Guild Wars 2

My asuran thief: Lyx.
Most of it is T2 stuff cause i sure as heck cant afford T3.

Congratulations to DERP!
For those who don’t know, /DERP and RE faced off in GvG and /DERP won 3-0.

Well done. It was fun watching two skilled guilds face off.
However the spectator steamroll I could have done without…

Edit:DERP must be a terrible/mean guild cause i cant type your guild tag without it turning into “kitten” :P

Looking forward to an epic week of WvW!

AesirValkyr.7418:

Easier to just post the links for you.

https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/january-2013/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/february-2013/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/march-2013/
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/april-2013/
And the upcoming April 30 update"
https://www.guildwars2.com/en/the-game/releases/april-30-2013/

Much love my fellow forum-goer. +1 karma.

Oh wait…in this game that isnt a lot…

I kinda left after the Christmas event since my guild up and died around me but the allure of Guild Wars 2 is much stronger than solo-queuing another League of Legends match with the worst community known to gaming.

I am out of date on what has been released regarding content. can anyone explain or better yet link me to a page that lists it?

Thx, you da best community I know.

-Derako

What kind of psychotic guild structure is this?!

In every guild i have been in it has been the officers and leaders working for the good of the rest of guild. What you are in sounds like insane oligarchy.

What are you talking about?

Same here on GoM

But honestly… you had all month to do the dungeon runs. Its kinda your fault you waited till last minute to do your dungeon runs. Especially on a day when WvW resets and every zerg in the world is in the Borderlands.

Shoutout to the 3 [tgs] members who were in the GoM BL Jumping Puzzle.

When I saw your necromancer I had every intention of just letting you guys do the jumping puzzle so I passed you. Unfortunately you hit me and kittened up my jump which sent me into the water where i met your harpoon gun happy charr guildie.

Kicked his tail then the necro jumps down into the water. After a long and drawn out battle I claim victory over her. Im thinking “Okay, this is over” Lolno.

Ranger [tgs] hops in and engages. Eventually win over her too.

All is said and done and i do the puzzle. At the very last part who the hell decides to come dick with me? Harpoon Happy Charr… He actually downs me from water but i get back up. Do the rest of the jumping puzzle while he is filling me with harpoons. Get to the top. Jump down and kick your tail a second time.

Not a hate post but i honestly had fun fighting you guys. I hope you liked that Moa Morph.

-Derako

Good chance to reborn? The kitten?

Not many players are gonna want to jump ship and come down to the lowest tier. Especially since GoM is quickly becoming known as a Ghost server.

" GoM players are active most of the time, but there are no commanders, no commanders at all. "

I LoL’ed. Hard.

BabelFish.7234:

There’s 2 GoM guilds on the GoM server, any idea which one it was?

Guild of Madness
&
Guild of Mayhem

Mayhem is sister to Madness so blame them both.

Plok.6145:

melodyca.8921:

And it doesn’t help that one of our former Commanders joined Borlis and probably spilled how we play.
s

DUDE! Take him back! I would not let that guy command my boats in the bath tub!

Could not figure out to just take a force underneath the trebs and kill them, was like the blind leading the blind, I think you have one less problem with this guy gone GoM.

Wow! Thats a harsh reaction to a guy who JUST transfered to your server. At least give him some time to learn how you BP guys operate.

Yep, definitely going to be mapping out Tyria this week. Zero Point in fighting 400 BP soldiers when we got about 20 people running around with their heads cut off.

Oh and a shoutout to Kalkz who left our server for BP to “level up his alts” as the rumor goes. Hope it goes well for you…

I look forward to be being completely camped for this entire week, its kinda sad when BP has the numbers to challenge the Risen Army itself.

Not a half hour in and this happens.

So far they havent hit my type of mesmer and i pray to god they never do…

If they do then Ill just power through it cause I am sure as hell never going to remap Malchors Leap/Lornar Pass/Straits of Devastation on another toon.

-Derako

I remember seeing a skill challenge mesmer in Malchor’s Leap that had 25 stacks of Mantra of Pain when she used it.

Want.

NAO.

As for WvW i use Mantra of Pain (3 charges) and seem to do alright with it.
PvE i just cant go without Mantra of Resolve. I hate having conditions on me.

-Derako

I always abide by the unspoken rule about WvW jumping puzzles.

“Don’t attack other people unless they attack first”

Hey Borlis Pass, [CS]

I just want to congratulate you on your ability to 10 vs 1 a level 3 Ele in the EB jumping Puzzle. I mean, i walked past you guys with the intent to just do the jumping puzzle but clearly your might had to be shown. I really was impressed with how fast you took me out and proceeded to T-Bag my little Asuran face.

Glad to see PvP etiquette hasn’t evolved past Halo.

Are you planning to give any sort of compensation to the people who have been affected by this bug that you admit knew about before the event went live?

I can only imagine the rage and sadness that this bug may have cause some players during Fractals/ Ancient Karka event…

I am eager to see the day when a majority of WvW is won by tactics and strategy and not by simply seeing who can muster up the zergiest zerg that out zergs the other zergy zerg.

I just dropped from a Fractal dungeon as the leader because of this stupid error. I can only imagine how angry people must’ve been if they got this error during the Ancient Karka event.

This needs to stop.

-Derako

Borlis Pass too strong. Nerf Eric Kenpachi!

-Derako

Hold up! I am fluent in this dialect.

Translation:

Pardon me; I would like some reasons as to why I should spend 100 gold pieces (Something which is hard to obtain), for a feature that gives me an icon above my head and a squad channel which is scarcely used.

I propose we improve Commander by letting him see his squad mates on the map so he can keep track of their movement. This would go a long way to settle disputes between multiple Commanders by seeing who has the larger force. My last idea proposes that Commanders should have a 100 point bonus to all of his/her stats.

Hence, we are still going to purchase Commander for 100 gold.

But… you get a witches hat.

That alone should complete the terrifying visage that is your character.

Trick or Treat!

I came to Gates of Madness looking for a server to stick with and even though we have been lolroflstomped these last two weeks I will not leave.

Better get used to it Yaks/SF. I finally figured out how to get stupid amounts of Siege weapons for free so I definitely plan to use them.