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Legendary Prec bugs [Merged]

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HOPE III: Synergetic Generator

Proximity Test: Megadestroyer Take the Synergetic Reactor to Mount Maelstrom and test the energy reactions near the chest after defeating the Megadestroyer.

^Killed MD. Clicked ontop of chest and everywhere near it. Would not collect my collection. I do have auto-loot if that is worth mentioning. Progress blocking, cannot collect.

UPDATE: I switched to the character I had created the Synergetic Reactor on AND I turned off Autoloot: Quick Interact in Options. I’m not sure which caused it to work this time but that fixed it.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

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[UI] Druid Celestial Avatar Icon Glitch [Merged]

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I CAN’T SEE, CAPTAIN!

Yes, slightly annoying that you can’t see how close CA is.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Party invite/accept bug

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Rits.4036

Confirmed. Noticed it a few days ago myself. Still happening.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Unable to Login/Disconnected After Map Change

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Rits.4036

Haven’t been able to log in since patch last night. Sadness

Network Error .

Please check your Internet connection and try again. (Code=1083:5:7:1595:101)

Edit: Was able to log in with a character I have not logged into for a few days now.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

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Elite Specializations & Hero Point Feedback [Merged]

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Rits.4036

I guess I am one of the few that actually likes the time that I need to spend to earn the points. The HP hunting and difficulty was the most fun I had in game in a long time.
And I have many alts and still look forward to fight through for them also. With the masteries unlocked its actually much easier even if you do not have map completion.

Definitely not the only one, but one of the few. I too like the challenge. Yes, that means I like it for every one of my alts. We didn’t hop into this game expecting an 80 off the bat, why should we expect the same for an ELITE spec. It should show that you took the time and challenge to get that spec completed. The name is ELITE for a reason.

These aren’t just new builds to try out. They are completely different play styles added onto your class…practically a new class! There are new icons to represent this for Pete’s sake!

I think if people would slow down and think about it this way they would realize how much it makes sense that you shouldn’t expect instant gratification for something coming out of an expansion designed purely for lvl 80s. It is going to be challenging and it is going to require time.

TY Anet for giving me something to do other than logging on, doing my dailies and dungeon run or two with my guildies then signing off. This brought back tons of goals and challenges for me to aim for and it brought back a huge social experience for me and many of my guildies! The fact that a lot of the maps are aimed for group experiences has been enjoyable. Its so fun to see/meet others that are willing to lend a helping hand.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

FPS drop since last week

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Rits.4036

There is a thread in the bugs subforum with 13 pages of others with recent FPS issues. I too am having a similar issue. I would advise to post your reply there too so that it is in a collective thread.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

100% GPU Usage

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Rits.4036

Yes! Please post here

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

GW 2 - Internet Package loss

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Rits.4036

Your issue starts at 345 ms 58 ms 61 ms gig18-9.lodioh1-swt402.neo.rr.com [24.164.113.62]. The issue here is that this is a link partner that comcast uses. Comcast is going to need to address this in their head to head contract. best you can do is report it to their support group, and escalate this request to their level2 or level3 support showing the traces going to anet’s servers.

Thank you very much! That is the conclusion I came too also but wanted input from others. Thanks again!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Connection problems

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Rits.4036

Northern IN. Comcast. Ping spikes usually occur 9pm EST to 4AM.

Do a traceroute…see thread here:
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/support/support/GW-2-Internet-Package-loss/first#post5300129

You can see mine at the bottom where the ping picks up with a whole lot of timeouts.

Yes, but your tracert also shows it is not an issue with either Comcast or Anet’s servers. It is happening along one of the network likely of one of the Tier 1 providers that your ISP hooks up to as do most web servers.

I certainly wasn’t implying it was. Thank you for your response.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Connection problems

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Rits.4036

Northern IN. Comcast. Ping spikes usually occur 9pm EST to 4AM.

Do a traceroute…see thread here:
https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/support/support/GW-2-Internet-Package-loss/first#post5300129

You can see mine at the bottom where the ping picks up with a whole lot of timeouts.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Huge Ping Spikes/Disconnects 15/7/15

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Rits.4036

I’m having the same issues…it’s been like this for the past month and no response. Very frustrating when I can’t do anything about it. I pretty much never lag. These lag spikes are unreal and last a long time! 380-400 ping… sigh.

