Guild Wars 2

I think this is getting a little silly….

In conclusion, have a score update! From someone not even in your matchup! Enjoy!

<3 <3 <3

shimmerless.4560:

just popping in to say that the level of sportsmanship and class displayed by both jade quarry and dragonbrand (particularly the latter) has been pretty terrible so far. for players never seen outside of zergs/full guilds they’re sure fond of the /emote commands.

I’m glad you ain’t in my matchup atm….. I know a group that LOVES emote spamming. I grumble at them everytime!

Those menacing cross server people!

Score Update!

Found some SoR friends lurking inside of a keep…… It wasn’t me! I didn’t murder that poor defenseless mortar or cannon or whatever it was…

SFShinigami.2015:

From that day forward, the divinely inspired solution was applied in many mediation proceedings by those representing the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints. If two parties claim possession of something, neither will be able to retain it, and as history indicates, it usually becomes property of the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints.

May Jedsus be with you all, Jedmen.

I have decided after reading the above post, that the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints requires more bread. Please remedy this immediately.

The following conclusion has been drawn;
GO TO BREAD SHINI!

Score Update!!!!!!

I’m home from work and ready to snuggle everyone tightly! So where are you all lurking tonight? :P

<3

zhonnika.1784:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo JQ!

I miss you all

Enjoy your matchup… creeps away sadly

Cuddles <3

We’ll all have to go to TC to hang out again >.>

Shhhh shhh don’t tell anyone >.> But yes! Another adventure with SF would involve many laughs I’m sure!

@nglcpyro: A secret mission?! I want to know! But but but…… I supppose I can get more LOVE recruiters…… I didn’t sneak one from DB….. Maybe Shini could befriend everyone for LOVE :P

@Vendetta: But but but but…. I <3 JQ! Come back soon! Even if you don’t want to fight us….

@Lenador: I do adorable score updates! Maybe…. some people call my asura creepy though…… Score updates for aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll! Or! Do your own adorable score updates

@SFShinigami: GO TO BREAD SHINI! Stop posting epic posts

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo JQ!

I miss you all

Enjoy your matchup… creeps away sadly

Score Update!

I’m so surprised to see the toast so near…. I shall have to give you a snuggle welcome when I can play… and not on my lunch break…. >.>

electriette.8952:

LOL.

Does TC need to have an ordained minister and marriage counselor for BG and SoR? 0:

:D

Possibly……… but no one can replace Shini’s epic posts

Nakoor.1980:

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I present you with the chance to relive the 45 omega golem rush that was done on BG BL the other night. I would like to give a big thanks to Icoa and Merc for being wonderful host that night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXCj7HjQD6w

I must admit, you do know how to party…….

AND I WAS AT WORK SO I MISSED SEEING THIS AND FREAKING OUT! Dangit

Greetings!

I went adventuring with friends last night, since to be honest, WvW is dull without my JQ friends

Also I’m having far too much fun in TC PvE land….. DON’T JUDGE ME!

<3

Sharing is caring yeah? :P

Score Update!

My friends and I went adventuring in PvE land last night (what is this PvE?!) and found this fine looking fellow!

Azure.8412:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Azure.8412:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!

I found some friends in BG LA! Party time :P

Must be people waiting in queue for WvW. :P

Yes yes yes it is! Did you hear? Apparently if you wear a commander tag you get into the map faster! Totally is true…..

Would I lie to you?

I think thats a myth tbh.

kitten it! IRON trolling me again……. I fall cry myself to sleep tonight…. :P

Azure.8412:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Score Update!

I found some friends in BG LA! Party time :P

Must be people waiting in queue for WvW. :P

Yes yes yes it is! Did you hear? Apparently if you wear a commander tag you get into the map faster! Totally is true…..

Would I lie to you?

Score Update!

I found some friends in BG LA! Party time :P

DeWolfe.2174:

First to say, “Go to Bread Shini!” You’re not even finishing sentences now….

I approve this message.

GO TO BREAD SHINI!

LethalxKiller.3571:

Vash.9183:

LethalxKiller.3571:

Vash.9183:

Masamoon.3864:

Welcome, to Team Sanghae, three Omegas not in the picture, total build: 45.

Thank you to my friends in SoR and Pryan for helping the planning. This was the most fun I ever had in this game to date.

