Guild Wars 2

Crunk n monkey.3749:

QuickLime.7253:

They must really crack the whip in that guild huh? Like slave labor or something.

All labor in HoD is done by children. Except the whipping.

Ya, that’s my job.

hueuhueeuhue

c’mere gommy bears!

Khursun.2354:

Mercabre is back to posting about happy things like bacon, cookies and dreaming about yo mamma jokes.

Speaking of bacon, WTF ANET?! WHY IS THERE NO BACON IN THIS GAME?

capmasterflash.5690:

MU, please don’t respond to Mercabre.

Midget. I went there, c0me at meh br0

nachtritter.8961:

Heibi.4251:

nachtritter.8961:

Plains of Ashes.5941:

What happened with FC? Seems like someone forgot to put the Zerg in the Ferg today. You guys seemed a little less Zergilicious last week too.

FC doesn’t zerg much outside of EB, despite what you may have heard.

Nuff said:
https://dviw3bl0enbyw.cloudfront.net/uploads/forum_attachment/file/120953/gw164.jpg

Because anecdote = the norm, amirite? That’s still nothing compared to the HoD zergs we see on a daily basis. My favorites are the blobs running away when they don’t have a 10:1 advantage.

Cause they saw yo mama in the front, yo.

Great defense by FC on their garrison tonight VLK, MU and the rest of us had a blast of excitement and frustration as we had bodies flying left and right. Please keep it up this week, regardless of ppt. We still have groups busting their kitten trying to take and defend. We enjoy the challenge, despite the unbalance.

Also, thanks for the duels from the handful of ASH earlier this morning, you guys are friendly and fun to fight.

edit: and the ART thief

nachtritter.8961:

Seriously HoD, it takes 70 of you to take down 30 FC? If you guys didn’t have the numbers you wouldn’t even hold a camp.

u fokin w0t m8?

Thanks for the GvG’s CoSa. I see this isn’t your first GvG of the past two matchups, so rock on and keep coming out swinging. I can assure you, we appreciate having the fights so we can work on our tactics.

As for fightclub itself, had some good duels at first, thanks for all who came out.

@ OHai and SO

At first I was like: http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/wtf/grand/wtf_redneck_gif.gif

And at the end I was like: http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/bijrzb.gif

You’re on our hitlist now. Expect to be thoroughly t-bagged and have siege placed as your tombstones next time we see you huehuehue. You won’t hear it, but we’ll be cracking Yo Mama jokes on you as well.

Cya next go-around errbody!

Tossed Fish.7380:

bob.8632:

Fun fact of the day, apparently a guild leader on HoD owns Sorrowsfurnace.com and the Mumble VoIP.

Discuss.

That news is so god kitten old. He also owns YaksBend.com. HoD worried about the idea of spies over a year ago when SF kicked our kitten … but nothing happened so it was just some nice guy hosting all this for us.

He spent most of this time on Yak’s Bend but moved over to HoD not too long ago. I’m not him so I don’t have the exact story. The owner is really nice, professional and fair.

we lub u tlaloc

Thanks for the duels in HoD from both DR and SF. I’ve missed the past 2 weeks of Fight Club, so it was nice to get a breath of fresh air.

DR’s mamma so fat, her memory foam mattress is trying to forget.

ptitminou.6489:

Where is VLK starting off?

Obsidian Sanctum, be ready cause we’re coming out rollin’

“Money on DR”

-Devon, The Banned One.

JamboHammer.4397:

JahRo.6432:

JamboHammer.4397:

GrahamW.5397:

Jambo i roam mostly in gombl come find me if you would like to fight. Oh and the only times i’ve died this week in 1v1 situations were to heavy cond spam necros until i learned how to deal with them which is somthing you should do, your not gona get better by qqing on the forums about perplexity runes and conditions.

lol most of hod and SF know who i am i was from nsp and also ur coming at me yet u cant beat a condi bomb necro? once they let out all there condi burst they are just a sitting duck just pop null field and clean it up and i do believe i never said i had problem with condi builds unless u add perplexity to it cuz if ur smart about the runes ur not just going off conf ur going off all the other condi’s u can stack like burning,bleeding,torment and on top of that the stunlock spam and easily stacked conf from perplexity and ill gladly hunt u down what guild are u from? ill make sure to camp u like i do to everyone else that talks kitten on these forums im over here talking about perplexity being op stacked with other condi’s and u cant even handle a condi necro u add perplexity to any class that can stack condi’s easily and that conf makes u a sitting duck to all the other condi dmg sitting on u.