Check this thread out: https://forum-en.gw2archive.eu/forum/support/support/GW-2-Internet-Package-loss/first#post5300129

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

GW 2 - Internet Package loss

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Rits.4036

So just got done doing TT. Ping fine no issues all night and I’m standing here doing not a kitten thing now, I notice my ping hiking. Anyone mind helping me out figuring out the issue? 200 ping and climbing…370 within 2 minutes. Ignore “infocleared” I replaced personal details.

Tracing route to cpe-65-25-33-40.neo.res.rr.com [65.25.33.40]
over a maximum of 30 hops:

1 <1 ms <1 ms 1 ms 192.168.1.1
2 19 ms 9 ms 9 ms 96.120.25.233
3 10 ms 26 ms 11 ms Te0-4-0-5-sur03.infocleared.comcast.net [16
2.151.35.177]
4 23 ms 19 ms 22 ms te-1-7-0-12-ar01.area4.il.chicago.comcast.net [6
8.86.189.189]
5 23 ms 23 ms 22 ms be-33491-cr01.350ecermak.il.ibone.comcast.net [6
8.86.91.165]
6 19 ms 21 ms 19 ms c-eth-0-3-0-pe05.350ecermak.il.ibone.comcast.net
[68.86.86.38]
7 20 ms 19 ms 39 ms as7843.350ecermak.il.ibone.comcast.net [75.149.2
30.70]
8 22 ms 26 ms 23 ms bu-ether29.chcgildt87w-bcr00.tkittenr.com [107.1
4.17.195]
9 23 ms 22 ms 24 ms bu-ether11.chctilwc00w-bcr00.tkittenr.com [66.10
9.6.21]
10 36 ms 34 ms 33 ms ae14.tr00.clmkohpe.mwrtn.rr.com [107.14.19.17]
11 345 ms 58 ms 61 ms gig18-9.lodioh1-swt402.neo.rr.com [24.164.113.62
]
12 933 ms 45 ms 42 ms gig18-9.lodioh1-swt402.neo.rr.com [24.164.113.62
]
13 * * * Request timed out.
14 * * * Request timed out.
15 * * * Request timed out.
16 * * gig18-9.lodioh1-swt402.neo.rr.com [24.164.113.62] report
s: Destination host unreachable.

Trace complete.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Crashes in-game, no discernible pattern

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Rits.4036

Been having a lot of issues with lag lately. At least the past week as far as I can remember. It happens anywhere. Standing still or fighting. LA, Tequatl, Triple Trouble, Fractals etc. The game becomes clunky with 1-10 FPS and 500 ping. Speedtest shows internet is fine during this time. If I turn my camera things get worse and this can last from anywhere from 10 seconds to 90seconds off and on with occasional freezing…then everything speeds up into hyper-speed & whatever happened during that timeframe plays by at the speed of light. Other times I will get skill lag with skills going off 5 seconds later.

I normally don’t experience ongoing latency (or any performance issues) problems like this at all so I’m a bit puzzled as it is hampering my gameplay. The game does not crash even when it does the above until I’ve had enough of it and decide to end the client by disconnecting, then the client will simply freeze until I end the task through taskmanager…and task manager shows the gw2client as stopped responding so I typically don’t see a crash report to be able to send.

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Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Very high ping since 23 June 2015 update

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Rits.4036

Where:
Bloodtide Coast – Triple Trouble – Jaleko? Waypoint (Cobalt Wurm)

When:
4:30AM EDT

Server:
Fort-Aspenwood

Issue:
Ping spiked to 600, FPS to 10… turned graphics to best performance still unplayable with no change. Literal slide show then everything froze for 2 minutes and then went super speed.

Tried mapping out to Orr and ping was “okay” standing at waypoint at 50 then spiked to 200+ without moving after 1-2minutes so I decided to close the game to restart but client is not responding now. Never had graphic issues or connection issues THIS bad before, hardly ever feel latency or graphic issues.

PC Specs:
i5-2500K 3.3GHz
8GB RAM
GTX 750 Ti 2GB
64 bit Win 8

ISP:
Comcast

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX][NA]The Unholy Mackerels [FA]

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Rits.4036

Our famous UMtastic movie & drink night is tomorrow after guild missions! Lots of shenanigans to occur with drinking games, drunken lawn darts, and drunken dungeon/wvw crawls with tunes to jam out to!

To give you an idea of movies, here is our list of a 4 way tie from 20 movie choices that we are currently having a tiebreaker for.

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Galaxy Quest
The Interview
The World’s End

Come make some memories with us, have fun and chill!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX][NA]The Unholy Mackerels [FA]

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Rits.4036

UM is cozy and warm, you should try it.

/g

Rits: I might dc. We’re about to be hit by an angry storm here.

