Guild Wars 2

Inb4 “AC spider is too hard”

Yes, the game is truly antisocial. Most people are now soloing dungeons because it’s really easy and takes less time than forming a group.

Those “zerg build l33t only!11 ping or kick” LFGs are ruining my social experience. My “yellow charrs only, willing to speak doge language” LFGs takes ages to fill.

Harry Botter, Lord of the RNGs

Anna Karenoob. Romeo and Juleet. Crime and Pugshment. Brothers Karamazerk.

U wot, zerk ’nade spammar enginers r l33t. l2grammer
[2 Gold Chains]

“To be or not to be zerk. That is the question” – Hamleet

Challenge accepted.

Picture: “Much tree! Very burn! Wow!” – My Doge, the Obnoxious Elementalist

Plot twist: Azreel is also hendo/Dub/colesy

spoj.9672:

expecting pugs

Yes, that’s why we don’t pug

Calvin.5380:

Hmm… sounds like there’s a market out there.

I’ll do it for 24G for all you baddies who need to learn to pug. Will throw-in a FREE pink baby quaggan tonic as well, to address your guaranteed disappointment with the lootz (or lack thereof).

Please do it. If at least there was some way to skip, it would be much better. Having to do 200 pug fractals is terrible.

spoj.9672:

wtf is that thief pull for alpha

You mean Bjarl?

Not pugging fractals is worth 50g for me.

I would buy it. I left GW2 before fractals, and now I have to pug until lvl 40+. 25g is a really good deal. #trolltuesday

Dark Souls speedruns are just jumping puzzles.

You can get dragonite by evolving dragonair.

Enaretos.8079:

That’s too efficient, it’s not gonna appeal to them :/

How dare you say that word?!

Point of the joke is to have lolz.

If you didn’t, I’m sorry. I promise I’ll come up with something that gives optimal laugh for everyone.

Game should go all the way casual and allow item renaming a la TF2.
“Zerger’s S00nrise of Iminent D00m”
“Zojja’s Crymore”

They should make the clones controllable. #nextlevelmicro #starcraft4lyfe #meepwn

Y u no zurker builds ? bestest dps gg

Started with bingo, now it’s an entire casino!

Bug is global, got it on Blackgate.

The reason people use certain builds and gear is to clear dungeons faster. Most of the time, they are builds which have one of the highest DPS possible for the class, and/or provide your group the best offensive buffs, synergies and utility offered by your class.

Traditional bingo doesn’t work here, the number of participants is uncertain, we have different time zones, etc.

I was thinking about giving a prize to the OPs. But then again the amount of anti-something rant posts will only grow, which defeats the purpose of the joke.

I should really add prizes. I’m thinking about 1 piece of zerk exotic armor for each line completed.

This forum is out of control.

And the itsy-bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

we also have 8 profession that will do the same things. DPS
i’d like to see more diversity, more strategy we r running in a room to found a corner and stack up, then we will skip a corridor to found another room and stack again…. i wanna see more mechanism, i wanna se heavy tanking/dps in a part of room, a thief cloaked trick some machine then a mesmer make a portal then blink upstairs and carry all the team, i wanna se a hill with a turret with a ranged classes do some job and other classe do other stuff… more complexity, less oneshotting from both parts…. like other games…

BINGO!

Saint is GODLIKE!
RAMPAGE!!!

Sorry, I couldn’t resist the pun.

But… Don’t we already “facetank” everything, including “hard” bosses like Lupi? Even (good) rangers have to go melee.

Bump, added a few more

When you try to remove bingo posts from the forum, they come yet stronger.

Anet pls nerf this undodgeable silly mechanic.

EDIT: not talking about you OP. Topic is fine and fun

Lilith Ajit.6173:

PS. There’s no “Lilith owns everyone with fashion”

Get on it.

That would be marked every time! Clearly an exploit.

Gyler.8150:

Bingo!

(should add “can’t dps when you’re dead”)

Sure!

Infamous Darkness.3284:

Why does your bingo card have 6 columns?

Because there are 6 gods in GW2 lore. Duh.

Almost! Got 13/30

Wait, is the discussion about the best comp for max party DPS or about PUG tactics to save your daily 2 necro + 2 bearbow run?

I like to run some quick and easy dungeon paths daily. AC1/3, CoF1/2, SE1/3 will give you 10g+ in 1h30.

EDIT: yeah, Quarktastic said it all, though I usually only salvage blues and greens worth less than 2s, and sell everything else. You can also exchange dungeon tokens for exotics and salvage them.

Hey guys I’d like an invite for the guild. I already run daily AC 1/3, CoF 1/2, SE 1/3, HotW 1 (before troll), CM sometimes, but I want to learn CoE 1/2/3, TA up/fwd and Arah. I run meta guardian. Thanks!