Wow, I couldn’t help but notice one of [SF]‘s big commanders… Lethal Troll. I wonder what he’s doing in Sanctum of Rall… hmmm. The lack of the [SF] tag beside his name really makes someone wonder.

… :P

Why does this make you wonder?

Why even ask? You’re known for hitting BG practically every day during NA. The “wondering” part was sarcasm, because I would hardly be surprised if you ended up on SoR. Was very amusing to randomly see your name in a screenshot of SoR forces. Lol.

Did they at least get my good side in the pic :P I didn’t move to sor because I hate BG, I moved for other reasons. Like there were guilds there now that I like. ps I dont hate everyone on BG, I <3 LOVE and cuddlestrike. :P

<3 lethal! It is okay they dont understand our fiercely snuggling ways!

Score Update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That TW and FEAR zerg in EBG is kinda scary… till some of them came over and waved to me! <3

Sounds like an enjoyable day (besides these forums) and it is nice to finally run into DB.

but I DON’T CARE, I LOVE IT! (this song is stiiiiiiiiiiill stuck in my head)

kevinskyrider.3271:

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

For some reason I’d rather see BG/JQ/TC…

That would be interesting as well; I’m sure the thread would be much more cleaner, lol. Spunky seems to have gone MIA, but we have Cuddles!

I’m always lurking somewhere… :P And I miss feisty….. sighs
That match was amazing. Also, we’ll never be rid of SoR, remember how much they mourned the loss of us last time? lol

So what are your fights like atm anyways? I recently watched a DB zerg getting chased by an SoR zerg through BG territory… It made me laugh a lot.

Norseman.4280:

All I have to say is thank you TC and FA for being a whole lot classier bunch of people than the other servers we’ve (JQ) been up against the last few months. It’s a fun time out there!

I resent this implied allegation.

But now you know why BG were kinda sad to get to t1…. we left so much fun behind

MagiKarp.8201:

Darknicrofia.2604:

CuddleStrike.8215:

LOL

I’m in EBG atm……….. Not sure what I’m watching… But it is pretty funny watching a DB zerg and a SoR zerg chasing them… was def. a highlight! I must admit I haven’t played during this time since the matchup started…

YOU WERE TOO BUSY LOSING GOLEMS

FISH ARE FRIENDS
NOT FOOD

Agree

and Leopards

KARPS! Don’t encourage Dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP GOING ON ABOUT FINDING NEMO! Just because I havent seen it!

P.s
It’s cold here

LOL

I’m in EBG atm……….. Not sure what I’m watching… But it is pretty funny watching a DB zerg and a SoR zerg chasing them… was def. a highlight! I must admit I haven’t played during this time since the matchup started…

eithinan.9841:

Read a few pages. Bored to tears. I did like this post from a BG person.

This is a solid “knock me down again, I dare you” speech. Still bored though.

Sorry I just woke up… but this is all I’ve got for you…..

http://youtu.be/vZ-fDxfUD58

And Enjoy these forums, cause the same agruments go on week in week oooooooout. yawns Is it bread time again?

katanah.8431:

ok ok so Im sensitive and like cuddles SO WHAT get back to painting maps!! GF out there this has by FAR been the most fun Ive had in a long time TY to both FA and JQ!

Its is okay….. maybe one day BG and TC will be reunited. ….. we have all beeen waititng for that for months though.

Have you guys done your yak parade yet?

SFShinigami.2015:

Speaking as The holder of the Missionary Position, of which I have held for some time as I enjoy this Missionary Position, the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints greatly encourages the in depth study of cross species snuggling habits as evidenced by that being my head peeking up watching them.

GO TO BREAD SHINI!

also we had another word for where you were sleeping on that bed if you don’t recall our ts convo. …….

Achilles.2197:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Also, I decided to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL i just noticed the little asuran head popping up behind the bed. watching O_O

:D

Ahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa! Was a fun afternoon…. to say the least. Rofl. TC people are a fun bunch. I found some more silly ones in a bar today… lol
And no, I doubt TC would have enjoyed your treb… Although maybe they did? Maybe TC was coming to have a party near your treb as appreciation! And then your side got confused and thought they wanted war!? Poor poor misunderstood battles…. cries

And Volkon, I don’t know whaaaaaaaaaaat you are suggesting!