Storm: Sorry.

heavy sigh

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX][NA]The Unholy Mackerels [FA]

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Hey LostInWander! Yes, we are still recruiting and we’d love to have you come check us out. Don’t worry about asking too many questions. It never gets old here. We’ve been in your shoes once before too. Let me know if I can answer any questions for you…feel free to PM me here or in game. Cheers!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Guild Chat bugged

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Rits.4036

This is pretty bad. As a guild leader and recruiter, I’ve noticed LFG posts have gone way down everywhere due to this bug.

Newer players joining the game, I can only imagine how discouraging it is to want friends to play with only to not be able to talk to them! My guild personally has Teamspeak but often times you either want to just chill and talk through text or it may not be a good moment for TS.

Linking waypoints for Guild Missions is annoying too…it has to be linked in both party and guild to make sure the person isn’t being left out. Not even including the fact that not everyone can talk in TS at once or are in TS so the person with a bugged /g chat are left out on whatever people are typing.

I understand bugs happen but this is huge…and so little response until 10 days ago when this has been a bug for a month now?? Not only hurting guilds and individual players, its hurting your game.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[UM]PvX social guild!(also, ISO: WvW Driver)

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Rits.4036

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of social gamers!

Overview
- 18+
- Active Time: ~7PM — ~1AM Eastern
- Teamspeak 3
- Small/tightknit, we typically hover around 50-60 active guild members.
- Website and Forums http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com
- Based on Fort-Aspenwood, however we are a cross server guild
- PvX

What We Do
We. do. it. all. We are a true PvX guild that runs WvW, Dungeons, Fractals, along with all of the Guild Missions. We also take part in s/tpvp, living story, world bosses, leveling, map completion, achievements, and any other goal progression.

We are a FULLY upgraded guild as well meaning we offer ALL THE BUFFS.
Our guild uses both TS3 and guild chat to communicate. You can comfortably listen to our banter, take part in or communicate with us through guild chat. You won’t be ignored as we use both forms to chat.
Most importantly, we have FUN events on a regular basis!! Guild chat trivia, movie night, drinking games, and more!! Members of “Regular” rank are granted abilities to schedule events too to ensure the guild is having fun the way its members want to!

What about WvW?
We are looking for a main driver! Even though we are looking for a main driver, we still rally 2x a week doing havoc shenanigans (stealth bombs are fun, ok?) but would love to get back into some more serious WvW play following a driver. Our group usually consists of 5-15 max with group comp being flexible with playing the way you want to play granted your build is helpful to the team. We enjoy both PPT and open field fights! We do all of this while maintaining the semi-casual atmosphere meaning one moment we are killing red names the next we are laughing our kitten off because one of us walked off a cliff while looking at the map. TS communication is a must for our WvW, at minimum you should call out critical plays (immob, stealth, water, etc)

Our Home Server
You can find us on Fort Aspenwood. We have been here for over 24 months and love the atmosphere. Currently FA is a tier 2 server for WvW and has a friendly community forum, as well as a community teamspeak. All in all, FA is server that enjoys working together through good communication while playing to have fun the way you want to play.

What If I’m not on FA?
With the announcement of global servers, it does not matter what server you are on! However, if you are interested in WvW at all – we would prefer for you to transfer to our home server within a month to join us in our havoc. Our staff and members are more than willing to help by running world bosses, dungeons, and show you how to farm nodes. We also have benefits to reimburse transfer costs if help is needed.

What We Expect of You
- social
- want to do something or are doing something? Shout it out in guild chat and invite others. Be outgoing a little!
- will use TS3, not req. all the time but preferred at least for group events like guild missions
- team player
- mature with a sense of humor
- 50% rep (we shouldn’t notice that you hardly rep us, we want to get to know you!)
- attend weekly Guild Missions often

How to Join Us!
Take a look around on our website to see more about us and our events we run and click “Join” to fill out our simple and easy app. If you have any questions, feel free to ask any one of us, we would definitely be happy to answer! GM: Rits.4036 or Slipstream.6405
Officers: InSaneIty.8621

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Returning player LF active, friendly guild!

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Rits.4036

Welcome back to GW2 Blasto!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of social gamers!

