Guild Wars 2

Almostfaceman.1804:

An Omega golem and 4 Alpha golems with 50 people on a Sunday night? We get it Borlis Pass, you really really really really really really really want second place.

:-)

I was kind of irritated when that call went out to get people to take over DRs BL, we were so close to taking SM! Luckily EB thought we were all in DR, and didn’t notice when the golems came a knockin’

Plus, I hate kickin’ a man while he’s down as long as EBay is still around to kick.

tas.6310:

Almostfaceman.1804:

An Omega golem and 4 Alpha golems with 50 people on a Sunday night? We get it Borlis Pass, you really really really really really really really want second place.

:-)

That? That was just Dtc Justice and my friends having a bit of fun. We do love our golems!

NOPE that was me and my guild (BURN) screwing around after our guild events, was a good bit of fun, loved the portal bomb attempts after we took your tower and decided to just hang out in it

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

You shouldn’t be speaking, just ask Snacks from your guild what happened after he challenged me, (all due to respect for actually accepting but meh). So let me know when you wanna fight

Dradiin.8935:

So i originally had this really long tirade about how DR sucks up to Ebay, but its really not worth the effort. If DR wants to be puppets that is their choice and i wont begrudge them for it.

Good luck for the rest of the week everyone.

O m g your tears are especially delicious.

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

Dang dude, I was killing Badness Pass on my level 5 alt and my K/D was 3,650-1; I kinda felt a little embarassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

Lies………….

EBay! Why is your server so awful that a guy killed you five hundred times over? I mean, at this rate, you’ll never take first place and oh wait…

Of course, the only reason why EBay has first place is because of our unholy alliance with them. (Sorry Borlis, but EBay offered us cupcakes. With sprinkles. …arranged in an unholy manner.)

Lol, sorry [SLVR] crashed your fight club tonight! We saw you guys, thought there was trouble, went all “Lancelot mode”. No harm intended.

Guildee of mine was after polishing off events and Vet kills for Monthly and we decided Borliss BL seemed prime ground for doing so. Being that you guys are so busy in EB and all, we largely had full run of the place (minus one very angry Asura mes lol). So we trolled your Quaggans, supplies, and sentries for a while. Again, no harm intended. Thanks for being such gracious hosts! =D

Don’t worry BP! If the score trend continues, AR will be up with you guys next week and we can resume our Brolis Rock Alliance. We will have our plans and phases in place to double team the kitten out of Ebay.

pixieish.9627:

EBay! Why is your server so awful that a guy killed you five hundred times over? I mean, at this rate, you’ll never take first place and oh wait…

Of course, the only reason why EBay has first place is because of our unholy alliance with them. (Sorry Borlis, but EBay offered us cupcakes. With sprinkles. …arranged in an unholy manner.)

That’s not just any guy, that’s Walabone of Ascension War [WAR]. He kills people in his sleep.

Gab Superstar.4059:

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

Only cool people brag about killing baddies on the forums. It’s true!

Or they post XvY videos. It’s true!

Opc.4718:

Don’t worry BP! If the score trend continues, AR will be up with you guys next week and we can resume our Brolis Rock Alliance. We will have our plans and phases in place to double team the kitten out of Ebay.

Would be great to have AR in this tier, instead of those terrible people who plays for 2nd, and I just failed at inner Lowlands 50% GRRAOJSDKASDPKP!K #IMMAD2013

Ouch, everyone be hatin’ on my level of inebriation when I posted last night. Or jealous? Or mad? I wasn’t even on my main and we were still wrecking face all day in EBay’s BL. Only reason we ever died was because we were outnumbered 2-1 or Ebay decided to play Horde mode with us by respawning in wave after wave after wave and throwing themselves onto our swords.

Only guild on EBay I have any respect for is Sekz. I’d like to say pK too, but I’ve only fought them when they’ve had 3x our numbers so I can’t really say for sure how good they are, though they moved really well as a unit. ECHO has some good players, but they have no honor in battle, in my experience, so I don’t respect them.

Archer.1658:

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

You shouldn’t be speaking, just ask Snacks from your guild what happened after he challenged me, (all due to respect for actually accepting but meh). So let me know when you wanna fight

LAWL. I hear you’re a confusion Mesmer baddie. You play the most broken class setup in the game and you brag about how good you are? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! How much skill does it take to stack confusion? (About as much as it takes to spam Heartseeker or Cloak and Dagger on a thief: None!)

Meh. I’ll still beat you – I’m better than Snacks (no offense, bro! <3).

Incoming du-elllllllll?

Walabone.6713:

Ouch, everyone be hatin’ on my level of inebriation when I posted last night. Or jealous? Or mad? I wasn’t even on my main and we were still wrecking face all day in EBay’s BL. Only reason we ever died was because we were outnumbered 2-1 or Ebay decided to play Horde mode with us by respawning in wave after wave after wave and throwing themselves onto our swords.

