Daklap Elementalist|Man Crushin Thighs Warrior
XOXO|NSP
Tonight, in another episode of XOXO PVDoor (someone should probably buy me a commander tag, I’m really good at it):
LF1v1s North of IoJ North Camp
enquire within
Pfft that’s only 27k health :P
Ok, I am contributing something totally random because guildies said pics or they don’t believe it, and I had this thread open already. My new pet squirrel.
anyone else think of this?
You win forums for the day, ty.
Thanks to all who hopped on the tootsi train tonight
SBI! Yeah!
This sounds dirty
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There’s your problem. You’re hitting 3 instead of 1 sometimes. l2p baddie
geez taquito, Obs was right…you need blast finishers too dude…
Ty , Mr Taqutio and Mrs honeybuns. I will work on it.
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I am but a mere PvP’er and lack the intellectual capacity to learn the higher skills necessary to be a WvW zerger. Mrs. Honeybuns has a proven track record of success and can help you far better than I.
But, as promised, here is a new instructional video on thiefing for my friends over on NSP. Please forward especially to Timada so that he can one day have the chance to win a fight.
This is good, ty. I take notes so I can study up and learn. This build is hard and very confusing, but I practice: 444444222244444244444442222222222222222. Right?
You know, with all this complaining about zergs, you would think us in SBI created this matchup, not Anet…..
Would you rather us run around in 10-15, 5 man groups? Think it’s hard to get across the map now? At least you know where the “blob” is and you can avoid them.
If you are being spawn camped, I have a little secret to tell you: There are 3 ways out of spawn.
Please do this, ty.
IoJ is still the best server ever.
Fixed it. You’re welcome.
A wise fix.
But just on a side note.
Posting a picture of yourself below every comment is pretty lame scale ten thousand.
Just saying.With love,
Me (I’m prettier anyway)It was a fashion started up last week on a friendly match up thread where people joined in and had fun with no stress of being personally attacked for it by xertain guilds or people…
I’m going to continue cause it’s funny getting a reaction over it and almost anything in this thread.
With love,
Me (kitten please, I am.)
Friendly, no stress match up thread? Those exist? Sounds pretty boring
PS: Rob is way prettier
I am in love with the new map changes and the maneuverability of the ruins. Not so fond of the buff idea, though. Already had a bunch of decent fights so far though.
What are you talkin bout? You got zerged down and sit spammed repeatedly. Sometimes by your own guildies. I was there. Don’t try to lie to me.
XOXO is zerg guild. Can’t fight unless you vastly outnumber the opponent. lrn2press more than your 1 skill.
He also has to press enter to sit spam you. Don’t forget that.
It is really hard, okay.
We’ll see yuh in a couple months, varc
Looking through this thread I am not finding many SBI being so terribly smug and offensive. Its like 5 pags of XOXO trolling both servers and roamers from all servers complaining about tower huggers.
Now the fun the last few pages was started by an IOJ poster calling us idiotic/unintelligent for trying to find some fights at their bay and trolling them out of bay with trebs. IOJ seems to be a bit kitten y about realizing they cant compete, even with SE on board now and are labeling SBI as the bully’s. Sorry we kitten ed in your cheerios?
Overall this thread is pretty tame compared to BP threads. I am sure IOJ are just angels when they tick at 600+ppts and don’t ever boast about it in their past forum or recruitment threads………
If I stop trolling will I still get my ice cream sammich after dinner ma?
Only a real bully would ruin someone’s Cheerios. They’re a necessary part of a balanced breakfast to protect against heart disease!
zerg scrubs. lol
blame SBI they are teaching us to WvW properly.
Kitten.. Way to freaking go SBI, XOXO was annoying enough roaming ;P Now they’re gonna be zerging. GG
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Dear Taquito Bandito,
Let’s do this thing, I ready to die.
Hey guys it’s me again, NSP’s self proclaimed best dagger/dagger thief. Here’s a video of me bursting the all mighty Bamf Joe yet he still lives somehow.. very interesting to watch I guarantee you!!
Don’t lie to the people, we all know I’m the best thief NA :P
PlS FlErCh.4817 yOu WaNnA 1v1z??
To become famous/legendary one must survive mugi’s burst, and I survive the mugi burst thanks to All State Insurance. Are you in good hands?
All State OP. ANet seriously needs to nerf them.