Overview
- 18+
- Teamspeak 3
- Small/tightknit, we typically hover around 40-60 active guild members.
- Website and Forums http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com
- Based on Fort-Aspenwood, however we are a cross server guild
- PvX

What We Expect of You
- social
- want to do something or are doing something? Shout it out in guild chat and invite others. Be outgoing a little!
- will use TS3, not req. all the time but preferred at least for group events like guild missions
- team player
- mature with a sense of humor
- 50% rep (we shouldn’t notice that you hardly rep us, we want to get to know you!)
- attend weekly Guild Missions often

Take a look around on our website to see more about us and our events we run and click “Join” to fill out our simple and easy app. If you have any questions, feel free to ask any one of us, we would definitely be happy to answer! GM: Rits.4036 or Slipstream.6405 Officers: InSaneIty.8621

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

New to GW - Looking for Guild

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Rits.4036

Hey Hotsync and Yalbir! Welcome to GW2

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of social gamers!

Overview
- 18+
- Teamspeak 3
- Small/tightknit, we typically hover around 40-60 active guild members.
- Website and Forums http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com
- Based on Fort-Aspenwood, however we are a cross server guild
- PvX

What We Expect of You
- social
- want to do something or are doing something? Shout it out in guild chat and invite others. Be outgoing a little!
- will use TS3, not req. all the time but preferred at least for group events like guild missions
- team player
- mature with a sense of humor
- 50% rep (we shouldn’t notice that you hardly rep us, we want to get to know you!)
- attend weekly Guild Missions often

Take a look around on our website to see more about us and our events we run and click “Join” to fill out our simple and easy app. If you have any questions, feel free to ask any one of us, we would definitely be happy to answer! GM: Rits.4036 or Slipstream.6405 Officers: InSaneIty.8621

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF Ft Aspenwd Guild

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Rits.4036

Hey Kalid, welcome to FA and GW2!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Multiple Daily Dungeons
- Daily PvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 50% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gold Earned bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (highly encouraged for group events and more)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– We play other games together!
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels either in PVE or WVW.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help! Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF casual WvW & PvE guild

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Rits.4036

Hey Icingdeath!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Multiple Daily Dungeons
- Daily PvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 50% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gold Earned bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (highly encouraged for group events and more)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– We play other games together!
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LFGuild in Fort Aspenwood [Casual]

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Rits.4036

My guild isn’t for you as our times don’t match up, but I think you’ll find what you are looking for on the FA forums. Lots of guilds recruiting there. Looks like you would do best in an OCX or PST primetime guild. GL!

http://www.fort-aspenwood.com/index.php?/forum/16-recruitment/

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Friendly players looking for a home! :)

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Rits.4036

Hey there WelshyMelon and bf! Welcome back to GW2!!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Multiple Daily Dungeons
- Daily PvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 50% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gold Earned bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (highly encouraged for group events and more)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– We play other games together!
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Seeking Small nooby guild

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Matt!

When I first joined this game I was pretty new to MMOs so I totally know the feeling of being new to the game and wanting to master it all. I feel pretty comfortable now but there is always something new to learn.

We have so many people in our guild from different skill and experience levels, so I don’t think you’d feel out of place. Especially since our veterans are more than happy to help guide the way and we don’t want anyone feeling they are subpar.

Speaking of EU, a few months back we had a couple that we helped move to our server from EU. It only took a mere few days until they decided that they -have- to join us, haha. So, I think you’ll be in good company if your active game times are not during the majority of our guilds (UTC -5) as we typically have players on during the day (for us) and our Swede folks (UTC +1).

The Unholy Mackerels [UM] is a PvX community that is social and tight knit with a roster typically hovering around 40-60 members. We use TS3 and have an interest informing friendships through guild chat, Teamspeak, GW2 and beyond into other games. All the juicy info on us can be found here and if you are interested in joining or want to check out our site you can visit us!

Cheers!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX]Looking for friendly, semi-casual guild.

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey McHiggles!

We would love to invite you into our group! Most of us are east coast but we have a fair number of central, mountain, and west coast peeps. Our active game time is anywhere between 7-12pm Eastern and Guild Missions are always on Saturdays at 9pm Eastern so I think that sounds like it would work out great for ya! I’ll let the rest do the talking.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Multiple Daily Dungeons
- Daily PvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 50% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gold Earned bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (highly encouraged for group events and more)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– We play other games together!
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF smaller guild

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Sputmeister! I think you’d enjoy our chill group with The Unholy Mackerels! We are a smaller tight-knit group of 40 active members and we usually stick around that number give or take a few. Most of us have grown to know each other over time and often play other games together too during down time, so being in a smaller friendly guild like ours is definitely positive! I’l let the rest do the talking…

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Multiple Daily Dungeons
- Daily PvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gold Earned bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary all the time but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Fort Aspenwood T2 Zerg-Busters

