Guild Wars 2

I think I’ve lost my taste for the forums now that fleur has shown himself.

What a lurker

Baels.3469:

I think JQ MERC should train some new commanders before the first semester of uni starts in 2014, things could get hairy.

Too late.

M8

Don’t make me punt you. I’ve been practicing. Maybe, possibly. Whichever really.

Heurix,

Am I not pretty enough
Is my heart too broken

etc etc

I’m sure you know the rest

Seigfried.5938:

SFShinigami.2015:

Cirus.5748:

By buying guilds, would you mean Jade Quarry paying ATM to stay on JQ?

Or buying MERC who were already on another tier 1 server?

Or buying 3 EU guilds for leagues?

Jade Quarry has no moral footing to stand on. They had the easiest draw, they spent 20,000 gold buying guilds before the season, and they still failed.

Jade Quarry has the coverage to match Blackgate. In the easy matchups, their maps were queued throughout the day, but they chose not to show up when it mattered.

Perhaps next season, Jade Quarry’s gold would be better spent on buying some server pride….

JQ did not have to do anything to keep ATM because ATM was never leaving in the first place.

JQ did not buy MERC, we had approached them at one point in an attempt to get more than 30 people on between 12pm cst and 5 am cst and nothing came of it. Weeks later, things were rekindled and while some gold was given to help get them over, MERC paid for themselves to transfer.

Praise Jedsus. Go to bread. etc etc etc

You actually approached MERC? Knowing it would tip the balance in a whole timezone? that ATM force wasn’t enough? I just lost a kitten ton of respect for JQ, not that I had much for them to begin with….

And is “Praise Jedsus. Go to bread.” your signature? You don’t have a a sense of humour do you? Otherwise you would know a joke said more than a certain number of times just gets annoying to the core. And you have been at it for months! Give it a rest already!

Gilgamesh.7364:

Those bread jokes are kinda getting old though…

To both of you in regards to the bread jokes. Don’t read them. Move on and get over it. Others enjoy it, if you ain’t one of them… then there is no need to bring it up.

Stop adding fuel to the fire. I think these forums are bad enough already without you guys bringing the bread into it.

Just take it to the battlefield already and be done with it.

In conclusion, snuggles fiercely

Guys,

Just remember the good old days of silliness……

And the two original [LOVE] Asuras…. <3 Veritas.
Please see attached:

flickky.2634:

CuddleStrike.8215:

flickky.2634:

wtb BG/SoR/SoS matchup again.

JQ is stinky. Especially cuddles.

Flikky baby, I know you actually miss me. I’ll come visit bg ts soon so we can do our normal conversation ending with “1v1 IRL”

But in the mean time, go to bread!

Fight me 1v1 IRL
I know you guys don’t like to play fair on JQ so you can bring Fleur along and 2v1 me as well.

fight me 2v1 irl

I think someone’s upset I didn’t come back with you and amy serenading us all. Also fleurs only good for losing garri. So GG

flickky.2634:

wtb BG/SoR/SoS matchup again.

JQ is stinky. Especially cuddles.

Flikky baby, I know you actually miss me. I’ll come visit bg ts soon so we can do our normal conversation ending with “1v1 IRL”

But in the mean time, go to bread!

Fuzzion.2504:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Darknicrofia.2604:

Bread me the Pelt of Cuddlesbread

(again)

Ummmm It’s actually going to be BreadStrike, thank you very much. A dear friend of mine came up with it.

Also,

Score Update :P

I think she is actually a he

Leave Hannks garter alone

Darknicrofia.2604:

Bread me the Pelt of Cuddlesbread

(again)

Ummmm It’s actually going to be BreadStrike, thank you very much. A dear friend of mine came up with it.

Also,

Score Update :P

Haru cries

Guys, buddy’s, chums, mates, good friends of mine just calm down!

fierce snuggles

Please ignore Hockey, he’s legit drunk. lol

Been trolling me allll night. Dat troll

Doomdesire.9365:

Hockey.2417:

I like how Choo is acting all buthurt in Obsidian Sanctum arena……….lmao, how does t2 server feel? it make you a lil mad, TC kickin your Kitten?

kitten? We just came to give cuddles hugs!

Those snuggles were fierce.

I insist you stop and RP now with us. Cause clearly this area was designed for RPing battles and not actual battles.

