Guild Wars 2

I only roleplay a LARP’er on Tuesday. And then I’m definitely in regular clothing because at home I wear a gigantic bunny suit to play Guild Wars 2 in

I also avoid all sorts of open field fighting… because honestly, I’m just not good at it, and my big bunny paws make it hard to use the keys.

Superior Arrow Cart

The key to remember about the YLF’s organization – you cut off the head of one cell, another just pops up in it’s place. I hear they want SMC as a home base. Beware.

Enemy yaks thank us with their eyes for freeing them from their servitude.

As a member of the TC Dolyak Protection Society (TCDPS) – I fully support any efforts to annihilate anyone who harms, who willing facilitates the harm of, or does not report the harm of Dolyaks. However, if it was an RP person dressed as an Yak – well, I don’t judge, just sayin’.

Also, the name Flashypants – full of so much win. It just cracks me up.

Thanks to KN and FA. In lieu of Jayne being uber busy, I give cookies to all.

FA, please know I am truly sorry to see that post and wish it would disappear.

Now back to RET killing me, lots enjoy your game!

Edit: because phani is right and calling people out is not much better then troll posting.

Okay, kind of like Bubba Ho-Tep, he’s cool without trying.. and you guys are cool without trying, without starring in Bubba Ho-Tep.

Oh come on FA – BRUCE CAMPBELL!! You have to admit, he has got to be bad kitten enough for you PLUS… He’s on Burn Notice. And he’s cool without trying. Kind of you like you guys, without being on Burn Notice.

Seriously, that’s what our pirates look like? No one told me of the pirate hotness that exists on our server?

I’ve got a SPARK to face some FA/KN, I know I will RAGE from DUSK to DAWN when the STORM of death comes to me from RET or MEOW. However, I am hoping I shall ZAP them, rising to become THE LEGEND I crave to be… and rest peacefully in THE LOVER’s arms, as THE BARD sings songs of battles lost and won….

Here’s my hopes that all of KAIN and FA end up with some precursors. We all deserve those legendaries. Salute to my legendary opponents

/bow
Ronin

Thank you to Kain and FA this morning in EB. I believe the FA guild was RET. Your guild took me to school, thank you for the lessons! Always good to learn from the rock solid guilds who have some good tactics. I was mad when you took OGW – but you keep what you kill – so…

KAIN – please leave OL keep alone! Nothing I hate more then losing that dang keep!

Great fights all. Good job to the TC militia who were running with me – we were outmanned, but not outgunned (As Sam says!).

@Secret – I’m not sure if you are in the BLs, or exactly where you are playing, but it wasn’t in EB. Because I was commanding in EB up until 20 minutes or so ago – and if KN was holding our hands, it was after they cut it off. The rest of my body was not with them.

:) Hand Cookies. YUMMY.

Ohh my gosh! Was it… dirty? Did the cookies and cider get stolen? Do tell, girlfriend. I swear, it won’t leave this forum. I promise

Kain – you don’t need the red keep. You don’t. It’s really ugly inside. I wallpapered it with old flower wall paper, and now it smells of Jean Nate and death! I changed the carpets and they are all really ugly… and the decorations on the wall.. UGH. It’s not very feng shui. So, no, you don’t want the red keep. I hear the blue keep – SHINY. Go to the SHINY blue object!!

Plus – FA has cookies. TONS of them. Inside. With beer and hard pear cider. YUMMY. Go to the SHINY COOKIE KEEP.

(Has this worked yet?)

You will not take our Nyari, Maniac! You can have some sweet sweet cookies tho.. and here is a tears martini, you made me cry when you FA took Longview tonight. You deserve a good drink.

Hill? Garrison Oh no!!! Nothing makes me crazier then losing garrison, unless it’s losing the keep in EB

(I’m hijacking the thread.. sshhhh)

Pixels – that was one of the best posts I’ve seen Thank you for the giggle.

To the Blackgate Pug Pushers – Have I told you guys lately how much we miss you?

Keep up the good fights, everyone!!

Please put me down to guest for either BG or KN if you ever need an extra necro for anything I would love to hang with all of you.

I miss the Bad Boys of Blackgate. And the cute KN people

Thank you to DB this morning for great fights in EB. Again, I need coffee? Can you give me a few minutes to wake up please..?? The fight at Jerrifer’s was tough and painful.

You need to stop being baited my friend when they post about their loot bags, just smile because I am sure Icoa got 2x that amount. SoR is trying to get you into a forum war and you are letting them. You are better then that. Use some of Jayne’s pro forum tactics – and when they show loot bags, offer them cookies!

Maybe those should be the commanders? Ayn Rand, Anyone? Also, I know you all know that Fifty Shades of Grey is an iconic piece of literature, right? RIGHT? (Please note my sarcasm button)

And to make this post so it doesn’t get infracted:

I really enjoyed the fights I had this morning against DB. Their attempt on Garrison this morning was SO early. Can you please wait until I’ve had my coffee, DB? Thank you!

NO… I will not leave Blackgate Bad Boys to those.. ‘girls’ in Tier 1. I won’t go. I won’t go!!

On a serious note, thanks to all of you, both KN and BG. KN – kick some butt in Tier 2 BG – good luck in T1 show them what you can do! To HB specifically – Love you guys so much! Thanks for being TC’s big brother – the guys we can go to in tears and your first question is “Whose kitten am I kicking?”

You must not have gotten the memo from FA or was it SoR? Anyway… we’re not carebears…

My pretty ponies. We live at the Garrison on TCBL You can come hug us there.

