Guild Wars 2

Only a WvW player uses a NPC downed skill to escape a hostile raid: the Sentry’s OP “immobilizes entire raid until circle changes colour”.

Only a WvW player continuous to play this game even after 6 months of no updates or even a reply from the developer.

Only a WvW player will not cry for armour repair as it his least of worries.

Only the WvW player knows how it feels good to be a lone defender inside a tower when the gate is down and big big red sea of army come in.

Only a WvW player would consider Glicko 2 rating points to be more valuable than ectos, lodestones, gold, gems, dungeon tokens, karma, achievement points, or fractal tokens.

Only a wvw player knows what’s its like to get hit for 12k by an invisible person.

Only a wvw player stands in front lions arch every Friday at 7pm spam f

Only a WvW player would email money to a random stranger for upgrades with 100% assurance that’s what the money will be spent for.

Only a WvW player would spend countless hours escorting yaks for literally 0 rewards just to make sure upgrades are being finished.

Only a WvW player would spend several hours after they should’ve gone to bed defending Bay with two open walls until finally losing it, and still saying good job to everyone who helped defend it once it’s lost; and then still not go to bed so they can help take it back.

Only a WvW player would understand “kittenING THIEF! RUNNING LIKE A LITTLE kitten!”

Cosmos The Cat.2954:

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Is Zhaitan a new film?

As a WvW player I have read and I approve of all of these…

Chuck Norris would be proud.

Only a WvW player would pull an all nighter for those extra points.

Only a WvW player would bow to his enemy or sleep next to his corpse.

Only a WvW player has not seen Zhaitan.

Only a WvW player makes a feast for his team, and sets it down at the waypoint.

Only a WvW player hates NPCs doing fake attacks to camps or keeps.

Only a WvW player will not stop to the nearby ori node, following his target.

Only a WvW player think the server reset come, when his jumping puzzle resets.

Only a WvW player would wait 40 min queue for EB to join his guild team.

Only a WvW player think the only way to obtain exotic is through WvW badges.

Only a WvW player would deem climbing or failing to climb the tower in Blue Keep Valley just to build a treb/cata that few can reach worthwhile.

Only a WvW player asks for the waypoint timer.

Only a WvW player has suffered multiple falling deaths because they are running around with their map open.

Only a WvW player presses “B” when they log in.

Only a WvW player knows if they are Green, Red or Blue.

Only a WvW player will wonder why their mode feels like the red headed step child of the game, when it is the best thing it has going.

Quentin Fields.1295:

Only a WvW player will read all of these and will approve all of them while shaking his head up and down.

this..about sums me up! Hahaha!

Shaojack.3871:

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

This is bang on the money

Only a WvW player will marvel at how much exercise her toon’s getting running back and forth from the supply camp — and feel slightly guilty they didn’t hit the gym themselves.

Only WvW player will mail money to a complete stranger for holding a point untill reinforcements arrive.

Only a WvW player will tab back and forth between treb shots to check for updates to this thread.

Only a WvW player will read all of these and will approve all of them while shaking his head up and down.

Only a WvW player will run around naked fighting because they ran out of money to repair.

Only a WvW player will sacrifice skillpoints to build superior siege.

Only a WvW player will spend hours escorting a dolyak, or running supply, because the team needs it.

Only a WvW player has 2000 hours played but still broke, no map completion or legendary and still sees FOTM as Flavor of the Month.

Only a WvW player would think that having 40% map completion is completely normal

Only a WvW player would mail some of their loot bags after a big fight to the groups support guardian

Only a WvW player still gets excited over a yellow drop loot… even if its not for their career

Only a WvW player thinks Lions Arch is just ‘that weird place’ you end up making siege in the forge and for hanging out at server reset day.

Only a WvW player targets people with legendary weapons first because they’re an easy kill and spent too much time in pve.

Only a WvW player would use an open gate tower defense for their guilds ‘revenue raising’

Excalibur.9748:

And..??

That’s the only thing they can do. Roaming is pretty pointless…

Roaming isn’t pointless at all. If you think it is pointless, you aren’t doing it properly.

-Kill Dolyaks
-Follow zergs
-Delay reinforcements to a siege
-Provide invaluable information to your server.

Edit: Obviously it is less influential than a 50-man zerg. But that’s 50 people, and the roamer is just one person.

Nuke the entire site from orbit.

wish.1027:

Oozo.7856:

wish.1027:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMdcB6Ssd38

Like this. Or just spam grenades, that tends to kill the isht out of thieves too.

I could post a movie killing bad thieves on my condition necromancer and try to draw conclusions from it, but that would be stupid.

You say that like 90% of thieves arent predictable bads.

Games should be balanced around good players with good builds using good gear. Period.