Achilles.2197:

CuddleStrike.8215:

katanah.8431:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Also, I decided to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG this is SOOO cute!!! <3

What can I say? We like to snuggle

that place is nothing more than a brothel! such blasphemy

Don’t judge us! We were tired! And it isn’t very comfy to sleep with our armor on….
You’re just jealous you didn’t know about our adventures to TC today! Too busy fighting on the battlefield I’m sure! :P

katanah.8431:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Also, I decided to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG this is SOOO cute!!! <3

What can I say? We like to snuggle

Score Update!!!!!!!!!

This is dedicated to a particular person that loves to play a char….

<3

pot.6805:

zhonnika.1784:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Also, I decided to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In before everyone saying JQ is in bed with BG.

Shhh, its a secret! =X

Bahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

This thread is awesome.

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Also, I decide to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You realize the post and pic pretty much make my point right?

(although now I’m scared – if you do come to TC we might not ever see you in WvW again!)

It is okay, I’ll come out and play soon… WvW………………….
And I came to the Toast! But I could not find WvW Toast!

Also I was visiting :P Not staying

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

But “Bread Time” means coming to the Toast!

Please refer to my above post…. LOL

Also, I decided to venture to TC this afternoon…. and look what happens when I leave WvW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clockradio.3257:

Rackhir Tanelorn.9123:

CuddleStrike.8215:

I heard there was some long fights today? How goes it?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Go to Bread Cuddle!!!

Probably hard to do this if she’s SEA/Oceanic.

CLOCK IS CORRECT! IT IS NOT BREAD TIME! Bread time later…. maybe…
SHINI GO TO BREAD!

(I’m from aussieland)

Clockradio.3257:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Clockradio.3257:

Haha, its funny because there are JQ posting in the BG/SOR/DB thread. Also some TC. You all act like this thread is EXCLUSIVELY for your three servers.

What about Cuddles? She’s on BG.

Ah….

The difference is, I’m not hacking on servers. I am really enjoying your posts…(in responce to Shini and I) but this isn’t our matchup… so we shouldn’t be smack talking in it.

The only one I was trolling before was shini. SOR/JQ situation was brought up, so I was talking about SOR/JQ situation. Don’t blame me, blame the poster who brought it up.

I think you mistook what I mean’t. I enjoy your silly posts (with Shini and I). They are very fun to read!

However, there is no point discussing the SoR/JQ situation till we’re all back together again.
Anyways, we can discuss this another time. Sorry for any confusion Clock!

FA-TC-JQ

I heard there was some long fights today? How goes it?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!

Clockradio.3257:

zhonnika.1784:

Cuddles defies servers.

She does have a GW2 account with her home server set as Blackgate, does she not? What she does in game, or while guesting is irrelevant.

sighs Just because they are asking you to leave, is no reason to drag me into this….

Yes I’m from BG. But I adore my JQ friends and posters alike…. and have fond memories of the FA-TC-BG matchup threads. We had fun. Now if you want them to not ask you to bugga off, I highly suggest you stop smack talking JQ. This isn’t JQ-BG-SoR matchup.

Clockradio.3257:

Haha, its funny because there are JQ posting in the BG/SOR/DB thread. Also some TC. You all act like this thread is EXCLUSIVELY for your three servers.

What about Cuddles? She’s on BG.

Ah….

The difference is, I’m not hacking on servers. I am really enjoying your posts…(in responce to Shini and I) but this isn’t our matchup… so we shouldn’t be smack talking in it.

And wait what? I’m getting married to Shini now?! WHAT HAS JQ BEEN PLOTTING WHILE I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION?!

Clockradio.3257:

celeron.3469:

Clockradio.3257:

So? You do realize that is FEAR’s forum. A GUILD forum. Find me one guild forum that doesn’t have the exact same propaganda/chest thumping. I find it rather hilarious that you find it necessary to spy on a guild in any way you can. You really are a person with no ethics or morality, aren’t you?

He didn’t take that screenshot.

Who cares? He posted it.

I CARE!

And no, he was responding. The original poster isn’t him.

NOW! BOW DOWN TO THE CHURCH OF JEDUS!

Clockradio.3257:

iCryptik.1496:

We still have a lot of room to grow, but we dont have good 24/7 coverage yet, at least not to be able to allow us to compete with the other t1’s as much.

