Guild Wars 2

Rellow.7364:

Her face doesn’t fit her persona.
You could effectively chop her head off and put it on a model and no one would notice.

Is there some rule that beautiful women can’t be strong and sarcastic or something?

Tower Guard.5263:

Queen Jennah is still nr 1.

In my book

Oh hi there Logan.

Being on mag it’s like being constipated and trying to make the poo and ALMOST having it hnng

This dev seriously needs to let his baby go.

You made a sandboxy PvP environment and keep trying to assign more and more rules when people JUST want to fight other people.

It’s OK. If people are having fun and playing your game, you’re still winning. Being an kitten wipe is not the way to make people play your game.

I have nothing to prove to you. Either they will check and make sure they didn’t reintroduce a bug, or they won’t.

ur first mistake was entering a maguuma thread and looking for class

Who should I write to to get a refund for Town Clothes Tonics that are utterly useless. I bought them as seperates to mix and match, why would I want undyable tonics?

Please check the numbers.

It’s possible you reintroduced the bug you fixed with a recent patch.

Ordibble.3092:

I like how people assign a qualitative (and even now quantitative) value to an aspect of a video game based on nothing more than an arbitrary appeal to their own subjective sense of superiority. But then absurdity is one of my favourite things in this world.

too much big word
speak simple more

oh no i’m losing they’re 2 v 1ing me better make long forum posts to make self feel better about something maguumans tell basically every server they ever face.

we have a better weekday population than weekend.
and no, we don’t try.

It’s OK guys. We can get through this.

Bunzy.8674:

Maguumas NA is T2/T3.
Maguumas SEA is T4/T5

This is where the problem lies.

As drawn by Wortham, the second comic in particular.

Levetty.1279:

Me too.

My Mesmer still can’t wear town clothes to show off her noble upbringing.

Conversely, my Mesmer can’t show off that she has no class and frequents corners in the Arts district.

TheFug.5278:

kerona.3465:

TheFug.5278:

Do you not know what TC did to FA over a few digital dolyaks?

We take it personally. You hurt our feelings.

I’ll remember that tonight as I play my tiny violin while sipping whine.

You can play the violin? That’s cool!

Only the tiny ones. I quit when I was a wee child and never bought a big one

pls send gold he’s like 3 so maguuma is like child abuse

Wow, slow down with the words, there.

Only a WvW player knows the holes and glitches in map textures better than ANet…

Only a WvW player refers to the back door of all 3 EB keeps as “watergate”…

Only a WvW player is willing to spring for an upgrade in a place nobody will defend…

Only a WvW player will willingly run into a capture circle only to instantly die in hopes it will buy the time needed for their team to make it…

Only a WvW player will praise above individual for their sacrifice instead of questioning their sanity…

Only a WvW player knows which of their skills are blast finishers…

Just happened to me as well.

Was doing events on an alt, saw Teq go up, logged my 80 that is parked at Teq who had no Event History built up.

Gold Medal and no chest.

AeroJavi.1687:

Have you done some thousands of salvages since the last patch, and want to post your results here? Anything to back up your accusation? Or you just salvaged 5 rares without getting any ecto and you’ve alredy noticed a pattern? Just curious ^^

Thousands? No. Hundreds? Yes.
Combined with the fact that I have seen a few pixels in my day, and peer corroboration, I’ve concluded that it’s borked.

Get on my level.

Pinko.2076:

Niim.9260:

sceptus.9415:

Niim.9260:

dreztina.4820:

Are there any roamers on TC to look for?

Unless they have changed since leaving T3, no.

We are exactly the same as when we left T3 weeks ago. A mindless zerg of role-players. We have no skills and we are easily distracted by pretty colors. None of our guilds are serious WvW players. Tell all of your friends and spread the word.

Apparently also passive aggressive, conclusion jumpers.

More evidence of this being a reddit thread.

Where do I downvote?

Pinko.2076:

Chris.3290:

We need more 3-way battles in TC garri, unless Maguuma wishes to set up a timeshare arrangement.
I got 10 ranks alone in less than 2 hours.
TC in last and full queues on reset night, no one would have called this one.

sry mate mag sleeps soon, tc #1 inc

basically, but we’ll b here every NA time slot to collect bags

mag #1 most hated server lets b real

I wish we could fly all the DB SEA to NA and have a real match against them but since that’s impossible I’ll just stay up late and chill more beers.

Xabu.3754:

This matchup isn’t even as remotely close to a blowout as the ones directly above and below it.

maguuma’s prime time is weekdays, just wait

See I Nix Ten.2501:

I used to toss flowers for hours on end. It was the only thing I had going for me in my life. Hopefully someone will be there to toss some flowers at my funeral, because I dont think I’m going to be around much longer. No will to live. #FlowerPower.

That’s both sad and beautiful. Fight the power, man.

Forgot to mention that we will stop anything…. ANYTHING…. to kill Grub.

Preferably with Flame Rams. A slow burning death.

A common mistake I see (not speaking from a commander perspective here or anything) is timidity.