Only guild on EBay I have any respect for is Sekz. I’d like to say pK too, but I’ve only fought them when they’ve had 3x our numbers so I can’t really say for sure how good they are, though they moved really well as a unit. ECHO has some good players, but they have no honor in battle, in my experience, so I don’t respect them.

Archer.1658:

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

You shouldn’t be speaking, just ask Snacks from your guild what happened after he challenged me, (all due to respect for actually accepting but meh). So let me know when you wanna fight

LAWL. I hear you’re a confusion Mesmer baddie. You play the most broken class setup in the game and you brag about how good you are? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! How much skill does it take to stack confusion? (About as much as it takes to spam Heartseeker or Cloak and Dagger on a thief: None!)

Meh. I’ll still beat you – I’m better than Snacks (no offense, bro! <3).

Brave Warrior of Borlis Pass! I am your biggest fan!

Walabone.6713:

Ouch, everyone be hatin’ on my level of inebriation when I posted last night. Or jealous? Or mad? I wasn’t even on my main and we were still wrecking face all day in EBay’s BL. Only reason we ever died was because we were outnumbered 2-1 or Ebay decided to play Horde mode with us by respawning in wave after wave after wave and throwing themselves onto our swords.

Only guild on EBay I have any respect for is Sekz. I’d like to say pK too, but I’ve only fought them when they’ve had 3x our numbers so I can’t really say for sure how good they are, though they moved really well as a unit. ECHO has some good players, but they have no honor in battle, in my experience, so I don’t respect them.

Archer.1658:

Walabone.6713:

Thank you to everyone who came to our St. Patrick’s Day Crawl! And a special thanks to Ebay for all the badges! I think my K/D spread was like 150-5; I kinda felt a little embarrassed for dying that much to baddies. Hopefully my server won’t think less of me

You shouldn’t be speaking, just ask Snacks from your guild what happened after he challenged me, (all due to respect for actually accepting but meh). So let me know when you wanna fight

LAWL. I hear you’re a confusion Mesmer baddie. You play the most broken class setup in the game and you brag about how good you are? Ha! Don’t make me laugh! How much skill does it take to stack confusion? (About as much as it takes to spam Heartseeker or Cloak and Dagger on a thief: None!)

Meh. I’ll still beat you – I’m better than Snacks (no offense, bro! <3).

Only outnumbered 2-1 and only 150 kills? Get to the 3-1 level and 400+ kills and then you can start moving that scale away from the ‘think less of you’ side. But too be honest on a good initiate from ADQQBSty we knock down about 5-10 within a few seconds which evens the numbers out a bit.

Where does AD usually hang out? I’d like to see them myself.

Usually the BLs. More room to maneuver and flank.

Score update please?

111, 378 eb / 64,497 bp / 57, 676 dr

Dynnen.6405:

Only outnumbered 2-1 and only 150 kills? Get to the 3-1 level and 400+ kills and then you can start moving that scale away from the ‘think less of you’ side. But too be honest on a good initiate from ADQQBSty we knock down about 5-10 within a few seconds which evens the numbers out a bit.

Well, I’m being humble. It could very well have been 3-1. And we probably got more than 150 kills. I really only died 5 times in 6 hours… and that was only because I was really drunk. Lets just say that Ebay was putting swords on the maps, and we had no where near those numbers (only 5 [WAR] ever in the zone). Doesn’t really matter. We were all just having fun, and I got home from the party and was feeling pretty awesome and wanted to talk some silly trash before I passed out.

But seriously, where does AD/QQ/BSty play at? I haven’t seen any DR all week! I really wanted to skirmish with you guys (huge fun of all your videos!).

Scourge.1563:

111, 378 eb / 64,497 bp / 57, 676 dr

I am more interested in the current PPT seeing as it was today last week Borlis decided pvd was fun.

PS Sorry to the ECHO guy, I didn’t mean to stomp you. I’m really hung over.

Walabone.6713:

ECHO has some good players, but they have no honor in battle, in my experience, so I don’t respect them.

…

But seriously, where does AD/QQ/BSty play at? I haven’t seen any DR all week! I really wanted to skirmish with you guys (huge fun of all your videos!).

ECHO are bro of fight-mans when you get to know them. I give each 5 leg hugs + ears. Honor in battle subjective, tho. Could mean they choose lame pokemans for instant gym win or convince others to eat the red Play-doh cause it tastes like strawburrys (by the way, it does not. Induces homicidal rage in Asuras.)

Edit: After some thought my ears tingled. I used Asura magic’puters and google-booped a webzone with edible Play-doh recipes. I encourage ECHO to experiment with them in peace and friendship. http://www.dealiciousmom.com/edible-play-dough-10-yummy-recipes/

As for ADQQSTY, play times and numbers can vary. Most of us start getting on and running at around 5PM PST and run until 9-10PM PST, depending. Some of Bsty gets on earlier and starts runnin’.