Stopped reading at the underlined text. Never heard of you.

u must be new to VLK then cuz when i was on NSP i fought VLK alot at fight clubs and its all good cuz i never heard of u either

Yo mamma so poor, she sucked the periods right out your paragraphs and used em to save her own.

JamboHammer.4397:

GrahamW.5397:

Jambo i roam mostly in gombl come find me if you would like to fight. Oh and the only times i’ve died this week in 1v1 situations were to heavy cond spam necros until i learned how to deal with them which is somthing you should do, your not gona get better by qqing on the forums about perplexity runes and conditions.

lol most of hod and SF know who i am i was from nsp and also ur coming at me yet u cant beat a condi bomb necro? once they let out all there condi burst they are just a sitting duck just pop null field and clean it up and i do believe i never said i had problem with condi builds unless u add perplexity to it cuz if ur smart about the runes ur not just going off conf ur going off all the other condi’s u can stack like burning,bleeding,torment and on top of that the stunlock spam and easily stacked conf from perplexity and ill gladly hunt u down what guild are u from? ill make sure to camp u like i do to everyone else that talks kitten on these forums im over here talking about perplexity being op stacked with other condi’s and u cant even handle a condi necro u add perplexity to any class that can stack condi’s easily and that conf makes u a sitting duck to all the other condi dmg sitting on u.

Stopped reading at the underlined text. Never heard of you.

MU is truly a part of HoD now, through their display of righteous forum warrior-ing. A welcomed addition!

borrok.9267:

Jereme.1840:

borrok.9267:

Jereme.1840:

borrok.9267:

Jereme.1840:

borrok.9267:

SF has been outnumbered in 90% of every fight I’ve been in.

Screens or it didn’t happen! All kidding aside, I highly doubt that you have been outnumbered 10% of the time. Our 20 -30 man groups just outplay your 20-30-40+man groups.

That’s whats really going on.

I’m SF, which means I have been outnumbered 90% of the time. I used to be a roamer, but hod has such HUGE numbers on all bls and eb I’m zerging up now..

I guess my statement was above your comprehension level.

I will simplify it, Write it in Crayon

1. If you’re roaming you shouldn’t run into 20+ man groups

2. If you’re SF and in a group there is no way in hell that you have been outnumbered at anytime most likely in this match up maybe 10% of the time.

3. SF clearly outnumbers HOD number wise, skill wise that may vary

understand?

1. I roamed in and engaged groups of less than 5.

2. Every single engagement today has been severely outnumbered by hod(while in zerg, so you don’t confuse roaming and zerg again).

3. You have it backwards.

Understand?

I understand, bad at the game, bad at basic math, and clearly in denial.

Hope all SF doesn’t cry like this

Are you serious lol basic math, we have zerg of about 27-30… we run into a 40+ zerg of you people, several times over and over. So with your math 30 > 40+. GG. And in all fairness, I haven’t complained about it once.

pls tell us more

borrok.9267:

Jereme.1840:

borrok.9267:

Jereme.1840:

borrok.9267:

SF has been outnumbered in 90% of every fight I’ve been in.

Screens or it didn’t happen! All kidding aside, I highly doubt that you have been outnumbered 10% of the time. Our 20 -30 man groups just outplay your 20-30-40+man groups.

That’s whats really going on.

I’m SF, which means I have been outnumbered 90% of the time. I used to be a roamer, but hod has such HUGE numbers on all bls and eb I’m zerging up now..

I guess my statement was above your comprehension level.

I will simplify it, Write it in Crayon

1. If you’re roaming you shouldn’t run into 20+ man groups

2. If you’re SF and in a group there is no way in hell that you have been outnumbered at anytime most likely in this match up maybe 10% of the time.

3. SF clearly outnumbers HOD number wise, skill wise that may vary

understand?

1. I roamed in and engaged groups of less than 5.

2. Every single engagement today has been severely outnumbered by hod(while in zerg, so you don’t confuse roaming and zerg again).