Kthx

:P

Score Update!

Before and after I got snuggled rather tightly.

In conclusion, don’t snuggle me too tightly, you might not like the results :P

You trolling SoR :P

Zephyrus.9680:

SonofNoob.3102:

The endless Badguuma tears….

of laughter. Always amused when PPTers try to explain to how everyone else is doing it wrong. JQ’s PPT PVF heroes are vastly superior to BG’s though. Get on their level.

I resent this allegation against BG and JQ.

Now go to bread! Where you belong!

Poor SoR is going to start feeling neglected.

But bread and toast do make a lot of sense…….

<3

SFShinigami.2015:

Yeah if you see us in WvW feel free to try and join party. Typically if I pop my [LOVE] tag I won’t attack until I’m attacked first. Also, you may see an asura engie with a cute tentacle backpack in the Obsidian Sanctum on TC’s spawn platform….thats me. Please don’t hurt me! I’m there to dance!

<3 super speed + rocket boots

I don’t always get to run my [LOVE] tag due to [MERC] (bloody MERC, ruining my fun :P) but I pretty much wont attack anyone till they attack me. I just like being silly. Don’t tell Tarkus, he’ll sigh at me

urak.4863:

Roaming on SoRBL with my new found friends.

MERC thief who accidentally stabbed me once
LOVE thief who badly wants to be in [LOVE] but couldn’t and ended up forming his own 1-man guild

D:

What do you mean?!

Everyone is welcome to join [LOVE]! They simply have to ask myself or shini! Or my other LOVE officers! Zomg!

Join LOVE today!

Score attached. Alt toon. Wish me luck =/

p.s

I sent you an invite to [LOVE]

Cameron.2315:

SFShinigami.2015:

Aberrant.6749:

SFShinigami.2015:

electriette.8952:

Aberrant.6749:

SFShinigami.2015:

Aberrant.6749:

These were being manned vs me and 1 other person (random thief) trying to take the sentry SE of SM… guess a 5v2 right by a tower is too dangerous.

Those T1 tatics….

Hey I’m in that photo! (Not on siege tyvm)

EDIT: The lil asura engie Bronze Invader

Dawww you’re cute

you have no shame

He’s right though. I am cute. Me and my big backpack o’tentacles that both Cuddles and Marian LOVE so much that they always ask for me to show it to them whenever they see me because its the bestest most cool backpack everer.

I am not a known bearer of shame.

How many times have you visited TC Divinity’s Reach? And how many times have you TOLD people you have visited TC Divinity’s Reach?

TC Divinity goes off everyone should go to that place at least once in gw2 lifespan lol

I concur

…..shakes her head in shame

No shini you delusional fool! you’re so silly! Go to bread!

fierce snuggles

Get to see breadgate again sooooooooon huggles

<3 <3 <3

P.s

Go To Bread!

Tarkus.4109:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Bammit.4796:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Ummmmmm what?

But… what on earth?! Why it so mean!? cries

What part of DO NOT TOUCH WAS UNCLEAR?
rofl, you touched it. ><

Edit: actually what happens when you touch it?

You get thrown away and then that message appears (in the pic where I’m crying)

There may or maynot of been about 25ish of us who ran up to it last night and kept pressing it for the lols….

gg. This is the on the list of reasons why we can’t have nice things silver. /sigh

M8 you weren’t there to lol at my toon effectively getting punted away from the tower. There may or may not have been another guildie asura of mine doing this with me far too many times last night. My favorite part was when an sor guy came over and saluted it.

Ah memories…

In conclusion,
Go To Bread Tarkus!

Bammit.4796:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Ummmmmm what?

But… what on earth?! Why it so mean!? cries

What part of DO NOT TOUCH WAS UNCLEAR?
rofl, you touched it. ><

Edit: actually what happens when you touch it?

You get thrown away and then that message appears (in the pic where I’m crying)

There may or maynot of been about 25ish of us who ran up to it last night and kept pressing it for the lols….

Ummmmmm what?

Score Update too!

