Too Drunk To PvP[LUSH]
Standing United[STUN]-TC
Score and map update.
TCBL is quite a beautiful shade there! I’m sure I can speak for all of FA in TCBL tonight that we had a lot of fun defending the swiss cheese bay and the fights that followed all night.
I like it better when it’s all our shade, but it’s not easy being green! Harharhar bad Kermit joke. :P
You guys kept us jumping today, good fights all around, and oh the torments at Bay! shakes fist
Score and map as of 5 min ago…
So…..map update?
Current map.
While I do agree that everything you do in this game revolves around killing anything you can click, it would be pretty nice to have more constructive options. For example, why not “Hug 30 critters”?
Like……like, hug them with fire?….squeeze them to death?….this “hug” thing is confusing.
Here, this might help explain it better…
I can’t think of animal hugging without picturing Elmira. >.>
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Bumping back up!
First, that pic is awesome. Second, Tarnished Coast is almost always in overflow, unless it’s 3 am. Even then it’s not a guarantee. Show up 45 min early or get tossed into the dark, dank depths of overflow!
We’ve had great response, and had a lot of fun groups with our awesome new members! Come join in the fun!
Bumping it back up.
Back to to top again!
A few of my favorites…
1) Vista SS that turned out very neat.
2) One of THE most fun and nerve wracking sPvP games played in the early days.
3) My Engineer main Zona Eshe enjoying some explosions. The facial expression is priceless!
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Bump back to page one!
Awww, you don’t like the seizure cam?
I would love a fix for this, but honestly have become so used to it, it doesn’t bother me as much anymore. The life of the engineer…
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Order of Blood [OoB] on Tarnished Coast is looking for some new blood in our ranks!
We are a small group of mature, laid back players that enjoy all aspects of the game, and are looking to expand our roster to move forward with the new guild challenges added with the last build. At the moment we are still in the process of opening up all of the challenges, but are close to having the influence for some of them, and would love to have some new players to organize more guild events with! Many of our players are dungeon/fractal runners, while a few others are leveling multiple alts or running WvW/ sPvP. As we are on the unofficial RP server, some of our members do enjoy role playing. However, it is very light and not mandatory, we only ask that you respect those that do partake. Guild chat is OOC.
If this sounds like the place for you, or if you have any questions, please contact us either in game or by filling out a short invite request form on our website. We look forward to meeting you!
Zona Eshe, Elcoyote Solitaire, Helvetica
There was a new waypoint added recently. If you had already completed map previous to that point being added you would not get a second reward. I had the same thing pop up.
Hmmmmm. Best thing I can suggest is check PvP locker in Mists. If it’s available in game, it’ll be there. That is not one that I have seen though, and it’s a little hard to tell what armor weight it is. GL on your hunt!
My “going to a Gwar concert” warrior.
Mostly Barbaric crafted, with Pit Fighters shoulders, and Temple helm and gloves.
I’ll assume Guardian? Not 100% sure but that’s what prof it sounds like. I went scepter torch on mine, but still leveling my Guard. Honestly, try each out. Blues are pretty cheap, or you’ll find several weapons just killing stuff while leveling. It’s worth it to flip out the off hand and try each to see what you prefer.
[Engineer: P/P Tankcat rework]
—Solo PvE—
DPS: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Survivability: [SCORE] 5/ 10
Support/Utility: [SCORE] 3/ 10
Difficulty: [SCORE] 5/ 10
Fun: [SCORE] 6/ 10
—Group PvE— (Dungeons, Dynamic Events, etc.)
DPS: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Survivability: [SCORE] 6/ 10
Support/Utility: [SCORE] 8/ 10
Difficulty: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Fun: [SCORE] 7/ 10
—sPvP—
DPS: [SCORE] 3/ 10
Survivability: [SCORE] 8/ 10
Support/Utility: [SCORE] 2/ 10
Difficulty: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Fun: [SCORE] 8/ 10
—WvW—
DPS: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Survivability: [SCORE]4 / 10
Support/Utility: [SCORE] 6/ 10
Difficulty: [SCORE] 4/ 10
Fun: [SCORE] 5/ 10[/quote]
This is incredible! Can’t wait to see it with runes in place for armor, but with the large number of them it’ll take a bit!
