Guild Wars 2

Yes. a [RET] Commander that gave you a BOX OF FUN.

PATIENTLY AWAITING REFUND I. T. T.

what are you even talking about, this was 3 or 4 hours before your carebear event was even suppose to go down. You guys better get on the same page, half of you are trying to say there was no working together and the other half are saying it’s because FA was doing\going to do ________.

Usagi.4835:

In fairness, you have some of your own people to blame for that; we were told that some of the more prominent people from FA’s guilds were planning a ‘trojan-horse’ attack. That claim was further backed up by the fact that there was a dolyak from RET with a commander tag on…

ower.9143:

Yeah, ok kiddo. Have the SS to show it and EB at this point is still evenly split. Guess it was just a coincidence. Guess TC is happy being BG’s kitten and playing for 2nd.

I wouldn’t mind being BG’s kitten! I’m totally okay with that!

Sunspots.9861:

FA can have Snookie next time around.

No thank you.

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

Never trust a KN with a cookie and who speaks of Dolyaks.- Sun Tzu, Art of War

kittenaper.7902:

Just wanted to give a shout out to TC, it’s been amazing to see how much better you guys have gotten. I’ve Been guesting some pve over there and I have to say, some of the friendliest people I’ve come across, and some good sports on the battle field, best of wishes from Black Gate.

You know, it’s funny, I’ve done a lot of dungeons with BG peeps and in fact (like most I’m sure) with other servers in general, and I’ve always felt this unwritten rule of “dont’ mention Wv3” in the same manner as Fawlty Tower’s joke of “Don’t mention the war!”. Funny thing is, nobody ever talks about it even when they ask what servers people are from.

ghtchill.7613:

-snip-

Some of us have been following your progress through the ranks, serious kudos to your server for literally storming through the tiers. Looking forward to reset with you guys.

And now, for some late game music:

ghtchill.7613:

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

Would be awesome to have a massive three-server non-agro parade next Thursday with Kain/BG/TC .. make it a record turnout. Save up your ruminant tonics!

RoninDB.9540:

FA – it has been a fun, no drama week – well, besides the seemingly ill-fated yak parade. I hope you do really well in the next few weeks and we look forward to fighting you again! And you killing our yaks again :P

You have fun as well. Maybe you will get a flawless dolyak parade going. I guess the folks on FA just don’t like dolyaks. They do smell funny.

I guess we won’t be getting a Ronin score update this matchup. Maybe next time FA and TC meet in the field, you’ll give us one. :P

I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed this match. I say this with no ill will: I hope BG never moves back up to t1 because I enjoy fighting your WvW’ers and reading your posts. If someone is going to beat TC, I want it to be Blackgate. Thank you for being gracious winners and showing that being t1 capable doesn’t mean you have to throw out sportsmanship and fun. Thank you for this match up and I can’t wait until reset! See you guys on the battlefield.

Score update without siege

Magiofdeath.2745:

I guess the folks on FA just don’t like dolyaks. They do smell funny.

Quite the contrary! We love us some dolyak! The dolyak is the fruit of the Borderlands. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, dolyak -kabobs, dolyak creole, dolyak gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple dolyak, lemon dolyak, coconut dolyak, pepper dolyak, dolyak soup, dolyak stew, dolyak salad, dolyak and potatoes, dolyak burger, dolyak sandwich. That- that’s about it.

Dolyak! It’s what’s for dinner (and breakfast and brunch and lunch and tea and midnight snacks)!

Cord.5371:

Magiofdeath.2745:

I guess the folks on FA just don’t like dolyaks. They do smell funny.

Quite the contrary! We love us some dolyak! The dolyak is the fruit of the Borderlands. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, dolyak -kabobs, dolyak creole, dolyak gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple dolyak, lemon dolyak, coconut dolyak, pepper dolyak, dolyak soup, dolyak stew, dolyak salad, dolyak and potatoes, dolyak burger, dolyak sandwich. That- that’s about it.

Dolyak! It’s what’s for dinner (and breakfast and brunch and lunch and tea and midnight snacks)!

Now I’m hungry. I could go for a dolyak burger right about now. Put some bacon on it too. There’s some pigs in WvW I believe.

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

And for our FA friends we made, we’ll miss you!

Miiaah.5416:

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

And for our FA friends we made, we’ll miss you!

You know what these score updates are missing? Redheads. :x

Magiofdeath.2745:

Miiaah.5416:

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

And for our FA friends we made, we’ll miss you!

You know what these score updates are missing? Redheads. :x

Since it’s already at the end, i’ll give you that one.

Magiofdeath.2745:

Miiaah.5416:

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

And for our FA friends we made, we’ll miss you!