We mostly run in BL’s, but we’ve been running in Eternal a lot lately, too. Eternal is fun in this match-up.

Carbun.5428:

Score update please?

It is going to be funny when Crystal Desert comes down to t5 and nullifies BP’s only advantage.

Gorefiend.9675:

Scourge.1563:

111, 378 eb / 64,497 bp / 57, 676 dr

I am more interested in the current PPT seeing as it was today last week Borlis decided pvd was fun.

What you do we do

Walabone.6713:

PS Sorry to the ECHO guy, I didn’t mean to stomp you. I’m really hung over.

Hmm…

I’ve never seen a [WAR] tag on BP before. Only guild that makes it self known on BP by running anything remotely smalled manned or organized is [GOAT] and [BURN]

[BURN] has good tactics with distractions and ninja sieges, usually pretty persistent.

and [GOAT] is the only guild i’ve seen time and time again make an honest effort to run something organized away from a zerg and not shy away from an open field fight.

but your obvious disdain for us stems from something real. I dont know what happened to you man, (Archer really rustling your jimmies that bad?), but if you have a bone to pick with us your welcome to challenge us, we’ll take you even numbered or outnumbered, or your whole guild if you’d like. We love a good fight

Gorefiend.9675:

It is going to be funny when Crystal Desert comes down to t5 and nullifies BP’s only advantage.

Yum, petty insults over my Monday morning coffee.

ninja edit

double ninja edit – just gonna stick to sipping coffee

I must say, kicking the kitten out of ebay last we was very enjoyable. The crying was even better. But for sure here are the giant DB’s I remember form the last time we faced off. Forum warriors.

Wizardauz.3761:

Walabone.6713:

PS Sorry to the ECHO guy, I didn’t mean to stomp you. I’m really hung over.

Hmm…

I’ve never seen a [WAR] tag on BP before. Only guild that makes it self known on BP by running anything remotely smalled manned or organized is [GOAT] and [BURN]

[BURN] has good tactics with distractions and ninja sieges, usually pretty persistent.

and [GOAT] is the only guild i’ve seen time and time again make an honest effort to run something organized away from a zerg and not shy away from an open field fight.

but your obvious disdain for us stems from something real. I dont know what happened to you man, (Archer really rustling your jimmies that bad?), but if you have a bone to pick with us your welcome to challenge us, we’ll take you even numbered or outnumbered, or your whole guild if you’d like. We love a good fight

We’re a pretty small guild. You’ll only see us have more thakittenman on Friday nights. And I was on vacation last week (and hardly wanted to play WvW cause it was lopsided).

Walabone.6713:

We’re a pretty small guild. You’ll only see us have more thakittenman on Friday nights. And I was on vacation last week (and hardly wanted to play WvW cause it was lopsided).

Next time then, when your all on, who knows we may be here a while!

Well, certain parties in here got rather petty really quickly.

And BP’s unhappy with perceived alliances, and yet quickly call out for a vocal formal alliance the moment they get a wiff of a possibility that one of their tier buddies is showing up. Is that how you beat IoJ? Jumping on top of them like a pair of oversized cats eager to smother them like the homicidal feline furballs they are? Since we were whomping that server while fighting off EBay. And to a lesser extent SBI.

Of course, your types aren’t the mouthies that we’ve come across. We had to deal with several weeks of Maguuma, followed by a few of Kaineg, but while they were bragging about their superiority, they had the numbers to prove it. (And the numbers, but that’s a different matter.)

You know, if DR does manage to linger on this tier just a little longer, perhaps next week for fun and giggles we actually should sign some non-aggressive pact with EBay to ensure that there isn’t a single blot of green on the map, except during the night when we’re all asleep. Might as well, given all your constant suggestions of it, hm?

Tier buddies, is there anything the power of friendship can’t do ?

If you must know AR and BP will probably hit Ebay hard while holding hands and throwing flowers from our rainbow colored Unicorn’s.

That how we roll.

Let me explain the issue I have with BP:

1) You guys have the night time population of a high t4/ low t3 server
2) Your NA population is very similar to Ehmrys (Mid to low t4)

You should be destroying this tier but instead are being destroyed. When you (Borlis) decides to attack, you use the most plain methods possible. Be it either golem rushing or attacking when there is no opponent. You don’t use trick play, coordination of several attacks on different objectives, or even ninja attempts. Just like last reset on Ehmry borderlands, all you did was bounce between the different keeps hoping something would work. I consider that terrible gameplay.

We on Ehmry respect those who are good. Whether it is ADQQSTY who will beat the kitten out of you or Maguuma of old whose coordination of their whole server was downright scary. Borlis Pass just does not have much going for it.