Hey guys it’s me again, NSP’s self proclaimed best dagger/dagger thief. Here’s a video of me bursting the all mighty Bamf Joe yet he still lives somehow.. very interesting to watch I guarantee you!!
Don’t lie to the people, we all know I’m the best thief NA :P
PlS FlErCh.4817 yOu WaNnA 1v1z??
I PwNz U HaRdCoRe, NUBZ! U EvN HS, BrO?!?!?!?!?
Hey guys it’s me again, NSP’s self proclaimed best dagger/dagger thief. Here’s a video of me bursting the all mighty Bamf Joe yet he still lives somehow.. very interesting to watch I guarantee you!!
Don’t lie to the people, we all know I’m the best thief NA :P
Edit: your burst in this video is weak (was Joe hacking?). You should work on that. Keep the d/d videos coming, they are educational to anybody that wants to play d/d thief.
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This is me playing dagger/dagger thief, please watch!
You outplayed that scrub so hard
guys i think the real discussion should be ‘who is the cutest charr of nsp: wafflez, kevin mr ele, otter space or puppytown’
More importantly, when do I get to win the Miss NSP title? Will I get a tiara for it?
As reigning Miss NSP 2013. I have a msg for you.
There is always next year , bish :-P
I’m prettier than anyone and I’m prettier than a glowstick!
From 15s-35s is all I have to say to you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnCHXEjRYQ
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guys i think the real discussion should be ‘who is the cutest charr of nsp: wafflez, kevin mr ele, otter space or puppytown’
More importantly, when do I get to win the Miss NSP title? Will I get a tiara for it?
NSP best server NA
Norns should only ever use Become the Wolf as their elite. Anything else would be silly.
Chris Farley was a funny man
Edit: One of my favorite clips, which also happens to be how I prepare myself for WvW fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE7M5LcCCos
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Ok well I congratulate you in accepting you’ll never really amount to anything in WvW. I’m pretty sure GW2 isn’t the right game for you. And I’m sorry you consider YB a zerg server… We haven’t had a queue even on Friday at the reset. I feel sorry for you if you actually fight a full server that packs all their zones. But then again we know you won’t climb that high to have those problems.
And you act like there is no skill in zerg vs zerg fights… I guess never having actually been able to be in one you wouldn’t understand. Anywho on that note, I know you’ll never stop running your mouth if I don’t so catch ya later little fella!
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If you believe what we [one] guys do is all spam aoe buttons, you’re sadly mistaken.
Tons of things go behind large group combat, and that right there is more or less considered small group, we had probably about 10 of our guild running over NSP there.
Just to prove your concept wrong, I will even offer to pay for your transfer so you can experience it first hand. I love when people join us and are like “well kitten, thats how its done”.
If you want to hide your action bar, you will need to blur out the entire bottom half of your screen. Since you mouseclick abilities the tooltips show what you are using which totally defeats the purpose of blurring out your action bar.
Also, clicking some of your weaponskills and CLICKING TO ENTER/EXIT DEATHSHROUD. Please teach us all more about how it’s done.
He also forgot to blur it out for about a minute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JoVA0UL385Y#t=8m30s
Now this is what I acknowledge as “recording for fun” lol, man now that I think of… I wish I had recorded yesterday’s NSP fail, 25 NSP against 10 of us in a T2 tower and they all died at the gate haha it was epic
Me too, it woulda been super fun to watch you stand on an AC. You must be really good!
does anyone else enjoy posting videos as much as i do?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Coxp3nlowEWOW LAD GUY THATS SO EGOTISTICAL
LOOK AT YOU RECORDINGAND STUFF
Bro, do you even HS?
I like this whole overgeneralizing thing, Savannah. Seems fun, can I try?
I drink coffee, thus my server drinks coffee. My server drinks coffee, thus, the majority of wvw as a whole drinks coffee.
Whoo this is fun!
IoJ likes Parties per tick and objectives. Ideally we like to have at least 4 keeps so we can have enough space for all the parties per tick to happen at once without getting too crowded. Sometimes the parties are a bit too big and we need to expand the party over to another keep or the castle, but it’s usually temporary.
Usually stuff gets broken during said parties, but then again, during the ‘multi team’ parties when everyone else comes over to party with us, our stuff gets broken too, so it’s kind of an unspoken rule that whoever moves back in picks up the tab on the new drapes and carpets and such.
But yeah…parties. mmmmmm….