3. You have it backwards.

Understand?

Stop roaming in EB then.

I’m really digging this matchup. We’re getting a run for our money from both sides and it’s SO refreshing to be able to have a nail-biter like this! We’re actually having to work for our points and I think it’s good for all servers to see what we’re really made of. Good luck this week to both GoM and SF, and lets keep the mama jokes rollin’!

Bump and petition to make this to make this the OFFICIAL matchup thread. Mane, fuhget that otha gobbage thread.

GoM’s mama so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.

I’mma be honest with you AR, yo mama is straight up ugly. Srs. Making a joke would be a compliment.

DH’s mamma is like SM for HoD. Everybody wants to get inside, but no one wants to leave.

Bulky hoards cats.

ET’s mama had the clap so many times, her doctor treats her for applause.

irishhaf.1692:

well that was boring… they really need to make golems go away for servers after a certain point differential.. outnumbered 6-1 probably more and golem rushed = a boring frickign fight for all involved.

How’s it feel to be sponsored by Kleenex?

Wtb Sinester post.

Greydead.5713:

Devon.9061:

Any guild on ET or DR want to GvG or set some duels up VLK will always be down. Send one of us a whisper in game and we can set it up.

Love you guys ET

And I love DR since it has my name in it.

Or join the Filling up World Vs World Slots [PvEr] guild for duels hahah

Totally worth it. Also, wtf? Where’s the kitten talking and gifs? This politeness is unbearable.

Fishbones.6914:

WhiteRose.6934:

Thanks for the fights Yarr ~ You guys are pretty cool, whenever we’re matched up you know who to call for duels!

Thank you GT, VLK, and the Kaineng that came out to fight night! I had alot of fun tonight!

Gonna miss you guys come back soon! Especially you Silent… pinky….

kittening trebuchets

Fishbones.6914:

VLK is so ugly they look like a bulldog f@$%ed a dumpster

Yarr so fat they need a longitude and latitude to find their own kittenhole.

Roneth.5728:

Narsil.6579:

Fishbones.6914:

This thread is blossoming into something beautiful! I don’t think there’s much I can add except to say our FC forum warriors need to step their game up. I’ll start …. I fought 1 bad player on both ur servers so the rest of you must suck and I’m like always outnumbered but it doesn’t matter because I’m so good except hammer warrior to strong….. also outnumbered, kittens, siege, and loot bags.

I ran into some VLK wasn’t impressed, I drove 2 of them away, as for one of their warriors running that sword build was doing a ton of damage but haven’t been impressed, I miss Bllades though. As for Kain, I seen some good roamers, you guys have a good mesmer, we got locked into a never ending battle back and forth and we both are zerky lol .

Yeah, I’ve also fought VLK a lot and most of them are kitten. They are clearly not an elite wvw guild and they recruit anyone who they can get to join up. I’ve had better fights from players in guilds whose tag I can’t recall. No offense intended…

I have to agree with this. All VLK seems to be capable of is running a group of 30+ hammer warriors and mesmers. Rarely will you see them win against anything less than 3:1 odds in their favor. Seriously, grow some nads and l2p. I’d have more of a challenge fighting a 10 man naked upscale Zerg than you jokers.

Mooncow.6847:

In this picture, not only do you get the luxury of laying eyes upon the best norn NA, you also can see the 325 ppt that HoD is holding clearly demonstrating they have a mass of players online at this momnet

I miss you

Fishbones.6914:

This thread is blossoming into something beautiful! I don’t think there’s much I can add except to say our FC forum warriors need to step their game up. I’ll start …. I fought 1 bad player on both ur servers so the rest of you must suck and I’m like always outnumbered but it doesn’t matter because I’m so good except hammer warrior to strong….. also outnumbered, kittens, siege, and loot bags.

Shut up fatty i kill you so bad you wish I aint kill u so bad

Narsil.6579:

Solstice.1097:

Brigg.3961:

Solstice.1097:

yea HoD numbers dont belong in bronze and their skill doesn’t belong in silver.

enjoy your bronze dolyaks hope it makes up for the next 7 weeks of boring fights you have.

this is sincere and does not mean offense don’t get me wrong. you have plenty of skilled players but your population doesn’t belong in any league. maybe season 2 will even things out.