But… what on earth?! Why it so mean!? cries

Shifty.4985:

New arena is punting haven Looks at Cuddles

glances at Shifty

I think I can manage. After all that punting war we had….. I do recall people getting slightly annoyed at how quickly I move for a guardian :P

In conclusion,
Bring it love :P

ReverendChan.8467:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Evalana.5480:

Guys. I am gonna transfer to BG again because their PPT is bigger and size matters. I don’t wanna fight anymore… I just want to afk in East Keep on a treb spamming 2 for days into Southeast Tower all night because I want to keep PPT stronk. If they attack my treb, no big deal, I will hop on a well-placed arrowcart and scare them away. If they manage to take down my treb, also no big deal, because I ask in map chat and someone will send me 20 superior for being a good team player!

Bee Gee is the life for mee

Go to bread already. (But stay away from Breadgate you sound like you’ll eat their siege for lols)

The sarcasm runs deep in you…

Anger clouds the mind cuddles… :/

Snuggles gently

Most Adorable Necro NA,
Schnigle <3

:D

snuggles back

Just a touch sleepy :P

Evalana.5480:

Guys. I am gonna transfer to BG again because their PPT is bigger and size matters. I don’t wanna fight anymore… I just want to afk in East Keep on a treb spamming 2 for days into Southeast Tower all night because I want to keep PPT stronk. If they attack my treb, no big deal, I will hop on a well-placed arrowcart and scare them away. If they manage to take down my treb, also no big deal, because I ask in map chat and someone will send me 20 superior for being a good team player!

Bee Gee is the life for mee

Go to bread already. (But stay away from Breadgate you sound like you’ll eat their siege for lols)

The sarcasm runs deep in you…

Score Update!

These SoR snuggled me a touch too tightly and I fall into an exhausted sleep

Keep them snuggles coming my loves <3 <3 <3

SFShinigami.2015:

Tarkus.4109:

muekung.2518:

Mirsa.1628:

Stealth.8150:

Fannwong.3059:

Molasses.

For weeks, while you were starting to command, a lot of SOR commanders gave you sound advice and tried to guide you including me. Kindly refrain from doing this, it does not speak well of your character.

Moving to JQ is one thing, throwing mud at your old server mates is another.

FW

let me guess the advice you guys gave them was how to command.
isnt that slap in the face in the first place.

He’s back.

Moar PVT pls stealthzy

Stealth is a baddie who can’t dodge

meow

Go to bread shini!

And elect knew because we plot against you and need to know when we can catch the other online. Duh

Hexin.5603:

Bitter discussions to the side please, your getting in the way of my sun shine … I has work to do, these tan lines don’t make themselves ya know.

Now if only I had a cute asuran pic handy with a nifty punchline and score update …

TC now recruiting late night bartenders ;-)

You make me lol merrily!

And then I read the rest of your post. I’ve been sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeping! Bread was calling my name around 3am…… So I thought I shouldn’t ignore it.

So don’t toast my bread Mmmmk? :P

Score Update!

Chilling with this very fun loving TC that Biinks befriended!

<3 <3 <3

And thanks to those TC who let me wave at them and jump with them as they ran off to where ever. <3

SFShinigami.2015:

Tarkus.4109:

Well this sucks

Meow

Go to bread Tarkus.

Go to bread Shini!

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. – badpunsinspiredbyfleurthebaddie

Tarkus.4109:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

Shifty.4985:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Shifty.4985:

SFShinigami.2015:

Somethings wrong when even I find the matchup thread boring.

Grand Empress of Tier 1 , Lady CuddleStrike of the Bakery, I SUMMON YOU!

Sorry, shes in the kitchen! :O
hehehe

punts Shifty

I’m currently trolling… I mean inspiring people to join us in TS. I may or maynot be trying to tempt people to join the channel saying we give cookies.

I would give them cookies, but somebody (Shifty & Shini) ate them all cause they’re mean.

What was I supposed to eat? You never came back with my sammich

^ I was so upset when I didnt get one :’(
So I ate my soul out on the cookies!
But now i need to Punts Cuddles to feel better!!

Don’t punt her until she brings me my sammich!

Shifty can’t punt me annnnnnnnnnnnnnymore! You left us! You traitorous fool!

And no sammichs for you! I’m busy running into SoR zergs and TC zergs. They are pretty intimidating, not gonna lie. TC took bay off us just before and I ran into the portal, saw them, was like “stuff this.. ABORT” and ran out as the TC group just watched me from the circle.
lmao

GG

You lost our bay!?

Nah it was fleur, don’t know if he was even online but still it was all him

Can confirm it was indeed Fleur.

