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Posted by: MeanCoffeeBean.2073

MeanCoffeeBean.2073

w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst

This sums up my entire sPVP experience more succinctly and perfectly than any 1000 word post I could dream up. This is the actual terrible experience of every Skyhammer match boiled down to its purest essence. This is pure art.

all is vain

Yes. Yes it is.

Fluttershy – Mesmer
Clarishy – Ranger
Tinkershy – Engineer

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Posted by: Darnis.4056

Darnis.4056

When I first saw this; I thought; I must draw your epic tale..

but then I realized I couldn’t do it justice, +1’d and bump.

Will the Real Pink Puma Please stand up?

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Posted by: Ariel Cor Leonis Inferi.2894

Ariel Cor Leonis Inferi.2894

#epic post
#skyham
#so scare
#much pvp
#amaze
#wow

Ded gaem

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Posted by: Sylv.5324

Sylv.5324

L2GF scrub

u cant just animals

Ardeth, Sylvari Mesmer
Tarnished Coast

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Posted by: Jono M.8519

Jono M.8519

OP, you need to track down a man named Ian Boyd. Even though he has never played GW, he is a master strategist who’ll give you MLG strats to become rank 1 and get your girl back. Good luck.

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Posted by: Roh.4681

Roh.4681

I crie evry tiem.

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Posted by: MithranArkanere.8957

MithranArkanere.8957

I had a golem read this.

It’s processing unit exploded. All it said was “parser error!”, and then it went “boom”.

SUGGEST-A-TRON says:
PAY—ONCE—UNLOCKS—ARE—ALWAYS—BETTER.
No exceptions!

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Posted by: SoLeciTO.3490

SoLeciTO.3490

I had a golem read this.

It’s processing unit exploded. All it said was “parser error!”, and then it went “boom”.

That’s because your Golem doesn’t have heart.

Is like asking him to understand a poem . .

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Posted by: IBountyHunterI.4601

IBountyHunterI.4601

Just found my graduation quote

All is Vain

Help

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Posted by: Dee Jay.2460

Dee Jay.2460

Posting in a legendary thread.

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Posted by: iTzChaOs.2034

iTzChaOs.2034

Best thread evah <3

#allisvain

200k WvW kills
Champion Illusionist Paragon Magus Genius Shadow Ritualist

(edited by iTzChaOs.2034)

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Posted by: Baal.8643

Baal.8643

OK gusie listen

I’m not your gusie, bro.

im decent pvp

You said that at the start of the match too.

i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves

That’s what you get for rushing into mid alone, zerg with the best son.

next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

You tried to change the plan and confused those noobs now we all look like clowns, junior.

all say lol noob u here for golds

Still not with the program.

gf dont impresss say she leaving now

Girlfriend wasn’t impressed when you said, “watch me play…”

all is vain

Truth.

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Posted by: Ferik.3127

Ferik.3127

Can someone please translate what happened in this round:

but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost

But yeah overall this post made the entire Dec 10 patch seem insignificant XD

Translation:
“At the initial strategy phase of the game I joined, I presented the following plan to my fellow teammates: ‘Dear sirs, would one of you kindly cover the closest point, and then another person attack the nearest NPC type beast for the point bonus, and finally, would the rest of you accompany me to engage the enemy at the middle point?’

However, to my distress, I found myself bereft of assistance when I went to the middle point and when I looked to find where my team was located, I found them all attacking the NPC beast. Not a single person had even decided to attempt in capturing either the point closest to our starting point, nor the farthest!

As a result of this ill fortune, I stood no chance to the overwhelming odds I faced as the enemy advanced upon my position, and I was struck down. Sadly, the game ended up as a loss."

First off, I’d like to thank you for your efforts in broadening the cultural horizons of our day-to-day forum goers. That said, I believe that much of the raw emotion that lives within the original narrative is lost in this translation.

While your version is much more accessible for the everyday reader, I truly hope that they become captivated by the thematic undercurrents and take the time to fully understand the piece in its original form.

