Guild Wars 2

what?

Blackelk.3784:

Gimme my gold pls.

Edit: More mod friendly post.

:3

etrigan.4213:

I knew MAG was just a bunch of PVE’rs….

Actually those areas below the arena’s make for some goof farms…

All those bags are going down in price though…

Well duh, we need to pay for the repair bills for getting our butts handed to us!

etrigan.4213:

MAG you guys give up? Your NA presence…has been…something something

What? Can’t hear you over the sound of me becoming the next pve champ.

I want one gold for each time JQ says the trolling isn’t good enough but continues to reply to a 23 page long thread.

Lenador.1436:

GuardianOMS.8067:

As if. I’m the adorable asura you can’t see.

Thats still like second class citizen =/, but i least your not a charr and i dont have to say racial slurs

Uh, every race is dumb except for Norn. Discuss.

As if. I’m the adorable asura you can’t see.

Pichichi.1975:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Talk all the trash you want, this is where true winners are born.

I’m glad you finally found your way to the arena!! <3 No more hole explorations!

You don’t stick your body in holes to see where they go?

Talk all the trash you want, this is where true winners are born.

You didn’t, because I wasn’t.

Achilles.2197:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Forgot about that server, it’s literally the next server from the top two. Either way all servers that had a mass exodus went to the top two with a very small few staying. I’m sure you know the story, because JQ will take anyone.

I’m coming to Maguuma

We don’t need another mesmer on this server.

Yeah seems like a lot of fun.

No time to read image macros with more than five words. kthxbai

Forgot about that server, it’s literally the next server from the top two. Either way all servers that had a mass exodus went to the top two with a very small few staying. I’m sure you know the story, because JQ will take anyone.

Because Maguuma is looking for purely oceanics. And all of them have already settled in the top two tiers.

edit: oh, people have replied in Maguuma’s recruitment thread. dunno what he’s going on about then.

VVVV Let’s not forget the traitor turned Maguuman. Mag doesn’t actively recruit, we just take who wants to have fun with us.

JQ so strong

Achilles.2197:

I had a barbecue sandwich with potato salad and Cherry Pepsi today. It was delicious.

Off topic, get out. Also there are like 150 calories and 40 carbs in one can of soda. Drink water pls.

Furiousbeard.7602:

GuardianOMS.8067:

nobody.

Tell that to Tiger Wood’s wife

I don’t know what that reference means nor do I care.

nobody.

Here we go again…

Wow, you’re so good with puns. Show me more!

PoweredByRice.3517:

Well I am not amuse with your answer. I know you can troll better than that. K, thanks

I like how you act bored with the trolling, yet still reply to multiple people.

Wotah.2975:

Pinko.2076:

JQ group that pulled us to wolves on Mag BL – you should try to not spam laugh, it can be embarrassing when you get wiped 1 minute later.

I’ll respond to this since Wilco is being nice. There were precisely two /laughs and that was because we had what appeared to be equal numbers. You wouldn’t pull out of a just flipped NE supply camp or the entrance to it.

I still believe numbers were the same, and we had around 15 of us with pickups all around. It looked to be about two guilds of you plus some PuGs. Numbers looked very even from my stand point.

We did wipe, but it was a glorious battle away from a choke point that you had defended.

I still love it when people /laugh only to be wiped later, even if it’s just one person.

Sometimes it’s a defense mechanism, sometimes it’s just to troll. But JQ has already stated how they are more skilled despite numbers fwiw.

raoul.4218:

blah blah winning blah blah no skill

Don’t worry JQ, when you win the tier wars I’ll throw you the biggest party you’ve ever seen.

And again

lol

raoul.4218:

Wow, already over 20 pages and it’s only Tuesday. Last weeks matchup never exceeded 12 pages by reset time and the only thing different this week is Maguuma. Hmmmm….. makes you wonder.

Last match up thread with Maguuma only reached 7 pages. Don’t you think it could be a contribution of all servers and even some not in the match up?

zach.1952:

Hmm, if Maguuma’s skill is defeating groups with superior numbers, explain to me how they fail to hold on to any one keep for more than a day. Surely when the zergs come they would just wipe them “over and over again” instead of risk the capture…

When we or you say “Maguuma’s skill” it’s about five small guilds on the servers when their numbers are up that can do this. These guilds also do not have 24/7 coverage.

Dunno how a concept like that is difficult to understand.

Oh yeah, T1.

George Steel.1804:

I officially give up with this matchup. Absolutely no possibility of solo roaming with enormous zergs of JQ covering every portion of every BL.

This has made me realize how glad I am not to be playing on/against these “t1” megaservers.