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Great supportive community, very little drama, and play how you want! Been here since Q1 2013 and plan to keep it that way. Once you move here… it’ll be your new home that you wish you moved to sooner!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[US] LF Guild PVE, PVP, WvW

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey there Drawoc! I would hope a casual guild wouldn’t mind a casual player, xD We’d love to invite you into our laid back atmosphere. Everyone in UM is here for the fun so we have people interested in a little bit of everything. I would say a fair majority of us are young-er (mid 20s to mid 30s) but don’t let that stop you as we know when and where to draw the line when it comes to jokes Check us out!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

NA FC-LFGuild(PvP, WvW, PvE,etc-Casual, PST)

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Heyo Vinnie! Welcome back to the game! I’ve been getting into pvp again too in the past month or so. It’s really nice to work on some of those dungeon track rewards to help with my dungeoneer title and besides that I enjoy the teamwork side of pvp. I’m of similar mindset as you when it comes to pvp. Would love to have more likeminded peeps like you to join us in pvp! Check us out and let me know what you think.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Looking for a PvE guild (Returning player)

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Heya Krad! Welcome back to GW2! I’d love to invite you to take a look at our group of friendlies to game with. We’re mostly interested in the experience and having fun. Let me know what you think!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

merged looking for... threads

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Recruiting already had become difficult with towns becoming Megaserver’d so LFG on the forums was really the only true reliable way to recruit. Now it simply is a huge mess and a much larger chore to go through.

Individual’s LFGuild posts get buried quickly so they often will be ignored/won’t find a guild. Guild’s personal recruitment threads get buried quickly by other posts, even when bumping daily. It is a fight to who has the most annoying bumper or most people to bump their thread to stay on the front page.

This was poorly thought out. It not only harms the individual player but also guilds who are trying to search out other active players to enjoy this game with. Many guilds primary reason for still playing this game is for their guild/guildies/new found friends, so in turn, this hurts the game too. I truly hope they make sub-forums for this section of the forum…basically, back to the way it was.

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX][NA]The Unholy Mackerels [FA]

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Happy Holidays to all and a Merry Wintersday from the Unholy Mackerels!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

[PvX][NA]The Unholy Mackerels [FA]

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey! You… yeah, you.The one with the lost face! Yeahhh…

Do you like to have fun? (what kind of question is that)

Do you like exploring this game with cool cats? (inb4 you answer “but Rits, I hate cats”)

Do you like spontaneous-ness and structure (yeah, we have both)

Do you like LOOT?! (“but Rits, I hate loo-” get out of here, ya weirdo!)

and lastly, but not least…do you like Teampseak? (being able to hear the gigglesnorts makes the world go round)

Then come check us out and become a Unholy Mackerel!

http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com/home

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Group of 4 LFG (PVX, NA, Casual, YB)

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Heya Desolation and friends!

If you haven’t found your home yet please check us out! You guys sound like you’d nestle in perfectly with our group! I’ll also ask…

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Lf a friendly, 18+, PVX guild :)

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Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Spencer! Are you still looking for a guild? You sound like you’d fit in great with us! We’re looking for friendly peeps like you that enjoy using TS from time to time and are interested in multiple areas of the game.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF small(ish), casual guild (Crystal Desert)

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hiya Adam and the Ms. !

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a fully upgraded guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout in /g chat to party up!

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for dungeon potions, siege, and 25% OFF guildie donated mats n other gear!
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus bonus
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums (use of highly encouraged)
– TeamSpeak (not necessary but highly encouraged)
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Fresh 80 looking for active PvE Guild.

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Briz! UM is a social and smaller close knit guild where most of us have met through the guild and become friends beyond GW2. We’d love to welcome someone like you into our group! Take a look at what we are about and let me know ~

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Two Casual players seeking a solid guild

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hiya Chamelion and Mrs. Chamelion!

