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...and then something bad happened...

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But… what would Trahearne say?


This will end well.

Can't login

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Nice to know it wasn’t just me…

About the Thank You Gift: Thank You

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Just wanted to say a big “thanks” for these. Not something I expected at all, and much appreciated!

Login server down?

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Sorry to necro the thread, I can log on just fine, but now I’m getting kicked off every three to five minutes.

Server: Whiteside Ridge
Using the Mac Beta client, which hardly ever gives me any trouble
I’m in North America, but since I work at night, like to play on an EU server.
(If any of that makes any difference…)

Wonder if anyone else is getting kicked off frequently, or if it’s just me…

Cheers.

do you want more underwater weapons?

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Can’t think of any specific weapons, but I think a nifty Elite skill on a 5 hour cool down might be:


Release the Kraken!

What kind of GW2 gamer are you?

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I play GW2 to relax primarily, so in – game I tend to wander aimlessly pretty much. I like to see my characters advance in skills and traits, get better weapons and armor, and so forth, but I’m not obsessed by it. That being said, I do try to always do the dailies for the karma and laurel.

I’m also not the most gifted when it comes to “uber combat skills” or whatever. I like to take things slow and steady. After a long day of tight deadlines, I’d rather just lay back and relax. That’s what I’m here for.

Login server down free trial?

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Darn. This thread was just getting good. Now we all have to go back to playing the game.

Oh well.

Login server down free trial?

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I think they should give us all a Laurel. And hearty handshake.

Login server down free trial?

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Time to sing campfire songs people. Altogether now..

The Campptown ladies sing this song,
Doo-da, Doo-da
The Camptown racetrack’s five miles long
Oh, de doo-da day

http://www.hark.com/clips/lctsllhrsk-i-get-no-kick-from-champagne

Vuvuzela warhorn

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Dnt care?? I care enough that I dont want this because this is not what this instrument was meant to be used for

I wasn’t talking about you in particular. I should have said "because they are so incredibly bad kitten that they don’t care that they draw down fire upon themselves for exposing their position.

My apologies for the misunderstanding.

Vuvuzela warhorn

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This rather sounds like a lame joke – if you want a war call use trumpets but why would you want to give your position away with sound anyway to the enemy

Because you’re so incredibly kitten that you just don’t care.

if you could add any weapon

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Blowgun.

Pointed Stick.

Players age, and Guilds

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As I look in the rear-view mirror of life, I believe I can just about see 30… way way back there somewhere.

Consortium Swimwear (GemStore)

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But what to do with the Charr…

full-body wax?

lmao

oh gods, im going to have nightmares now….of naked charr in human style speedos or something equally disturbing

I tried to post something to this effect, but regarding a human male speedo skin with a cosmetic slider for bulge size. Not a good thing.

My post was met with the “something went wrong” message. Probably a good thing. Probably prevented an infraction.

After the Heart is complete

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I like the idea as well. Many times after completing a heart, I’ve thought “oh well, I’m not needed here anymore, even though the orchard is obviously still full of spiders or the cam kitten till overrun with centaurs.”

The only thought I would add is that the award for each incremental “help unit” (say, 10 more dead arachnids or 12 more bandits or what have you) should be small enough to avoid the inevitable heart camping that would occur otherwise.

evidently I need to rewrite my response because of foul language. I should have said that “centaurs still exist in the camp” I guess.

Skill points when you...

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Every “ding” past level 80 also gives a skill point.

You know you've played guardian too long when

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You know you’ve been playing Guardian too long when you can’t make the guy in front of you at the bank who just requested his entire paycheck back in two dollar bills burst into flames with a single twitch of the thumb.


I play with a Razer Naga mouse; F1, F2, and F3 are mapped to thumb buttons 1, 2, and 3.

Human female voice

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It’s not the actual voice that gets on my nerves so much as the ||: repetition :|| of phrases.

Do you feel bad for the Ghosts of Ascalon?

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Human / Charr moralization aside, yes, I do sometimes feel a bit guilty when beating up on the ghosts. It is difficult to lay aside my humanity to that extent. Until they start beating up on me…

Rate the Humans name above you

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I quite like Talia Bliss… 8/10

My female champion is Defenestria, a sort of feminization of the word “defenestration:” the act of throwing someone or something out of a window. She has a short fuse and a nasty temper…