Still waiting for a TC/BG/SOR matchup. Every matchup so far since the change has been rather bland. I think BG will look to TC to help knock SoR down a peg, and I’ll be out there in full force when that happens.

I look forward to better matchups to pull me out of CoF a little more. Currently I can’t play more then an hour or two of wvw without getting bored, which hasnt happened in a long, long time.

Wait, so would you please remind me who has won that past two weeks by a very wide margin? If you’re looking to “knock someone down a peg” I think you’re looking at the wrong server…

You’re almost as bad at holding grudges as a certain ATM commander…

WHAT?! GRUDGES?! No! Bad Clock! The wise men from the church of Jedus will come for you if you speak of such things!
And I know how you feel about that church :P

Clockradio.3257:

Oh, so you launder the gold through fake charities, that’s why it’s so difficult to find. Classy Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints, classy indeed.

This is one of many ways they tempted us Clock! I believe poor TC may experience this tactic soon…..

Remember! Have kite battles!

Lenador.1436:

(-.-) ZZZZzzzzzzzz

NO! WAKE UP!

go have a kite party! I’m sure someone maybe possibly wont murder you….. unlike that poor quaggan ocx kite barer…… that poor quaggan didn’t have a chance….

LostBalloon.6423:

Magikarp posting his screen shot proving that he is buddy buddy with waha on hitting SoR
Good to see you guys are finally admitting (somewhat) to plain out working together.

Why dont you show the 30 other ac’s and balistas that they took out, and how you wiped in that location then ran back in bay to wipe SoR with your full map blob and 9000 acs on inner.

MERC should rename their guild to [AC]

Not to like…. bicker… But just because they talk doesn’t mean they co ordinate. Like I’m friends with many maaaaaany people cross server… Doesn’t mean I PM my commander friends saying “HEY LETS GO DO THIS FOR THE LOLS”

Actually… maybe I should organise a kite parade….

Score Update!

Stumbled across a friend while I was auto running! Making real life plans is hard mmk? lol

[LOVE] knows no bounds!

Also! LOVE started when I was in t2 with TC! I have many fond memories of roleplaying with TC players! Such a fun bunch!

and I agree! SHINI GO TO BREAD ALREADY!

electriette.8952:

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SFShinigami.2015:

Clockradio.3257:

SFShinigami.2015:

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I have taken leave from counseling the tumultuous marriage of BG and SoR and taken on some missionary work. So, TC and FA, have you heard the good word of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints? Have you experienced what it truly means to accept Woks on Water into your heart? His Papal Glory, Saint Mancus the Malhavoc welcomes any potential new followers to the Holy Church!

Also, with my [LOVE] hat on, Snuggle everyone fiercely!

HI CUDDLES!

Hello TC and FA, I am writing this as a warning to you the the Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is nothing more than a pyramid scheme. Both BG and SoR have paid exorbitant sums of gold to this "Church" in good faith thinking that they had a system that could improve our relationship. SoR just woke up in a bathtub full of ice, and we think our kidney is missing. BG has a broken jaw, and their all the gold fillings in their teeth are missing (and even some teeth). If that wasn’t bad enough, we have found evidence that they somehow now have the deed to our home, and titles to all of our vehicles. Now we find out that the church has completely abandoned us.

SoR and BG are now poor and homeless because of this farce, and our relationship is worse than ever. Heed my warning.

Dear Clockradio:

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your persistent actions including but not limited to the continued harassment of the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have become unbearable. You are ORDERED TO STOP such activities immediately as they are being done in violation of the law.

The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have the right to remain free from these activities as they constitute harassment, and the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pursue any legal remedies available to it against you if these activities continue. These remedies include but are not limited to: contacting law enforcement to obtain criminal sanctions against you, and suing you civilly for damages the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have incurred as a result of your actions.

Again, you must IMMEDIATELY STOP harassing the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints and send written confirmation that you will stop such activities. You risk incurring very severe legal consequences if you fail to comply with this demand.

This letter acts as your final warning to discontinue this unwanted conduct before the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints pursues legal actions against you. At this time, Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is not contacting the authorities or filing civil suit against you, as the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints hopes we can resolve this matter without authoritative involvement. The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is not under any circumstances, however, waiving any legal rights it have presently, or future legal remedies against you by sending you this letter. This order acts as ONE FINAL CHANCE for you to cease your illegal activities before the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints exercises its rights.