You know what these score updates are missing? Redheads. :x

I’ll get on with a necro, my new Ele only made it to 30 in WvW over the last 2 days, I wish I had started her on reset she would be full exotics by now

Magiofdeath.2745:

You have fun as well. Maybe you will get a flawless dolyak parade going. I guess the folks on FA just don’t like dolyaks. They do smell funny.

The FA players or the dolyaks?

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

wait…. there was siege in the other ones? i never actually noticed it…

JaredKincade.9761:

Magiofdeath.2745:

You have fun as well. Maybe you will get a flawless dolyak parade going. I guess the folks on FA just don’t like dolyaks. They do smell funny.

The FA players or the dolyaks?

I showered so I know I don’t smell funny! The dolyaks sir, the dolyaks.

My computer is not the greatest. I’m getting a new one… so the quality is meh. But.. she is a redhead with … tats.. and she’s a lil burly. Just sayin.

This has been a fun week, with maps turning green, red and blue. The tenacity of all 3 servers has been a pleasure. And my apologies to the BG PvE’ers who were getting map completion on your borderlands… It’s hard to tell if you’re a threat before my knives are out. <3

Phantom.8130:

Miiaah.5416:

Score update without siege

wait…. there was siege in the other ones? i never actually noticed it…

For all those wondering about the staff it is the Deathwish, I get PMed a lot in game too so maybe this will help

@Ronin – Norn are just pure win. Nice Norn you got there! I posted my Norn ranger with my score update on page 8. Norn and Charr are my favorite races in this game.

@Miiaah – thanks for the information. Now I just need to find or buy one for my necro. Hopefully they’re not too expensive, because I doubt I’ll ever find one, lol.

Hopefully we’ll meet again TC and BG. Good luck to all teams next week!

Thanks for all the fun this week TC and FA, especially the Durios Slaughter. “Never forget”

Good match all. Also, for the size of this thread, it was nice, clean and respectful overall. I like to see that as a compliment to the match itself. Good luck in your next match FA. It was good seeing your server name on the scoreboard again after all this time.

Magiofdeath.2745:

You know what these score updates are missing? Redheads. :x

Kay.

Hydrophidian.4319:

Magiofdeath.2745:

You know what these score updates are missing? Redheads. :x

Kay.

Looooool, carrot top!

Here’s another (not sure if this person is natural redhead though).

Pot – you cannot make up the “Durios Slaughter” when you keep “affectionately” calling it the Durios Slaughter. It’s like you say.. “Sorry baby” then teehee behind your hand :/

J/K J/K) I’m sure I killed you more then a few times.. at some point… I try and stay away from hammer warriors.. they are sooo big.

RoninDB.9540:

I try and stay away from hammer warriors.. they are sooo big.

Cough.

To the mish-mash of BG and FA fighting in EB just now .. wanted to let you know my computer suddenly rebooted after a software update I failed to notice. You’re welcome for my bag Hope it was something good.

There, some random redhead player I found…

Magiofdeath.2745:

Looooool, carrot top!

Here’s another (not sure if this person is natural redhead though).

That’s Felicia Day. Yes, she’s a natural redhead… and an ubergeek. And if she plays GW2 at all, she’s probably on TC.

Hydrophidian.4319:

And if she plays GW2 at all, she’s probably on TC.

She more than plays it. She’s in it (Zojja). And I’ve seen a video of her bragging about her Deluxe edition on YouTube.

GreyFreeman.2516:

Hydrophidian.4319:

And if she plays GW2 at all, she’s probably on TC.

She more than plays it. She’s in it (Zojja). And I’ve seen a video of her bragging about her Deluxe edition on YouTube.

Yah, but she’s a very busy bee.

Hydrophidian.4319:

GreyFreeman.2516:

Hydrophidian.4319:

And if she plays GW2 at all, she’s probably on TC.

She more than plays it. She’s in it (Zojja). And I’ve seen a video of her bragging about her Deluxe edition on YouTube.

Yah, but she’s a very busy bee.

I know who it is. I’ve watched every episode of the guild. :P She also played/plays WoW. She is probably too busy to play any games at this time anyways. Lol.

I guess since she’s a natural redhead, that makes her the ginger queen (I’d say Christina Hendrix would be tied for that, but she’s actually not a natural redhead). This makes it even better to be a ginger myself. :P

WTB a new back.

*cries

Holy crap that’s a lot of snow.

ghtchill.7613:

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

I’ll believe you when War Machine (including Jang) show up to the Dolyak parade, remain entirely passive, and join in on our fun.

Jayne.9251:

WTB a new back.

*cries

Holy crap that’s a lot of snow.

