Guild Wars 2

I’ll hazard the guess that you weren’t close enough to one of your towers/zergs?

What happened to those YUMM Sea Men fellows from last week, they were mildly humorous.

All these threads do is tell me who has the perfect terrible:tear ratio.

CuRtoKy.8576:

deathTouch.9706:

Shout out from FA to our opponents over at Bagoooma, you literally funded yet another 10 Gifts of Battle just from your performance in Mag BL today.

Couldn’t have done it without you! I’ve never seen a 50+ man zerg with 6 AC support repeatedly getting wiped by groups of 15-20 players to the extent that it happened tonight. If your commanders need some tips I’m sure Fissue of Woe would be willing to help out.

Mag: Giving out bags like it is Christmas since GW2 release.

Fixed to represent reality. Btw thanks for the exotics every day. WvW > CoF p1 farm :P

That is not as snappy of a comeback as you might hope.

phaneo.4597:

Night Hawk Ix.7360:

phaneo.4597:

Night Hawk Ix.7360:

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

Dear Seren,

We appreciate you letting us know about this and we on TC will petition ANet to ensure that SoS never has to face TC again.

Instead SoS will only be put into matches with SoR, BG, and JQ so that you are wiped and laughed at by 80-man zergs all the time as requested.

TC petition? Its for over 18s only and your bad trolling, comments show your only 12.

You’re or You are and not your just like how it is would have and not would of. You must check out urbandictionary.com for these terminologies.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=your

English isn’t even my primary language.

MOM!?

How long have you been playing LagWars2 for?

If you’re gonna call someone a 12 year old, better not sound like someone who’s 7 or someone like this:

4. your

1. The posessive form of the word “you.”

USAGE PROBLEM:
Commonly confused in usage with the word “you’re,” which is a contraction of the words “you are.”
If you misuse the word “your,” everyone will know that you’re a kittening kittentard.

Or someone who uses sentence fragments in their run-on sentences?

Ethan Mccloud.3218:

Hello all , Gwen here with a Quick post .

First off wanna say hello an welcome To both SOS an MAG.
This is the first time I’ve had the pleasure to face either of the 2 servers, an i’d like to say you two Represent well. Last night I got to Watch the MAG Karma Train in effect (as it was explain to me by a passing MAG thief). over in the TC garrison . Awesome job defending/ keeping us out of our garrison for so long. Our guild had a chance to take some notes on your positioning an I must say , the Armour repairs started getting insane after awhile . Truth is I had a blast fighting that losing scenario.

THE sheer numbers that you brought out would severely rival most any servers. shame we don’t see that more often . Def have my respect after last nights events , even the taunting became amusing after awhile.

And as for SOS , I feel bad for not writing down the guild tags but even u guys an girls had several romple stomp moments at our expense. Why your not in Tier 2 already is strange to me. It seem that ever person that passed us or faced us had no rank below scout . Our mixed breed of militias are always fully stocked with assaulters ,invaders an raiders.

Can’t really speak for the rest of the server , but From the standpoint of our Guild . You have our Respect. Looking forward to every battle between now and Friday .

We actually started that defense pretty outnumbered, and it snowballed into a pretty even fight until TC gave up and we got bored and left. The emotes were not really taunts so much as they were a rage inducing pull designed to get you guys away from all that siege you had.

saiyr.3071:

Shinobii.4758:

but mag there just really horrible all around

shinobii khai we get complimented all the time on us being a great server in fact even people who cant stand us compliment us and tell us were pretty good.. no your right were not the best and we dont claim to be but we kitten ed sure aint the worst and if u think your any better then come and show us how to play properly… other than that nice troll attempt sorry it didnt work though ill still be doing what i do best in wv3

thats killing my enemies with precision thanks

saiyr-sama, on behalf of maguuma

Saiyr won with this one in my opinion. No coming back for Shinobii, mad leet ninja skills or no.

LoL @ paying repair costs b/c of stealth stomp. You didn’t get downed b/c of stealth stomp, just finished off.

Jhawk.1360:

WOW muguuma you are such kittens…. we are leaving you alone on DB BL and you decide to first spawn camp us and kill people running supply. Then you go ahead and take hills when we weren’t even attacking you. You guys really need to learn meta… yes I am angry So tonight when you go to sleep I hope you enjoy having your BL colored RED! Your lack of strategy and meta, as well as kittenry is appalling.

It’s wrkng guize. Keep it up. Project wvw srs bsness underway.

Looks very underwhelming. A lot of time/waiting for that? I’ll have to wait and see exactly what it’s all about, but color me unimpressed.

Why do people feel it is necessary to have a video feed of their face along with their gameplay. It makes these videos almost unwatchable.

As for the subject at hand: who cares?

dreztina.4820:

Roughneck.2509:

When people have difficulty interpreting the written word, it usually is a failing of the author.

Lol what?

Exactly

Convenant.7092:

Teamkiller.4315:

See I Nix Ten.2501:

Convenant.7092:

See I Nix Ten.2501:

According to my calculations, AoN 7 member gank squads average around 3.4 kills per minute and play 24 hours straight, everyday. 5,000+ Kills a day is quite impressive.

And my post was not meant to be an exaggeration at all. In fact, everything I said in that post is so not exaggerated.