Tried to find a Gif to represent how overgeneralizing is bad…left dissapointed. Obviously we Jantharians need improvement in this area
Uh nice try but its a fact that the majority of the wvw community drinks coffee so your point about generalization lacks a solid example. Perhaps I can provide you with one.
I am on NSP and read your post twice because I found it strange that someone could have typed out that dribble and not realized how bad it was therefore all of NSP read your post twice and found it strange that someone could have typed out that dribble and not realized how bad it was.
That try hard needs to try harder.
does anyone else enjoy practicing dagger/dagger thief as much as i do?
i thought it was all about the dagger/pistol nowadays >.>
Wtb more dagger/focus necros, o wait the mobility sucks and we get locked down really easily.
dagger/pistol is so 2012, get with the program.
Haven’t you heard? The current meta is all about dual pistol thieves. SPCA is so far behind the times and needs to l2p.
Hahaha, I still remember our old forum convo about going p/p so many months ago (that was you, wasn’t it). I fail with it in the open wvw world, but it has definitely done me well in a few duels. Also, duel pistol in dungeon is OP.
does anyone else enjoy practicing dagger/dagger thief as much as i do?
i thought it was all about the dagger/pistol nowadays >.>
Wtb more dagger/focus necros, o wait the mobility sucks and we get locked down really easily.
dagger/pistol is so 2012, get with the program.
Aww man my scubadog post got deleted. I consider that relevant, as he was properly geared up to defend the river area of the south camp of our BL. Anyway, GF’s to that O’s and XO group that’s in our BL…tnx for makin’ it fun. You’re obviously a lil’ better than us in the skirmish, but we now how to even the odds <3
+1 here because I liked the scuba dog but didn’t +1 it before it was deleted
I laughed at the dog and laughed that it got deleted…Win/Win
ANet doesn’t like puppies. I am too scared to laugh
Aww man my scubadog post got deleted. I consider that relevant, as he was properly geared up to defend the river area of the south camp of our BL. Anyway, GF’s to that O’s and XO group that’s in our BL…tnx for makin’ it fun. You’re obviously a lil’ better than us in the skirmish, but we now how to even the odds <3
+1 here because I liked the scuba dog but didn’t +1 it before it was deleted
Does anyone zerg as hard as Lad Guy?
After XOXO and many other guilds on NSP made it clear I am not welcome here I decided to transfer. I am only posting this because that kitten Andromeda won’t refund my 35g for this weeks guild dues and I can’t afford to transfer without it. If you guys could get him to stop being such a total kitten and give me back my weekly dues I shouldn’t have to pay if he kicks me from guild it isnt fair.
Please, 35g is nothing for a PVE clown like you.
Currently at work so I wasn’t there but I have a couple of questions. What is a balloon? Why do I need a balloon? Sorry but this post makes me chuckle
L2P PVE NSP!!! STOP ROLLING INNOCENT WVW PLAYERS TRYING TO ROAM AND FLIP CAMPS!
<3 NSP, See you guys at reset
Wow……doesn’t even know about the balloon. Open up your achievement panel, look for “balloon tower tourist,” and tell me you don’t want that balloon. There, just taught you how to play.
FYI, I didn’t get rolled because I ran away because I’m a coward.
Regardless of the score , win or lose most of us go there to fight other people. I hate pve , so what else is there. If it means running solo into 3456 I do that. If it means rolling 1 uplevel alt with 5+. Well , ill do that to.
Wvw stlye PvP is the only fun for me in this game. So please fight back , I’m to slow and lazy to chase you.
Have a magical day.
What are you talking about? Of course, you suicide against thousands of players when you’re alone. You’re supposed to kill up-arrows with greater numbers; it’s not ok for them to be in wvw, and they need to be aware of this. However, I wasn’t talking about that stuff. I’m talking about how you shouldn’t be upgrading camps and watching them. Also, balloons.
Honestly, this is more about balloons now. Two NSP are confirmed to not have the balloon, and I suspect you lack one too. Stop clinging to your delusional idea of fun, go get the balloon and start having some real fun.
And, of course, always remember to sit spam those uplevels when you gank them 5v1. It’s rude not to, really.
I want to kill the male sylvari thief from your guild that keeps showing up in the HoD BL and goes invisible without any animation. It’s one thing to play a thief well, but I think that guy may have had “help.”
Thats me, I’ve been reported by almost every server we fight XD i’ll gladly fight you if you want. You can see if i hack or not for yourself
Nah, my battlefield has just been void of teleporting naked pink Sylvaris. It’s saddening.
