining.

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Posted by: Laulajatar.4253

Laulajatar.4253

Because no one ever wants those in this dungeon.

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Jayden Ennok.3687

15char

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Posted by: Spoj The Second.7680

Spoj The Second.7680

Didnt take a screenshot but i saw an AC group with 2 warriors and 1 guard and it said zerk warriors and guards only 5k+ AP. I guess they wanted 4 warriors and 1 guard or maybe even the amazing 2 guard 3 warrior meta.

I also joined a group which was asking for a warrior and didnt have one. I was on ele. I said as i joined you dont need a warrior, ele is better. Got kicked instantly. :>

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Posted by: Quickfoot Katana.8642

Quickfoot Katana.8642

From reddit:

Mesmer + Warriors was the fastest dungeon clearing team up until about may 2013, when COF only runs were still the norm

You apparantly have no idea what the meta WAS. Back in the day, you used to be able to run COF multiple times on one character without DR, to an extreme. People found out that running berserkers meant that the amount of gold per run you could get was best with most the party being warriors and one being a mesmer(for time warp). Back then we only needed one character who was a warrior with his berserker set and you were golden for the run: Easy, fast, stupidly painless. and eventually people found ways to make the other dungeons go fast with the same setup. Then Anet didn’t like the amount of berserker geared setups like that, so they put DR on the rewards from a single character running. In response to the DR, nothing changed, just people started leveling multiple warriors to continue the runs. I had 3 at the height of it"

Can somebody just put this guy out of his misery? How are some people so stupid?

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Posted by: Quickfoot Katana.8642

Quickfoot Katana.8642

Back during launch and a few months after, before Berzerker everything started to be too prevalent or required, I would do many dungeons on my Bunker Guard. It was interesting doing it with people who were Zerker’s and doing the whole zerker farm at the time because you could tell they weren’t actually learning anything mechanics wise about the bosses. Half the time these people would explode in less “optimized” groups that weren’t doing as much dps, and many times I soloed half the bosses in the instance by rolling appropriately, deflecting, debuffing, knowing the mechanics, and healing out my kitten .

Oh it’s an endless gold mine!

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Posted by: Taku.6352

Taku.6352

Didnt take a screenshot but i saw an AC group with 2 warriors and 1 guard and it said zerk warriors and guards only 5k+ AP. I guess they wanted 4 warriors and 1 guard or maybe even the amazing 2 guard 3 warrior meta.

I also joined a group which was asking for a warrior and didnt have one. I was on ele. I said as i joined you dont need a warrior, ele is better. Got kicked instantly. :>

I tried to join an Aetherpath pug on my engineer when they had 1 guard, 1 ele and 2 warriors, as soon as I joined they asked if I can reroll to warrior. :/

After trying to explain how engi would be far better they came up with the classic hundred blades is 30k dps and warriors are highest dmg excuses so i just left them be.

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Posted by: DonQuack.9025

DonQuack.9025

Because no one ever wants those in this dungeon.

I actually hate thieves in CM. SR and autoattack is all they have. That and 90% of the runs someone fails a skip so they have to go back.
Nothing enrages me more than casting fire fields and not having them blasted by one of the best stacking classes in the game. Then getting hit by projectiles after my swirling winds is done. should hear my screams on mumble.

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Dub.1273

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#LoveArrows2013, never forget.

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Posted by: DonQuack.9025

DonQuack.9025

He slowly smiled as he hit enter.

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Posted by: Morbridae.8607

Morbridae.8607

Our guild usually use some short version of this one:

“LFG to run dungeon as slowly and inefficiently as possible. Dodging or using appropriate skills will result in kick. Anyone is welcome. You have been warned! Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!”

Morbridae (Norn Necromancer)
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Posted by: MHCerberus.1385

MHCerberus.1385

Because no one ever wants those in this dungeon.

I actually hate thieves in CM. SR and autoattack is all they have. That and 90% of the runs someone fails a skip so they have to go back.
Nothing enrages me more than casting fire fields and not having them blasted by one of the best stacking classes in the game. Then getting hit by projectiles after my swirling winds is done. should hear my screams on mumble.

This is why I don’t stack or skip. I play a thief to kill things, not to run away.

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Posted by: Zaxares.5419

Zaxares.5419

Heh, that was my complaint back in GW1 too. For end-game content, Assassins basically only had “Shadow Form/Sliver Armor tank” as their sole meta-role. That meant that I couldn’t get into any groups with my dagger-stabber Sin. I made an Assassin to stab things, not be a tank!

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

This made my day

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Posted by: Iris Ng.9845

Iris Ng.9845

Back during launch and a few months after, before Berzerker everything started to be too prevalent or required, I would do many dungeons on my Bunker Guard. It was interesting doing it with people who were Zerker’s and doing the whole zerker farm at the time because you could tell they weren’t actually learning anything mechanics wise about the bosses. Half the time these people would explode in less “optimized” groups that weren’t doing as much dps, and many times I soloed half the bosses in the instance by rolling appropriately, deflecting, debuffing, knowing the mechanics, and healing out my kitten .

Oh it’s an endless gold mine!

That sounds like Nikaido. A year ago, he made a healing guard to roll with me and Jeth as zerker ele and war. We actually killed everything and even trolled colesy. He isn’t wrong about “carried by dps”.

“Raids are like fortune cookies. You eat the cookie and then read the paper scraps.”

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Posted by: MHCerberus.1385

MHCerberus.1385

Heh, that was my complaint back in GW1 too. For end-game content, Assassins basically only had “Shadow Form/Sliver Armor tank” as their sole meta-role. That meant that I couldn’t get into any groups with my dagger-stabber Sin. I made an Assassin to stab things, not be a tank!

Yuuuup, GW2 was made to get players away from putting classes into certain roles. If everyone learned to play their character without relying on someone else, we would be better off.

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Posted by: Carter.1034

Carter.1034

I couldn’t stop shaking my head at the 2nd one… seriously, WHY??? Please enlighten me, because right now, this takes the cake for the most stupid LFG I’ve seen. And they have a necro!

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