Something tells me that Solstice was in one of them leet omega golems they had in their hills or bay… and they say Kain’s tactics suck

except i was in EB against your 60 man zerg with another 10-20 group running around.

wiping them like its nothing but the #s NEVER END.

VLK seems good but its pretty kittenin easy to push when you have a queued EB keeping most people from defending against your group.

Don’t try to reason with them, those extra 60 pugs are meaningless, of course 60 pugs in EB don’t do anything by VLK’s standard, VLK is the force driving this whole HoD win forward, because you know VLK is doing all the coordinating, those 60 man zerg pugs in EB are uncoordinated and don’t do anything else. On top of that those Rawr and etc pugs in our borderland and extra numbers are just uncoordinated pugs as well, VLK is doing all the work for their server and thus they have a right to feel that the other server is so bad and uncoordinated.

Funniest post in the thread thus far.

VLK Fairweather test

FINALLY! A matchup thread longer than 3 pages. I just realized. Let the gifs commence!

Dermal.8647:

JahRo.6432:

Narsil.6579:

Mercabre.7123:

Narsil.6579:

Narsil.6579:

Please HoD i must know how do i get skill?? We have equal numbers and stuff but idk how we can hold you at times, your skill makes my computer lag half the time, it sucks to be a commander and play on a potato! Btw here is my zerg and your zerg fighting, and this is the mighty numbers we field.

here is my zerg after we all wped back.

Wow. EB, you must be pro. QQ about pug groups.
GvG us if you think you’re better or fightclub for 1v1’s Thursday 8pm. Until then, kitten. We’re fighting the real players of FC in your BL.

Lol yeah GvG gl Im mostly on from my guild, 1v1 sure I don’t mind, but that doesnt make your server so skilled , cut the crap, your server is full of fairweathers and PvE pugs, and its not even that, you can run your guild around and feel so pro. Why didn’t you use those tactics in Silver leagues, I for one think NSP has more guts then the lot of you. As for Kain, you guys are doing alright, I see your group holding out on HoD. Gj guys , HoD will most likely win 1st this season, but if you don’t want to fall to the tiers of AR and DR to push you down to last place, I’d fight for 3rd place if I were you. Fergy is going for 2nd or 1st if somehow we pull magical numbers this week.

Get your thong out a knot.

i saw me in the screen pic! IM FAMOUS! good fights so far

Were you the one throwing siege at us?! Someone threw rams at us and I counterseiged you with trebs!

Narsil.6579:

One thing you must realize FC is full of casuals, by some point we lose most of our numbers because everyone logs, by that point or BL and Eb are at the mercy of whoever decides to night crew. By 10pm or so things die down, and you must keep in mind if we are pulling from EB or FC, one or the other will be sacrificed, and in FC most pugs will go to EB most of the time.

You don’t need much planning to take our borderland because even if its guilds doing this, FC has to pull numbers from either its borderland or EB. Since the other pugs from HoD are still in EB either atking our keep or ogres or etc, this will make things kitten whoever is commanding, if word gets out that our keep is being hit hard or veloka.

You must realize that unlike HoD we can’t send a guild or 2 whenever to do anything unless they runnign with 20 members or so and even that is rare.

On top of that Zerguson’s Crossing was dubbed to us by your server. If I remember correctly FC has been in tier 8 in last place right next to ET. Now ET and FC are the or were the main contenders for Bronze league until HoD bailed on the silver leagues, Kain is understandable.

Call us Zerguson’s Crossing, but fact still stands, Your VLK guild or PHZE isn’t the one to glorify about HoD’s success, you owe it all to those extra pugs, from KATZ, to HE, to etc, and every print screen I can show you will prove that your guild isn’t the one doing amazing feats by itself, you have to thank those fairweathers and pugs for doing stuff allowing you to go over to other places and do damage, a luxury here in FC we rarely have.

P.S. Yeah i take the time to rage and you take the time to be defensive and so is your guildmate over there, I think there is a double standard here m8. But whatevers I payed for this game and I enjoy it, simple as that, now if they allowed 1v1 in wvw, and instead of AoE zerg fights, we have single way combat in openfield, that be awesome, also would mean endless fighting lol.

