I thought we had you in the bag, but I’ll make up a nice questionnaire to help you figure it out. I have, by the way, played both races and loved the Asura so much so that after maxing out the first I made a second character of that type who is now already level 50.
What most interests you?
1 point – Logan Thackeray. He’s a strong, hunky male and I need to spend all the time with him that I can.
2 points – Orphans. Someone has to look out for them!
3 points – Unraveling the mysteries of the eternal alchemy, with surprising and publishable results!
4 points – Utilizing inscrutable jargon to obfuscate attempts at cognition by my intellectually enfeebled rivals.
How would you describe the way you run?
1 point – A monotonous stride.
2 points – A shuffle.
3 points – A hypnotizing waddle, it’s rather embarrassing.
4 points – Asura gates and golems are made for a reason. Let the long legs do their exhausting jogging about.
Where do you sleep at night?
1 point – My life has been one tragedy after another and this left me in a gutter.
2 points – I was born rich, so some feather bed in a big city.
3 points – I might catch a couple minutes of shut-eye in the lab hammock after a long night of solving problems.
4 points – I’ve solved the problem of sleep! This new tonic of mine makes it no longer necessary! Side effects unknown.
What is your greatest fear?
1 point – That some monarch who doesn’t care about me might be harmed. We must protect the queen!
2 points – Being something other than average (height).
3 points – Inventing something awesome and not getting credit for it.
4 points – Menial activities. These weren’t meant for me, they’re meant for the bookahs!
You’ve killed your first monster in the game. How do you feel?
1 point – I’m relieved that the cattle are safe.
2 points – I’m concerned about its family. How will they cope with the its death?
3 points – I’m delighted that I proved my superiority over it.
4 points – I’m curious about its characteristics and intend to study this sample so as to extend my knowledge for future challenges!
Done? Add it up:
5-8 points – Human; Life sure has weighed heavy on you, but one day you’ll catch Logan’s eye.
9-12 points – Human; I’m here to give back what Kryta has given to me.
13-16 points – Asura; No challenge shall stand up to the intense scrutiny of my intellect.
17-20 points – Asura; HAHAHAHA I HAVE OBTAINED SECRETS OF EXTRAORDINARY POWER BEYOND THE MINUSCULE GRASP OF YOUR BRAIN.
For more Asura-related inspiration, I suggest reading around this forum. This thread is a good place to start:
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/races/asura/Reasons-you-like-your-Asura/first