Next Weeks : Broliss Rock will be reunited again!

@Gorefiend

BP doesn’t have the NA population of a T4 server. Are you saying AR and NSP could be T4?

Nuzt.7894:

Tier buddies, is there anything the power of friendship can’t do ?

If you must know AR and BP will probably hit Ebay hard while holding hands and throwing flowers from our rainbow colored Unicorn’s.

That how we roll.

I… I would mock this strategy, but instead I am only overwhelmed with both jealousy and fear at such a magical friendship!

Kardiamond.6952:

@Gorefiend

BP doesn’t have the NA population of a T4 server. Are you saying AR and NSP could be T4?

I don’t think you realize how much the tiers have changed since the time of free transfers. Borlis Pass has an NA population incredibly similar to Ehmrys. I still consider Ehmry’s NA mid to low t4.

Borlis couldn’t win this match so they are already writing wall-of-text essay for next weeks chest thump along with AR? At least you guys are admitting to 2v1.

I would love to see a 4 way, DR/Ehmry vs. BP/AR! Or maybe just ECHO/ADQQSTy vs everything

Creepy Silent.9801:

I would love to see a 4 way, DR/Ehmry vs. BP/AR! Or maybe just ECHO/ADQQSTy vs everything

ECHO/ADQQSTy/SEKZ vs everthing…I don’t think the Anet servers could handle that level of epicness.

Admitting to 2 vs. 1 ?

Do you believe everything you read ?

Its to bad that DR will most likely be dropping, trolling you would be like taking candy from Ebay.

I can so see us now, AR and BP skipping along and singing all one of Carly Rae Jepsem’s greatest hits as we bash EBay together. Then, as all the green disappears from every map, we all laugh and smile and then… turn on each other like rabid animals while EBay takes everything back. Ah, fun times are comin’…

Yes, indeedee.

Keep the petty BP insults coming, maybe throw in some “your momma” jokes for good measure.

Gorefiend.9675:

Creepy Silent.9801:

I would love to see a 4 way, DR/Ehmry vs. BP/AR! Or maybe just ECHO/ADQQSTy vs everything

ECHO/ADQQSTy/SEKZ vs everthing…I don’t think the Anet servers could handle that level of epicness.

Well you guys sure have an EGO

@GoreFiend

How much it changed since free transfer? Since then we fought like 6-7 time vs Borliss Pass. We know them. That’s why I’m saying if BP is T4, then what rank are AR and NSP? Are we T4/5 too?

I really doubt BP has the NA population of EB.

Gorefiend.9675:

Let me explain the issue I have with BP:

1) You guys have the night time population of a high t4/ low t3 server
2) Your NA population is very similar to Ehmrys (Mid to low t4)

You should be destroying this tier but instead are being destroyed. When you (Borlis) decides to attack, you use the most plain methods possible. Be it either golem rushing or attacking when there is no opponent. You don’t use trick play, coordination of several attacks on different objectives, or even ninja attempts. Just like last reset on Ehmry borderlands, all you did was bounce between the different keeps hoping something would work. I consider that terrible gameplay.

We on Ehmry respect those who are good. Whether it is ADQQSTY who will beat the kitten out of you or Maguuma of old whose coordination of their whole server was downright scary. Borlis Pass just does not have much going for it.

Put another giant zerg together and let us know how good you are.

Kardiamond.6952:

@GoreFiend

How much it changed since free transfer? Since then we fought like 6-7 time vs Borliss Pass. We know them. That’s why I’m saying if BP is T4, then what rank are AR and NSP? Are we T4/5 too?

I really doubt BP has the NA population of EB.

BP has the NA population of a t4/5 server. If AR has a similar population then you also have the population of a t4/5 server. Also, I am not saying BP is a t4/5 server. They do not have the skill as a server to pull that off. I am not sure of DR’s actual NA strength seeing as how they do not have their fairweathers out. But they don’t have enough population for t5 though.

Are they not beating DR ?

Serious question, I don’t have Millenium up atm.

~Insert droll post about how AR knows exactly what BP’s population is from the legion of AR spies embedded in our huge Oceanic guilds.~

If Ebay honestly thinks we have equal populations then our skill-less server is good for bamboozling you folks at least.

Plok.6145:

Put another giant zerg together and let us know how good you are.

Will do. Put together another golem rush so we can meet you halfway.

Faux Sheaux.6179:

Plok.6145:

Put another giant zerg together and let us know how good you are.

Will do. Put together another golem rush so we can meet you halfway.

We’re already disassembling them all on our BL. I even got screenies. They’re priceless.

Dear emmybay PK guilds,

A sub 80 PK ele knocked off two noQQ and killed us at the jump puzzle. (It was awesome, I admit. We had to start over. )

None-the-less, that’s why we killed you at jump puzzles.

Love,

ADQQSTY