Definitely a sign of lack of IQ.. contrarily to your beliefs, I don’t really think we kill 5000+ every day, nor do I really believe OG sits behind a mill 24/7. The fact that I have to explain this to people.. completely.. boggles.. my.. mind..

Did you just say it wasn’t an exageration and then immediately say you don’t believe what you said in the original post? Yeah, definitely my IQ that’s lacking. Doctors man, you should see one.

The first part is sarcasm.

The second part is something he means.

Thank.. you.. people.. are.. so.. dumb..

Thank.. you.. people.. are.. so.. dumb..

When people have difficulty interpreting the written word, it usually is a failing of the author.

Bunzy.8674:

Ninein.4782:

Cool 2 threads to double the post count. Smart.

It’s a backup for when one gets locked.

But which one will it be…

Blix.8021:

zastari.1730:

Props to [RISE] for being the first Kaineng guild to bother with duels this whole matchup. 0 Props to door machine for calling in enough people to make us outmanned on home BL whenever they see half their numbers show up. I would really like to hear some broken english justification for why they needed to bounce from SBI to tier 8. The only answer I can figure out is too many players not enough doors.

They wanted to “practice” lol

I thought it was because they were found to be exploiting, admitted to it, then transferred in shame.

Worse. I’ve had opponents disappear in 1v1 fights with the new system.

Ergi.5201:

So I should look for tribal armor, and I can then use it as a PvE skin?
(Gods, I feel as dumb as a lonely skritt… >_<)

That will work, assuming I’m not mistaken. Hopefully it’s not too expensive. Maybe buy one piece first.

Sorry, not that easy. I edited my post, I believe the skin is called the tribal set.

That would be from spvp. You can just buy that piece of armor on the TP. I believe it is the tribal set.

John.8267:

not so fun getting outnumbered zergbombs huh maguuma?

Not the first time it has happened, and it certainly won’t be the last, but thanks for the witty insight.

VOLKON.1290:

Roughneck.2509:

I don’t understand why they keep putting dungeons on the monthly…

Would you rather have them on the daily? It really doesn’t take long to do a dungeon run, especially the well-mentioned CoF path 1. It also makes sense to spread a low number of runs out over a month.

What they need, just a thought, is one for five runs in five unique dungeons. Spread people around, experience more of the game. (Opinion only, btw.)

I’d rather have no dungeons at all. I don’t see how it is at all productive to compel people to play an aspect of the game that they do not enjoy in order to complete their daily or monthly.

I don’t understand why they keep putting dungeons on the monthly. They took the player kills off, which is cool to me. People shouldn’t have to wvw if they aren’t inclined to do so. Similarly, people should not have to do pve if all they want to do is pvp.

Tarjaic.5269:

I have to ask, why would a large maguuma zerg 30+ attack the north gate of hills in Kain bl. When they own nothing on the whole map, not a camp or tower. They know we were watching since they fought our camp first. What was the strategy, what was the plan or did you just decide Hey, They have not lost that all weekend why not give it a shot? I do not ask sarcastically i genuinely wish to know why would you do that?

Because kitten you that’s why. :-)

Who would have thought that there would be long queues the first reset after free transfers ended?

You should probably review the stealth and combat mechanics again OP.

Saweth You Him.9047:

O man all the cards are on the table now. If Maguma doesn’t hold I’m going to say “How was you 1/48th of a day Maguma. Tell us all about it. Spare no details.”

Say whatever you want. I have a feeling people will continue to laugh at you.

Do you actually have to channel the opening of these new chests, or are they instant like the bags were?

First veiled entire server hackers post!!!!

He was talking about the rest of us leaving, and there are ALOT. Everyone should jump ship right now. Maguuma is a dead server.

I’m also leaving, thinking SOS or Kaineng. Those two servers are where it’s at. Maybe I’ll transfer to both.

Score: 0 0 0

Gimme cookies

This is going to be schuweet. Maybe I’ll be able to get a day or two off work to play this week. Please focus us (Maguuma) early and often to chase the bandwagon away.

What are you going on about kfarb? I would say since you can damage doors, and they trigger the revealed mechanic, it’s not a problem.

Blackouts are gaming the system to get a guild on a server they might not otherwise be able to get on. They are very short sighted by both parties in my opinion.

That raises the question: can you collect more tears with a massive zerg, or by camping jumping puzzles?

Dude, I hope you are ready to get jerked off by no less than 5 servers. I hope you don’t chafe easily.

Cliches gonna cliche

CD should change it’s unofficial nickname to The Alderan Server…I’m sorry, someone had to say it. :-)

You’re a bad kitten dude

Maybe they should just give you the badges? That way you don’t have to fight those big meanies.

I hope you are all hot chicks

Only a WvW player has suffered multiple falling deaths because they are running around with their map open.

It’s funny Eastevil, what you would define as karma munching on our household pets, we would call exactly what we want.

We also do not agree on what is and is not honorable Pendragon.

We don’t care about the same things Pendragon

I would encourage everyone to make a special effort to attend. There are a lot of things that can be learned from those instructors.

But not WaR and SM, they’re keepers.

Good, you can have our transfers then.

My monthly is equally ruined by the fractals requirement.

@ Ordribble

Imagine how terrible that portal bomb would be.