We don’t claim the glory. The majority of HoD core wvw players know each other and we mostly all get along great, aside from a few bad apples. No one chest thumps or brags about anything, we all have one goal — have fun and win. If a few pugs ruin your fun, either stop trying for ppt or find somewhere that won’t get you zerged down, cause nothing will change what happens unfortunately.

Narsil.6579:

JahRo.6432:

Narsil.6579:

Mercabre.7123:

Narsil.6579:

Narsil.6579:

Please HoD i must know how do i get skill?? We have equal numbers and stuff but idk how we can hold you at times, your skill makes my computer lag half the time, it sucks to be a commander and play on a potato! Btw here is my zerg and your zerg fighting, and this is the mighty numbers we field.

here is my zerg after we all wped back.

Wow. EB, you must be pro. QQ about pug groups.
GvG us if you think you’re better or fightclub for 1v1’s Thursday 8pm. Until then, kitten. We’re fighting the real players of FC in your BL.

Lol yeah GvG gl Im mostly on from my guild, 1v1 sure I don’t mind, but that doesnt make your server so skilled , cut the crap, your server is full of fairweathers and PvE pugs, and its not even that, you can run your guild around and feel so pro. Why didn’t you use those tactics in Silver leagues, I for one think NSP has more guts then the lot of you. As for Kain, you guys are doing alright, I see your group holding out on HoD. Gj guys , HoD will most likely win 1st this season, but if you don’t want to fall to the tiers of AR and DR to push you down to last place, I’d fight for 3rd place if I were you. Fergy is going for 2nd or 1st if somehow we pull magical numbers this week.

Get your thong out a knot.

Is that your borderland? I hope it is because it must mean we have equal numbers, if it’s my borderland, then I must say thanks , because we just pulled numbers from EB to go defend our own borderland which you were taking, why don’t you post a prntscrn of the 335 ppt you had and the half slice of every other map please..

From what I got out of your temper tantrums, this isn’t about other maps, this is about face to face on one map. You can cry and moan, but half of those guys could have been somewhere else and you still could have sufficed. I see why people joke about FC being called “Zerguson Crossing”. Can’t defend two places at once? Your prob, not ours.

Narsil.6579:

Mercabre.7123:

Narsil.6579:

Narsil.6579:

Please HoD i must know how do i get skill?? We have equal numbers and stuff but idk how we can hold you at times, your skill makes my computer lag half the time, it sucks to be a commander and play on a potato! Btw here is my zerg and your zerg fighting, and this is the mighty numbers we field.

here is my zerg after we all wped back.

Wow. EB, you must be pro. QQ about pug groups.
GvG us if you think you’re better or fightclub for 1v1’s Thursday 8pm. Until then, kitten. We’re fighting the real players of FC in your BL.

Lol yeah GvG gl Im mostly on from my guild, 1v1 sure I don’t mind, but that doesnt make your server so skilled , cut the crap, your server is full of fairweathers and PvE pugs, and its not even that, you can run your guild around and feel so pro. Why didn’t you use those tactics in Silver leagues, I for one think NSP has more guts then the lot of you. As for Kain, you guys are doing alright, I see your group holding out on HoD. Gj guys , HoD will most likely win 1st this season, but if you don’t want to fall to the tiers of AR and DR to push you down to last place, I’d fight for 3rd place if I were you. Fergy is going for 2nd or 1st if somehow we pull magical numbers this week.

Get your thong out a knot.

SHAKA ZULU.3128:

Ah smells just like the T8 threads of yesteryear.

And it’s awesome! I love the forum wars and chest thumping lmao.

Yarr is my new favorite guild. You guys are hilarious

Vivcent.9107:

That, or we have a ton of pent up tension from the previous 2 matches.

So much this.

Had a blast in FC BL tonight. Great fights and efforts from both opposing servers. FC, missed you guys. Glad to see you guys beefing up from the old t8 days with us, hope we all have a good week.

CrazyCanuck.4265:

JahRo.6432:

RazGerb.6173:

Advice.
HoD instead of sending your 30+ VLK full of killshot warriors, try taking back all your keeps instead of just trolling in Eternal, with those numbers you guys could be doing alot more but instead they just run around laughing at our bodies spamming killshot.