Such a baddie mesmer

SFShinigami.2015:

Shifty.4985:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Shifty.4985:

SFShinigami.2015:

Somethings wrong when even I find the matchup thread boring.

Grand Empress of Tier 1 , Lady CuddleStrike of the Bakery, I SUMMON YOU!

Sorry, shes in the kitchen! :O
hehehe

punts Shifty

I’m currently trolling… I mean inspiring people to join us in TS. I may or maynot be trying to tempt people to join the channel saying we give cookies.

I would give them cookies, but somebody (Shifty & Shini) ate them all cause they’re mean.

What was I supposed to eat? You never came back with my sammich

^ I was so upset when I didnt get one :’(
So I ate my soul out on the cookies!
But now i need to Punts Cuddles to feel better!!

Don’t punt her until she brings me my sammich!

Shifty can’t punt me annnnnnnnnnnnnnymore! You left us! You traitorous fool!

And no sammichs for you! I’m busy running into SoR zergs and TC zergs. They are pretty intimidating, not gonna lie. TC took bay off us just before and I ran into the portal, saw them, was like “stuff this.. ABORT” and ran out as the TC group just watched me from the circle.
lmao

GG

Punts shifty around the map

Go to bread Shifty!

Shifty.4985:

SFShinigami.2015:

Somethings wrong when even I find the matchup thread boring.

Grand Empress of Tier 1 , Lady CuddleStrike of the Bakery, I SUMMON YOU!

Sorry, shes in the kitchen! :O
hehehe

punts Shifty

I’m currently trolling… I mean inspiring people to join us in TS. I may or maynot be trying to tempt people to join the channel saying we give cookies.

I would give them cookies, but somebody (Shifty & Shini) ate them all cause they’re mean.

electriette.8952:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Reunited with SoR! Came across these lovely SoR who stood around long enough for me to nab a pic

<3

Score Update attached!

Nice to see SoR again on the battlefield, I did miss our fierce snuggle sessions

I actually ran into about 6 TC who waved when I popped the LOVE tag, then 1 of em attacked and the moment was over. I died a little inside.

Not many TCers know of the LOVE

That is disheartening considering LOVE was formed on Breadgate when we were matched up with TC and had that epically long thread full of toast and happiness. (Back in t2 days)

Oh and I had a TC zerg in EBG ignore us (about 5 bg’ers giving people pressies)…… we may have had a TC escort too. A giant norn. A lovely fellow. Oh those t2 days….. I miss em.

Gully.7358:

I love Shirts, best Shirts ever

Seconded! ! Dat shirts! <3

Bammit.4796:

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Reunited with SoR! Came across these lovely SoR who stood around long enough for me to nab a pic

<3

Score Update attached!

Nice to see SoR again on the battlefield, I did miss our fierce snuggle sessions

I actually ran into about 6 TC who waved when I popped the LOVE tag, then 1 of em attacked and the moment was over. I died a little inside.

Heartbreaking

I had a bunch of SoS players in EBG (group of 20 ish) stop and hang out with my BG & JQ LOVE guildies… They literally stopped chilled for a pretty long time (was expecting to get zerged) and let us RP in tonics. Was really awesome! Considering we were outside LOVE SM Castle at the time!

Quit converting our man cave into a love castle. ><

Wasn’t owned by JQ. Breadgate claimed SM in the name of LOVE and held it for over 12 hours. KnT were defending it all day from my understanding

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Reunited with SoR! Came across these lovely SoR who stood around long enough for me to nab a pic

<3

Score Update attached!

Nice to see SoR again on the battlefield, I did miss our fierce snuggle sessions

I actually ran into about 6 TC who waved when I popped the LOVE tag, then 1 of em attacked and the moment was over. I died a little inside.

Heartbreaking

I had a bunch of SoS players in EBG (group of 20 ish) stop and hang out with my BG & JQ LOVE guildies… They literally stopped chilled for a pretty long time (was expecting to get zerged) and let us RP in tonics. Was really awesome! Considering we were outside LOVE SM Castle at the time!

Reunited with SoR! Came across these lovely SoR who stood around long enough for me to nab a pic

<3

Score Update attached!

Nice to see SoR again on the battlefield, I did miss our fierce snuggle sessions

Maelwaedd.5842:

TheThiefMaster.3812:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Breadgate 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you all already cries Enjoy the fights that you all stumble across in your bread induced haze….

