Guild Wars 2

Hi Razzels!

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest of any level (at least some or full) in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Scheduled Events across all platforms of the game! (all optional but encouraged)
– Daily Dungeons. Fractals. Guild Missions.
– sPvP and tPvP
– 2 WvW Nights

Fully upgraded
– All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Scheduled crafting, gold, and experience buffs!

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– Teampseak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience!
Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Jinxey.4173, Redivivus.9253, Hellfire.3591 or check out our recruitment threadwith more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Hi Laura !

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest of any level (at least some or full) in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Scheduled Events across all platforms of the game! (all optional but encouraged)
– Daily Dungeons. Fractals. Guild Missions.
– sPvP and tPvP
– 2 WvW Nights

Fully upgraded
– All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Scheduled crafting, gold, and experience buffs!

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– Teampseak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience!
Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Jinxey.4173, Redivivus.9253, Hellfire.3591 or check out our recruitment threadwith more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Heya Bratsmel,

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest of any level (at least some or full) in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Scheduled Events across all platforms of the game! (all optional but encouraged)
– Daily Dungeons. Fractals. Guild Missions.
– sPvP and tPvP
– 2 WvW Nights

Fully upgraded
– All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Scheduled crafting, gold, and experience buffs!

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– Teampseak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience!
Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Jinxey.4173, Redivivus.9253, Hellfire.3591 or check out our recruitment threadwith more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Hiya Crazyrocker!

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest of any level (at least some or full) in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Scheduled Events across all platforms of the game! (all optional but encouraged)
– Daily Dungeons. Fractals. Guild Missions.
– sPvP and tPvP
– 2 WvW Nights

Fully upgraded
– All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Scheduled crafting, gold, and experience buffs!

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– Teampseak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience!
Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Jinxey.4173, Redivivus.9253, Hellfire.3591 or check out our recruitment threadwith more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Looking for more active members to join our social and fun group!

Must have at least some interest in both PvE and WvW/sPvP as we are a PvX guild that enjoys all aspects of the game! You don’t wanna be left out so join the fun even if you’ve never tried them before!! Must also love to laugh and joke (with the occasional immature joke)…we are a light-hearted group that prefers to keep our spirits high!

Join now at theunholymackerels.enjin.com

Heyo Sigmund!

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest of any level (at least some or full) in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Scheduled Events across all platforms of the game! (all optional but encouraged)
– Daily Dungeons. Fractals. Guild Missions.
– sPvP and tPvP
– 2 WvW Nights

Fully upgraded
– All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Scheduled crafting, gold, and experience buffs!

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– Teampseak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience!
Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Jinxey.4173, Redivivus.9253, Hellfire.3591 or check out our recruitment threadwith more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Looking for a witty and fun group to hang out with that can spank some mobs one moment and WvW invaders the next? Then come join the fun with UM! We are now officially a FULLY upgraded guild.

We are currently looking for ~3 more active members to join our ranks. Must have an interest in PvE and WvW as we are a PvX guild. You don’t necessarily have to be good, that part will come ;D Just have a love for chatting and killing some nerds!

Heya Frodo,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We DO allow guesting for up to 4 weeks to allow plenty of time before making the switch and to check out our guild.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi TJ

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We DO allow guesting for up to 4 weeks so that you can try out our guild and have plenty of time before transfer.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heyo Dynamo,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We DO allow recruits to guest for up to 4 weeks to see if our guild fits before transferring.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Drozilla!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We DO allow recruits to guest up to 4 weeks to get a feel for our guild before switching.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey there Gamer,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We DO allow recruits to guest for up to 4 weeks to get a feel for our guild.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey Alex!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done! We also participate in every aspect of the game.

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi Ettore and friend! We aren’t an exclusive dungeon guild but we do run multiple dungeons every day and are very open to showing the ropes and are forgiving for mistakes. As long as you are fine with us being a PvX guild meaning, we do WvW during off hours and 2 nights out of the week for 2 hrs.

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Blood! Just now seeing this so hopefully if you havent found a guild already you’ll check us out!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~10-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Whirling (and tygeezy),

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Hawkes and friend!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Dark Night,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Xusa!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Fragile,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA, we allow new recruits to guest to try out our guild and allow time before moving.

We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Danny and friend!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on a different server we allow new recruits time to guest to check us out to be sure we are a good fit before moving. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey Bob,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey Jassari and friends,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. Although we are on FA we allow plenty of time for new recruits to guest to try us out before making the move. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely just like to fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website, which has absolutely everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Now that we have recent recruits settled in, we are opening our recruitment once again!

We have a new “refer a friend” award system in progress and it’s quite welcomed! Come join us and bring along your friends or make plenty of new ones when you become a part of UM!