This is what happens when HoD is forced to tank in WvW. Did you see yourself in this? IF so, you made good target practice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-We2bnvbvYQ

This is probably the highest kill potential I’ve ever seen from VLK. Though I have to ask, did you actually kill any groups you didn’t outnumber 3:1? Or was the entire night spent portal bombing 1-2 people at a time and running from everything else.

Do you feel important enough to leave your previous server and guild in your signature?

RazGerb.6173:

Advice.
HoD instead of sending your 30+ VLK full of killshot warriors, try taking back all your keeps instead of just trolling in Eternal, with those numbers you guys could be doing alot more but instead they just run around laughing at our bodies spamming killshot.

This is what happens when HoD is forced to tank in WvW. Did you see yourself in this? IF so, you made good target practice!

Margonite Queen.7325:

Decided to hop into WvW tonight but after seeing people say stuff like ‘’idk why we’re trying so hard to cap towers and camps’’, how bad of a position will I be in when leagues roll around? That quote was actually said during WvW tonight and it got me thinking. Just how bad will it be for HoD? Ideally i’d like to transfer before other servers potentially fill up, if of course, that’s the case.

inb4 HoD fanboys tell me the server is better off with people like me gone.

Was fun trolling and spiking (as well as getting spiked) HoD all week :P Kain, aside from being called a spy numerous times, it was great to run with you guys this week! You have very good commanders and a strong core WvW foundation. For losing a lot of guilds, you guys are still holding it together well. Keep on keepin’ on!

/salute

#WeGotMended

Silas Drake.8946:

To the Kain warrior from [PHAT], you seriously need to l2p. The Charr mullet hair will only carry you so far.

This. Lol @ that dude always running

Brigg.3961:

DEFIANT.9813:

Brigg you seem offended hope it gets better not sure what I did to you….. Im posting on WvW match ups about the match ups… You are posting a reply to every post I make…. Whats this about a shrine about me? Why are you offended again? DO NOT reply just ask yourself those questions and try to give yourself an answer cause NO ONE CARES.. I wont even bother to look at this again since 2marrow (not sure how old you are but now a days ppl understand how 2 read in many unique creative ways…. That you might not understand and thats just sooo limited……) is reset night. But ask yourself those questions hopefully you can give yourself an honest answer and it gets better GG Gl LATE. Hopefully you can understand that.

What you’ve done to me?? Are you kidding? Let’s count the ways…

1. Not gonna get by on it apparently, so I’ll just say it with a hanging head… you are correct, I’ve not gotten 20 levels from you. It was my fault for not recognizing the great depths at which you grasp this game. I apologize. Some may think it was sarcasm, but I don’t know what that word really means.
2. I’ve learned that rangers can beat a warrior under water.
3. You’ve shown me that I can actually defeat other players in WvW when I thought it was just an expansion for farming more crafting materials. Oh, and some fun jumping puzzles as well.
4. I’ve learned that you did some stuff in PvP at some point… got a title or something truly befitting your stature, I believe.
5. I’ve learned that you are the greatest player in the game and that you feel the need to come onto the forums to pat yourself on the back since apparently none of your server mates appreciate the hard work and awesome skills you clearly possess.

Number 5 is what I understood as your need for the shrine. I’m just sad that I am not on your server, or else I would, like, SO build you one.

Alas, 2marrow (tomorrow?) is reset night, as you so diligently pointed out. I am not offended in the slightest. I think you misunderstand me. Another thing about nobody caring about you… just know that I care about you, Defiant, and that’s all that matters. This is why I respond to your posts.

Again, it’s refreshing to actually meet someone as good at this game as I want to be. And don’t tell me that you won’t be reading this forum again. You and me, kid… we got a special connection going on here. I know for a fact that you’ll read this. If you ever get the chance to guest to HoD sometime, stop by LA. Find the latrine that the NPC’s talk about near the crafting stations. Go into the third stall on the right and take the toilet paper off the roll. Look really close at the vacant spot and you will see where I carved in the following inscription (I know it’s not a shrine, but nobody will believe me how awesome you are… they just throw tomatoes at me):

/15 characters

DEFIANT.9813:

But if your asking me if I ranked myself up as a roaming warrior then YES

What is your race, rank, server, and guild tag? I’ll keep an eye out for you.