Sincerely,

Mons. SFShinigami

I don’t know who you two are but I love you both.

Welcome to the joys of the Church of Jedus!

We offer many snuggles and we at [LOVE] endorse this organisation!
Snuggle tightly all!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT:
I miss JQ already for all my friends I run into in WvW..... DON’T BE STRANGERS

Clockradio.3257:

Disappointed by lack of guild kites. The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints must have really cleaned you guys out.

Shhhh Shhhhhhhh! The Holy Church of Jedus will hear you from the other thread. Be careful my friend! You have the upcoming lawsuit!

Score Update!

Ran into a friend All decided to take a minute to hang for a sec. KITE PARTY!

Clockradio.3257:

SFShinigami.2015:

Clockradio.3257:

SFShinigami.2015:

As an ordained Minister & Marriage Counselor in the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints I have taken leave from counseling the tumultuous marriage of BG and SoR and taken on some missionary work. So, TC and FA, have you heard the good word of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints? Have you experienced what it truly means to accept Woks on Water into your heart? His Papal Glory, Saint Mancus the Malhavoc welcomes any potential new followers to the Holy Church!

Also, with my [LOVE] hat on, Snuggle everyone fiercely!

HI CUDDLES!

Hello TC and FA, I am writing this as a warning to you the the Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is nothing more than a pyramid scheme. Both BG and SoR have paid exorbitant sums of gold to this “Church” in good faith thinking that they had a system that could improve our relationship. SoR just woke up in a bathtub full of ice, and we think our kidney is missing. BG has a broken jaw, and their all the gold fillings in their teeth are missing (and even some teeth). If that wasn’t bad enough, we have found evidence that they somehow now have the deed to our home, and titles to all of our vehicles. Now we find out that the church has completely abandoned us.

SoR and BG are now poor and homeless because of this farce, and our relationship is worse than ever. Heed my warning.

Dear Clockradio:

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your persistent actions including but not limited to the continued harassment of the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have become unbearable. You are ORDERED TO STOP such activities immediately as they are being done in violation of the law.

The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have the right to remain free from these activities as they constitute harassment, and the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints will pursue any legal remedies available to it against you if these activities continue. These remedies include but are not limited to: contacting law enforcement to obtain criminal sanctions against you, and suing you civilly for damages the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints have incurred as a result of your actions.

Again, you must IMMEDIATELY STOP harassing the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints and send written confirmation that you will stop such activities. You risk incurring very severe legal consequences if you fail to comply with this demand.

This letter acts as your final warning to discontinue this unwanted conduct before the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints pursues legal actions against you. At this time, Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is not contacting the authorities or filing civil suit against you, as the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints hopes we can resolve this matter without authoritative involvement. The Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints is not under any circumstances, however, waiving any legal rights it have presently, or future legal remedies against you by sending you this letter. This order acts as ONE FINAL CHANCE for you to cease your illegal activities before the Holy Church of Jedsus Chris of Saturday Feints exercises its rights.

Sincerely,

Mons. SFShinigami

My Lawyer has advised me to no longer have direct contact with you nor your organization. You will be hearing from us shortly.

This is generally making me laugh… I must appear very crazy to my family…………..

On a side note: I can’t wait to see the lawsuit.
Is your lawyer TC or FA clock?

Aerial Melodies.4938:

CuddleStrike.8215:

Oresh.4729:

finally some new faces. just hope sor and bg guild will not take some holidays here like the last time

But but but!!!!! I’ll miss you JQ! Don’t be a stranger. … .

And now I have to check two threads! Can’t miss out on shini’s posts!!!!!!!!!!

Goodluck everyone! (JQ kick into more awesome gear kthx)

Not going to lie; it would be pretty awesome to log in and find a Cuddles running with us this week.

:D

Maybe one day! I shall see FA and TC again. And as always JQ <3

P.s

Clockradio, your post just me laugh so hard. SoR and BG will work through this…. we’ve got this!

Darknicrofia.2604:

I HAD TO GO TO BREAD BECAUSE U TOOK YOUR PURPLE NAPKIN AND AFK’D AND WOULDN’T REPLACEMENT COMMAND

I WAS EATING!

And Fleur told you I was afk! Stop trying to get me to command! Such a troll!

AND LEAVE MY KITE ALONE! Underappreciated~