Guild Wars 2

mighty meak.6387:

w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst

This sums up my entire sPVP experience more succinctly and perfectly than any 1000 word post I could dream up. This is the actual terrible experience of every Skyhammer match boiled down to its purest essence. This is pure art.

mighty meak.6387:

all is vain

Yes. Yes it is.

When I first saw this; I thought; I must draw your epic tale..

but then I realized I couldn’t do it justice, +1’d and bump.

#epic post
#skyham
#so scare
#much pvp
#amaze
#wow

L2GF scrub

u cant just animals

OP, you need to track down a man named Ian Boyd. Even though he has never played GW, he is a master strategist who’ll give you MLG strats to become rank 1 and get your girl back. Good luck.

I crie evry tiem.

I had a golem read this.

It’s processing unit exploded. All it said was “parser error!”, and then it went “boom”.

MithranArkanere.8957:

I had a golem read this.

It’s processing unit exploded. All it said was “parser error!”, and then it went “boom”.

That’s because your Golem doesn’t have heart.

Is like asking him to understand a poem . .

Just found my graduation quote

All is Vain

Posting in a legendary thread.

Best thread evah <3

#allisvain

mighty meak.6387:

OK gusie listen

I’m not your gusie, bro.

mighty meak.6387:

im decent pvp

You said that at the start of the match too.

mighty meak.6387:

i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves

That’s what you get for rushing into mid alone, zerg with the best son.

mighty meak.6387:

next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

You tried to change the plan and confused those noobs now we all look like clowns, junior.

mighty meak.6387:

all say lol noob u here for golds

Still not with the program.

mighty meak.6387:

gf dont impresss say she leaving now

Girlfriend wasn’t impressed when you said, “watch me play…”

mighty meak.6387:

all is vain

Truth.

Josh Davis.6015:

Dahkeus.8243:

Wintel.4873:

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

Josh, I love you, bro xD

It is curious how it managed to capture the feel of SPvP. We need a WvW version of this. xD

I feel inspired ! here’s an haiku to celebrate this masterpiece.

sad yet true story
his words like wounds: all is vain
essence of solo queue

Skyhammer gives me diabeetus.

mighty meak.6387:

and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win

The story of my life.

Ahahah, omg you made my day man. Gaurd pov, no sheeet.

mighty meak.6387:

OK gusie listen
im decent pvp
but my gf left me
coz of lederborsd
i mean W T F
i enter new leaderrbord after reset
and i say i am decent
i adapt
i see no gaurd so i think ok go gaurd
i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win
next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost
then enters next
and i say lol i know now i follow plan noooobs
w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst
gf now half interest
i say ok lissen good i win next i go up 90%
but i dont
all ranks 10 for goold
next is same and next
70% and down
ranks down too
i go guard i am mad no guard love
i go engi bunker power right no nothing
i do ele i go war ooops w t f war nerfes
69% and down
gf dont impresss say she leaving now
all is vain

Plz Anet plz let me join solo queue with this guy i swear i’ll never leave gw2 im gonna buy tons of gems but pls let me join solo queue with this guys PLZZZZZZZZZZZ

Has this been posted on reddit? I feel like it belongs there.

Epic. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you

This deserves to be a song.

story of my life except the gf leaving part :P

Lord Hammer Hand.4815:

story of my life except the gf leaving part :P

Cause you have to have a gf for her to leave amirite?

redslion.9675:

Skyhammer gives me diabeetus.

and i already lost a leg.

master piece …

That was gold. I liked it so much I took a photo of the post, got it professionally developed; and took it to a master frame-maker to craft me a simply EXQUISITELY designed frame – which he also fitted and lacquered for a finishing sheen that makes you smack your lips.

That’s going straight to the pool room that is.

all is vain.

patch ladderbards

I don’t want to see this thread on the second page, because then it all would be vain.

Over 20k views, please sticky this! Bump for awesomeness.

Every time I log in I come here and give the OP another +1.

I’m gonna put this thread in my sig, in order to not to lose it in the mist of the forums!

This is a masterpiece. Legendary status.

A True Beauty. #allisvain

JonathanSharp.7094:

I think that conquest is easy for new players to get into…

Amazingly funny!

need sticky
or
all is vain

The sad part in all of this is how much it sums up PvP so well.
Lots of work to be done Devs.

Bump cause it was on 2nd page

ALL IS VAIN

Sang it in my head as a heavy metal song and it all made since!

This…is a thing of beauty!! It got stuck in my head after i read it and went to bed…couldn’t sleep it kept saying ALL IS VAIN! in my ears xD

so instead of trying to fall asleep again I have decided to post here…

#allisvain!!!

Drafigo.4690:

Sang it in my head as a heavy metal song and it all made since!

This world is pain
All is vain

Just screw it all
Mid point has animal

Lets try again
Yet all is vain

Girlfriend cut the cord
Because of leaderboard!

mighty meak.6387:

but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win

I keep returning to this and re-reading it for chuckles. There’s definite comfort in sharing traumatic soloQ experiences. The knowledge that we’ve all been in this situation at some point soothes my inner soloQ scrub.

Also,

mighty meak.6387:

w t f skyham

Word.

Save this gem! http://strawpoll.me/879120

Edit: Fixed Link!

hey guys just passing by, wanted to let you know that all is vain.

Hope you guys will have a ALL IS VAIN Christmas!

Need sticky
or
all is vain

mighty meak.6387:

w t f skyham

My thoughts exactly.

TOTY 2014

/fifteen