And be nice in here, don’t make me come back and snuggle you all fiercely!

<3 <3 <3

How about you just come back home Cuddle:-) then you can keep a close eye on us and make sure we don’t misbehave:D

She can try, but it didnt work when she was on last on BG, I dont think it would work now……… actually come to think of it most of the time Cuddle would say something in the shout box and lead us down that rabbit hole, im not sure if we want that kind of miscreant back on BG leading us to ruin

who am i kidding Cuddles just showed us the rabbit hole we jumped in first cos it sounded like fun

:D

Good thing you can at least agree that the rabbit hole is too lolsy to resist. Plus, we would have missed Riven’s silly bread related puns and sentences! And I totally did keep you guys in check by distracting you with bread related things……….. Or BelieveBreadBeasteGate2013…. I feel like I’m missing another key saying that we all yell in mapchat….

TheThiefMaster.3812:

How about you just come back home Cuddle:-) then you can keep a close eye on us and make sure we don’t misbehave:D

But then I’d be missing MERC and all my MERC friends! Let alone the JQ ones I’ve made. Also Shini has threatened to chain me in his basement if I attempt to leave…. So…. cowers

Breadgate 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you all already cries Enjoy the fights that you all stumble across in your bread induced haze….

And be nice in here, don’t make me come back and snuggle you all fiercely!

<3 <3 <3

SFShinigami.2015:

Electriette I believe in you!

Go to bread!

I second this!

Also TC doing their normal yak parade? Cause I know some kittens who want to frolic with them….. I promise we won’t nibble your ankles!

Satori.7268:

SFShinigami.2015:

Satori.7268:

if season 1 rewards are crap like most think they are then season 2 we fight for cuddlestrike. if bg wins then cuddlestrike comes back home.

I will singlehandedly 57 golem rush every structure BG has.

cuddlestrike of troy, whose face that launched a thousand trebuchets

O.o

Unsure if should be worried or not…………… but semi hung over and have work in 30mins

<3 snuggles bg see you guys next matchup cries

Synyster.5894:

It sure sounds like Cuddles misses being on BG too bad she was dragged to JQ

Meh

JQ is fun in its own way…..I do get to hang with Shini everyday now I’m just a little tipsy atm. And I really enjoy hanging out with HzH during NA times. Fun bunch of people! I dunno about those Sf guys…. always yelling about Jedsus……. :P trolololol

And I’m happy BG will hopefully take first place. I’m friends with many many commanders on that server who commanded for BG to do so well!

SFShinigami.2015:

I actually heard a pretty good one today in EB map chat. “Boast gate”

Go To Bread Cuddles! You’re Drunk!

Besides the point Shini.

BelieveBreadBeasteGate2013

:D

Renny.6571:

CuddleStrike.8215:

BelieveBreadGate2013

So proud! Love All my BG friends. You deserve it! And I appreciate the fierce snuggles I’ve received

I believe in you guys, BelieveBreadBeastGate 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 <3 <3

I didn’t get to snuggle you…

Babe…. there was enough snuggles for all

<3

BelieveBreadGate2013

So proud! Love All my BG friends. You deserve it! And I appreciate the fierce snuggles I’ve received

I believe in you guys, BelieveBreadBeastGate 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3 <3 <3

SFShinigami.2015:

CuddleStrike.8215:

SFShinigami.2015:

HB, go to bread :P

Cuddles too.

Oh hai Shini,

Fleur would like to invite you to a RP session this friday night (aussie night time, weird NA people) on the TC session.

Apparently I’m not invited cause he’s rude.

Hopefully you are able to attend and anyone else on the official forums who would like to explore the ways of TC they are more then welcome.

Yours Sincerely,

CuddleStrike

p.s

Go to bread Shini!

idk….i don’t really like Fleur that way…

Don’t lie, you’ll be there. Tentacle back piece and all.

SFShinigami.2015:

HB, go to bread :P

Cuddles too.

Oh hai Shini,

Fleur would like to invite you to a RP session this friday night (aussie night time, weird NA people) on the TC session.

Apparently I’m not invited cause he’s rude.

Hopefully you are able to attend and anyone else on the official forums who would like to explore the ways of TC they are more then welcome.

Yours Sincerely,

CuddleStrike

p.s

Go to bread Shini!