Guild Wars 2

He knows too much. I call Pyro OP. Perhaps maybe one of us can actually stump him.

Scenario 1: You’re trying to solo a mesmer/thief duo in the north east ruins. You notice the mesmer is running condition duration food, but you can’t see the thief’s build. As you approach they both stealth. So two questions. 1) What do you do? 2) What type of fruit trees are in the orchard?

Scenario 2: You’re being chased by an enemy zerg, and in order to avoid them you jump into the water. But they still chase you! Just when you think you’re in the clear, someone Polymorph Tunas you. The nerve! Again, two questions. 1) What’s your next move? 2) How many fins does the tuna have, and what type of tuna are you (Yellow Fin? Albacore? Skipjack?)?

Scenario 3: Without checking, what are the cooldowns on our signets? And also, what does the single pointed finger on the signet of inspiration signify? I’m number one? I voted in the recent Afghan election? My nose needs picking? Please clarify.

I support this thread 100%. Pyroathiest OP, nerf Pyro.

(Will get in on this when off cellphone)

We should link this thread to the OMFG main thread if it exceeds one page. =P

He’s going to come up with a random answer, and we will all accept it as law. LOLOLOL

and I think his nose needs picking.

Me likes this thread! I wonder when he’ll respond.

Does it count if I already have?

• 1
  • Blink up to the platform so that you can take a breather and watch them as they unstealth.
  • Spider apples of course, the only type in GW2. Orchards always = spiders
• 2
  • Hope that the tuna runs like the moa when you press 5
    • Also, try and get onto land and see if I morph onto a moa
  • Depends on if you count dorsal, lateral, and tail, or just one or two of those
  • I’ve got a good recipe for yellow fin
• 3
  • Inspiration:45 Illusions:90 Midnight: 36 Domination: 45 (probably closeish)
  • It’s for a sassy finger waggling of course! Those thieves have to be reprimanded now and then…

Edit: Can confirm, have been stumped by Fay

LOL, this thread is amazing xD

Hint:

Midnight: 30

Two nights ago I polymorphed a thief into a tuna and when he got on land he reverted back to his normal self. Can anyone confirm that if you exit onto land when you are polymorphed it automatically cancels the polymorph. I am pretty sure that the timer had not worn off on the skill but I could be wrong.

oh sweet ill be pyros bodyguard then as we are on the same server…and i cant really stomp him unless i see him in spvp.

You’re on a bus speeding along at 60 miles per hour that will explode if your speed drops below 50 miles per hour. What do you do? What do you do? (keanu reeves voice)

law.9410:

You’re on a bus speeding along at 60 miles per hour that will explode if your speed drops below 50 miles per hour. What do you do? What do you do? (keanu reeves voice)

I’ve got Bruce Willis on speed-dial, I figure he can fix it.

unstumpable. thread over

The iMage walks into a bar …

Pyroatheist.9031:

• 1
  • Blink up to the platform so that you can take a breather and watch them as they unstealth.
  • Spider apples of course, the only type in GW2. Orchards always = spiders
• 2
  • Hope that the tuna runs like the moa when you press 5
    • Also, try and get onto land and see if I morph onto a moa
  • Depends on if you count dorsal, lateral, and tail, or just one or two of those
  • I’ve got a good recipe for yellow fin
• 3
  • Inspiration:45 Illusions:90 Midnight: 36 Domination: 45 (probably closeish)
  • It’s for a sassy finger waggling of course! Those thieves have to be reprimanded now and then…

Edit: Can confirm, have been stumped by Fay

Well done sir. You’ve proved up to the challenge … for the moment, at least. More stumpers to follow.

In the interim, however, I raise the stakes and puzzle you this:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

Pyroatheist.9031:

Can confirm, have been stumped by Fay

Hmz, to quote this in my signature or not to quote in my signature….

Fay.2735:

Pyroatheist.9031:

Can confirm, have been stumped by Fay

Hmz, to quote this in my signature or not to quote in my signature….

i’d say put it in your signature. its an honor to stomp pyro. before pyro moved to our server we faced him a couple of times and i lost several 1v1 vs him. so yeah it is pretty tough to kill him.

• Which of these potential new classes would make the best Mesmer: Quaggan, Tengu, Krait? and Why?

• If you could only be a Charr or Norn, which would you pick?

• If there was a Mesmer-specific dance, which would it be?

• If you could invent a new elite what would it be? New weapon, what would it be?

• What are the top 5 builds you’ve played in your opinion?

• What’s the birthday of the original Mesmer!?

• Queen Jennah or Kasmeer? =P

PU Mesmer vs perma-stealth Perplexity Thief… How do you win?

Bunda.2691:

Well done sir. You’ve proved up to the challenge … for the moment, at least. More stumpers to follow.

In the interim, however, I raise the stakes and puzzle you this:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

Such.. synergy! Haha I went to bed with a smile on my face after reading that one.

Bunda.2691:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

A Mesmer might ignite not much might in a fight, but he borrows his opponents might

Pyroatheist.9031:

Bunda.2691:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

A Mesmer might ignite not much might in a fight, but he borrows his opponents might

Lol Pyro. Well done.

The plight of a might-light mesmer in a tight fight is quite a fright, in spite of delight at the sight of an Arcane respite.

- Why did the Moa cross the road?

Pyroatheist.9031:

Bunda.2691:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

A Mesmer might ignite not much might in a fight, but he borrows his opponents might

Meh. He might.

I’m not sure I accept your answer, forcing me to declare this round a victory for myself. So at present, after two rounds, the score remains tied:
Pyro: 1
Bunda: 1

Round Three

As I was heading towards SMC,
I blinked past three necros, ranger and engi.
Minionmasters they were, plus the ranger had pets,
And the crazy old engi was using turrets.
So…
Turrets, pets, players and minions times three,
How many should be heading towards SMC?

Pyroatheist.9031:

Bunda.2691:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

A Mesmer might ignite not much might in a fight, but he borrows his opponents might

I think the answer was 42

Bunda.2691:

Pyroatheist.9031:

Bunda.2691:

How much might might a mesmer ignite in a quite tight daylight fight?

A Mesmer might ignite not much might in a fight, but he borrows his opponents might

Meh. He might.

I’m not sure I accept your answer, forcing me to declare this round a victory for myself. So at present, after two rounds, the score remains tied:
Pyro: 1
Bunda: 1

Round Three

As I was heading towards SMC,
I blinked past three necros, ranger and engi.
Minionmasters they were, plus the ranger had pets,
And the crazy old engi was using turrets.
So…
Turrets, pets, players and minions times three,
How many should be heading towards SMC?

1, obviously.

Bunda.2691:

Round Three

As I was heading towards SMC,
I blinked past three necros, ranger and engi.
Minionmasters they were, plus the ranger had pets,
And the crazy old engi was using turrets.
So…
Turrets, pets, players and minions times three,
How many should be heading towards SMC?

None. Your team’s held that objective for 5 hours with no contest and they’ve been trying to cap the keep in the opposite direction that you’re running. Get back to the front lines, grunt!

These are probably easy…

- What happens if one Mesmer does scepter block while another Mesmer is attacking him with blurred frenzy?

- What happens if the unblockable mirror blade is thrown at someone with aegis up?

- How long do you have to wait after mirror blade hits to use distortion and have it work? (E.g. do you have to wait for the “illusion dot” to show on your UI) Does the blade keep bouncing if you F3 immediately after the first hit?

- Are there any skills with cast times with which you cannot use a mantra concurrently?