Josh, I love you, bro xD

Casual player of all races, classes and genders
Champion Slayer | sPvP Rank 90
Dragonbrand

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Posted by: Sirendor.1394

Sirendor.1394

It is curious how it managed to capture the feel of SPvP. We need a WvW version of this. xD

Gandara – Vabbi – Ring of Fire – Fissure of Woe – Vabbi
SPvP as Standalone All is Vain

(edited by Sirendor.1394)

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Posted by: Lachanche.6859

Lachanche.6859

I feel inspired ! here’s an haiku to celebrate this masterpiece.

sad yet true story
his words like wounds: all is vain
essence of solo queue

(edited by Lachanche.6859)

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Posted by: redslion.9675

redslion.9675

Skyhammer gives me diabeetus.

You will never be able to know what an engineer is going to do next…

because he doesn’t know it himself

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Posted by: Eyia Hellhide.7320

Eyia Hellhide.7320

and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win

The story of my life.

The night is dark and full of turnips.

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Posted by: Selenya.6410

Selenya.6410

Ahahah, omg you made my day man. Gaurd pov, no sheeet.

Nexon = Advanced Cancer

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Posted by: aelfwe.4239

aelfwe.4239

OK gusie listen
im decent pvp
but my gf left me
coz of lederborsd
i mean W T F
i enter new leaderrbord after reset
and i say i am decent
i adapt
i see no gaurd so i think ok go gaurd
i go imba heal guard
adn i am gona mid
and i heal and i heal and i heal moar
but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win
next game i say ho ho ho no guard no gaurd at all i go imba power crit wahtever
but guy at srat say ok gusy lisen plan
1 close 1 animal 1 far rest mid
ok ok i say i am mid coz far is noob
burt map say i am 1 mid rest animal no close no far
and i die hard lol
loost
then enters next
and i say lol i know now i follow plan noooobs
w t f skyham
i change imba engi canon trololol
so caanon here i comes
1 mesmer hiding and pul no prob i push and push broken glass canon all mine
i shoot a shoot b shoot c
w t f
non see abc
they all canon gate coz it causy no push nothing just fight fight fight
chase chase chse
i say go b go a and go c
all say lol noob u here for golds
lossst
gf now half interest
i say ok lissen good i win next i go up 90%
but i dont
all ranks 10 for goold
next is same and next
70% and down
ranks down too
i go guard i am mad no guard love
i go engi bunker power right no nothing
i do ele i go war ooops w t f war nerfes
69% and down
gf dont impresss say she leaving now
all is vain

Plz Anet plz let me join solo queue with this guy i swear i’ll never leave gw2 im gonna buy tons of gems but pls let me join solo queue with this guys PLZZZZZZZZZZZ

Aelfwe Dark Asura Mesmer\Thief,
FREE PYRO

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Posted by: Oishi.4358

Oishi.4358

Has this been posted on reddit? I feel like it belongs there.

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Posted by: Kyoushu.7321

Kyoushu.7321

Epic. Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Thank you

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Posted by: MarkPhilips.5169

MarkPhilips.5169

This deserves to be a song.

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Posted by: Lord Hammer Hand.4815

Lord Hammer Hand.4815

story of my life except the gf leaving part :P

Pacific Islander Legion [NoyP]
Black Gate
Ruthless Legend

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Posted by: Baal.8643

Baal.8643

story of my life except the gf leaving part :P

Cause you have to have a gf for her to leave amirite?

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Posted by: Selvyy.3468

Selvyy.3468

Skyhammer gives me diabeetus.

and i already lost a leg.

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Posted by: Dottore.3401

Dottore.3401

master piece …

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Posted by: Kujastro.1853

Kujastro.1853

That was gold. I liked it so much I took a photo of the post, got it professionally developed; and took it to a master frame-maker to craft me a simply EXQUISITELY designed frame – which he also fitted and lacquered for a finishing sheen that makes you smack your lips.

That’s going straight to the pool room that is.


Roger Ram Jet’s Head-Music – http://youtu.be/rovdLR94-L8

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Posted by: Iplaytokill.1674

Iplaytokill.1674

all is vain.