Haven’t ran naked in a while XD my pinkness gets me targeted enough
How dare you use the blinding powder hack!?!?
I know XOXO usually runs bunker builds but I don’t care until I get to fight one of them omfg
Moobs,
I will gladly kill you without using a bunker build. I just set autoattack to 2 and afk.
Hello FC! It’s interesting actually seeing guilds from back in the day still around.
But we super pro bunker thieves! 3.5k armors and 20k hps! Gotta be ready for those 3s each hour we don’t have stealth.
Give me my gold!
Great armor and color schemes on that thief. Probably trying to look more like sexiest thief NA.
I only give good names.
Varc doesn’t need to chest thump a 2v1, they’re probably considered easy for him. He’s more the 5v1 type.
@ Theftwind.8976
Anyone can say “omg (Insert enemy server here) sent a group of 5 to take a camp!”
I have taken camps solo in Hod bl for daily a few times only to be interrupted by a 20 man group of hod or 10 ioj. I have also seen like 50 Hod at Spelden camp taking it all together.
So every server does it, But its pointless to complain.He needs to post again about how he got 500 kills, need more eggroll.
I’d like to reiterate how bad our thieves are. Especially the likes of Mugi the Newbie and Viohlently Terrible. By far the worst 2 spammers I’ve ever seen in this game.
My server’s kitten is thicker and way more
pleasinguseful that your server’s kittenChode… Needlekittens for the win!
I was innocently talking about cats…
Well, this is embarrassing…
/awkwardly backs out of the room
My server’s kitten is thicker and way more
pleasinguseful that your server’s kitten
Chode… Needlekittens for the win!
My server’s kitten is bigger than your server’s kitten
I take full responsibility for loosing our BL tonight. Just putting it out there.
It’s okay, these things happen when you get low on beer
I bet she heard a really good joke.
Idk why she was laughing, but i was laughing because our 5 man wiped half of your 25 man zerg and made the rest chase 3 of us from bay all the way to north tower. So i guess it makes that zerg a good joke. Ty for the laugh.
We didn’t have 25, we had 15 at max, and you guys didn’t just have 5 lol your party might have had 5, but you can’t count out those already attacking us. Heartseeker thieves on your group think they’re so pro.
Actually nope it was just us 5. The ele dived into your zerg tanking all of you, either that or you were so mindless you just didn’t notice until the rest of us got there and started killing everyone in the back of your zerg lol. And we had 1 thief, same thief that dropped your commander in the zerg faster than i could type /laugh. Nice try though.
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Sorry, sometimes I forget how to use the other keys on my keyboard.
To be fair, all of us XOXO thieves do nothing but spam heartseeker in fights.
Our train of thought while fighting:
Should I use elite? Nope. Moar heartseeker!
Should I go in stealth? Nope. Moar heartseeker!
Should I heal? Nope. MOAR HEARTSEEKER!!!
If you see a bad D/D ele repping XOXO, that one is me :P
My main mission this week is to kill every XOXO I see this week. If I fail, god kills a kitten.
Missed you NSP <3, welcome IoJ! Can’t wait for the roamers
Guess we better not let you see us. Those poor kittens are so cute and cuddly
You were that DD ele I kept trying to kill in HoD BL lol. Good fighting last night. Hope to see you and XOXO at fight night
Nah, that was Stalagta. I was only on my thief last night (the one with t3 chest that you likely saw in the same area).
My main mission this week is to kill every XOXO I see this week. If I fail, god kills a kitten.
Missed you NSP <3, welcome IoJ! Can’t wait for the roamers
Guess we better not let you see us. Those poor kittens are so cute and cuddly
I just got danced and jumped on in a fight south of SBI Bay. Not complaining, I actually want to genuinely thank the people that did. I love it when people take time out of their day to do these things. Although, you should teabag me next time
Sadly, the two that did this were in groups, so I couldn’t thank them in game. Hopefully they’ll see this though. Keep up the bad mannering! (not a troll post, bad mannering is the best)
I been trash talkin’ since first grade tee-ball, yo. Pitchers so bad, I never once got struck out! Come at me, bro!
Actually, I found a picture of Flerch.4817.
kitten ump was blind!
I been trash talkin’ since first grade tee-ball, yo. Pitchers so bad, I never once got struck out! Come at me, bro!
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