/bored -_-

I solo roamed on reset night, Saturday, and today. It is very possible. All you need is a little luck and to know how to read a map to tell where the zergs are/aren’t.

Achilles.2197:

you’re such a killjoy ugh

Way rude, friendo.

Lenador.1436:

This is a serious thread if you dont like you can desist from contributing to the trolling

;____;

Robot Chocken.7012:

That sad moment when you are in bay and your TS goes down and is still down Fun fights on FA BL waiting for TS to come back up

Are you sure it wasn’t TC BL?

Wilco.1458:

I’d call NE a tie at best, it wasn’t until the third or fourth wave we had to back.

Wave? You were wiped, not pushed back. What universe is this?

But we’re just teasin’ ya. We’re happy to get some fights in but SG is trying to be so serious posting “scores”.

Furiousbeard.7602:

Still 3-1

So the SG we wiped outside of east keep and at NE tower were just a figment of my imagination?

Can we get another score update, please?

Edit: and another?

I would sure hope a guild group is beating a gimmick group.

Wilco.1458:

Pinko.2076:

JQ group that pulled us to wolves on Mag BL – you should try to not spam laugh, it can be embarrassing when you get wiped 1 minute later.

SG 2 – 1 all of Mag

Our one wipe made all our rally bots ragequit.

Now they’re keeping up with points outside of PPT! God help us.

lol

Halo.8976:

Slowpoke.

Psyduck, Slowpoke, what’s next?

Nice job “winning”, JQ, last in PPT. gg Mag, show em how it’s done.

Chris.3290:

How can you have 16 pages in the most one-sided match in recent memory?
I mean, what else is there to talk about?

Achilles.2197:

GuardianOMS.8067:

Achilles.2197:

GuardianOMS.8067:

neonreaper.4805:

Achilles.2197:

You are my most precious snowflakes.

This got me smiling. I would tip my hat to you if I wore one

C’mere. I’ll make you all nice and warm.

Aww, you really are just a big teddy bear aren’t you <3

N..no! I hate everything and everyone. I earned the name Sgt Killjoy!

Achilles.2197:

GuardianOMS.8067:

neonreaper.4805:

Achilles.2197:

I feel like FA is trying too hard to stay relevant in this thread

I’d rather be irrelevant than be on the other end of what Mags is doing to you

Don’t listen to that meany head. You’re relevant to me. JQ can say all they want but when they lose most of their BL to FA that speaks louder than anything.

You are my most precious snowflakes.

This got me smiling. I would tip my hat to you if I wore one

C’mere. I’ll make you all nice and warm.

neonreaper.4805:

Achilles.2197:

I feel like FA is trying too hard to stay relevant in this thread

I’d rather be irrelevant than be on the other end of what Mags is doing to you

Don’t listen to that meany head. You’re relevant to me. JQ can say all they want but when they lose most of their BL to FA that speaks louder than anything.

You are my most precious snowflakes.

Chaba.5410:

I’m not inviting you to my birthday party either!

That’s really rude. Seriously.

I know I tease you but it’s because I like you.

Guys, I’m getting SOOOOO many loot bags! lolumad?!

Blah blah blah. We all know every class can be useless if traited and played properly. If people think they can’t, let them be idiots.

klow.8316:

Thanks to the fun fights tonight mag and fa both. I just wish the mag that outnumbered us 3/1 at nw tower woulda came out to fight:( But we got you after what felt like 2 hours of trebbing and some freinds came

In no way was it 3 to 1 but it would have been an even fight. It was a bunch of pubbies too chickenkitten to fight.

Kinda like these guys

Pinko.2076:

FirstInfantry just blew your cover, KJ.

The last thing I need is some buttface telling everyone Maguuma actually has an enjoyable community and thanking individuals for making it that way. kitten that guy!

FirstInfantry.2795:

The former spy specifically requested that I mention a VERY Special shoutout to … Sgt Killjoy

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Hexxen.7216:

Puandro.3245:

Different server, still free solo kills.

I thought lower tiered servers had better soloers.

I think most of us, Soloers/low man groups are just taking the week off since we cant accomplish anything since as SOON as we start taking a camp a JQ zerg runs in. (At least during Sea time).

This isnt different from any other blob server. Still doing the same kitten I do every day. Get on my level.

Robot Chocken.7012:

Why won’t you talk to me anymore? Are you embarrassed?

Robot Chocken.7012:

BioHaZarD.7904:

i wouldnt give any trolls gvg
not worth the time
just kick them off the map xd

Ah we think alike! We don’t give trolls what they want. We can give them what they don’t want all week

You trolled yourself fwiw