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Posted by: tronjeremy.5820

tronjeremy.5820

patch ladderbards

Best Teef NA – http://twitch.tv/tronjeremy_
S/D Condi Build Video – http://goo.gl/bYGs9n
Stronkhold Beta Gameplay – http://goo.gl/IMb8qb

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Posted by: Valheru Baal.9456

Valheru Baal.9456

I don’t want to see this thread on the second page, because then it all would be vain.

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Posted by: Kyoushu.7321

Kyoushu.7321

Over 20k views, please sticky this! Bump for awesomeness.

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Posted by: Upham.6137

Upham.6137

Every time I log in I come here and give the OP another +1.

Bläck Dähliä

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Posted by: Frenk.5917

Frenk.5917

I’m gonna put this thread in my sig, in order to not to lose it in the mist of the forums!

Frenk – EU
All is vain

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Posted by: Fray.3417

Fray.3417

This is a masterpiece. Legendary status.

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Posted by: RaZaC.1963

RaZaC.1963

A True Beauty. #allisvain

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Posted by: Amstel Steel.2058

Amstel Steel.2058

I think that conquest is easy for new players to get into…

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Posted by: Expiatus.4210

Expiatus.4210

Amazingly funny!

Anvil Rock – Out manned, out gunned and no repair costs, so Leeroy up and dive in.
See you in Tyria.

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Posted by: Incurafy.6329

Incurafy.6329

need sticky
or
all is vain

thiefhitfor2kbetternerf
all is vain

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Posted by: Takato.4976

Takato.4976

The sad part in all of this is how much it sums up PvP so well.
Lots of work to be done Devs.

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Posted by: Wranglerist.5489

Wranglerist.5489

Bump cause it was on 2nd page

ALL IS VAIN

#ELEtism

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Posted by: Drafigo.4690

Drafigo.4690

Sang it in my head as a heavy metal song and it all made since!

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Posted by: Oslaf Beinir.5842

Oslaf Beinir.5842

This…is a thing of beauty!! It got stuck in my head after i read it and went to bed…couldn’t sleep it kept saying ALL IS VAIN! in my ears xD

so instead of trying to fall asleep again I have decided to post here…

#allisvain!!!

Get In The Van Yo[PR] -Play on Far Shiverpeaks/Gunner’s Hold/Vabbi

“Revenant is actual proof that devs read the necromancer forum” – Pelopidas.2140

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Posted by: GankSinatra.2653

GankSinatra.2653

Sang it in my head as a heavy metal song and it all made since!

This world is pain
All is vain

Just screw it all
Mid point has animal

Lets try again
Yet all is vain

Girlfriend cut the cord
Because of leaderboard!

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Posted by: Aereniel.7356

Aereniel.7356

but w t f
i am alone
no one helps no loves
1vall
i die no win

I keep returning to this and re-reading it for chuckles. There’s definite comfort in sharing traumatic soloQ experiences. The knowledge that we’ve all been in this situation at some point soothes my inner soloQ scrub.

Also,

w t f skyham

Word.

Been here since launch
Legend S1-S3 with 100% solo queue 100% conquest
Filthy casual, 6k sPvP games

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Posted by: Blimm.5028

Blimm.5028

Save this gem! http://strawpoll.me/879120

Edit: Fixed Link!

Think With Portals [TWP]: 4th of 16 at Guildnews.de cup
Liane Frostfire – Elementalist [TWP] Ilona Frostfire – Mesmer [TWP]
Enya Frostfire – Mesmer [OMFG]

(edited by Blimm.5028)

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Posted by: Lachanche.6859

Lachanche.6859

hey guys just passing by, wanted to let you know that all is vain.

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Posted by: Wranglerist.5489

Wranglerist.5489

Hope you guys will have a ALL IS VAIN Christmas!

#ELEtism

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Posted by: Neuroticgrim.8769

Neuroticgrim.8769

Need sticky
or
all is vain

[JINX] – [BG → FA] – (Veteran Commander) – Neuroticanecro

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Posted by: MrsKryten.5104

MrsKryten.5104

w t f skyham

My thoughts exactly.

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Posted by: Metatail.1306

Metatail.1306

TOTY 2014

/fifteen