I think we’ve all seen zergs waffling on whether or not to push because the commander is being timid. You’ll see them standing on walls or outside of a wall breach and this often results in that zerg getting wiped when the enemy groups up and pushes out.

Our CMD said something like ‘It becomes a question of if you push in and possibly die, but possibly win big time, or wait until the front line is killed by seige/push and try to run away and get picked off one by one as you flee. Either way you’ll probably die, but pushing could result in a win."

That was sarcasm.

PvP players won’t be doing dungeons anyways…

Player Character.9467:

Pinko.2076:

Mag likes to say “zergbusting” when we know we are outnumbering a group and that it’s just not a fair fight for them. JQ likes to actual internalize that as a win and then post about it. T1 #1 #t1

I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure zergbusting originated as a term for the 10-15 mans that would run decent builds and bust the larger zergs.

Then someone on Mag made a mass recruit guild called Zerg Busters, got buttmad when we told him running at a zerg with 30+ people is not zerg busting, moved off and threatened to beat us all, then slowly trickled back to mag because they fell apart as soon as they moved.

Greetings all,
We’ve decided to lock this thread due to the amount of .gif spamming and disrespectful comments towards other players.
Please not that spamming .gifs is not appropriate for our forum.
Since this keeps occurring, we’ve decided that if it continues, we will remove the ability to post images/attachments to this particular forum.

Keep this in mind all you gif spammers!

This is still broken and stupid.

ugh maguuma is gonna have to try hard oooooooooookay

if i say more than five words i get ded

truth is out there
believe

Mesmer images look like you, smell like you, die like you, but they don’t ACT like you.

I want all of my images to dodge, weave back and forth, turn around in a confused manner, and run away.

Six out of eight tiers have incredibly uneven matchups in NA. Seven out of eight tiers have incredibly uneven matchups in EU. This is not “some blowouts”.

Servers are jumping all over the place because of the disruptions of tier 1-2 servers dropping down and destroying their ratings. You are making people not want to play WvW at all while simultaneously throwing their server rating through a grinder.

Dontcare Aboutnames.9284:

Sea Of Men [Yumm] Only had 15 on the map and wiped PYRO pretty hard not sure what you guys are thinking of?

This legitimately never happened.

Plz GvG Ark they’re OK ppl they just have tsarazi.

I’m a casual sPvPer who only really gets rank from Hotjoins. I’m only rank 24, after a year of playing. tPvP was fun with solo queue and I ranked decently, but the current solo queue is broken to the point of being almost unplayable.

So you’re saying I should never get any rank what so ever because someone else is abusing the system?

Honestly, anyone can tell the difference between someone who actually PvPs and is Rank 50 and someone who just ground it. They play like rank 1s.

Furiousbeard.7602:

sovereign.4128:

What happened to “he who shall not be named”?

“Permanently denied posting rights” for being right too many times

RIP he who shall not be named

GuardianOMS.8067:

“Guys, I don’t know which borderland I’m on, they’re all green.”

#UnevenMatchProblems

Recently, on Maguuma server at least, Claw has been spawning untargetable Corrupted Ice Shields. The wall will break for the first time, then never respawn graphically and be unselectable by normal methods. Apparently if you turn on auto targetting and attack, you will get the target, but otherwise you must AoE it instead to hit it. If you AoE it, it does take damage, but for me (Necromancer, staff) at least it would not take damage with normal attack. This glitch was experienced by everyone at the event, and we submitted bug reports for it as well.

The quest seems to function normally, but the wall itself is glitched.

kartek.6428:

clearly didn’t care enough to watch the video

not even talking to u calm down bb

you care more about us gvging than we do

Will there be new town clothes soon? We still haven’t gotten a chance to have Kasmeer’s bikini or anything

I’m hoping there’s some with this update.

Oozo.7856:

Wow, only one page? This must be a boring matchup.

Closed for off topic and flaming. And Bunzy wasn’t even involved!

#FreeBunzy

Zid.4196:

Carighan.6758:

Classes are not supposed to have even or even comparable speed, tbh.

We are supposed to be the second fastest class after thief in ANet’s own words. Presently, we are seventh or eighth.

Eight. Dead eight.

In combat the lack of speed is a bother because we have no reliable immobilize (sword 3 never seems to actually FUNCTION anymore). We can cripple and hopefully keep up, and our phantasms can chase (and mostly explode too far to hit the target who has faster movement speed, yay). If you fixed Sword 3, I’d be happy as a clam.

Out of combat there is no real reason to deny us movement speed aside from limiting the range we can set portals. It’s just an annoyance. Maybe make signet only proc haste out of combat, and rest of the boons in combat?

This thread is like all Maguuma

And we’re being pretty nice, too.

YB ran away from us with superior numbers on YBBL all night so um?
Like literally, sometimes you just waypointed when you saw us.

Also people have been mentioning stuff like “if open field counted for anything you wouldn’t be in sixth”. I’d just like to say that clearly we do PPT just enough to keep us in our position. If we did not PPT ever, we wouldn’t be where we are. We just lack the motivation or shame induced rage mode that some servers have to constantly PPT ourselves into burn out.