Hiya Kali!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website., which has everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi there Arcane,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~6-15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread and our guild’s website., which has everything there is to know about us!

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Zakara !

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Bigga,

Really sorry to hear about your previous experiences, nothing worse than that and even though you say you will not find what you are looking for I feel you are describing our guild exactly. Whether you are new to the guild or a veteran, many of our guild members will drop what they are doing to be sure you have someone to help you complete whatever it is you are wanting to do. We do allow guesting for up to a month before transfer so the server shouldn’t be an issue here.

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey, merru. Check out DPS on FA! Awesome WvW guild and they are really fun to tag along with.

https://www.facebook.com/Gw2DPS?filter=2

Hi hi Alex,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi Dark Night, glad you bumped this recently!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hey there Eric and friends,

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi Alaxel!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!
• Also, an example of our silly fun…here’s a trailer our guild made for one of our fun events.

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Kerrigan!

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a small-medium sized (30 active w/ no activity req. ~15 prime time), social and fun PvX guild residing on FA. We treat everyone here like a part of the family and our relationships with each other become long-term friendships. We are down to earth and genuinely like to have silly fun but also like to work together to get things done!

There’s so much more about us but I really want to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild to you so to avoid missing anything, I will link you our recruitment thread, which has everything there is to know about us and our guild’s website.

• Check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

See the kind of silly fun we can have in our trailer for one of the MANY fun events with prizes that we run at UM!

DART Lemmings!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ek7S4lV9L8I

Hi Atronach,

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild. A majority of our members use TS3 and we typically have ~15 online throughout prime time. FA is a Tier 2 server so there is plenty of activity in both WvW and PvE. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Phyzix,

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild. A majority of our members use TS3 and we typically have ~15 online throughout prime time. FA is a Tier 2 server so there is plenty of activity in both WvW and PvE. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Meathooks (love the name btw, lol)

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild. A majority of our members use TS3 and we typically have ~15 online throughout prime time. FA is a Tier 2 server so there is plenty of activity in both WvW and PvE. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Another movie/drink night this Friday after WvW Reset. These nights have become a highlight in the guild, lots of hilarity til you drop moments. We are going to follow up our movie with a night of I-sketch (online pictionary)

The Unholy Mackerels really likes to keep the game fun and community bonds strong, so if this is something you are looking for in a guild, send me a PM or a whisp and we will get you hooked up!

Hey there mXz,

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. FA is a Tier 2 server so there is plenty of activity during prime times in Orr. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Davis,

Really sorry to hear of your bad experiences lately, that is why I like to be an open book when it comes to describing our guild and answering any questions about the guild. I think you should check us out, we are an interactive bunch no matter the level!

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi there Tsurara,

I agree the game is much more fun with friends! Especially ones that will help you out and want to group up often or chill enough to let you experience the game yourself and offer advice when needed

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Dark,

Really sorry to hear about your bad experience. I think our guild would be perfect for you since we allow guesting for checking us out We’re full of fun loving peeps that care about one another and like to help each other through the game.

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hola GK ! Fun is what we are all about, just last WvW Reset we had an awesome night so we ended it off with a tonic run where everyone was an animal and first one to be killed by the legendary defender won some nice gold, hehe

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hi Budchgon and Eruge

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Howdy Shade!

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Hiya Funky!

I’m the leader of The Unholy Mackerels and I’m female myself with a few other females in the guild. [UM] is on FA and we’re a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized. A majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Heya Umaychan!

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social/fun PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. After WvW, we’re having a movie night this weekend! We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!

Nero.6813:

Hey thanks for the response! Do you guys do a lot of one thing or is it just anything?

Hey! Super sorry for somewhat late response. Check out our thread, it will have all the details for ya but… we do it all. Daily dungeons, often times daily WvW, new content etc. Every day is different but we’re always doing something! Oh, and of course each day we have scheduled activities too so if you wanted to drop in on just the certain activity you could.

Send me a whisp or PM if you have any other questions and I’ll be able to answer them a lot faster for ya.

https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/guilds/recruitment/The-Unholy-Mackerels-UM-PvX-Fort-Aspenwood/first#post2461220

Darksider, I know exactly what you mean and it’s about the same trying to find people that like to do both! Hey, you should check out our guild, we enjoy all aspects of the game but have a really good base in both Dungeons/PvE and WvW.

[UM] on FA is a tight knit and very social PvX guild that is medium sized and a majority of our members use TS3. We typically have ~15 on throughout prime time. We allow guesting which allows you to join us for free to try out the guild and our home. We are a dedicated guild with 100% rep however, we allow personal guild banks. We’d love to have you join us!

• I encourage you to check out all the details about us here
• Or check out our site!

If you have any other questions I would be more than happy to answer, just let me know. Good luck in your search!