I know right? You can buy them from Orr temple vendors for 42k karma though so it isn’t so bad, exotic back time!

Kerithlan.1659:

ghtchill.7613:

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

I’ll believe you when War Machine (including Jang) show up to the Dolyak parade, remain entirely passive, and join in on our fun.

LOL! Yeah … that’s not going to happen. If I’m wrong, I’ll record myself eating one of my sweaty gym socks. Hmmm, I better pick up a nice Merlot to go with that just in case.

;D update for da Coast

Liquid.9672:

Kerithlan.1659:

ghtchill.7613:

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

I’ll believe you when War Machine (including Jang) show up to the Dolyak parade, remain entirely passive, and join in on our fun.

LOL! Yeah … that’s not going to happen. If I’m wrong, I’ll record myself eating one of my sweaty gym socks. Hmmm, I better pick up a nice Merlot to go with that just in case.

I’m rooting for a positive outcome .. participating in a tri-server parade is more about honor than anything else. I suspect they’ll rise to the challenge. Better get a second bottle

danni.1824:

;D update for da Coast

The best part about TC’s updates will always be the chat box

Splashy ftw!

Nice match this week! FA – See you soon, I am sure.

I’ve never understood this whole parade thing. The original incident was before my time. Personally I wouldn’t engage unless attacked because I know it’s just someone’s idea of fun and I wouldn’t want to get in the way of that. I’ve come to the opinion though that it’s simply too kitten to expect that every single person on a server is going to refrain from killing a red tag in a PvP zone given that not everyone reads these forums, pays attention much to chat, or even has a lot of experience in WvWvW. Don’t you think those hair-trigger pugs who end up attacking siegerazer, when it is strategically better to leave him alone, and won’t stop or even respond are a perfect example of the kittenness of an expectation for a cease-fire? It has nothing to do with honor and everything to do with situational awareness and level of experience of the individual players.

Then the QQ and drama and attempts at guilt tripping others over getting attacked only invites more attacks. If the parade occurred at a more reasonable time for me, I might have considered joining in, but all the drama around it has been a real turn-off and leaves me almost cheering on those who attack it on purpose now.

Anyway, good luck with Kaineng.

Jayne.9251:

Liquid.9672:

Kerithlan.1659:

ghtchill.7613:

Hello BG and TC. I’m hoping our match up thread is as fun this next week as this one seems to have been. Some of you sound worried though…speaking of alliances and what not. You may be over estimating the Kaineng. We can’t have that…

You have no need to worry, we’re only here for the Dolyak Parade. We’ve spent weeks to get here just to meet TC and party with their Yaks The culmination of a “long” journey. We can rest now, for there will be Dolyaks!

Cookie?

I’ll believe you when War Machine (including Jang) show up to the Dolyak parade, remain entirely passive, and join in on our fun.

LOL! Yeah … that’s not going to happen. If I’m wrong, I’ll record myself eating one of my sweaty gym socks. Hmmm, I better pick up a nice Merlot to go with that just in case.

I’m rooting for a positive outcome .. participating in a tri-server parade is more about honor than anything else. I suspect they’ll rise to the challenge. Better get a second bottle

danni.1824:

;D update for da Coast

Forum crash in 3..2..1…

Chaba,

I don’t expect every single person on a server not to attack. I expect that there will be attacks, but I want to surprise the would-be attackers. I want to run by a zerg who has no idea we’re coming. And then they will kill us, but maybe the next week they will want to join. It is not about winning or honor or peace or drama. It is about fun…and yaks.

The people who plan to attack the parade claim they want to stop this ‘abortion of a parade’ once and for all – but I’m not sure why they think culling the herd would make us quit. That’s what we want them to do, because in our deaths we are providing sacrifices to the great Bloody Beard. The dolyak trollers (trollyaks? yes. trollyaks) get lootbags and have their fun, and we have ours.

My only wish is that they would be more inventive. There are so many opportunities for hilarity here. The future videos will be boring if the Trollyaks don’t step up their game.

I have no qq. And neither should anyone else, BG TC or FA.

This isnt even the match up Kain is in tier 2 so :/

Really BG/HB? Just trying to get some map completion done before match resets and you 5v1’ed me. Sigh. Why was that necessary? >< I was the necro you just ganked btw. Ahh well. Hope you got good loot out of my bag.

Magiofdeath.2745:

Really BG/HB? Just trying to get some map completion done before match resets and you 5v1’ed me. Sigh. Why was that necessary? >< I was the necro you just ganked btw. Ahh well. Hope you got good loot out of my bag.

Could say the same for RET, we were just having a tea party in pangloss and they had to run in and smash everything! All of our expensive siege toys and the priceless antique golems! Gone…