Husband and Wife gaming is the best! “What do you two do together?” WE GAME. My husband and I lead our guild and we send you guys a warm invite to check us out.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

New Player Looking For A Home ( US )

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Genetix, never too late to start this game but its great you are here now with Living Story getting as exciting as ever! What region are you from and what timezone do you normally play? See if we are a good match for what you are looking for in the game and have fun!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

(NA) PvE/WvW

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Heart! We’re getting the ball rolling again for WvW and are looking for a few people to add to round out our group comp. We also enjoy playing other games together in our down time so you won’t be alone there! Take a look at what we are all about ~

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF PvX/WvW Guild [FA]

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Dilrajjtsingh,

Check out Tactical Kill[TK] or Bomb on Me[BOMB] for WvW EU on FA. Or even better yet join our community forums and take a look around at the guild recruitment threads there or make your own. I’m sure you’ll get a much quicker response!

http://www.fort-aspenwood.com/

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF guild - pve/achiev/help/active

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Crystal! Would love to have you join us. We enjoy all GW2 have to offer! Are you excited for todays LS update? WE ARE! Come join us and have some fun.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

20 year old america, Maguuma, LFG casual

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Heroes, have you found a guild yet? If you haven’t or even if you have…give UM a looksie. I decided to reply to your thread because you caught my eye with looking for some fun and good laughs. We’re a very down to earth group that likes to chat about anything and everything. Let me know what you think!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Returnee LF small guild | Dragonbrand

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hiya Jun, welcome back to GW2! If you are still looking for a home or found one but it isn’t quite home look no more! We’d love to have you join UM as we are all about the community here and want members that are interested in being social and active. Looking forward to hearing from ya.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Husband and Wife LFG on Maguuma

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Xephadoo and Mrs. Xephadoo! We are a laid back guild and love a good joke or two so I don’t think you’ll see us get upset over something like that. This is a game and we’re here for the friendships n social experience, although we do know when it’s time to batten down and get serious when need be! I’ll let the rest do the talking for you, let me know what you think!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Room to Grow
– We currently have a couple of leadership (officer) positions that are available for those interested in growing in the guild and becoming a key leader for our mackerels.
– Our officers are to be patient, calm, social, team players, have a long term interest in the guild/gw2 and excited to lead a group of awesome people.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

Newbie looking to make friends (NA)

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey there! Medical field? Nice choice. We have another guildie who works in the OR so I’m sure he can relate to you for those sporadic hours. It is great you are looking for a guild to relax, game and chat with because that’s what we are pretty much about. Even when everyone is doing something of their own we are in TS chatting it up. I’ll let the rest paint our picture for you.

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add some new faces to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF Newb friendly Alliance

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey Amnesia! We’re looking to add someone like you who is active, social and loves a good joke or two. We’re pretty down to earth as a guild so it sounds like you’d fit in great with our close knit group. Let me know what you think!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add some new faces to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in active, friendly, and social gamers to become a part of our family!As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Activities For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience, crafting and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood

LF An active friendly Guild

in Looking for...

Posted by: Rits.4036

Rits.4036

Hey hey Winter!

Are you a fan of devouring dungeons? Havoc group destruction in WvW? Collecting achievements and various PvE goodies? Or rocking some toons in PvP perhaps? Well if you’ve answered yes to any one of these, then you might have already found yourself a cozy little spot here at The Unholy Mackerels [UM]! We are a FULLY UPGRADED guild looking to add some new faces to our tight knit family of gamers!

Currently [UM] is looking to bring in more active, friendly, and social gamers to be apart of our growing family! As long as you enjoy at least one aspect of what Guild Wars has to offer, you’ll find you have a place amongst us! Who knows, in time you might grow to enjoy all aspects of the game! Don’t worry about your skill level, we all grow together as a guild and individual gamers, so its all a matter of time! Don’t be afraid to dive in and get dirty!

Events For All Areas
- Dungeons on a regular basis
- sPvP and tPvP
- Fractals and Guild Missions
- WvW Havoc runs
– Don’t be afraid to shout at us in gchat to party up

Fully Upgraded Guild
- All guild missions available
– 3 guild bank tabs for sharing mats, dungeon potions, food for lvling, siege etc.
– 24/7 Magic Find and Gathering Bonus buffs
– Full buffs Fri through Sun – magic find, gathering, karma, experience and gold !

Extremely Social
– Website with Forums
– TeamSpeak with users on usually at all hours
– Monthly movie/drinking nights and games (UM favorite)
– Contests with $$ prizes
– 99.9% drama free We are here to have an enjoyable experience! Leave the dirt outside.
– We are friendly, love to joke, and socialize creating long term friendships. Maturity with a tiny bit of immaturity is what we like to call it. AKA adults having fun.

Have Questions? Msg any one of our mods or leaders and we would be more than happy to help!

Rits.4036, Slipstream.6405, InSaneIty.8621

or check out our recruitment thread with more details.

Sounds like we are the perfect fit for you?
Check us out at http://theunholymackerels.enjin.com to apply!

Grumpy Rits – A GrumpyCat/Charr Warrior
The Unholy Mackerels [UM]
Fort Aspenwood