I’ll add an online scan here in case u guys feel my file is suspicious
I did scan before opening, gave it the evil eye, and it passed all the tests.
@Vorch
I love your Charr’s name! Made me giggle.
Working on this myself. Engi and War are 80, Thief and Ele are both at 54 and one will hopefully be 80 by the weekend (probably Thief). Mes and Necro will be the hardest to level, I’m bored to tears with both professions. I also tend to get distracted by sPvP. :P
I’ve been on Tarnished Coast since I started playing and love this server. Huge pop, great people, tons of PvE going on, and WvW is always a blast with the dedicated WvW guilds here. Not an RP’r myself but you can’t walk in Lion’s Arch or Divinity’s without tripping over some RP. Not sure about TPvP, haven’t run any, but there’s always a decent crowd in Mists running sPvP. Overall, I highly recommend TC if you’re still looking for a new home.
A customer enters a game store.
Customer: ’Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
C: ‘Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean “miss”?
C: I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We’re closin’ for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this engineer what I rolled not half an hour ago from this very company.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Asuran Engineer…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?
C: I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ’E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!
O: No, no, ’e’s uh,…he’s resting.
C: Look, matey, I know a dead profession when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.
O: No no he’s not dead, he’s, he’s restin’! Remarkable profession, the Asuran Engineer, isn’it, ay? Beautiful kits!
C: The kits don’t enter into it. It’s stone dead.
O: Nononono, no, no! ’E’s resting!
C: All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up!
(shouting at the cage)
‘Ello, Mister Engineer! I’ve got a lovely fresh grenade for you if you show…(owner hits the cage)
O: There, he moved!
C: No, he didn’t, that was you hitting the cage!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything…
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) ‘ELLO ENGINEER!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call!
(Takes asura out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
C: Now that’s what I call a dead profession.
O: No, no…..No, ’e’s stunned!
C: STUNNED?!?
O: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Asuran Engineers stun easily, major.
C: Um…now look…now look, mate, I’ve definitely ‘ad enough of this. That profession is definitely deceased, and when I rolled it not ’alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of versatility was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged battle.
O: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords.
C: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got ‘im home?
O: The Asuran Engineer prefers kippin’ on it’s back! Remarkable looking, innit, squire? Lovely kits!
C: Look, I took the liberty of examining that Asura when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
O: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that engineer down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent ‘em apart with its prybar, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
C: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this engineer wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ’E’s bleedin’ demised!
O: No no! ’E’s pining!
C: ’E’s not pinin’! ’E’s passed on! This engineer is no more! He has ceased to be! ’E’s expired and gone to meet ‘is maker! ’E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed ‘im to the floor ’e’d be pushing up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ’istory! ’E’s off the twig! ’E’s kicked the bucket, ’e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-ENGINEER!!
(pause)
O: Well, I’d better replace it, then.
(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)
O: Sorry squire, I’ve had a look ‘round the back of the shop, and uh, we’re right out of engineers.
C: I see. I see, I get the picture.
O: I got a warrior.
(pause)
C: (sweet as sugar) Pray, is it versatile?
O: Nnnnot really.
C: WELL IT’S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!?
O: Look, if you go to my brother’s game store in Bolton, he’ll replace the engineer for you.
C: Bolton, eh? Very well.
The customer leaves.
My little engineer, Zona Eshe, sporting her spiffy Wintersday’s ensemble.
I love the grenades, they offer great utility and I would like to use this as my main kit, they blind/chill/bleed/poison my foes offering me a great set of strategic opportunities, I want to know if I can have these grenades set to autoattack or autotarget? I am not extremely good at selecting the bomb and throwing it to the location of the enemy before they run to that spot whilst still keeping mobile. does anyone have advice for a grenade kit?
If you are not a clicker, the easiest thing I’ve found is the option to throw at mouse point. I forget what the option is specifically called, not in game at the moment but by throwing at mouse point it saves that extra second or two. I’ll have to look in a bit when I’m able to log on for the exact wording of it, but I do remember it being on the first page of options as a check mark item. Might be worth a try!
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