So I know TC’ers are called Toasters, Coasters, Zombies. And Maguum are the Goons (Goon Squad?) – and that is SO FUN – what do they call the DragonBranders? Any fun nicknames for you guys.

So cool that we all have the cartoon commanders! Maguum you are going to LOVE yours! He says your goal is 6 tho :/ Better get on it YAY.

Smokee! Stay out of our Garrison! I keep telling you – the TC girls won’t date you in those silly golem suits you keep showing up in. Sheesh! You and Pot.

Alas, BG and Kain – the last few weeks have been fun, stressful, full of giggles, laughs, more then a few facepalms, and a couple of head bangs on my desk – but overall – fun. Thank you for being so gracious on the forums, so competitive in the field, and so classy overall. May your stars continue to burn bright throughout the world of WvW.

/bow

Lord Flame Ram vs. The Golem God. Should be an epic battle.

To All my friends on Blackgate:

I shall miss you. Stay away from those girls in FA. They will only break your heart, destroy your seige and pillage your garrison.

Love,
Ronin

Get in line, Ellie! I want to RP with HB too. However, I shouldn’t be rooting for you to take our keep.. :/

Noooo! I missed having pot or smokee roleplay with me?! Sadness!

As for the euro Dolyaks we have hidden, we may have pony or two, but no yaks! We don’t hide our yaks how else would you kill them, silly Icoa

Look if TC got HB, I would just faint and die.. because then I would get all those cute Blackgate Boys to myself.. and I would never get anything done! Sheesh.

HB – you are the cream in my coffee, and my Dexter on my Showtime…

WM I’m sure you are cute and all… but I have a preference for HB. I dunno why!?!

I wouldn’t call Jonathan Frakes a d-lister. He actually has directed NCIS: LA, Burn Notice, Leverage, and Castle. And from what I’ve read – he’s a pretty good director. He also hasn’t done any cheesy network reality shows such as “Living as Number 1: Life with Jonathan”.

I think the cartoon version might be epic. But I want us to be Cartman “NO Kitty. My pot pie!”

Dunn dunn dunnnnnn- What does Hydro have planned?!?! Only the Shadow knows!

Oh noeess~ we’re not serious enough! Good. If being serious means we can’t flirt with the blackgate boys, then I want nothing to do with WvW. And there is no such as dolyak nonsense – everything about dolyaks is important.

I replied to an SoR person – I feel a lil bit dirtier now. :/

Can we get new commanders for this week? Ohhh Tier 8 has taken Charlie Sheen as one of their celebrity commanders. We SO should have snagged them.

I didn’t get screenies, but I did get the scare of my life when HB ran up behind us at the DOLY parade, then proceeded to NOT kill anyone Thanks for the scare, guys!

Can someone please provide when the dolyak parade is? I can’t find the post

Don’t trust those blackgate boys Ellie! And that hussy of a commander! The nerve.

Of course! I would be flattered. You may want to include this picture of pot crying over my body after [HB] took Bay. I don’t think he was really sad.. like.. sad he got caught!

In honor of the day all bad boys should treat good girls to gifts and flowers:

My sweet, Blackgate ,
I must tell you this: You are the sound of golems hitting the gate our our keep. You make me feel like every day is precious. I want you to kill you with my seige and then run off and cap your supply camps!! I want to take you to SMC where I shall feed you dolyak steaks and cookies. I long to see the twinkle in your murderous eyes. I feel the radiating aura of pain whenever you are near… alas it can never be.. you are Blackgate and I am Tarnished Coast.
With a kiss, Ronin

<Hides behind [HB]> Please don’t let the scary man from [CO] slaughter me like a helpless dolyak.

The reason I through stuff at you when you come to our garrison is you are wearing that horrid looking golem suit. It’s not appropriate for a date. Besides, I just want to date you, I don’t want you to move into my garrison. We have TC boys for husbands, you are just the bad boys we love on the side.

I, for one, would like to attend the doly parade this week. What are the details (sorry if these are common knowledge, I’ve had to study the last few doly parades)? Thank you

If they are from BG I try and hug them

Congrats! Sounds like you had some fun. May the loot bags be with you

Dear Shaka – I fell in love with you a bit today (due to your awesome update). Don’t tell any of the boys from Blackgate.

Love,
Ronin

My favorite part was the map chat “omg I need to pee, hurry up” !!

Dear Blackgate Boys – some of us TC girls are waiting over by Ogreswatch for you. What is that you say? We have mortars, and arrow carts? Oh don’t be silly! We wouldn’t think of using those to slaughter you mercilessly like fish in a barrel. NO WAY! We’re just looking for a good time (or loot bags).

All things end, my friend! Lots of new doors opening up for KN, so congratulations on your new tier and your possible future in Tier 1

Don’t worry KN, I’m sure they are just upset because you only get a d-list celebrity commander in Tier 2. Who wouldn’t want Flava Flav helping them score points? Just the sight of his teeth scares me off the battle field, and BG’s Situation is kind of a butterface. Just sayin’.

Dear [RUN] I’m pretty sure you killed me. A lot. It hurt. I cried tears of pain. Now you disavow all knowledge of my death – that hurts even more then the gigantic stake you thrust thru my poor body.

I am most decidedly… a TC Wench. A Norn one too. I better be looking out for pirates.

Ellie – I want you to know I saw Charzill and Peta last night in BG BL. I skeeweeedd like a school girl who had just seen rockstars. I’m pretty sure I saw Tryce too, I skeewweedd during that one too – as I spit blood during my rather violent death.